"You sir, are a bawdy, milk-livered canker-blossom!" Randomly create Shakespearean insults just like this with this simple insult generator using Python and Tkinter. Corresponding CSV file included, modified from PDF at https://www.theatrefolk.com/free-resources.

shakespeare_insults.csv

shakespearean_insult_generator.py

from tkinter import *
from tkinter import ttk
import random

class InsultApp:

    def __init__(self, master):

        master.title("Shakespearean Insult Generator")
        master.resizable(False, False)
        master.configure(background = "#fff")

        self.style = ttk.Style()
        self.style.configure("TFrame", background = "#fff")
        self.style.configure("TLabel", background = "#fff", font = ("Verdana", 11))

        self.label = ttk.Label(master, text = "This simple Python-powered app randomly generates insults of Shakespearean proportions!")
        self.label.grid(row=0)
        ttk.Button(master, text = "Go Ahead, Insult Me", command = self.insult_me).grid(row=1)

    def insult_me(self):

        list_a = []
        list_b = []
        list_c = []
        filename = "shakespeare_insults.csv"

        with open(filename, "r") as f_obj:
            for line in f_obj:
                words = line.split(",")
                list_a.append(words[0].strip())
                list_b.append(words[1].strip())
                list_c.append(words[2].strip())

        word_a = random.choice(list_a)
        word_b = random.choice(list_b)
        word_c = random.choice(list_c)
        person = random.choice(["sir", "madam"])
        article = "an" if word_a[0] in "aeiou" else "a"
        insult = f"You {person}, are {article} {word_a}, {word_b} {word_c}!"

        self.label.config(text = insult)
    
def main():

    root = Tk()
    app = InsultApp(root)
    root.mainloop()

if __name__ == "__main__": main()