gistfile1.txt

function generator () {
  var wordlist3 = [
    {
      "words": "hassle our fucking Prime Minister on twitter", 
      "link": "https://twitter.com/ScottMorrisonMP"
    },
    {
      "words": "share my fucked up experience in the bushfires",
      "link": "https://docs.google.com/document/d/1L8eynqn5RSsMZ5bdS4E2UaTtFEr9nDizr5eTjn0jBck/edit# "
    },
    {
      "words": "give cash to some other legends to deal with this bollocks", 
      "link": "https://www.seedmob.org.au/donate"
    },
    {
      "words": "talk to my fucking friends",
      "link": "https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QIaABrNBSIJ5sOoVnV3Yk3rG-yqodQxRMHXtg9c9wi4/edit"
    }, 
    {
      "words": "have a fucking rant on talk-back radio", 
      "link": "https://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/confessions-of-a-talkback-radio-producer-20101129-18cub.html"
    }
  ];

  var placeholder = document.getElementById('placeholder');
  var randomNum = Math.floor(Math.random() * 5) - 1;

  placeholder.innerHTML = '<div id="result">' + wordlist3[randomNum].words + '</div>';

  var footer = document.getElementById('footer');
  footer.innerHTML = '<a href="' +  wordlist3[randomNum].link + '">link</a>';
}