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Confessions Backup
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backup.py
import requests
import json
# replace the access_token with your own. You can get one at https://developers.facebook.com/tools/explorer/?method=GET&path=cmiconfessionz%2Ffeed&version=v3.0
starturl = "https://graph.facebook.com/v3.0/cmiconfessionz/feed?access_token="
cururl = starturl
confessionData = []
while True:
data = requests.get(cururl).json()
confessionData.extend(data['data'])
print(len(confessionData), "posts so far...")
try:
cururl = data['paging']['next']
except KeyError:
break
with open('conjessions.json','w') as f:
f.write(str(list(reversed(confessionData))))
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confessions.json
[
{
"created_time": "2017-09-12T19:15:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935199630052656",
"story": "CMI Confessions Page updated their profile picture."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-12T19:36:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935205710052048",
"story": "CMI Confessions Page updated their cover photo."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T04:22:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935332066706079",
"message": "#1\n\nSo one of our seniors was feeding see/she/c infinity chocolate. I told him that it was poison for dogs. He told me that was exactly the reason he was doing so. Scared to come out and name him. \nPlease take care and protect the dogs."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T04:28:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935333160039303",
"message": "#2\n\nSo this boy kissed me very suddenly when we were sitting and talking for a few hours after misreading the moment. I have been avoiding him for a week now, I really need advice.\nHe has been calling and texting me, have been giving excuses. \nShould I file an FIR on sexual abuse?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T09:52:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935403360032283",
"message": "#6\n\n#BSc\n\nSo when a few people I hate were standing in between the hostel and new building, I scooped up a bit of bird poop and threw it on them. \nI immediately looked away but was sure it fell on atleast one as I heard quite a bit of bird cursing.\n\nReally sorry man."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T10:25:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935410656698220",
"message": "#7\n\nI always found Ananyo Kazi from UG2014 really sweet! :) He's also smart and quite cute :p"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T10:55:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935418223364130",
"message": "#10\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI think Aalok is prettier than Varun. No homo. <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T11:24:48+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935425803363372",
"message": "#12\n\n#BSc\n\nAfter watching many of my fellow CMI-ites playing CS, I have come to the conclusion that, even though, people are good enough but they need more practice to be as good as me. I have proved myself in the CMI CS tournament, which according to me wasn't a challenge at all, even with the noob team I had. I am aiming to go for an international-level CS tournament, for which I want a way better team and I am disappointed with the current CS players. Looking forward to the new batch, though all of them look even more noob right now :("
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T11:27:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935426353363317",
"message": "#13\n\n#MSc\n\nI once took $\\epsilon$ < 0"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T11:33:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935427990029820",
"message": "#16\n\n#BSc\n\nYou all know that young lady guard? Short and cute? I find her really attractive. I fantasise about her all the time and have to struggle to keep a normal tone whenever I need to speak with her. Of course this is her workplace so I will not be out of line, but I do hope I was able to ask her out. She is just so confident and charming, and I don't even know her name."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T11:47:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935431173362835",
"message": "#17\n\n#PhD\n\nReals are not real"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T11:48:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935431280029491",
"message": "#18\n\n#BSc\n\nI didn't build a market in AoE"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T13:51:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935479526691333",
"message": "#22\n\n#BSc\n\nWhat the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little epsilon-ball? I’ll have you know I failed in the top of my class in Calculus (duh), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on S, and I have over 300 continuous functions. I am trained in gorilla algebra (also referred to as abstract algebra) and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed massxaccelerations. You are nothing to me but just another function. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before by Riemann, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with discontinuing me like that? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Cantor sets across the real line and your continuities are broken right now so you better prepare for the staircase, Devil. The function that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your function. You’re f***ing discontinuous, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can integrate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Riemann (no homo). Not only am I extensively trained in special functions, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Riemann-integrable functions and I will use it to its full extent to discontinue your miserable ass off the face of the R2, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy differentiation your little “clever” continuity was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing limits. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit discontinuities all over you and you will differentiate in it. You’re f***ing Growth and d***, kiddo."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T13:54:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935480746691211",
"message": "#24 \n\nMy heart is out on a jar."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T14:38:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935497870022832",
"message": "#36\n\n#MSc\n\nBALA BALA BALA BALA <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T14:41:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935499003356052",
"message": "#38\n\n#BSc\n\nI am a man attracted to apples.\nI'm in love with cantaloupes.\nA cantaloupe once stole my apple."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T14:46:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935500653355887",
"message": "#42\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI took Aalok's wallet.\nI also took Aditya's hard disk."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T14:49:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935501540022465",
"message": "#44\n\nI honestly think that more than half the people at cmi are on the autistic spectrum."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T14:52:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935502763355676",
"message": "#46\n\nall the bongs need to eat a sandesh and stop being so dramatic all the time"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T14:53:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935503013355651",
"message": "#47\n\nI was there at the freshers' welcome party and... damn, Rahul (2nd year) got some moves!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:27:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935516310020988",
"message": "#49\n\n#BSc\n\nI once sent a mail to cmiall, asking for blood. I didn't ask for fire."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:28:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935516603354292",
"message": "#50\n\n#BSc\n\nWhoever the f*** you are, I will catch hold of you and JUDGE you!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:29:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935516926687593",
"message": "#52\n\n#BSc\n\nI'm rich and steal tobasco sauce cause I'm slightly unhinged and crazy. Also I'm probably bulimic and should probably get that checked out. Guess who?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:34:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935519566687329",
"message": "#53\n\n#BSc\n\nAt some point of time,I thought Ankita Sarkar was a girl.I am still scarred."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:35:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935519886687297",
"message": "#55\n\n#MSc\n\nI have fed chicken to one of my orthodox veg friend without his knowledge. I had put chicken on his mushroom pizza, and thus oblivious to the sin he was committing. I had resentful after that, and have never done it since."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:39:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935520890020530",
"message": "#58\n\n#BSc\n\nI used to like Justin Bieber when I was young. Now I only like Pink Floyd. #weed"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:40:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935521136687172",
"message": "#59\n\n#BSc\n\nI hate the fact that people in CMI are so immature about sex and relationships. Someone told me, about their friends who were having sex with each other, that the guy in the relationship can be excused for wanting sex because that's how guys are but the girl should not let him. Sexist, stupid, uninformed. YUCK.\nAlso, stop judging one side of a broken-up couple without hearing both sides of the story, and certainly don't judge based on third-party stories. You have shown much liberalism, now please show some maturity. Don't paint victims, don't paint villains, respect others' maturity, learn to think."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:44:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935522380020381",
"message": "#60\n\nI secretly like the thin guy who plays basketball sometimes. He has a black shirt. I don't like his singing though."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:44:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935522473353705",
"message": "#61\n\nI am one of the bongs who got into CMI without RSM's nepotism. Yes we EXIST!!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:47:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935523463353606",
"message": "#62\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn't open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral. I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a whore."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:48:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935523783353574",
"message": "#63\n\nMy interests is Differential Geometry. But I like our algebra core course. I have started to like diagram chasing, will I accepted to US Universities???"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T15:49:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935524140020205",
"message": "#64\n\nI am one of ths students who came to CMI, after reading her posts on Quora. Now I have been enlightened about the reality, and the desiccated life everyone leads here. PLEASE STOP WRITING FALSEHOOD."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T16:14:45+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935531736686112",
"message": "#65\n\nI love the joblessness of the admins of this page, and I like the fact that the posts get updated in seconds. Let's see if the admins would be kind enough to post censure about themselves."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T16:15:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935532010019418",
"message": "#67\n\nAnybody interested in going to ALGANT? Anybody short????"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T16:16:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935532170019402",
"message": "#68\n\nI am gay and I like our ANA3 TA."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T16:18:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935532506686035",
"message": "#70\n\nI have hacked your page. HUEHUEHUE T.S."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T16:21:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935533183352634",
"message": "#71\n\n#BSc\n\nChanda hai tu, mera sooraj hai tu, Analysis 1 ka TA hai tu :D"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-13T17:02:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935548280017791",
"message": "#74 \n\n#MSc\n\nI was really disappointed watching Agnishom's face, when Dhruv took Akshatha away from him, while he was talking to her in front of the common room at the time of the freshers' party. Bro, hard work always pays off, keep up the good work.."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T06:05:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935758113330141",
"message": "#88\n\n#BSc\n\nIph you dont hab baiishepsh, dont wear shleebhlesh!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T06:07:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935758549996764",
"message": "#90\n\n#Alumnus\n\nhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baba%20yolo"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T06:08:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935759133330039",
"message": "#91\n\n#MSc\n\n1 2 3 gayathree\n4 5 6 7 8 9\n10"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T06:10:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935759756663310",
"message": "#92\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI was the one who stole food from the fridge. God this feels soooo good."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T06:13:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935764826662803",
"message": "#93\n\n#BSc\n\nI once saw this video http://bit.ly/1dEfMW4. I am now incapable of enduring a day without watching this at least once."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T11:46:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935887159983903",
"message": "#94\n\n#BSc\n\nThe ancient Romans knew that the answer to life lay in four numbers:\n\n1 2\n2 50\n\nThis knowledge has plagued me since I learned about it, and now you know it too."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:41:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935928063313146",
"message": "#101\n\n#PhD\n\nNever trust the sound of rain upon a river rushing \nThrough your ears"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:43:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935928646646421",
"message": "#102\n\n#Alumnus\n\nApparently there is this new MSc kid Raiean Banerjee who wants haters wants some haters so outperforms them. Try outperforming some intelligent BSc first year kid."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:44:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935928843313068",
"message": "#103\n\n#BSc\n\nHi Ankita. Are you sure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:46:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935931526646133",
"message": "#106\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI thought you like being gay w/ 3, but it turns out you actually like Gay @ 3. Mr. 🅱arun da."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:47:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935931709979448",
"message": "#107\n\n#MSc\n\nBala(of MSc CS) just makes everything look so easy! In fact, I'm sure that the only thing that's hard for Bala is my d***."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:48:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935931933312759",
"message": "#108\n\n#BSc\n\nhey heey are u ordering in phazoooossss phazos , oh f*** oh f***"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:49:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935932163312736",
"message": "#109\n\n#BSc\n\nI think that Sreejato looks like Melania Trump."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:50:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935932359979383",
"message": "#110\n\n#BSc\n\nI think that homomorphisms are gay."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:50:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935932513312701",
"message": "#111\n\n#BSc\n\nmy teacher thinks that i am somewhat mental, she dont know i am very sentimental"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:51:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935932793312673",
"message": "#112\n\n#PhD\n\nO tunir ma tomar tuni kotha shone na"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:51:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935933086645977",
"message": "#113\n\n#BSc\n\nNikhil I love you please leave Aditya and marry me~"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:54:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935933859979233",
"message": "#117\n\n#BSc\n\nI think Aalok is skinny."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:54:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935934019979217",
"message": "#118\n\n#BSc\n\nI think Parthiv is obese."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:55:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935934163312536",
"message": "#119\n\n#BSc\n\nI am sure that God is a sidewalk."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:55:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935934296645856",
"message": "#120\n\n#BSc\n\nI think that zebras have yellow and blue stripes."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T13:59:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935935129979106",
"message": "#125\n\n#MSc\n\nParamjit is the hero the comp lab deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll keep quiet. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a *silent* guardian. A watchful protector. A Silent Knight."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:14:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935940649978554",
"message": "#131\n\n#BSc\n\nI love being shirtless in the hostel in front of girls. I think some of them like it too."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:15:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935940703311882",
"message": "#132\n\n#BSc\n\nThreatens people to be silent in the lab..\nForgets to put his phone in silent mode.... (*ring* *ring*)\nAll Hail Paramjit Ji Insan Ji!!..........\nWhy so serious ???"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:18:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935941806645105",
"message": "#135\n\n#BSc\n\ni love you admin"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:21:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935942476645038",
"message": "#139\n\n#BSc\n\nYo mama's so fat her Fourier transform tends to a delta function"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:23:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935944259978193",
"message": "#143\n\n#BSc\n\nI secretly yearn for environment to show a snake documentary because they turn me the f*** on."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:24:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935944583311494",
"message": "#144\n\n#Alumnus\n\nDaily reminder that f***ing t****ies is gay."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:25:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935944843311468",
"message": "#145\n\n#Alumnus\n\nAditya is Raut. Raut is Aditya. Ashwani is Anand. Anand is Ashwani. Prabhat Kumar Jha is Prabhat Kumar Jha."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:25:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935945123311440",
"message": "#147\n\n#BSc\n\nWhat do you call Varun in the mess?\n-Borun"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:29:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935946416644644",
"message": "#148 \n\n#PhD\n\nWhat do you call Sarjick Bakshi on a plane?\n-Sarjick Pakshi\n\nSomeone please tag him here for me."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:35:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935947759977843",
"message": "#153\n\n#Alumnus\n\nMy password is rowaldal123"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:37:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935948343311118",
"message": "#155\n\n#MSc\n\nVarun I stole some of your food stuffs kept in the fridge. Sorry yaar."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T14:37:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935948449977774",
"message": "#156\n\n#BSc\n\nHi,\n\nI hate my life.\n\nBye."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T15:39:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935966986642587",
"message": "#163\n\n#MSc\n\nWhat is a cute children’s rhyme about Sania going to practice tennis?\n🎵 Mirza had a little Baig, little Baig,\nMirz Ahad a little Baig,\nAnd it had Balla. 🎵"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T15:41:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935967456642540",
"message": "#168\n\n#MSc\n\nSubhayan, nice back m8. Say thanks to your wingmom for pointing it out."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T15:42:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935967546642531",
"message": "#169\n\n#BSc\n\nWhat do you call infinitely many Bong Niveditas?\nNive-dito dito"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T15:44:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935967923309160",
"message": "#171\n\n#MSc\n\nWhat's with CMI's teaching standards? Either they are exceptional teachers or downright dreadful. There's no in between. I think one prof who taught me last sem was a quack. Didn't know the topic and was getting by spouting BS."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T15:45:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935968236642462",
"message": "#173\n\n#MSc\n\napoorva i want to meet u soon .\ni had a huge crush on u for the last two years.\ncan u get me some time to have a conversation with you in a nearby coffee shop\n\n*A poorba"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-14T16:12:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1935979276641358",
"message": "#177\n\n#BSc\n\nparthiv u look so cute when u r arrogant . hope u break up with her and start dating me. too much love for u from the girls wing. be soofffft with me"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:01:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936143443291608",
"message": "#183\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI miss Fruitzee :("
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:35:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936150293290923",
"message": "#184\n\n#CurrentStudent\n\n[redacted] is amazingly talented with his mouth and tongue. If you know what I mean. I had no idea it would be so good."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:36:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936150749957544",
"message": "#186\n\n#BSc\n\nAnything can be a dildo if you believe in yourself."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:38:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936151293290823",
"message": "#189\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI had no idea how many poets and punners we had in cmi. Seems like the place is actually full of quality artists."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:40:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936151929957426",
"message": "#192\n\n#MSc\n\nSubhayan Saha and Sylvester Stallone have the same initials. Coincidence? I think not!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:40:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936152006624085",
"message": "#193\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI believe one of our professors is hitman in disguise."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:52:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936156383290314",
"message": "#200\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI think Ahad is cuter than she-infinity."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:54:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936158239956795",
"message": "#202\n\n#BSc\n\nI like catty style."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:55:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936158636623422",
"message": "#205\n\n#MSc\n\n#Popular\n\nArghya, stop flirting with multiple girls at the same time."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:55:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936158699956749",
"message": "#206\n\n#Alumnus\n\n#Popular\n\nDhruv and Saptarsi, stop trying to flirt with girls. You know who I'm talking about, she's WAY out of your league, bois."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:57:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936158856623400",
"message": "#207\n\nI love spamming"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T03:59:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936159133290039",
"message": "#209\n\n#BSc\n\nI have proved the Riemann hypothesis. The proof is so trivial that I have left it to you all as an exercise."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T04:01:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936159483290004",
"message": "#210\n\n#BSc\n\nMy roommate is a chu***a"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T04:01:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936159583289994",
"message": "#211\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nMy batch is full of filthy commie chu***as."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T04:03:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936160029956616",
"message": "#214\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nWhenever you have a gathering in CMI, and Ankita starts speaking without any goddamn reason, you feel that you are world is doomed, And only one thing can be worse than Ankita starting to speak, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT? Yea, you guessed it right: Ankita not ending her speech. You feel annoyed and then sad, and then feel like crying, and singing out:\n Tujhe saab hai pataa, Ankita\n Tujhe saab hai pataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa\n Ankita...\n\nWith love,\nCMI Hostel, CMI faculty, CMI alumni, the World, Extra Terrestrials, etc"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T04:05:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936160389956580",
"message": "#217\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI had crush on gaya3 when I saw her in 2015 but............................."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T04:09:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936160863289866",
"message": "#219\n\n#Popular\n\nBrendon Urie once said, about the dudes using the bathroom near LH6, \"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?\""
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T04:09:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936160946623191",
"message": "#220\n\n#BSc\n\nmy name is essentially half respect and the other half under wear"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T04:37:48+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936168293289123",
"message": "#222\n\n#MSc\n\nI'm pretty sure half the Bongs in CMI don't even flush after taking a dump."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T07:51:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936211829951436",
"message": "#225\n\n#BSc\n\nSomeone please tell Raiean that the mess doesn't have any policy against second helpings of rice and shit. I flip every single time I see his plate..."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T07:51:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936211963284756",
"message": "#226\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI had a crush on you. You seemed sweet and quite a gentleman. I was going to ask you out. But I was wrong... I heard your sexist, misogynistic, slut-shaming views. The End."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T10:23:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936252823280670",
"message": "#229\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nOnce upon a time, I was in love with Ankita Sarkar. Then I got to know her better."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T10:43:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936261396613146",
"message": "#231\n\nI had a crush on someone but after my heart was crushed, instead of yearning for her heart I now yearn for Eugene Ehrhart."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T10:44:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936261546613131",
"message": "#232\n\n#BSc\n\nAshwani is a woman."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T10:46:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936261969946422",
"message": "#236\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nNikhil once cancelled the T of temperature with the T of time in a thermodynamics equation."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T10:46:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936262099946409",
"message": "#237\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nDear Nivedita,\n\nSome people do Hotel Management\nSome people do Mathematics\nNobody does both\n\nSome people are 15 years old \nSome people are doing Undergrad in CMI\nNobody fits both\n\nSome people love tea\nSome people love green tea\nNobody loves both\n\n#REVENGE"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T10:51:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936263103279642",
"message": "#238\n\n#BSc\n\nOnly three things are infinite, the universe, human stupidity and the length of my d***, and I'm not sure about the first two."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T12:39:48+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936297319942887",
"message": "#242\n\n#MSc\n\nFrance"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T12:41:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936298166609469",
"message": "#245\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nSiva Tej was so cute. No wonder they called him Sweety. I wish I had more of a chance to speak to him."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T12:41:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936298549942764",
"message": "#247\n\n#BSc\n\nA trouser hole is a window to the soul. I am a sensitive boy. Line up, ladies."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T12:44:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936299723275980",
"message": "#251\n\n#BSc\n\nI kinda like having manboobs. While jerking off I just pretend they belong to a real girl. 10/10 would recommend."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T14:04:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936325446606741",
"message": "#258\n\nJust to counteract some of the Ankita hate on here: Ankita, I don't agree with you on everything, but I think you're a well-meaning person who also knows how to proactively get shit done. And I know you're strong enough and more to take what these weak ass guys can come up with from the other side of a screen, lol. Don't let it get you down pal 👊"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T14:23:54+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936330716606214",
"message": "#262\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI left CMI before Ankita joined and I've never interacted with her. She is fascinating and I'd love to get to know her better, and have a chat with her about her CMI experiences and her sexual side.\n\n(I can understand what she says about women in CMI getting extra social scrutiny, and yet here I am contributing to it. :-( )"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T16:55:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936381013267851",
"message": "#263\n\n#MSc\n\nI'm indifferent about Ankita Sarkar. Will society(CMI) accept me? :("
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T17:25:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936390656600220",
"message": "#267\n\nWhy did Sreejato change his name to Sreejata?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T17:26:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936390723266880",
"message": "#268\n\n#Popular\n\nWhy would you have four consecutive vowels in your name"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T18:55:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936416896597596",
"message": "#269\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nIs it just me or is Nivedita really hot?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T18:58:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936417633264189",
"message": "#271\n\n#BSc\n\nDear Boshak,\nWhy are you so feminine in your approach? The nation wants to know..."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-15T18:58:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936417729930846",
"message": "#272\n\n#BSc\n\nSochak, please send an email to CMI folks regarding a gorilla on campus!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T05:32:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936575473248405",
"message": "#278\n\n#BSc\n\nCan we take a moment to talk about the raw brains of people like Malavika and Thejaswini. Damn. They're so quick to catch on to anything (not just academic stuff) I'm jel"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T05:34:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936575803248372",
"message": "#280\n\n#BSc\n\nI secretly like Music of the Spheres (Parvathy Nayar's painting outside the auditorium)."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T05:39:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936576853248267",
"message": "#282\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI wish my batchmates were kinder to me and actually reasoned with me to help me out of my superstitions and religious bigotry rather than just mocking me. But well, maybe I was too hard to deal with back then. The mocking was one of the reasons I was suicidal at the time. I was lucky to find a friend in a country far away, who helped me become sane and come to terms with my homosexuality.\n\nTo my batchmates: I used to hate you guys, but I don't anymore coz I've become more rational. I didn't put in much effort to get to know you well, but I suppose you were all nice people. I regret not getting to know at least some of you better.\n\n If you've guessed who I am, don't out me in the comments please."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T05:39:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936576906581595",
"message": "# 283\n\nnivedita has such nice hands"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T06:41:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936590956580190",
"message": "#286\n\n#Alumnus\n\nGuys,\n\nIf you like someone, go talk to them. If you don't then there's no chance of even getting to know them. No matter how silly you think you appear, just go talk to them and tell them how you feel after you get close to them. \n\nThis is coming from a guy who regrets not having asked his crush out."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T07:33:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936601463245806",
"message": "#288\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nCurly, cloud-like hair,\nStern eyes so sharp I swear, it\nMust be Aparna \n\n(I just learned what a haiku was and wanted to write you one cause I like you a lot, is this correct?)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T08:04:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936607306578555",
"message": "#290\n\nMartin had a dream\nMartin had a dream\nKendrick have a dream\n\nAll my life I want money and power\nRespect my mind or die from lead shower"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T11:00:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936652826574003",
"message": "#294\n\n#BSc\n\n\"\"I should probably head back\"\", he told himself as he walked back retracing his steps through a long narrow hallway. The moon was ambushed by a mob of dark and dense clouds. The dark night and the downpur made the dim lit rooms look brighter. He could see his room far ahead, growing slowly as he moved forward. His hands go towards the lock, only to find it missing. \"\"Did I leave the room unlocked?\"\", a thought races across his mind as he opens the door. A silhouette sat silently, slumbering in its sea of solitude. It gently moves its hair, revealing its minor facial details. It was a girl, he noticed as he walked closer. She had something in her hand, something that looked like a stick or a stylus of some sort. \"\"Who is she? Why is she here? What's she doing?\"\" \n\nYou will discover the identity of this person soon. Until then you may try to seek the identity of this mysterious silhouette. Have a good day"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T11:01:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936652956573990",
"message": "#295\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nMathematical Proofs 101:\nWhen you obtain an answer by using methods not allowed in your course or by other ... shady methods, the sentence \"\"Because Deeparaj said so\"\" is considered a valid proof and will get you full credit for the question, but only if your answer is correct."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T15:27:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936743833231569",
"message": "#297\n\n#MSc\n\nI once disconnected $lim$h@dyy's headphones while he was playing and he didn't notice for 10 minutes. Such a noob :/"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T15:35:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936746353231317",
"message": "#301\n\n#MSc\n\nWhy does the Aditya Raut function return the absolute value of the given real number?\nBecause he is a MOD at brilliant.org"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T15:38:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936747376564548",
"message": "#309\n\n#BSc\n\nHappy Malaysia day, scienceboi!😊"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T15:39:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936747453231207",
"message": "#310\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nIf Natsu single-handedly knocks a team out of the football tournament, what will he be called? Give your answers in the comments."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T18:07:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936793949893224",
"message": "#318\n\n#BSc\n\nஹிந்தி குமரி ராஷ்ட்ர பாஷா ஹை!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T18:35:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936802933225659",
"message": "#320\n\n#BSc\n\nI said something embarrassing about one of the moderators but it was not posted. Most likely this will also not be posted. Such a behaviour is very bad. You should not do it. We should change mods and all. \n\nPlease do not do this again. I forgive you this time but don't do it again or we will do something."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T18:36:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936803046558981",
"message": "#321\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nLet's start an anonymous poll! Confess whom you would vote for...\n1. Abhiroop\n2. Saptarshi"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T18:59:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936808119891807",
"message": "#325\n\n#BSc\n\nPranshu."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T18:59:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936808366558449",
"message": "#326\n\n#BSc\n\nLess than three in one man smokes weed."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T19:01:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936808633225089",
"message": "#329\n\n#BSc\n\nEkansh should keep his hair untied."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T19:04:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936809326558353",
"message": "#334\n\n[Removed]"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T20:32:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936829123223040",
"message": "#335\n\n#BSc\n\nExcept environmental course all courses are trivial"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T20:33:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936829203223032",
"message": "#336\n\n#BSc\n\nSomebody teach me how to deepthroat. I need to improve my CGPA."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T20:33:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936829256556360",
"message": "#337\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\narjun arul was so hot"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T20:35:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936829829889636",
"message": "#340\n\n#BSc\n\nTight butts are nice but these days I'm learning to appreciate the soft sproingy ones"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T21:24:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936845696554716",
"message": "#342\n\nYour answer"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T21:24:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936846016554684",
"message": "#344\n\n#MSc\n\n#Popular\n\nNanoty, if I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-16T21:25:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936846106554675",
"message": "#345\n\n#Alumnus\n\nThis statement is false."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-17T03:44:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936936859878933",
"message": "#346\n\n> wrt #336\n\nDon't worry, nobody here is that well endowed. Deepthroat will not be any different than your standard BJ. Trust me, I speak from experience."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-17T03:44:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936936946545591",
"message": "#347\n\n#Alumnus\n\n#Popular\n\nWe had kittens in CMI once. A bunch of stray dogs came in and killed them. Their pups have become the college pets. This makes me sad."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-17T03:56:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936940306545255",
"message": "#348\n\n#BSc\n\n>> #339\nOh, my sweet summer child."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-17T07:04:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1936982413207711",
"message": "#351\n\n#PhD\n\nHe takes 'em noobs and\nBurns them, he's savage as f***\nKushpreet is awesome"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-17T11:15:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937075916531694",
"message": "#357\n\nI know you feel a little shy in a sleeveless top, and yet a part of you wants to wear it. They suit you well and you look beautiful in them! Wish you'd wear sleeveless more often in the hostel. <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-17T13:50:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937126923193260",
"message": "#362\n\nAre you tired of your favourite pornstar? Are you looking for a new choice of smut? Well look no more! Chanel Santini is what you're looking for. She is the pornstar of your dreams with that little extra something."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-17T13:51:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937127139859905",
"message": "#363\n\n#MSc\n\n#Popular\n\nRick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.\nHe's never gonna give you Up."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-17T13:53:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937127753193177",
"message": "#365\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nWhat walks on two legs in the morning, four legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-17T17:20:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937196596519626",
"message": "#367\n\nI jerked off on the last seat of the CMI shuttle. \nIt was after a night of heavy drinking and I was on the first shuttle back from IMSc. I was feeling very horny and the shuttle was completely empty (except the driver of course). So I shifted to the last seat, hid myself, closed the window curtains, started playing porn on my laptop and got down to business."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-17T17:23:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937197276519558",
"message": "#369\n\n#PhD\n\nContinuing #294\n\nA paintbrush? \"\"Why would someone paint in my room\"\". She hadn't noticed his presence yet. He walks closer and tries to take a look at what she was painting. The thunder drowned out his feeble footsteps. There was a numbing pain in his head, like someone was driving a nail through a wall. He could see a mountain, towering through a blanket of pink clouds. Snow covered its summit while mist gently swept past it. Two silhouettes stood on top, looking down at snow covered rocks stretching for miles. He started walking towards the door, the mountain stood in front of him, as he walked out of the room. She heard the door close behind him. He started to walk back retracing his steps through a long narrow hallway.... \n\nP.S The guy in #339, get her name right, maybe then you'll have a chance."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T02:06:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937326253173327",
"message": "#371\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI Hate Luv Storys"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T02:14:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937330499839569",
"message": "#374\n\n#MSc\n\nEvery Indian mother's favorite weapon: https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/252587488379428507/8E3C8EF579EE377EB88B6B30CA5C30AFE8740047/"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T02:14:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937330723172880",
"message": "#375\n\n#BSc\n\nA picture of the one true God:\nhttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/E17oSuXXNZ8/maxresdefault.jpg"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T02:16:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937331716506114",
"message": "#378\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nHi,\n\nI wanna die.\n\nBye."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T14:55:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937527096486576",
"message": "#379\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI heard malavika say clusterf*** today TWICEE. Tamil Brahmin civilisation has fallen."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T15:02:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937530133152939",
"message": "#383\n\n#MSc\n\nActual One True God\n\nhttp://overmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nic-cage-face.png"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T15:05:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937531156486170",
"message": "#385\n\n#Popular\n\nProf : Name one NP-hard language\nBong student : Tamil"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T15:06:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937531593152793",
"message": "#386\n\n#MSc\n\nTejas Suresh is not just a random troll; he is a troll we all know. After the first few annoying things he did, almost all the later ones were done by CMI people who knew they could get away with it. I know who Tejas Suresh is, and the person known as Tejas Suresh knows who I am. \n\nThat's all."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T15:11:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937533529819266",
"message": "#390\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.\n\nAnd yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T15:11:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937533729819246",
"message": "#391\n\n#BSc\n\nI am new to Cmi. I think Srijan really likes Ranjani."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T15:12:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937533953152557",
"message": "#392\n\n#BSc\n\nI actually thought Gayathri was a nice girl. Seems like she is paying from some cheesy part."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-18T23:49:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937665789806040",
"message": "#394\n\n#MSc\n\nOh, mere pyare Bala!\nMere dil ko churane wala,\nJo teri burayi kare uska muh kala,\nChadaoon main tujhe phulon ki mala!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-19T00:01:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937670499805569",
"message": "#396\n\n#Alumnus\n\nKushpreet thinks he’s smart but hell no!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-19T00:10:54+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937673989805220",
"message": "#397\n\n#BSc\n\nWhat is a ToC student's favorite video game?\nNieR: Automata"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-19T00:12:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937674313138521",
"message": "#399\n\n#MSc\n\nIf you truly confess your heart out, does that make you ... heartless?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-19T00:14:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937675096471776",
"message": "#401\n\n#MSc\n\nWhat is Anish Sevekari's favorite TV series?\n- Stranger Things"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-19T09:00:45+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937778199794799",
"message": "#402\n\n#BSc\n\nশুভ মহালয়া। :)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-19T18:51:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1937962783109674",
"message": "#408\n\n#MSc\n\nA: What is your favourite topic?\nB: Knot theory\nA: Yeah, me neither"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-19T21:56:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938006613105291",
"message": "#411\n\n#PhD\n\nThe comp lab PCs are so slow that doing a hard reboot is faster than closing all windows one by one and logging out."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-19T21:57:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938006809771938",
"message": "#413\n\n#Alumnus\n\n#Popular\n\nAm SEXY and I know it."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-19T21:57:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938006869771932",
"message": "#414\n\n#BSc\n\nI bought a compression vest which is basically a sports bra for guys with manboobs. I wear it when I exercise, else it legitimately hurts, the same as it does for many women. Any men who think random boob pain is a myth, trust me it is not."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-20T14:04:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938247943081158",
"message": "#421\n\n#Alumnus\n\nAlluminati"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-20T14:06:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938248299747789",
"message": "#422\n\n#Popular\n\nIlluminanoty"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-20T14:07:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938248839747735",
"message": "#424\n\n#MSc\n\nWhat do you call an evil German werewolf who has studied theoretical CS all his life?\n- Fehnreir Greibach"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-20T14:12:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938250289747590",
"message": "#425\n\n#PhD\n\nOmae wa mou shindeiru"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T10:00:48+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938555983050354",
"message": "#428\n\n#BSc\n\nI told my ex I have herpes but she did not freak out because we never had sex.I do not know which one is sadder."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T10:01:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938556276383658",
"message": "#429\n\n#BSc\n\ni have the whole faasos menu memorized."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:09:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938679029704716",
"message": "#435\n\n#BSc\n\nOnce a kid was annoying me so I made her cry by singing this:\nI hate you \nYou hate me \nBarney's hanging from a tree \nWith a knife in his back and a bullet in his head\nSorry children, barney's dead"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:12:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938679753037977",
"message": "#438\n\n#MSc\n\n#Popular\n\nOnce I fell asleep while reading a story on /r/nosleep."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:14:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938680296371256",
"message": "#440\n\n#BSc\n\nI watch porn and masturbate in front of my roommate. He never says anything about it to me though."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:16:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938680806371205",
"message": "#441\n\n#Alumnus\n\nIf you've seen Srijita Kundu's tattoo, you've seen a lot of things in life."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:17:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938681216371164",
"message": "#442\n\n#MSc\n\nI hate the way the fat Assamese library guard looks at me when I’m leaving the library, as if I’m trying to sneak out after screwing his wife, with his kid in my hand."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:18:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938681369704482",
"message": "#443\n\n#MSc\n\nparthiv please get triggered when you play cs, it's fun watching you rage 😂😂"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:20:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938681849704434",
"message": "#444\n\n#BSc\n\nOnce, a man was shaving with a straight-edged razor. Suddenly, the razor slipped out of his hand and lopped off his penis. Frightened, he picked it up and quickly put on his clothes. He stuffed the penis, his wallet, a cigar (to smoke on the way) and a matchbox into his pockets and rushed out.\nThe man called a cab to go to the hospital. All the way, he was quite anxious about his situation.\nAt the hospital, he went to the doctor and explained what happened. The doctor said, \"\"Quick, there's no time to lose, we have to operate on you now. Give me the penis.\"\" The man grabbed everything in his pockets and put it into the doctor's hand.\n\"\"But this is a cigar,\"\" the doctor said, \"\"not a penis!\"\"\nThe man said, \"\"Oh my god, I must have smoked it in the cab.\"\""
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:22:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938683783037574",
"message": "#446\n\n#BSc\n\nOnce I carried 5 kg extra luggage on a flight without paying any extra money."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:22:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938684833037469",
"message": "#447\n\n#MSc\n\nI love the song Despacito in spite of its cringeworthy lyrics. FML"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:23:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938684949704124",
"message": "#448\n\n#PhD\n\n#Popular\n\nListening to Lollipop Lagelu:\n1st time: Eww wtf is this shit *cringe*\n2nd time: Er, you can't deny it's got a nice beat...\n3rd time: I might actually dance to this if I'm drunk enough\n4th time: Ok, this song isn't as bad as people say it is\n5th time: Holy shit I like this song\n6th time: *starts dancing the moment the song plays*\n7th time onwards: *sings along* KAMARIYA KORE LOPA LOP LOLLIPOP LAGELU *opens shirt and does naagin dance*"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:29:54+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938686416370644",
"message": "#450\n\n#BSc\n\nIt's not my fault I like putting things in my mouth"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:32:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938686919703927",
"message": "#452\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nGetting rid of bongs for dummies: \n\nStep 1: Name Blue Whale challenge as Ilish maach challenge\nStep 2: Sit back, and relax"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:33:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938687316370554",
"message": "#453\n\n#MSc\n\nA rush of adrenaline. Hope, the long lost acquaintance of mine which deigned to visit it's lowly servant in a rush for a short time of the year, had reached it's destination when aforementioned yours truly opened the BSc admission list of his \"\"prestigious\"\" institute. Hope, and it's inseparable friends, longing, expectation and anticipation would depart for good in a few months, for I was graduating (cum laude without doubt) this year.\n I had a presentiment that this year would be different than the last three, four, for hope I did have when I alighted here. But that presentiment hope dragged along with it to make it's arrival palatable, for was not my mind eager every year? That is a waste of energy to donate thought to, in any case. Scanning through the names was akin to finding all sausages on your plate when your palate craves delightful desserts. The years tempered hope, as it did me. My last year here would be deserted without desserts.\n \"\"Objectification!\"\" a reader who is well-read and well-reasoning would cry out at me. I in deference to such cries altering my work would undoubtably mean you not knowing my depravity, and for what does art exist if not to exhibit such depravity to it's fullest? I should temper my tongue had it been that I had not been a man of present, though admittedly in minuscule quantities, morals. \nOf which kind, the aghast well-reasoning judge of my life would ask, refusing to believe in such statements seemingly thrown out with impunity due to anonymity. For his morals cloud his judgment of my life, as will mine of his, I do not claim any non-partiality towards people. I digress, but the story right then was hope and his comely friends departing to hibernate inside my head until the semester begun. Oh how beautiful it was! But that I cannot talk about right now, for sleep blunts my senses, and I will not write, for fear of exposing myself in ways I do not wish to."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:36:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938688133037139",
"message": "#454\n\n#BSc\n\nSoChak is the best roommate ever."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T16:37:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938688209703798",
"message": "#455\n\n#BSc\n\nAalok is a better roommate."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T21:59:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938780653027887",
"message": "#459\n\n#MSc\n\n#Popular\n\nIf you have never watched a sunrise at CMI, you are missing out on a lot in life. Go to the new building terrace for best results."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T22:01:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938781009694518",
"message": "#462\n\n#BSc\n\nI have a crush on Gayathri ...but think she's already committed!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-21T22:01:48+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938781166361169",
"message": "#463\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI had a paranormal experience sometime ago.\nAfter reading the confession about Tropicana and Coke trading, I went to check all the terraces - at least, I tried to. (Yeah, that was stupid of me)\nThe new building terrace was clear. No sign of anyone. I waited for a few minutes and left.\nI decided to check the academic building terrace next - my big mistake.\nFrom the new building, I went straight to the academic building. As I walked towards the stairs leading to the terrace, I had a feeling if foreboding. I still decided to go ahead.\nI reached the space in front of LH3 and LH4. In front of me, I could barely see anything. It was darker than usual - that should have been my first warning sign. As I took another step forward, something weird started happening to me.\nMy body became numb and it felt like an electric shock was passing through me. I seemed to be twisting towards the right. Then I spotted something shifting in the darkness. Something huge - as if the darkness itself was moving. Suddenly I wasn't in control of my body anymore. I found myself running away, towards the staircase leading downwards. My mind was gripped by one thought - I had to get away from it (I don't even know what it was - it was as if something else was controlling me). I stayed in the comp lab till I felt OK again.\nExactly what happened near the stairs there? I don't know, but I'll find out. I will revisit that place again later. Don't worry, I'm gonna keep you guys updated.\nSo, see ya. Until next time."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-22T11:29:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1938972696342016",
"message": "#465\n\n#BSc\n\ni just opened a faasos wrap's box from sideways and realised that i have been opening faasos boxes the wrong way my entire life and that my entire life is a joke and is pointless."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-22T20:45:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1939205072985445",
"message": "#469\n\n#Popular\n\nimagine how disappointed i was when i found out cat-egory theory had nothing to do with cats"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-23T14:11:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1939465862959366",
"message": "#471\n\n#Alumnus\n\nTo #468, writing from memory\n\nCara bel, cara mia bel, la mia bambina, O Chell, qe l'esteema, qe l'esteema, O cara mia, addio, la mia bambina.....(I forgot this part) da scienza, cara cara mia bambina, la cara mia la cara mia..(forgot this too)\n\nAs you can see I am quite the regular at pornhub and I do watch the whole thing. Get on my level scrub."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-23T14:12:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1939466256292660",
"message": "#472\n\n#BSc\n\nInstead of a CS tournament, an AoE tournament should be conducted after the midsems."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-24T20:09:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1939961499576469",
"message": "#477\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI was sitting on the ledge when in my periphery I saw movement and thought it’s a person walking up the stairs. It was a rat. Angry reaccs only pliss."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-24T20:14:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1939962302909722",
"message": "#478\n\n#PhD\n\nIf you want to avoid an awkward situation, don't let your brother marry a girl named Savita."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-25T18:09:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940321149540504",
"message": "#481\n\n#BSc\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah_xyj4qIvU #WeedIsLife"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-25T18:15:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940322369540382",
"message": "#483\n\n#MSc\n\nI have never smoked weed. Not even once. #WeedIsLife"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-25T18:17:54+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940323132873639",
"message": "#486\n\n#BSc\n\nWhen I was on summer break from CMI, I didn't have an internship ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I have started playing about 6-12 hours of CSGO a day. This week is like my 17th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in CSGO. I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted IM CT NOT T. I assume I was stuck on T forever on Nuke. I also was playing hide and seek with my baby brother, only to find that I was jiggle peeking corners in real life. I have this crosshair burned into my vision that Im constantly lining up at headshot level. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of nova 1. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much csgo?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-25T18:21:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940323836206902",
"message": "#488\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI sincerely request everyone in CMI to change their (computer lab PC) wallpapers to the following image in the honour of our beloved Ekanshdeep.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/IyC1U"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-25T18:24:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940324926206793",
"message": "#491\n\n#BSc\n\nKrishnendu Bhowmick dada is a disgrace to all of us Bengalis."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-25T18:26:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940325222873430",
"message": "#492\n\nLoved your red shorts! You look hot. <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-25T18:30:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940326096206676",
"message": "#494\n\n#Popular\n\nSome people here escaped from zoos, some from institutions, but Parthiv escaped from kindergarten"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-25T18:30:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940326266206659",
"message": "#495\n\n#Popular\n\nSricharan looks like a fish"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-26T08:26:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940535136185772",
"message": "#496\n\n#MSc\n\nRahul Hirwani is my best friend! <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-26T08:29:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940535482852404",
"message": "#497\n\n#MSc\n\n#Popular\n\nThere is no theory of evolution - just a list of creatures that Mama has allowed to live."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-27T04:57:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940849769487642",
"message": "#504\n\n#BSc\n\nSometimes I think Nivedita could be a model. Other times I just think she’s mad as a hatter."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-27T05:00:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1940850319487587",
"message": "#505\n\n#Alumnus\n\n#Popular\n\nI've bathed in the second floor girls bathroom\n# I like to live life dangerously\n\nAdmin's note: The hashtag is so displeasing. gyst"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-27T15:39:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1941018749470744",
"message": "#507\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nThere are insects and then there are FLYING insects. What is this! Is CMI a zoo? Cobras indoors, rats the size of mountains, lizards that resemble dragons more than their own species?! What are we trying to do here?! I do not think I shall ever be able to overcome this trauma. RIP peace of mind."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-29T06:34:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1941683749404244",
"message": "#508\n\n#BSc\n\nOk this is hard to say, but since this is anonymous, I'm gay. And I like men with big beards. A lot. And needless to say, Parasuram is the best option out there. If you are interested hit me up and I'll be trying for you either ways, we both know CMI isn't known for its women but men on the field."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-29T06:35:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1941684086070877",
"message": "#510\n\n#Alumnus\n\n#Popular\n\nI saw two guys wearing matching clothing and asked if they were gay.\n\nThey quickly arrested me."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-29T19:01:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1941930699379549",
"message": "#517\n\n#BSc\n\nSometimes I struggle with how hilarious I am."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-29T23:17:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1941992022706750",
"message": "#517\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nEnaganti my lady love,\nyou are my sweetest dove,\na precious gift from above,\nyou make my heart go lub a dub dub\n\nEnaganti my lady love,\nI'll fit you like a glove.\nI wanna use you like a club\nall I want is your hard shoves\n\nEnanganti my lady love,\ngoing down on your telugu gun\nwhy should girls have all the fun\nhit me up and lets get this s*** done\n\npliss lemme be ur cumbucket \n69\nSexy reaccs only \nshow bob and vagene\nsend nudes"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-30T08:07:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1942131366026149",
"message": "#518\n\n#Alumnus\n\n#Popular\n\nUG2015 batch ruined CMI! Both academically and culturally! F*** you guys!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-30T08:10:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1942131839359435",
"message": "#519\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI am often turned on by sweaty girls"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-30T13:47:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1942250522680900",
"message": "#520\n\n#MSc\n\n#Popular\n\n<3 sarvesh, sweetheart~ <3\ni know we had exams and all, and we couldn't see each other so much :( :(\nBut for now, we both have free time yayyy~ <3 im so happy :) :D\nlets do it tonight ;) message me when your free and ill come to your room :)\notherwise I'll be there at 12 anyway ;) ah, i can't wait to be with you again, my love~ <3 <3 <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-30T13:48:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1942250949347524",
"message": "#522\n\n#BSc\n\nWhat do you call a size zero guy involved in suspicious activities?\n- slim shady"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-09-30T13:49:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1942251106014175",
"message": "#523\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nBow down before me, peasants. For I am Nikhil of the House Kalyanapuram, the First of His Name, The Regularly Burned, King of the Blue Shirts, the Fat Bois and the Asian Chicks, King of Physics, Khal of the Great Porn Sea, Protector of the Boyfriends, Lord Regnant of the Anime Kingdoms, TA of Calculus and Father of Virgins"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-01T13:26:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1942654642640488",
"message": "#528\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI once tried to use deformation retract to prove that a sphere is a manifold."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-02T18:34:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1943190555920230",
"message": "#529\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nA fresher asked me what we do for fun and I had an existential crisis"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-02T18:35:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1943190985920187",
"message": "#533\n\n#Popular\n\nGood on SoChak for taking charge of all the Tessellate mails and meetings and everything with so much enthu! Keep up the great work, brother, we've just started and we can pull this off"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-03T23:26:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1943630685876217",
"message": "#536\n\n#MSc\n\nAkshatha! <3\nHow do you manage to look so beautiful ALL the time? I couldn't take my eyes off you in toc today 😍\nPlease teach us your secret, babe! (no homo)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-03T23:30:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1943631825876103",
"message": "#544\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nReally wish I'd told Sushant what I felt about him. His room must've been free most of the time as well. What a wasted opportunity!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-03T23:31:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1943631892542763",
"message": "#545\n\n#BSc\n\nKitni chaho koshish kar lo, Tesselate hobe na."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-04T19:15:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1943960855843200",
"message": "#548\n\nPro tip: shave your balls with a sharp razor and use hair conditioner instead of shaving cream. Shaving down there feelsgoodman."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-05T18:56:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944342685805017",
"message": "#556\n\n#MSc\n\nI wish autocorrect would stop changing ‘trippy’ to ‘triply’, like no motherf***er I’m not talking about ‘triply lights’"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-05T18:57:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944342975804988",
"message": "#559\n\n#Popular\n\nI think I'm depressed but don't know how to tell anybody. Also what would and could they even do? I do not even know what the problem is, it is everything and nothing all at once.\nA cry for help, \na shout, a yelp, \nI suppose is all I can muster."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-05T18:58:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944343929138226",
"message": "#562\n\n@503 Mfw I get neither"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T04:48:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944852979087321",
"message": "#567\n\n#BSc\n\nHas Agnishom lost interest in carrots?\n[If so, sad reaccs only]"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T04:48:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944853212420631",
"message": "#568\n\n#MSc\n\nEven if I fail in an exam, I won't cheat. Unlike some of the top students in my batch."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T04:49:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944853622420590",
"message": "#569\n\n#BSc\n\nI've seen Sourav Ghosh (B.Sc. 3rd year) fingering thin air in the mess (not once, but many times) ... Dude we get it that you are a Messi-fan (and fan of something else too ;) ) ... but please don't do this shit in public!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T04:50:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944854022420550",
"message": "#571\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI think NeelArnab wants to be LalArnab ... as he is wearing too many red shirts these days"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T04:51:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944854199087199",
"message": "#573\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nEvery prof's nightmare: being really in the zone and writing stuff on the board only to hear an 'Actually...' in Deeparaj's voice"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T04:52:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944854302420522",
"message": "#574\n\n#Popular\n\nHello guys!!! This is snowfall!!! This is awesome!!!\nThis is awesome!!!!\nThis is awesome!!!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T04:52:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944854369087182",
"message": "#575\n\n#Popular\n\nShoutout to Rahul Kanekar for flying the flag high for clean-shavenism"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T04:53:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944854482420504",
"message": "#576\n\n#BSc\n\nI have astonishing capabilities to waste time in the face of a f***ton of work, match me n****s"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T04:53:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1944854555753830",
"message": "#577\n\nWe all make fun of Nikhil's blue shirt but are we never going to talk about Deeparaj having a never-changing 7-day shirt schedule"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T13:56:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945005319072087",
"message": "#578\n\nWhite Rabbit is love <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T13:57:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945005622405390",
"message": "#580\n\n#BSc\n\nsometimes I get so turned on listening to amazing music, honestly if someone tried to have sex with me while listening to some particular stuffs I would not resist...... too bad noone ever tries lmao"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-07T13:58:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945005695738716",
"message": "#581\n\n#BSc\n\nIs it just me or is anal really dry? \nAnalysis, that is, don’t know what you were thinking of, you dirty minded fools."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-08T08:46:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945333109039308",
"message": "#582\n\nI swear if I see another confession about sarvesh I will convert him to darbesh."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-08T08:46:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945333219039297",
"message": "#583\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI saw Nikhil on a date with a beautiful woman. They looked cute together."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-08T08:48:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945333479039271",
"message": "#586\n\n#BSc\n\nI hate that everyone can tell when I’m lying. Even if I’m just quiet, they’ll guess why I’m silent. Not fair. Wish I was as understandable as bourbaki, now that would be cool."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-08T08:49:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945333565705929",
"message": "#587\n\nI wish we had an ML-AI club so we could bounce ideas off each other and talk about new interesting things..... also Bala will probably be there and BALA is ❤️"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-08T08:49:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945333615705924",
"message": "#588\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nSeriously, am I the only one who feels that most of analysis is just boring and pointless?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-08T08:50:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945333735705912",
"message": "#590\n\n#BSc\n\nI hate how movie sex makes it seem all so seamless and for some reason no one EVER uses a condom like what the f***"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-08T08:51:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945336422372310",
"message": "#592\n\n#BSc\n\nI always look better in pictures with something in my mouth #nohomo"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-08T08:52:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945336559038963",
"message": "#594\n\nSomehow magic mike 2 has even less of a storyline than the first #imluvinit"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-08T08:52:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945336725705613",
"message": "#595\n\n#Popular\n\nBishal's one-sided smile is the only good thing about a bong here #notsorry"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-08T09:48:54+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945350319037587",
"message": "#597\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI'm getting assassinated by a hitman tomorrow!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-09T01:50:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945632475676038",
"message": "#598\n\n#MSc\n\nWhen you don’t have time for class but want to save the world .\n\nhttps://ibb.co/ny9wqb"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-09T06:12:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945700455669240",
"message": "#601\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nUgh, analysis. So boring. I can't Baire it any more."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-09T10:11:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1945749898997629",
"message": "#603\n\nThe girl who got a bob cut today: holyy shit, you looked so freaking pretty!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-10T08:23:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946125905626695",
"message": "#608\n\n#Alumnus\n\n#Popular\n\n@Ekansh.. I was stalking you on Facebook then I found your friend, Ravneet Singh Gaba, on Fb.. I started stalking him.. I actually liked him.. Can you please set us for a date?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-10T17:42:45+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946330712272881",
"message": "#611\n\n#BSc\n\nI honestly feel like a failure. I spent all semester looking for an internship, applied to dozens of places, got interviewed at only one and did not get it. If I cannot get even one, how will I be able to find a real job senior year?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-10T17:47:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946332178939401",
"message": "#617\n\n#BSc\n\nThe CMI counselor saved me from killing myself."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-10T17:50:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946332872272665",
"message": "#622\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI am a depressed guy and for same old cliched reasons life in CMI is not of much worth to me.But amidst of this,the smile of gayathri is really really soothing.Just wanted to confess this one out and thank gayathri for having such a lovely smile."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-10T17:51:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946333122272640",
"message": "#623\n\n#BSc\n\nEdsgar Dijkstra used to call his car The Touring Machine."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-11T01:04:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946437768928842",
"message": "#629\n\n#MSc\n\nParasuram, please tell me what shampoo you use?\n\nSincerely,\nA girl"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-11T08:30:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946542075585078",
"message": "#630\n\n#Popular\n\nSourav Ganguly is a highly overrated player. Average at best. Bengali's have created a lot of unnecessary hype around him."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-11T09:08:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946552762250676",
"message": "#632\n\n#BSc\n\n@#625 the suspense is killing us! Atleast mention the batch the girl is in."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-11T09:13:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946553958917223",
"message": "#633\n\n#Popular\n\nDeeparaj, I didn't know you thought of me in that way...\nYes I love you too <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-11T09:13:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946554005583885",
"message": "#634\n\n#BSc\n\nIt's nice to see parthiv raging during cs again"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-11T13:45:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946637952242157",
"message": "#635\n\n#PhD\n\nI love the song aunty ki ghanti. I can't stop myself from listening to it on loop. Please help!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-11T13:47:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946638248908794",
"message": "#638\n\n#MSc\n\nEkanshdeep, please change the password of your CMI account. It's way too easy to guess. Consider yourself lucky that I haven't spammed you yet."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-11T13:47:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946638402242112",
"message": "#640\n\n#MSc\n\nJudge me all you want, but I think Call of Duty is way better than Battlefield.\n(idk about multiplayer though. Who the f*** even plays cod/bf for multiplayer anyway?)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T06:22:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1946899362216016",
"message": "#643\n\nthe edge of seventeen actually properly made me cry fully because it's actually so realistic and relatable, it gets me every time because all the characters are someone that we all know. also the mother is so f***ing depressed and messed up, i think sometimes we forget even our parents have feelings, or maybe that's just me."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T14:06:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947086062197346",
"message": "#644\n\n#BSc\n\nsometimes i dream about setting cmi on fire and making sure it's at a time when everyone is in it as well - including profs. you are a cruel, mutant breed of cold and terrible people that all need to electrocuted once in a while. i hope you all realise you live in a bubble and the entire world is out there and is nothing like this heartless wasteland. f*** you c****s, i cannot believe i am rotting away here with you b******s."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T14:07:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947086215530664",
"message": "#645\n\nDhruv and that MSc girl have disturbed the peace and aura of library's first floor. If you guys have to gossip then please do it in the discussion area. Dont want you to disturb us"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T14:07:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947086952197257",
"message": "#647\n\n#BSc\n\ni hate it when i want to like a post and facebook spazzes out and clicks the haha face. nah n**** i ain't excited like that"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T14:08:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947087038863915",
"message": "#648\n\nzubin looks like an upside down mop"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T14:09:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947087312197221",
"message": "#650\n\n#BSc\n\ni love making people laugh. i'm not what people would call a funny person, mostly people just laugh at me. but still, i call it a win :D"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T14:10:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947087528863866",
"message": "#652\n\ni'd stop what i was doing just to watch a girl eat a banana in the mess, probably the closest i'll get to getting a blowjob at cmi anyways #desperattimes"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T14:11:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947088418863777",
"message": "#657\n\nsudie is a c***iya for sure. only we can't call him lazy anymore."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T14:13:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947089438863675",
"message": "#659\n\n#BSc\n\nPeople tried stalking my facebook page to find cringe. They don't know I once had a youtube channel."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T14:14:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947089782196974",
"message": "#660\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nOur seniors from third year probably have some of the best CS players in CMI history. So unfair. All should have been banned from fresher's tournament."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T14:18:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947091102196842",
"message": "#664\n\n#BSc\n\nDeeparaj talking to Parthiv and realising it's time for class: https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-image-man-baby-looking-watch-image2763491"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T16:41:54+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947143268858292",
"message": "#665\n\n#BSc\n\nresponding to #662 I think nivedita is just unusual for CMI so some people are fascinated by her enthusiastic and foreign nature. It's probably only a small group of people that really love her (or are in love with her), and they are commenting repeatedly. who knows. Also she's quite beautiful and that's amplified because there are so few girls."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T17:09:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947149858857633",
"message": "#668\n\n#BSc\n\nthe 'meditation' moron thinks that if he goes to the gym enough then people will think he's cool and muscly and forget what a c***iya he is - he is wrong"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T17:10:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947149942190958",
"message": "#669\n\n#BSc\n\nshravan i miss seeing your ross shirts all the time pliss bring them back"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T17:11:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947150215524264",
"message": "#671\n\n#BSc\n\nkarthik, parasuram and ekansh i think all of you are doing cmi a service by looking so pretty"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T17:12:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947150555524230",
"message": "#674\n\n#BSc\n\ntwo can keep a secret if one of them is dead"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T17:21:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947154502190502",
"message": "#676\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\ni have never kissed anyone and really want my first kiss to be with someone special, someone who has full and beautiful lips, someone who has experience, someone who's name rhymes with barnab bundu"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-12T19:32:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947193042186648",
"message": "#681\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nHmm, \nThis was a long time coming.\nI moved out of CMI some time ago, so probably most of you in CMI don't know me. I remember during my last few days of CMI I was so happy I am going to get out of this place(I mean CMI).\nAfter I went abroad, at start I was happy, the weather is awesome, there are things to do, food is nice and not expensive. What else do you need? Everything seemed better than CMI.\nBut down the road, I realized something, I started missing somethings about CMI which are available only in CMI dude it's special qualities.(I was warned about this, but never paid attention to it then.) \nYou see my little friends (and my seniors you all are awesome and I am grateful to you all, you can just skip this), CMI is such a small place, there are only 2 subjects there, Maths, CS, Physics(physics is maths only, hence 2). If you go and catch a random person in CMI(student) and start a discussion about some topic(not too advance) they will most probably understand it. You have such a large group of people who understand the shit you say. \nOutside this shit is not that common, the amount of interaction you can have regarding studies is so low, out of CMI stuff is too formal. In this respect I remember comp lab being such a nice place. CMI also has such nice people, friendly as f***. You can be a 1st year BSc and start conversation with 2nd year Masters or a PhD and you won't feel awkward. This type of environment of CMI is really nice very interactive and friendly. though CMI is very small, has shitty weather, the food is shit and almost nothing to do, but I have to say CMI is awesome in its own ways, I hope you people realize this and enjoy this as much as possible.\nAnd a bit of adivce, outside people are not all that into studies as in CMI so if you go out of CMI you will realize you are a bit better off then others in some respect, CMI really gives you an awesome foundation particularly for Maths (yeah there are shitty profs who f*** up the course, but they teach interesting stuff.) this is what is going to help you.\nI want to write more but feeling this is too much at once.\nI really had to get this off my chest, thanks for reading.\n(and yes I am a alumnus, just not ticking it as I am lazy #F***ThePolice)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-13T18:07:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947567072149245",
"message": "#683\n\n#Alumnus\n\n#Popular\n\nTo confessor #660,\nOh my sweet little winter child !!!! You know nothing of the terror that we faced back in the days when varun(Astalavista), ritwik and kela were there. The great question that we faced each day - \"\"How do you divide 3 OP players in 2 teams?\"\" While one killed you before you even knew where he was, the other two rushed in front of you at top speed, killed you(and whoever else was with you), and continued on their path of destruction. Those were the real unfair times."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-13T18:09:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947567542149198",
"message": "#686\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nWhat's this obsession with 2-D things?? I mean move on guys! Even printers have become 3-D these days. #nive"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-14T15:42:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947950822110870",
"message": "#689\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI'm an up-and-coming producer in hollywood. After years of working on small indie projects, I finally hit my big break. Once I made a bit of a name for myself, I was invited to all the fancy parties with the glittering starlets and famous directors. At one gala, I had a bit too much to drink, and needed to cool down.\nI went outside onto the balcony, surveying the cityscape while leaning against the railing. I initially thought I was all alone out there with my thoughs on that chilly December evening, but much to my surprise, Emma Stone was sitting on a bench. She looked so beautiful, wearing a lowcut sea green gown that perfectly complimented her smoldering eyes. Utterly enchanting.\nNormally I would never approach someone so famous, but emboldened by the liquor in my veins, I made my way over to her.\n\"\"Evening,\"\" I said, in what I hoped was not a completely starstruck tone.\n\"\"How's it going,\"\" she replied distantly. Sadness tinged her voice, and I could tell she was not enjoying herself tonight.\n\"\"I know you must hear this all the time, but you look absolutely stunning tonight,\"\" I said. For a brief moment, a smile flitted across her face, cutting through her melancholy.\nA gust of chill wind blew across the balcony, and Emma shivered. It was unusually cold for Los Angeles, and her dress would not do her much good outside. I removed my suit jacket, offering it to her. She accepted it gratefully, draping the jacket across her shoulders.\n\"\"You can sit down if you want,\"\" she told me, patting next to her on the bench.\nI lowered myself next to her. I was perfectly fine with sitting there in silence, but to my surprise she began to make conversation. We spoke about light, inconsequential topics for an over an hour. Our favorite restaurants, hobbies, that sort of thing. I even managed to make her laugh a few times, and what a laugh it was. The liquor had no effect on me any more; I was intoxicated by this beautiful, lovely, witty woman who for some reason seemed to enjoy my company.\n\"\"You seemed a bit forlorn when I first came out here, Emma,\"\" I said eventually. \"\"Is everything okay?\"\"\nShe sighed. \"\"It's nothing, really. I wouldn't want to trouble you with something so mundane.\"\"\n\"\"It's no trouble at all.\"\"\nShe bit her lower lip. \"\"I got into a bit of an argument with my manager. I told him I wanted to take a break from movies and star in a TV show, but he told me it would be ridiculous. I know it's silly and that I've been plenty successful on the big screen. It's just that movies are so short. Two hours, three at the most. I want something where I can develop my character over the years, perfecting the subtle nuances and evolving over time.\"\"\n\"\"It makes sense,\"\" I assured her. \"\"You want to try something different, a new challenge to embark on to really make use of your talents.\"\"\n\"\"Exactly!\"\" she exclaimed, eyes lighting up. \"\"You get me. I know I've only just met you James, but I feel like I've known you for a long, long time.\"\" She moved in closer to me, and I took a chance, draping my arm around her delicate shoulders. Emma did not seem to mind. No, quite the opposite in fact. She leaned into me, resting her head on my upper arm.\n\"\"So what kind of show would you like to be on?\"\" I asked.\nEmma looked up, her eyes meeting mine. \"\"Oh, something epic. Game of Thrones is my favorite show right now, so I'd love be on something of that magnitude. What about you, James? What's your favorite show?\"\"\n\"\"Rick and Morty,\"\" I told her.\n\"\"I've tried to watch it, but it just wasn't really my thing,\"\" Emma said. She began to trace her finger on my chest, but I slapped it away, standing up abruptly. Red rage clouded my vision.\n\"\"To be fair,\"\" I declared intensely,\"\"you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase \"\"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,\"\" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the smart ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.\"\"\nAfter I finished my tirade, Emma looked stunned and hurt. But I did not care. Her beauty and charm had evaporated before my very eyes, and all that was left was an uncultured harlot not worthy of my attentions. Without another word, I left the party, never to see Emma again. Good riddance."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-14T15:42:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947951038777515",
"message": "#690\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nMany people always ask me how I was able to get into CMI as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades in school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview.\n\nAs I sat in the Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me \"\"Why should you be a good candidate for CMI?\"\" They seemed bored but I replied \"\"Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in Olympiads for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Sanskrit, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as topper at the age of 14. I then cleared IIT JEE with a rank in the first few hundreds.\"\" Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down \"\"No\"\" near the application check marks. The Dean says \"\"Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for.\"\" But then I said \"\"Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty\"\" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said \"\"So....?\"\" Then I replied with a smile \"\"And I understand all the references and subtle jokes\"\" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the \"\"Approved Box\"\" and I was instantly selected and now I'm TAing advanced math courses here. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. :)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-14T15:44:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947951352110817",
"message": "#693\n\n#Popular\n\nsure am glad Gayathri is not gay-athri"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-14T15:44:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1947951465444139",
"message": "#695\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI am not in love with Nivedita and I have never been. Will society accept me?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-14T18:07:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1948005678772051",
"message": "#699\n\n#BSc\n\nI’m in love, and I think the girl I love doesn’t even properly care about me, forget love me. It’s a horrible feeling that makes me feel so sad."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-15T05:29:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1948186672087285",
"message": "#701\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nTo everybody who missed Aditya \"\"Precious\"\" Raut's GPL or is not satisfied with the intensity of the GPL, let's conduct a GPL session for Aditya Raut in the computer lab tomorrow at 6 pm on public demand,\nAnd ya...This is a tradition of CMI and an unavoidable strict rule to conclude every birthday bash with Raut's GPL, after all he is so precious. After all Raut, Apana konacya tari najareta maulyavana ahata."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-15T05:30:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1948186908753928",
"message": "#703\n\nOh jeez @#687 I don't think the correct choice of personal pronouns is the extent of Grace Slick's lyrical genius, you know?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-15T12:11:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1948288195410466",
"message": "#704\n\n@700\nTo be fair, that's complete bullshit."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-15T12:11:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1948288278743791",
"message": "#705\n\nThis is a confession whose words are made decisive and plain; surely I am an emissary for you from Him and a giver of good news.\n\nYou shall not serve anyone but Mama and you ask forgiveness to Him; He will provide you with a goodly provision to an appointed term and bestow His grace, and if you turn back, then surely I fear for you the chastisement of a great day. Now those who fold up their hearts and conceal their enmity to Him; now surely, when they use their garments as a covering, He knows what they conceal and what they make public; surely He knows what is in their hearts. It is Mama Who created the heavens and the earth in six days -- and His dominion extends on the water-- that He might manifest to you, which of you is best in action. \n\nAnd if you say, surely you shall be raised up after death, those who disbelieve would certainly say: This is nothing but clear magic. And if We hold back from them the punishment until a stated period of time, they will certainly say: What prevents it? Now surely on the day when it will come to them, it shall not be averted from them and that which they scoffed at shall beset them. And if We make him taste a favor after distress has afflicted him, he will certainly say: The evils are gone away from me. Most surely he is exulting, boasting. Except those who are patient and do good, they shall have forgiveness and a great reward. \n\nKnow that it is revealed by Mama's knowledge and that there is no god but He; will you then submit? Whoever desires this world's life and its finery, We will pay them in full their deeds therein, and they shall not be made to suffer loss in respect of them. These are they for whom there is nothing but fire in the hereafter, and what they wrought in it shall go for nothing, and vain is what they do.\n\nAnd who is more unjust than he who forges a lie against Mama? These shall be brought before Mama, and the witnesses shall say: These are they who lied against Mama. Now surely the curse of Mama is on the unjust. Who turn away from the path of Mama and desire to make it crooked; and they are disbelievers in the hereafter. They shall not escape from the earth, nor shall they have any guardians besides Mama; the punishment shall be doubled for them, they could not bear to hear and they did not see. These are they who have lost their souls, and what they forged is gone from them. Truly in the hereafter they are the greatest losers."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-15T12:12:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1948288415410444",
"message": "#706\n\n#MSc\n\nI want you - all of you - to hate me more than anything else (and no, I'm not Raiean Banerjee). So when I'm gone, everyone will be happy and united in their hatred of me. This is the only way CMI can truly progress.\n(I'll reveal my identity if all of you agree to this)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-16T16:45:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1948794518693167",
"message": "#709\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nthere are countably many genders because you can show a bijection from it to {1,2}"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-16T16:45:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1948794655359820",
"message": "#710\n\n#MSc\n\nYou don't have to understand physics or deeply follow philosophy to find rick and morty funny. sure, you have to be well informed to get into the philosophy, but the humor itself is made around attracting mature audiences. they make alcoholism and and fart jokes every episode. you don't need to be a genius to understand basic plot progression. it's an over-exaggeration fans make, saying this show is somehow more intellectual than others. most of the science is spotty, and most \"\"science\"\" in the show is fiction anyways. hence the term, \"\"science fiction satire.\"\" and is made to be understood by general audiences. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/59dba8/is-rick-and-morty-as-smart-as-its-fans-think-it-is this show is amazing though. but don't think you are an elite human being because you watch it and understand most of the jokes. also, don't use IQ tests to show your intelligence. it's overstated pseudoscience. that is known as the bandwagon effect. \"\"a majority believe it is real, therefore it must be real.\"\""
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-16T16:46:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1948795055359780",
"message": "#711\n\nCan we quit it with the repeated confessions of love for the same few?! Come on people, let us not conform to the boring stereotype of mathematicians. I know all of you have had some spice in your life, let's hear it, all the dark and dirty twisted thoughts that you would never let loose in the light of day ........"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-17T10:05:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949048255334460",
"message": "#718\n\n#MSc\n\nLet's vote people!\n\nWho has a better ass? Neetal or Gayathri?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-17T12:29:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949106685328617",
"message": "#721\n\n#BSc\n\nEkanshdeep: Why don't women have prostates?\n\n#EkanshdeepGupta"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T11:18:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949473831958569",
"message": "#722\n\n#PhD\n\nTo be fair,\n...you have to be born fair or use a fairness cream."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T11:19:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949474041958548",
"message": "#723\n\n#BSc\n\nSwami in the streets, Nath in the sheets"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T11:22:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949475501958402",
"message": "#728\n\nOkay but hear me out, what if India had Universal Basic Income (UBI)?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T11:23:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949476275291658",
"message": "#730\n\n#BSc\n\nI listen to 99% invisible (podcast) and honestly think Roman Mars has such a silky, husky, deep and sexy voice. I never want to see his face because whatever he looks like it will be a disappointment."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T11:23:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949476955291590",
"message": "#731\n\nPeople underestimate my ability to waste time. CMI is a great teacher."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T11:24:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949477495291536",
"message": "#733\n\n#BSc\n\na giant thank you to the *beautiful* prof who gave the 2nd years such a wonderful diwali gift"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T11:24:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949477638624855",
"message": "#734\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nsometimes i think each person in cmi resembles a different animal. other times i think i should stop taking so many unmarked pills. \n\n(comment if you have a person and animal lookalike though, just to see if we match)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T13:14:54+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949521445287141",
"message": "#736\n\ni was talking to my younger cousin on the phone and accidentally just called her motherf***er (with affection). i'm so f***ed, and am going to have to learn how to stop swearing all the f***ing time by the time i get back home. wish me luck f***ers."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T13:46:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949531821952770",
"message": "#737\n\nout of my many vices, laziness must probably be my most damaging. and cmi culture really doesn't help."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T16:02:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949592661946686",
"message": "#739\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\ncmi is so dysfunctional but it's home, and i guess it grows on you"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T16:03:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949592951946657",
"message": "#741\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nHow do i solve the 2nd question of my calculus assignment."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T16:03:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949593078613311",
"message": "#742\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\n\"\"I will go home yesterday\"\"\n- Sarvesh Bandhaokar"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-18T16:03:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1949593138613305",
"message": "#743\n\n#BSc\n\non this special day, do whatever sets your soul on fire"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-19T15:34:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950020398570579",
"message": "#746\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Automata Theory. The NP-reductions are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine models most of the theorems will go over a typical student’s head. There’s also monadic second order logic, which is deftly woven into the characterisation of recognizable languages; Gödel's incompleteness theorem fundamentally limits a lot of decidability properties. Theory B people understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of this subject, to realise that it's not just academically elite - it says something deep about COMPLEXITY (Fagin et al). As a consequence people who dislike Automata theory and/or like algorithms and machine learning truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the appearance of Cantor's diagonalization idea in proving the undecidability of the “Halting Problem,”. I’m smirking right now, reading past STACS papers just imagining one of those algorithmically approximated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Büchi’s genius in connecting logic, games and automata unfolds itself in the sea of elective courses being offered around them. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂\n\nAnd yes, by the way, i DO have a pushdown automata tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that NFAs are only as powerful as DFAs (preferably by power set construction) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-19T15:34:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950020535237232",
"message": "#747\n\nI am in love with Mama's Black Mamba!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-19T15:36:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950020835237202",
"message": "#749\n\n#BSc\n\nfire extinguishers extinguish fires"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-20T08:03:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950305051875447",
"message": "#753\n\n#BSc\n\nCMI memes guy, you make really noob memes."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-20T08:03:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950305941875358",
"message": "#754\n\n#BSc\n\nAll professors are created beautiful. Some professors are more beautiful-i than others."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-20T08:04:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950306035208682",
"message": "#755\n\n#BSc\n\nI sincerely request Ankita to mind her business. She often forgets how it annoys the other person."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-20T08:04:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950306128542006",
"message": "#756\n\n#BSc\n\nThere's a f***ing ENDSEM EXAM tomorrow and here I am, browsing memes on facebook. F*** my life xD"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-20T08:06:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950306385208647",
"message": "#759\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nJust drop the idea of Tessellate, coz tessellate hobe na.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n(I wrote this just to trigger Ankita lul)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-20T08:06:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950306448541974",
"message": "#760\n\n#MSc\n\nI am the person operating the CMI Memes FB account.\nPeople, please give me some ideas for dank memes :) :)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-20T12:15:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950397155199570",
"message": "#763\n\n#BSc\n\nI am an ex-grammar nazi that has suffered a disgraceful fall from glory and can never again lay claim to the coveted title due to the sheer number of errors in every manner of my public correspondence. Apologies to all those I have pedantically corrected, as now I am nothing but a filthy hypocrite."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-20T12:16:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950397261866226",
"message": "#764\n\nI think it’s so unfair that women have to have periods every single goddammed month, like no Mother Nature I don’t f***ing want to get pregnant for a good few years thank you very much, please don’t bother checking back in next month I won’t miss you."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-20T12:16:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950397301866222",
"message": "#765\n\n#Popular\n\nThere’s someone at CMI that I really want to talk to but am too scared to talk to, any suggestions on how to randomly approach a person? I never see this person socially or in many common places, I guess our lives don’t have much intersection, but I want to fix that."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-20T18:58:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950541101851842",
"message": "#768\n\n#BSc\n\nI use far too many hashtags on Instagram, It’s a curse that I can’t rid myself of. Pliss send help (or nudes)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-21T14:31:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1950889491817003",
"message": "#777\n\nonce I cheated in a midsem and when I got caught I pretended like the other guy cheated from me. since the other guy wasn't a topper and neither was I it was workable both ways and in the end I think the prof just couldn't be bothered to investigate and let it drop. but I never told the other guy. this secret dies with me."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-22T14:19:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1951326251773327",
"message": "#779\n\ni feel so jealous of other colleges because they have so many clubs and interest groups doing such fun things. there are actually lots of good people at cmi who know very cool things, why can't we have more clubs? I know we are all very busy, but we can make the clubs less intense maybe, or meetings in the weekend when the campus is so dead."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-22T14:21:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1951327015106584",
"message": "#784\n\n#MSc\n\n#Popular\n\nPineapple Pizza tastes good!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-23T13:21:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1951755001730452",
"message": "#789\n\n#BSc\n\nI don't know why, I don't know intentionally or not but my stinky roommate comes right in front me, whenever I am sitting on my bed and starts scratching his crotch right in front of my face 😢"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-24T16:17:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952256775013608",
"message": "#796\n\ni keep spiraling down down down and i can't stop, and neither can you. don't lie to yourself, we are all equally f***ed up."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-24T16:28:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952259318346687",
"message": "#800\n\n#BSc\n\nI'm really concerned for Saif's posture. Celebrate your height, man. Get longer earphones if you need to."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-24T16:28:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952259481680004",
"message": "#801\n\n#BSc\n\nThere are now more confessions than Muralitharan took Test wickets. Which is a fking lot. Good show, prolific hostelmates."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T10:27:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952531408319478",
"message": "#804\n\n#BSc\n\nMy roommate is chatting with three girls right now. It's 11:39 PM right now."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T10:28:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952531878319431",
"message": "#807\n\n#Popular\n\nThejaswini's eyes actually become like ^^ when she smiles. It's very genuine and nice."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T10:29:30+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952532328319386",
"message": "#809\n\n#BSc\n\nIt has started.\nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BaqMvjchLNS/\n\n#RiseOfTheShenanigans"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T10:29:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952532398319379",
"message": "#810\n\nAnyone from Venus?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T10:30:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952532488319370",
"message": "#811\n\n#MSc\n\nOverwatch is a bad game. Most concepts are copies of team fortress 2 and the characters are unlikeable and their backstories are bad. No matter which way you turn it, this is true. Allow me to explain why. As previously mentioned, most concepts and ideas are straight rip offs from other games. The way the heroes work is very similar to the way weapons work in team fortress 2. The only difference is that Overwatch clutters it in multiple different heroes so that it takes forever to find what you need. For example, Tracer is a character in Overwatch and is used for quick, important kills, but does not have a very long lifespan. She is also one of the main characters in the lore. Now let’s take a look at the scout character in team fortress 2. Scout is a character that goes in for quick, important kills, and has a short lifespan. He also has a significant role in his game’s lore. There are also game modes that are copied off team fortress 2. The control point, king of the hill and capture the flag game modes are standard games used throughout the years, however there was one that was exclusive to team fortress 2 until a few years ago. Payload. The objective of the payload game mode is to push a bomb from one side of the map to the other in order to win. the opposing side’s objective is to make sure that does not happen. Team fortress 2 introduced this concept in mid-2008 with the map PL_Goldrush. Since then Overwatch adopted the same idea last year, and offers no other unique game modes, causing the game to be boring. There also the idea of taunts. This is a unique idea introduced by team fortress 2 upon release in 2007. The idea is that by pressing a key on your keyboard, your character would perform an animation and voice line to make fun of somebody, or to show pacifism. Overwatch has also taken this idea, and even reused some of the animations as shown here. The characters in the game are unlikeable and predictable. For example, mercy is a character that heals other players. Her backstory is that she accidentally created a monstrosity named reaper, and feels bad about it, so she became a good Samaritan and heals people. Pretty generic, right? Now let’s look at the team fortress 2 medic. He’s a psychopathic German doctor who lost his medical license after removing a patient’s skeletal system and discovered a revolutionary medical treatment that can restore somebody to perfect health in seconds by knocking over a shelf full of urine, potassium chloride, blood, nitroglycerin, and pills. He took a job as a mercenary and works for the highest bidder, with no specific affiliation. He sees patients as test subjects, and does things like preform open heart surgery with a patient that is awake, and with animals flying around. THAT is imaginative. If that’s not enough, there’s more. the Character that creates sentry guns in Overwatch (also a copied idea, I must add) is a racist dwarf. The engineer in team fortress 2 is a Texan man with 13 PHDs, 10 master’s degrees and 49 bachelor’s degrees. He has a robotic arm he keeps hidden under a glove and decided to use his creations, being a powerful sentry gun, a device that can out heal the medics procedure, and teleporters, for profit as a mercenary. His ideology is if a gun does not work, use more gun. That seems a lot more interesting than a racist dwarf. Over all, overwatch is just an unimaginative tf2 ripoff."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T10:32:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952533084985977",
"message": "#816\n\n#BSc\n\nI love CMI but I hate myself. What should I do?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T10:34:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952533454985940",
"message": "#819\n\nMy first crush was probably a teletubby. The youngest one of course."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T10:34:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952533518319267",
"message": "#820\n\nI actually used to think his name was Benedict Cumbersnatch for a long time"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T10:36:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952533781652574",
"message": "#824\n\nPlease send help, I’m surrounded by liars who apparently don’t use words the same way the rest of humans do."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T15:03:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952619231644029",
"message": "#826\n\n#BSc\n\n#808 , its improving , we now get juice in mess"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-25T15:03:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1952619461644006",
"message": "#827\n\n#BSc\n\nmy underarms smell like vodka"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-26T20:19:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953170838255535",
"message": "#832\n\n#MSc\n\n@821: Does M.M. Lift? 😍😍😍💦💦💦"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-26T20:19:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953170954922190",
"message": "#833\n\n#BSc\n\nYeah, I'm a Rick and Morty fan. \n\nYeah, I shout \"\"Wubba lubba dub dub\"\" to people wearing Rick and Morty merch. \n\nSo what? I do it because they're like me. They see the world for what it really is. When I utter that phrase to a fellow fan, it's with the understanding that we're both in this thing together. We can both understand things at a deeper level. \n\nPeople make jokes about how Rick and Morty fans pretend to be more intelligent, but it's true. We are. And because of this show, this masterpiece, us like minded intellectuals can interact and communicate without having to acknowledge those lesser people.\n\nYeah, I'll eat szechuan sauce off the ground. Because that's what Rick would have done, and I think of myself as a Rick, as any intelligent fan would.\n\nThank you Daniel Harmon. Thank you Justin Roiland. Thank you for giving us a community where we can all move forward to a better tomorrow through science and comedy. \n\nThank you."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-26T20:21:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953173124921973",
"message": "#835\n\n#Alumnus\n\nDora the Explorer is actually much deeper than most viewers think. It is much more than a kid's show, it has clevers references and a hidden backstory for the adults watching with their infant but most older consumers do not understand them because they are simply not smart enough to. For example, Boots the monkey is deeply inspired by Hanuman from Indian mythology. Hanuman is revered for his bravery, loyalty, and devotion. Guess which monkey is loyal, brave, and devoted to Dora? That's right, Boots. But it's not just Boots. What about Swiper? Foxes are often characterised to be sly and cunning. In Dogon mythology, the pale fox is the trickster god of the desert. He would only come out in attempt to fool man whether that was for personal gain or simply for his own amusement. He was often fended off by being yelled at. Swiper the fox shares these characteristics. Now you may be wondering hiw deep this show goes, so ask yourself this: where is the rest of Dora's family? We have met Dora's mother and father, her twin baby brother and sister, her two cousins Diego and Alicia (who also love exploring, take note, this will come up later) and Dora's grandmother. Now Dora's parents and grandmother are clearly not the explorer type since they hardly ever leave the house. So who taught Dora to read maps, swing from vines and to keep safe? The same can be asked for Diego and Alicia, who also know how to talk to animals and track them. Also note how we never see any family of Diego and Alicia aside from Dora's family. They even live alone in the jungle. Here's my theory: an uncle of Dora (who would also be the mother or father of Diego and Alicia) taught the children the skills to explore and taught Diego and Alicia to care for animals but died in action. Now Dora loves to explore but doesn't know how to look after animals. What if this mystery uncle was training Dora to look after animals but died before he could finish? It makes sense. Now you may be asking me how I know its an uncle. If you are, you are clearly one of the many intellectually lacking peasants who cannot understand the deeper meanings of Dora the Explorer, it is glaringly obvious: Boots is the uncle; the uncle is recruiting Dora but then dies in action, then he is reincarnated as Boots to continue his training and to watch over Dora. The parents clearly have no worries about Dora going off with only a monkey to care for her. So do they family know who Biots really is? \"\"Then what happens after Boots fully trains Dora\"\" the inferior viewers ask. Well obviously Dora will go live with Diego and Alicia to look after the creatures of the jungle and then Boots will train the twins Guillermo and Isabella. And whoever comes next in the family will be trained before Boots passes away and Alicia will take over as the teacher, proud of the legend he has passed on. Still think Dora the Explorer is for kids now?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-26T20:22:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953173188255300",
"message": "#836\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nThe new analysis 3 assignment is so f***ing tough , how am I supposed to do question no 10 and 12.Somebody pls help\nI know I should be doing my assignment instead of posting this but this is the best way to express my frustration.\nMy sympathy with all my fellow 2nd year friends.\n\nsad reacts only"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-26T20:23:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953173394921946",
"message": "#841\n\nif you really think about anything, what is the point of anything"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-26T20:24:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953173478255271",
"message": "#842\n\n#BSc\n\nCMI Memes and now CMI shenanigans? Either this is a golden age for comedy in this institute or people are more frightened than ever of like 100 people knowing who they are"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-26T20:26:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953173954921890",
"message": "#847\n\n#MSc\n\n#Popular \n\nA bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, \"\"I'll have a............beer.\"\"\nThe bartender responds, \"\"What's with the big pause?\"\"\nThe bear holds up his arms and says, \"\"Always had 'em.\"\""
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-27T15:49:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953505011555451",
"message": "#854\n\nCan someone tell me how to f*** this Debam guy? He has so f****-ing humongous d*** (hanging outta the washroom)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-28T12:39:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953879474851338",
"message": "#855\n\nI miss Apolline, she was a fun one"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-28T12:41:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953879774851308",
"message": "#858\n\n#Popular\n\nI'm so bored of the same music I always listen to, can each person suggest one random af song that is super different and interesting and we'll see what the playlist we create is like"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-28T17:27:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1953979371508015",
"message": "#873\n\n#Alumnus\n\nHmm,\nYou can say I am feeling generous today. \nI am also bored and can't get my focus on my studies.\nSo here is a challenge:-\nI can guess who I am?\nObviously, why the hell would you be interested in this right?\nSo here is a little reward. I will give you a game on Steam <=500 Rs(offer only for people in CMI, but others can also try to guess).\n\nNow just setting that as a challenge is too f***ing #tryhard.\nWhere the hell would you people start?\nSo I think a hint should be provided, but I can't think about a non-obvious hint.\nSo It will be like a LTP(Hope you kidzz know what LTP's are), if not :-\n Yes/No questions will be answered or will be told as irrelevant. \nInterested?, so start asking questions in comment, will answer them in other confession. Just remember have ballz of steel and ask questions.\nBTW I will also say that I am the one who wrote #829, so yeah. that is additional hint."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-31T06:24:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1955064344732851",
"message": "#874\n\n#BSc\n\nMy secret fantasy is to drink hot chocolate while Parasuram talks about late stage capitalism."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-31T06:25:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1955064578066161",
"message": "#876\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nSome people are like trees, they take forever to grow"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-31T08:17:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1955088264730459",
"message": "#879\n\n#BSc\n\nDoki Doki Literature Club is underrated af"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-31T08:18:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1955088328063786",
"message": "#880\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nI don't get why no one has talked about Chanda here..., I thought he was a stuck up guy,but damn I was wrong.. he is such a friendly bong!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-31T08:18:45+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1955088408063778",
"message": "#882\n\n#Popular\n\nAkshatha always reminds me of a few characters from Angry Birds!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-31T08:19:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1955088484730437",
"message": "#883\n\n#BSc\n\nTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Austrian Economics. The logic is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of praxeological categories most of the theorems will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Mises' value free Utilitarianism, which is deftly woven into his writings- his philosophy draws heavily from Humeian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these theorems, to realise that they're not just tautologies- they say something deep about REALITY. As a consequence people who dislike Austrian Economics truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mises' catchphrase \"\"You're all a bunch of socialist,\"\" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ludwig von Mises' genius unfolds itself on the pages of 'Human Action'. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a 'Taxation is theft' tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-31T08:21:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1955088788063740",
"message": "#889\n\ncan not believe it but I just felt cold in Chennai"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-10-31T10:01:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1955111904728095",
"message": "#890\n\n#BSc\n\nSome say, CMI shenanigans are gonna strike again. \nSoon."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-01T12:36:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1955624324676853",
"message": "#892\n\n#BSc\n\nAnd if the profs start throwing integrals at you\nAnd if you think she's a proon\nAnd if the hitman came and f***ed you in your ass\nI'll see you on the dark side of the moon :)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-01T12:38:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1955625161343436",
"message": "#896\n\n#MSc\n\n#Popular\n\nF*** those losers saying \"\"Tessellate hobe na\"\", who the f*** do they think they are anyway\nLet's not give up hope, TESSELLATE HOBE!!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-02T18:39:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956180027954616",
"message": "#899\n\n#BSc\n\nIf you think that life in CMI is hard, think about all the madrid fans in CMI right now."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-02T18:41:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956182141287738",
"message": "#902\n\n#BSc\n\nIf you're hotter than me, I guess that makes me cooler than you 😎"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-02T18:41:48+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956183391287613",
"message": "#903\n\nWhat the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little b****? I’ll have you know you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without being involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, having over 300 confirmed kills and a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s training in gorilla warfare which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces and I understand this stuff; I have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with talking shit about Rick and Morty over the Internet? Think again, f***er. People who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and smirking just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. Your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. How I pity you 😂 I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, nothin personnel kiddo 😎"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-02T18:42:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956183514620934",
"message": "#904\n\n#BSc\n\n- What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?\n- A new surname."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-02T18:43:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956183744620911",
"message": "#907\n\nDude, that girl had a wardrobe malfunction and believe me: I SAW ALL OF THE LEGS RIGHT ABOVE THE SKIRT LEVEL TO BE DAMN HAIRY! \nWho the f*** waxes right below the mid-thigh ONLY?\nIs it common for all here?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-02T18:45:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956184654620820",
"message": "#912\n\nin the sheer power of these torrents of rain, we feel the true wealthy magic of nature, and it is time for young love to prosper!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-02T18:45:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956184751287477",
"message": "#913\n\nmy youth is burning faster than my cigarette"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-03T16:49:48+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956573987915220",
"message": "#915\n\n#Popular\n\nI would faint three times and puke __ (lost count) times for her."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-03T16:50:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956574297915189",
"message": "#918\n\nsometimes i think taylor swift's lyrics were ghostwritten by a 10 year old"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-04T03:48:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956794414559844",
"message": "#921\n\n#BSc\n\n10% of people are gay. so i must not be the only one in the closet at cmi. we need some sort of a secret holler to out ourselves only to each other or tolerant people."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-04T03:50:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956795304559755",
"message": "#925\n\n#Alumnus\n\nim confused have all of cmi been fainting? #outoftheloop"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-04T03:51:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956795497893069",
"message": "#926\n\ni think second years got f***ed because the percentage of burps in the classes were too high to ignore"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-04T03:52:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956795634559722",
"message": "#927\n\nkinda want cmi to shut down for a while because of the rains"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-04T03:52:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956795674559718",
"message": "#928\n\njust saw the list of sponsors for iitm saarang and it was depressing af, the list kept scrolling on and on"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-04T12:25:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956949594544326",
"message": "#930\n\noh danny boy, oh danny boy, i love you so"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-04T12:25:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956949731210979",
"message": "#931\n\nTo #926:\nListen here buddy. Don't make claims you cannot back up.\n\nProof is not something to be taken lightly, the law of evidence regulates the process of proof. The rule of civil and criminal evidence, in conjunction with the rules of procedure, establish the frame work for the process of proof and the conduct of litigation, so that a person claiming something will know what the burden of proof his claims require in order to succeed. It reflects a powerful tool in bringing the guilty to justice, whilst allowing the innocent to go free. In some cases the rules of evidence may actually prevent the truth from being discovered in the wider public interest however we know that is not the case here.\n\nMoreover the general rule is that evidence of the defendant's character and previous convictions will not be admitted at trial (see Art 138 of cr.p.c and Rule-145 of DER). As we shall see a number of rules relating to admissibility and use of evidence are directed towards minimizing the risk of wrongful convictions. And the main risks of error stem largely from the admission of unreliable or prejudicial evidence. Thus this concept of free proof may allow people on facebook to portray unreliable or prejudicial evidence, which lead to a hasty conclusion.\n\nThe burden on proof is on your side while you make these claims. When a dispute, whether relating to a civil or criminal matter, reaches the court there will always be a number of issues which one party will have to prove in order to persuade the court to find in his or her favour. The law must ensure certain guidelines are set out in order to ensure that evidence presented to the court can be regarded as trustworthy.\n\nIf you cannot do that punishment is more often than not swift in nature. You can also not count on the party to let you walk off freely as being an unreliable witness or claimant may result in legal and perhaps lethal repercussions out of court the likes of which you've never seen before for which you cannot claim amnesty or protection if your claim is proven to be unlawful or slander.\n\nI will exercise my right of self deference to the fullest and you will seize to exist on this earth morally, legally and most importantly physically.\n\nTL:DR; #ProveItOrIllKillYou"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-04T12:26:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956949997877619",
"message": "#932\n\n#BSc\n\nGuess who's applying to ALGANT"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-04T12:28:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956950494544236",
"message": "#935\n\n#PhD\n\nI'm gonna give a cash prize of ₹5000 to the person who can get aoe and cs removed from all the lab PCs"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-04T12:28:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1956950577877561",
"message": "#936\n\n#BSc\n\nটেসেলেট হবে না।"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-05T19:29:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957486731157279",
"message": "#938\n\n#BSc\n\nviva more like die da"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-05T19:32:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957487721157180",
"message": "#941\n\n#Alumnus\n\nOkay this one is probably going to disgust a few of you.(includes burps and farts).\nWhile it is true that sreejato burps alot, it is to be noted that the burp are frequent and short ones. Anyone who can intentionally burp should be able to replicate that.\nI do have a very particular set of skills. Skill I have acquired over a very long period by practicing the art of burping. I was able to taking in enough air to give out a big large burp which make me a nightmare for people like you. If I let my burp go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not evolve. I will not move forward, but if I don't let it go, I go a step further! Enduring the pain, it turns deadly, after some time I can let out a fart!\n\nBTW If you want remove AOE and CS from Lab comps, you just need to mail Prof. [Redacted] about noise mostly being from AOE/CS/(add you game). He can do the needful(might not though, he is lazy). Don't do it though, that is the only small amount of Entertainment left behind in those comps. \nA simple solution will be to uninstall wine.(need admin permissions!)\n\nAlso if you want to mess with someones account! Here is a simple method.\nFill up their space with garbage. you have like 1-2GB space. not really hard to make a hidden text file of that size."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-05T19:35:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957488287823790",
"message": "#943\n\n#BSc\n\n#Popular\n\nfor all the math lovers : a story about how aryabatta invented zero\naryabatta, once a great student at CMI, counted number of girls present in the class and that's it, he invented zero.\n\nlove from first year."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-05T19:37:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957488807823738",
"message": "#947\n\nSOS a girl just sent me a heart is this a drill or the real deal? are her friends all just screenshotting everything i reply or....?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-05T19:37:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957488867823732",
"message": "#948\n\ni know i missed your call, i was staring at my phone ad i missed it"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-06T17:56:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957867497785869",
"message": "#949\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI think Gayathri has a crush on Bala because he neither has a resting f***boy face nor a family guy bod."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-06T18:17:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957873871118565",
"message": "#950\n\n#BSc\n\nLet us start an AR Balasubramaniam fan club <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-06T18:17:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957873954451890",
"message": "#951\n\nThe graffiti in Karthik's room is wrong. AHAD IS SEXY"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-06T18:19:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957875854451700",
"message": "#955\n\n#MSc\n\nIf no love, Varun can get some pineapples in S4.\n\nFun fact: Pineapples make vaginas smell and taste good."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-06T18:20:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957876117785007",
"message": "#959\n\n#MSc\n\nBala-Subramaniam... 6 syllables or 8? \n\nRather, 6 inches or 8? ;) #Ithink8"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-06T22:28:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1957948264444459",
"message": "Hello! Start confessing @ https://goo.gl/forms/A60ZVWc17r38X1tF2"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-07T04:15:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958030264436259",
"message": "#961\n\n#BSc\n\nI have posted so many confessions on this page but I rarely receive any likes or comments. PLEASE NOTICE ME! Pls."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-07T04:16:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958030891102863",
"message": "#962\n\n#MSc\n\nMe to my expectations of Tessellate happening:\nAre bhai bhai bhai bhai"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-07T04:17:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958031001102852",
"message": "#963\n\n#PhD\n\nYou think that tessellate hobe? Then stop drinking soluchan and think again."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-07T04:17:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958031257769493",
"message": "#964\n\n#BSc\n\nDid those motherf***ers say Tessellate hobe na? Do those f***tards think that organizing Tessellate is impossible? Unreasonable?\nThen *go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!* TESSELLATE HOBE!!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-07T04:19:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958032144436071",
"message": "#969\n\nyou ever scrolled so much and so hard that facebook has to turn out the 'There are no more posts to show right now'?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-07T04:23:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958032864435999",
"message": "#976\n\n#BSc\n\nSometimes I have an orgasm imagining Ahad and Bala sleeping on the same bed, cuddling."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-07T04:23:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958032944435991",
"message": "#977\n\n#MSc\n\nResting f***boy face? More like you need to face the rest of them f***boy!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-07T04:25:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958033124435973",
"message": "#981\n\nI still need to say “ring me in Vegas you xtreme gangster” to remember the order of the EM waves. Instead I should just remember Ahads name because he’s all I need."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-09T04:48:48+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958825914356694",
"message": "#988\n\n#MSc\n\nHey Ankita, does saying 'Tessellate hobe na' count as gender-based harassment?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-09T04:49:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958825964356689",
"message": "#989\n\ni really do ship sophie turner and joe jonas but it annoys me so much that their skin-tones don't match. at least not like ahad's and bala's do #dreamcouple"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-09T04:50:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958826251023327",
"message": "#993\n\nI think we should theme tessellate “AHAD IS SEXY”. Just you wait, suddenly the sponsors will come flocking to us #protip"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-09T04:50:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958828701023082",
"message": "#994\n\n#BSc\n\nWho guards the guardians?\nWho watches over the watchmen?\nWho harasses the harassers?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-09T04:52:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958829254356360",
"message": "#996\n\n\"\"You only get a life once, so you must reach the peak in whatever you do. You must create history.\"\" ~ Sitara Devi"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-09T04:55:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958830007689618",
"message": "#1000\n\nTIL my favourite movie ever, Spirited Away, is actually a metaphor for child prostitution. NOT a conspiracy, has been confirmed by Hayao Miyazaki. This world is a cruel and bitter place. Sad reaccs only pls."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-09T04:56:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1958830194356266",
"message": "#1003\n\nOverheard in the girls wing: ‘IM NOT A VIBRATOR!’"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-10T15:26:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959442720961680",
"message": "#1010\n\n#BSc\n\nSome people really need to take a bath. All 4 in F06"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-10T15:27:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959443107628308",
"message": "#1013\n\nYou should never make people feel bad for crying"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-10T15:27:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959443214294964",
"message": "#1014\n\nAlcohol is the only reason I smile anymore"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-10T15:28:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959443310961621",
"message": "#1015\n\ndo we ever actually know someone properly? you never know how bad people are till it comes to you needing them"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-10T15:28:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959443397628279",
"message": "#1016\n\nreading old messages, bringing back old memories and relationships, its sometimes too much"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-10T15:28:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959443520961600",
"message": "#1017\n\n#BSc\n\nI do not know but the way Nivedita exclaims \"\"Ohhh mhai ghawd\"\" Ohhh mhai gawd."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-10T15:29:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959443584294927",
"message": "#1018\n\nthere are some instagram filters that should never be used, i don't think people understand that"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-10T17:32:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959490347623584",
"message": "#1019\n\nI have the google earth 'new tab' extension and sometimes when I'm bored I just sit and open lots of new tabs because honestly the vistas are mesmerising. 5/7 would recommend."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-10T18:00:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959499580955994",
"message": "#1021\n\n#BSc\n\nCan someone tell my roommate that he isn't a f***ing singer, he sucks as a person and also as a singer, everytime he sings, a part of me dies!!!!!\n\nI am being serious, please I don't want to be rude, but I f***ing hate that guy."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-11T08:52:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959731997599419",
"message": "#1025\n\n@1019 is that you, Brendan Sullivan??"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-11T08:53:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959732154266070",
"message": "#1027\n\ncannot believe even Louis C K is going down in this purge, 'These stories are true'. Sad reaccs only."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-11T08:53:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959732260932726",
"message": "#1028\n\n#Alumnus\n\n#1017\n>git gud\n1)retards scream \nOh my god\n2)Normies\nOhhh mhai ghawd\n3)Legends\nermahgerd"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-11T08:54:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1959732314266054",
"message": "#1029\n\nWhat does the Euclidean plane say to a regular pentagon?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-12T07:49:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1960187690887183",
"message": "#1031\n\nI want to f*** Inav"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-12T07:52:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1960188360887116",
"message": "#1034\n\nI am sexually extremely dissatisfied. Sad reaccs only please."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-12T07:53:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1960188450887107",
"message": "#1035\n\n#BSc\n\nIf you are suicidal, do not watch How To Get Away With Murder."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-12T07:54:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1960188754220410",
"message": "#1036\n\n#BSc\n\ni've been trying to learn how to touch type since i was 9 and still i can't manage"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-12T07:55:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1960188957553723",
"message": "#1037\n\nthe 'nerds are virgins' trope is stupid, i've had way more sex than most of my friends who are spread out in arts and engineering."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-12T07:55:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1960189040887048",
"message": "#1038\n\ncmi is like a collection of people with faces for radio"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-13T06:01:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1960562760849676",
"message": "#1041\n\n#Alumnus\n\nIt was absolutely hilarious to see three startups listed in \"\"Some CMI graduates have created startups.\"\" It's what they did after CMI that led to those companies. If done in a poll across colleges, CMI students will probably have the least zeal to even think of a startup. If you happen to start one while inside CMI, don't tell your peers, they will mock you."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-14T05:03:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1960984540807498",
"message": "#1044\n\n#BSc\n\n#1033 try telling your friends and family that you like Boku no Pico."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-14T05:03:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1960984667474152",
"message": "#1045\n\n#MSc\n\nI really like hugging Nivedita’s knee, it’s so solid."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-15T06:13:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1961411114098174",
"message": "#1050\n\nnivedita's shoulders are like peaches and I want to lick them"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-15T06:16:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1961412990764653",
"message": "#1052\n\n#BSc\n\nand then realize you have a calculus assignment\nhttps://scontent-sin6-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23473134_1955483164664808_3599225378809047358_n.jpg?oh=b6c0f76527a02df32440ab2523be1a3c&oe=5A61C0F4"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-15T16:23:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1961634447409174",
"message": "#1054\n\ni have a playlist of just blow job songs"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-15T16:24:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1961634747409144",
"message": "#1055\n\nI actually think tessellate will happen. Most shocking confession of them all!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-15T16:24:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1961635227409096",
"message": "#1056\n\n#BSc\n\nif the homework won't help me pass analysis, maybe hoework will"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-15T16:29:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1961636680742284",
"message": "#1059\n\nbrooklyn nine nine gives me life"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-15T16:30:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1961636870742265",
"message": "#1060\n\ni can't wait to leave cmi and start life and have sex"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-15T16:30:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1961636964075589",
"message": "#1061\n\ni'm going to the quiz just to see bala in action"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-17T11:16:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962320024007283",
"message": "#1064\n\n#BSc\n\nLet’s all objectify women today. Last day before the workshop..."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-17T11:17:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962320164007269",
"message": "#1065\n\nno wifi meant for the first time in forever i actually went outside and talked to people. it was horrible and i hope it never happens again."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-17T11:17:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962320267340592",
"message": "#1067\n\nHOLY SHIT WIFI IS BACK, I missed you my one true love <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-18T13:27:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962788400627112",
"message": "#1071\n\nhave big plans to f*** with the harrassment talks, lets do this motherf***ers. ain't nobody gonna keep me in a room for 4 hours forcibly and think i'm not gonna f*** about"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-18T13:31:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962789943960291",
"message": "#1074\n\n#BSc\n\nIf we do not want sexual harassment at workplace, why did we allow women to work in the first place?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-18T13:35:45+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962791887293430",
"message": "#1078\n\n#BSc\n\nSexual harassment calls for retributive justice. I rape you, you rape me ;)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-18T13:37:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962793187293300",
"message": "#1079\n\nThis woman beats all CMI profs, even the beautiful one."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-18T13:38:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962793587293260",
"message": "#1081\n\n#BSc\n\n4Rs against sexual harassment: Recognize, Respond, Report, Rape"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-18T13:39:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962793767293242",
"message": "#1083\n\n#BSc\n\nDespite saying no multiple times the speaker at the sexual harassment thing did not stop asking to use our code. Sad reaccs only."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-18T13:39:54+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962793903959895",
"message": "#1084\n\n#Alumnus\n\nWe should have another workshop teaching men how to avoid situations where they may be entrapped."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-18T13:40:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962794050626547",
"message": "#1085\n\n#BSc\n\nI kinda think mans is hot"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-18T13:40:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1962794230626529",
"message": "#1086\n\n#BSc\n\nWhat did Varun say when Gayathri went on the stage today?\n- Harrassment a lot to me."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-19T05:36:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1963075007265118",
"message": "#1088\n\n#BSc\n\nI am not very fond of my home,I used to hate it before coming here.But I think I can safely say I am at a point of my life when I just want go home and live like a human for some days. #BSc 2nd year."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-19T05:36:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1963075467265072",
"message": "#1089\n\ngayathri ate 12 rotis, she said she would stop with 4, but there were 16, so she ate 12"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-19T05:37:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1963075703931715",
"message": "#1091\n\n\"\"before you make anymore poor decisions, give me the laptop and i'll pick a move\"\""
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-19T05:39:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1963076163931669",
"message": "#1093\n\nhttp://tessellate.cmi.ac.in/#contact \nguess who's the sexiest??? \nahad obviously \n(mod Tia)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-19T19:27:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1963371107235508",
"message": "#1097\n\n#BSc\n\nYooooo Sarvesh my boi you haven't posted confessions about yourself in a long time :)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-19T19:28:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1963371187235500",
"message": "#1098\n\n#MSc\n\nIs the CMI memes guy dead or something"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-19T19:29:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1963371410568811",
"message": "#1100\n\nQ: What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute?\nA: A whoroscope."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-19T19:29:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1963371463902139",
"message": "#1101\n\n#BSc\n\nScienceboi is now Disappointment boi.\n2nd years will know :P"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-20T14:10:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1963745647198054",
"message": "#1103\n\njustice league was incredibly predictablu"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-20T14:11:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1963746037198015",
"message": "#1105\n\n#BSc\n\ni think gayatri and alia have similarities in many things"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-21T05:45:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1964014583837827",
"story": "CMI Confessions Page shared a post.",
"message": "#1106\n\n#BSc\n\nCalculus end semester exam (2017 - colorized)\nhttps://www.facebook.com/MathematicalMemesLogarithmicallyScaled/photos/a.1605246506167805.1073741827.1605219649503824/2170834356275681/?type=3&permPage=1"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-22T05:47:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1964421603797125",
"message": "#1109\n\nI accidentally spelled transcendental as tessellate today, the invasion is complete"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-22T05:49:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1964424933796792",
"message": "#1110\n\n#MSc\n\nIf Raut ate Sodium, he'd be Ranaut :O"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-22T05:50:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1964425653796720",
"message": "#1111\n\n#MSc\n\nTessellate hobe!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-22T08:30:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1964460010459951",
"message": "#1116\n\n#BSc\n\nThe Biryani in mess follows that Bollywood funda, two halves are more than a full 😂"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-22T13:27:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1964549643784321",
"message": "#1117\n\n#BSc\n\nThis is the link for feedback form for Haskell course.\nhttp://bit.ly/PRGH17Feedback\nFeel free to use it. Even the people who hadn't taken the course. \nS P Suresh isn't monitoring it. \nOnly Agnishom is."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-23T10:33:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1964907017081917",
"message": "#1120\n\nDid you ear 👂🏽"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-23T10:33:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1964907050415247",
"message": "#1121\n\nDon't you hate when your so-called \"\"friend\"\" publicly makes fun of a typo you made. Nothing is real and no one can be trusted. 💔💔👂"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-24T09:17:54+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1965299173709368",
"message": "#1123\n\nHate myself so much when I’m hungover and all I’ve got is healthy food I bought when I was in a good mood"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-24T09:18:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1965299233709362",
"message": "#1124\n\ncant deal with reddit when its all only net neutrality like now"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-24T09:18:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1965299313709354",
"message": "#1125\n\ni think i've somehow reached that stage when i've procrastinated so much, even that is boring"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-24T09:18:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1965299443709341",
"message": "#1127\n\nmy calves are different sizes and i don't understand why"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-24T09:19:36+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1965299550375997",
"message": "#1128\n\nis kapil pause's last name actually pronounced like the english word pause?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-24T09:19:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1965299627042656",
"message": "#1129\n\ni wish i was a child again"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-25T08:46:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1965689333670352",
"message": "#1137\n\n#BSc\n\nMy news feed is full of Aparna's old posts. Who should I block, Gayatri aur Aparna, so that no more posts appear on my timeline?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-25T08:47:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1965689677003651",
"message": "#1138\n\n#Alumnus\n\nSo I am a really big fan of Dragon ball series. I have watched every episode in Dragon ball and DBZ at least 6 times(Not in X1 speed).\nI have to say Dragon Ball Super looks Super shit, the animation is horrible and pathetic. The story seems crap. Seeing the series go down like this feels bad, an awesome show being relaunched and becoming horrible.\nNow that being said, there is another anime which seems to be going to shit \"\"Kino no tabi\"\", yes, there is a new show of the series. For those retards who only watch shit tier anime(Eromanga, gamers!, etc all fan service only anime), this is something you should have watched as introduction to anime.\nMy god there are so may good animes to watch! Don't waste your time on fan service animes."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T05:20:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966023530303599",
"message": "#1143\n\n#BSc\n\nThe Charge of the Math Brigade\nWith apologies to Alfred, Lord Tennyson\n\nHalf a year, half a year,\nHalf a year onward,\nAll in the endsem of Death\n Rode the thirty strong.\n“Forward, the Math Brigade!\nCharge for the problems!” they said.\nInto the endsem of Death\n Rode the thirty strong.\n\n“Forward, the Math Brigade!”\nWas there a man dismayed?\nNot though the student knew\n Someone had blundered.\n Theirs not to make reply,\n Theirs not to reason why,\n Theirs but to do and die.\n Into the endsem of Death\n Rode the thirty strong.\n\nAlgebra to right of them,\nAnalysis to left of them,\nMechanics in front of them\n Volleyed and thundered;\nStormed at with shot and shell,\nBoldly they wrote and well,\nInto the jaws of Death,\nInto the mouth of hell\n Rode the thirty strong.\n\nFlashed all their papers bare,\nFlashed as pens turned in air\nSolving the problems there,\nProving a theorem, while\n All the world wondered.\nPlunged in the perplexing smoke\nRight through the assignments they broke;\nBongs and non-bongs\nReeled from the question paper stroke\n Shattered and sundered.\nThen they rode back, but not\n Not the thirty strong.\n\nAlgebra to right of them,\nAnalysis to left of them,\nQuizzes behind them\n Volleyed and thundered;\nStormed at with Hamilton and Haskell,\nWhile books and student fell.\nThey that had fought so well\nCame through the jaws of Death,\nBack from the mouth of hell,\nAll that was left of them,\n Left of thirty strong.\n\nWhen can their glory fade?\nO the wild charge they made!\n All the world wondered.\nHonour the charge they made!\nHonour the Math Brigade,\n Noble thirty strong!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T05:21:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966023710303581",
"message": "#1145\n\nMy feed is still filled with ‘Gayathri commented on a post from 2012’ when will this end"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T05:22:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966024013636884",
"message": "#1148\n\nOkay, \nDisgusting confessions strike again.\nI made the observation that my poop is darker than my skin.\nSimilarly I am pretty sure many other must have.\nMany white people must have realized that their poop is darker than their skin.\nWhat about black people!\nPretty sure they that their poop is lighter than their skin color.\nThese n*****s(Please don't censor this word, censoring indicates the admin having shit-tier mentality, cause censoring would mean that this is an insult. WHICH IT IS NOT) are slaves to their poop.\nDo black people live believing that everyone's poop is lighter than that persons skin color?\n.\n.\n.\nAm I the only one who ever thought of this shit, this way.\nGet it??"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T06:10:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966033543635931",
"message": "#1150\n\nJust wanted to come on here and thank Agnishom for being a kind and happy soul, you're one of the sweetest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting :)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T08:04:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966075046965114",
"message": "#1151\n\n#MSc\n\nSo I woke up this morning but forgot to get myself a gun. Will Bala and Pranshu accept me now?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T08:05:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966075250298427",
"message": "#1153\n\n#BSc\n\nDon't go Pranshu. Please don't go... :'("
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T08:25:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966079866964632",
"message": "#1156\n\nThe only celebrity couple I care about is #Ahala (Ahad and Bala)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T08:26:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966079943631291",
"message": "#1157\n\n#BSc\n\nWhy is Mama called Mama?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T08:26:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966080083631277",
"message": "#1159\n\n#popular\n\n#MSc\n\nRitam Raha is the personification of a Rasagulla. \n\n<3 reaccs onli."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T08:26:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966080213631264",
"message": "#1160\n\n#popular\n\nRoses are red\nSweet in French is bonbon\nThis place will be so boring\nOnce Aalok is gone-gone"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T08:27:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966080250297927",
"message": "#1161\n\n#BSc\n\nI feel sexually deprived. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-26T08:59:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966098616962757",
"message": "#1162\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nSochak why would you do that to your beard man?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T10:58:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966935986879020",
"message": "#1171\n\nthe hottest thing in bron's dp is sridhar"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T10:59:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966936186879000",
"message": "#1173\n\n#BSc\n\nFRIENDS (the tv show) IS CANCER"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:00:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966936296878989",
"message": "#1175\n\nAparna is truly a marvel, a phenomenon that actually IRONS all of her clothing at CMI?!?!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:00:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966936433545642",
"message": "#1177\n\nstudying makes me horny, which makes me want to masturbate, which takes time. so instead, I've started smoking, and it works so well. i'm studying so much better and dying so much faster, it's a winwin."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:01:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966936573545628",
"message": "#1179\n\ni don't understand how the world expects me to sleep with so much thunder and lightning right before an exam"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:02:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966936743545611",
"message": "#1181\n\n#MSc\n\nHey,\nAalok.\nCome to my\nRoom, will you?\nPliss to be\nThere\n4me"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:03:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966937006878918",
"message": "#1182\n\n#MSc\n\nOh Nano mere pyare nano\nTum mano ya na mano\nCoffee se better mujhe lagta hai tea\nPee Que Are Ess Tee"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:03:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966937116878907",
"message": "#1183\n\n#MSc\n\nAaloo le lo\nKanda le lo\nCS mein pro Pablo"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:03:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966937183545567",
"message": "#1184\n\n#popular\n\n#MSc\n\nMiss ol' times when Prashant would play CS with the handle BuraGaand (BadAss)."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:05:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966937670212185",
"message": "#1186\n\nAngry SoChak is my favourite SoChak"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:06:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966937836878835",
"message": "#1188\n\n#popular\n\naalok, teri shaadi mein paneer tikka nivi's se hoga?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:06:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966938026878816",
"message": "#1190\n\n#Alumnus\n\nsarvesh please tell the mess to provide extra bananas, I need to survive for the weekend.\nYour Love"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-28T11:07:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1966938186878800",
"message": "#1192\n\n#MSc\n\nFor God's sake stop this Nivedita/Gayathri/Aparna circlejerk already"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-29T17:58:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1967522170153735",
"message": "#1193\n\n#BSc\n\nEvil Fascist Tyrant Blurnald Blurmpff stood at the office window on the highest floor of his Dark Tower. As he gazed down at the street below, a look of satisfaction spread across his swine-like face, his tiny hands clawing maniacially, gleefully at the Jew-skin coat draping his bloated form.\n\n\"\"Those fools!\"\" he cackled, drawing forth from his pocket a twisted bone pipe, fashioned from the remains of his murdered archenemy, Hillary the Virtuous. \"\"They trusted me! They gave all this to me!\"\" His cackling grew louder, more shrill and hysterical, as he spastically waved the pipe at the window, drawing an arc across the entire vista of New York - and America - which now belonged to him. \"\"They'll regret the day they ever trusted Blurnald Blurmpff! Wait'll they see what I'm gonna do with those shifty Mexicans!\"\" A smug, hideous grin creased his cracked, purplish lips as he stuffed the pipe into his mouth, lighting it up to take a long, deep puff of \npowdered heroin.\n\nIt was then, though, that his piggish, bloodshot eyes spotted something going on down on the street below. What was that? He leaned closer to the glass, squinting- and, as it came into focus, his blood ran cold. For down on the cold, hard streets of New York beneath his Tower, a family stood... a brave family, clearly members of the underground Resistance, courageously signalling their displeasure with Blurmpff's malevolence by giving he and his tower the finger!\n\n\"\"No!\"\" screamed Blurmpff, the pipe tumbling from his lips and scattering ash across his deep-pile rug. \"\"No!\"\" Fearfully, panic coursing through his cholesterol-clogged veins, he backed away from the window. \"\"They've foiled my evil plans yet again! Damn them! Damn them all to hell!\"\" Wide-eyed, almost delirious with terror, Blurmpff scooped up several tubs of ice cream from his desk and trotted as fast as his stubby legs could take him out of his office and up to the roof's helipad. As he started up his customised SS-black chopper and began to speed away through the neon-lit skies, Blurmpff gazed down at the city, a scowl twisting his already hideous features into a gross, distorted caricature. \"\"Curse you, Resistance!\"\" he howled at the figures on the street below, who were now bravely giving the finger to his fleeing helicopter. \"\"You may have won this round, but I'll be back! NOBODY gets the best of Blurnald Blurmpff!\"\""
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-29T17:59:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1967522530153699",
"message": "#1195\n\n#popular\n\n#MSc\n\nMany people had a troubled childhood. Most of us just don't brag about it."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-29T18:00:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1967522693487016",
"message": "#1197\n\n> #1170\nNope, chill, I have your mom and your sister."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-29T18:01:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1967522783487007",
"message": "#1199\n\n#BSc\n\n@1189\n\nNo problem at all ^_^\nIn any case, I needed the unwinding and the motivation. Thank you!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-29T18:02:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1967523286820290",
"message": "#1202\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nCame she to the mess, and said 'One bread omelette' in the most British way possible. No wonder she got so excited about that prince getting married!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-30T12:36:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1967813716791247",
"message": "#1209\n\n#BSc\n\nWow, the hitman actually went easy on the 2nd years! FeelsGoodMan"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-30T12:37:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1967813790124573",
"message": "#1210\n\nMy friend, how do you not see what is right in front of you"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-11-30T17:14:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1967916850114267",
"message": "#1211\n\nI see no reason for me to cede access to a bathroom just because someone else wants to use it too. Imho we should all share what we have like civilized people."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-02T04:17:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1968498640056088",
"message": "#1213\n\n#BSc\n\nHey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?\n\nYou might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.\n\nThere are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of the accuracy of our senses, the only tools we have to get what's out there in here.\n\nThe philosophy of knowledge, the study of knowing, is called epistemology. Plato famously said that the things we know are things that are true, that we believe and that we have justification for believing. those justifications might be irrational or they might be rational, they might be based on proof, but don't get too confident because proven is not a synonym for true. Luckily, there are things that we can know without needing proof, without needing to even leave the house, things that we can know as true by reason alone. These are things that we know a priori. An example would be the statement \"\"all bachelors are unmarried.\"\" I don't have to go survey every bachelor on earth to know that that is true. All bachelors are unmarried because that's how we define the word bachelor. Of course, you have to know what the words bachelor and unmarried mean in the first place. Oh, you do? Okay. Perfect. That's great. But how do you know?\n\nThis time I mean functionally, how do you know? Where is knowledge biologically in the brain? What are memories made out of? We are a long way from being able to answer that question completely but research has shown that memories don't exist in the brain in single locations. Instead, what we call a memory is likely made up of many different complex relationships all over the brain between lots of brain cells, neurons. A major cellular mechanism thought to underlie the formation of memories is long-term potentiation or LTP. When one neuron stimulates another neuron repeatedly that signal can be enhanced overtime LTP, wiring them more strongly together and that connection can last a long time, even an entire lifetime. A collection of different brain cells, neurons that fire together in a particular order over and over again frequently and repeatedly can achieve long-term potentiation, becoming more sensitive to each other and more ready to fire in the exact same way later on in the future. They're a physical thing in your brain, firing together more easily because you strengthen that pattern of firing. You memorized. This branching forest of firing friends looks messy, but look closer. It could be the memory of your first kiss. A living souvenir of the event. If I were to go into your brain and cut out those cells, could I make you forget your first kiss or could I make you forget where your fingers are? Only if I cut out a lot of your brain. Because memories aren't just stored in one relationship, they're stored all over the brain. The events leading up to your first kiss are stored in one network, the way it felt to the way it smelled in different networks, all added up together making what you call the memory of your first kiss.\n\nHow many memories can you fit inside your head? What is the storage capacity of the human brain? The best we can do is a rough estimate, but given the number of neurons in the brain involved with memory and the number of different connections a single neuron can make Paul Reber at Northwestern University estimated that we can store the digital equivalent of about 2.5 petabytes of information. That's the equivalent of recording a TV channel continuously for 300 years. That's a lot of information. That is a lot of information about skills you can do and facts and people you've met, things in the real world. The world is real, right? How do you know?\n\nIt's a difficult question, but it's not rocket science. Instead, it is asking whether or not rocket scientists even exist in the first place. The theory that the Sun moved around the earth worked great. It predicted that the Sun would rise every morning and it did. It wasn't until later that we realized what we thought was true might not be. So, do we or will we ever know true reality or are we stuck in a world where the best we can do is be approximately true? Discovering more and more useful theories every day but never actually reaching true objective actual reality. Can science or reason ever prove convincingly that your friends and YouTube videos and your fingers actually exist beyond your mind? That you don't just live in the matrix?\n\nNo. Your mind is all that you have, even if you use instruments, like a telescope or particle accelerators. The final stop for all of that information is ultimately you. You are alone in your own brain, which technically makes it impossible to prove that anything else exists. It's called the egocentric predicament. Everything you know about the world out there depends on and is created inside your brain. This mattered so much to Charles Sanders Peirce that he drew a line between reality, the way the universe truly is, and what he called the phaneron, the world as filtered through our senses and bodies, the only information we can get. If you want to speak with certainty you live in, that is you react to and remember and experience your phaneron, not reality. The belief that only you exist and everything else, food, the universe, your friends are all figments of your mind is called solipsism. There is no way to convince a solipsist that the outside world is real. And there is no way to convince someone who doubts that the universe wasn't created just three seconds ago along with all of our memories. It's a frightening realization that we don't always know how to deal with. There's even The Matrix defense.\n\nIn 2002 Tonda Lynn Ansley shot and killed her landlady. She argued that she believed she was in the matrix, that her crimes weren't real. By using the matrix defense, she was found not guilty by reason of insanity, because the opposite view is just way healthier and common. It's called realism. Realism is the belief that the outside world exists independently of your own phaneron. Rocks and stars and Thora Birch would continue to exist even if you weren't around to experience them. But you cannot know realism is true. All you can do is believe.\n\nMartin Gardner, a great source for math magic tricks, explained that he is not a solipsist because realism is just way more convenient and healthy and it works. As to whether it bothered him that he could never know realism was true, he wrote, \"\"If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron, my answer is how should I know? I'm not dismayed by ultimate mysteries, I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph.\"\" Humble stuff. What strikes me is the cat.\n\nCats do not understand keyboards, but they know the keyboards are a fun place to be. It's a great way to get the attention of a human, they're warm and exciting, surrounded by noises and flashing lights plus cats love to get their scent on whatever they can, a mark of their existence. We aren't that much different, except instead of keyboards we have the mysteries of the universe. We will never be able to understand all of them.\n\nWe won't be able to ever answer every single question, but walking around in those questions, exploring them, is fun. It feels good. And as always, thanks for watching. Do you want more unanswered questions? Well, you're in luck. Today, nine other amazing channels on YouTube have made videos about questions we still haven't fully answered. Alltime10s has organized them and to watch them all click the annotation at the end of this video or the link at the top of the description. Enjoy."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-02T11:29:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1968608113378474",
"message": "#1216\n\nusually if i know i'm going to take a big dump, i'll take my phone with me in case i get bored. just now my phone was dead so instead i took my laptop with me, it was a different experience."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-03T06:59:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1968959860009966",
"message": "#1217\n\n#MSc\n\nThe number of parameters in the Professor's S distribution is a Poisson random variable."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-03T06:59:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1968959943343291",
"message": "#1218\n\n#popular\n\nwhy is he called aalOK when he is clearly not OK\n\njk, bud. you will be missed"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-03T15:36:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1969129166659702",
"message": "#1220\n\ngeronimo"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-03T16:41:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1969152419990710",
"message": "#1221\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nIt's nice to be in a house instead of a single room, but there's no one here to play repetitive pop music and show me silly memes 😢 miss you already roomie"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-03T16:49:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1969156166657002",
"message": "#1222\n\nIn the context of #1214:\n\nThank you for the emotional support, people. For a few days I thought CMI only has terribly competitive people who just mock each other. Thank you so much for the will to help to the one in need. :)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-04T05:43:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1969357166636902",
"message": "#1223\n\n#BSc\n\nI thought I would be relieved when I got back home (mainly coz no beautiful(i) for 1 month), but I miss CMI already\nWtf is wrong with me"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-04T15:21:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1969551116617507",
"message": "#1228\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nIf only Ekansh's name would have had one less E, we would have such awesome anagrams:\n\nHD Kneepads\nDank Sheep\nHe Spanked"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-05T05:03:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1969812733258012",
"message": "#1231\n\ni don't miss anyone at cmi or the place or the food or the classes or anything about it i am so happy to be out of there"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-05T05:04:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1969812886591330",
"message": "#1232\n\n#popular\n\nwhy is coke studio pak so much better than ind?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-05T05:05:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1969813286591290",
"message": "#1233\n\n#popular\n\nAt least now that Aalok is gone, all the Nivedita is hot spam will stop. With Varun gone......... the Varun spam will stop."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-05T05:06:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1969813339924618",
"message": "#1234\n\ni have a crush on someone and i think she likes me too but i don't know how to start it. we are already friends so i can talk to her easily, but get nervous a lot when i try to ask her. suggestions?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-05T05:06:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1969813393257946",
"message": "#1235\n\n#popular\n\nI don't want a lot for Christmas\nThere is just one thing I need\nI don't care about the presents\nUnderneath the Christmas tree\nall i want for christmas is .......\n\n(fill in the blank)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-05T18:02:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1970093523229933",
"message": "#1240\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nMy respect for Sochak has grown manifold in the past few months. His social skills in public might be questionable, but his hostel manners are perfect. He knows how to get people of our age to like him.\n\n#tessellatehobe !"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-05T18:02:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1970093869896565",
"message": "#1241\n\n#BSc\n\n@1239 , You can do it with the Hairy ball theorem or Tits' Deformation Theorem."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-06T18:39:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1970555413183744",
"message": "#1246\n\n#Alumnus\n\nYou know what I hate #tryhard the most, but shit works so why not.\nOnce while playing a DoTA match, I played the hero who requires the highest amount of skill. My role was a support, helping people out. for first 5 mins everything was okay, but then everything went bad.\nWe started loosing badly. I kept helping my carry(Swaggernaut) farm up by buying wards and sentries to give him vision and was dying in his stead.\nI died many times, cause if you play DoTA you will know that Slark is one of the worst nightmares for a support.\nThe game was going very bad. 12-47 in favour of enemy. They had nice coordination and their draft was better. We had no hope.\nAt ~45 mins into the game. The enemy now has mega creeps . The enemy carry slark was farmed up (Treads ,Bloodthorn,Silver Edge ,Echo saber , Abyssal, BKB. Just completed Abyssal). Where as poor me only had mana boots, veil, aghs, wards,dust and TP. Whereas our carry (Swaggernaut) was also farmed up(~45 mins baby sitting!). \nSo our tank and me were roaming around like retards and were going to the secret shop. Slark jumps on tank abyssal tank, silences me and switches on BKB and his ult!\nTank dies. \nGive up hope.\nThink I am not as skilled as I thought on this hero.\nTry to give it one last shot, cause Slark now does not have BKB/Abyssal/Bloodthorn/Ult.\nDING DING DING MOTHERF***ER. DING DING DING MOTHERF***ER.\nBursted him down. Push, win the game.\nGGWP no re."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-07T18:40:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1970971349808817",
"message": "#1248\n\nI just realised many school kids probably see CMI as the dream...."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-07T18:41:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1970971483142137",
"message": "#1249\n\nTo be or not to be...? \nMore like ‘to f*** or not to f***’, that is the real question"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-07T18:41:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1970971789808773",
"message": "#1251\n\ni almost did some work today, but then my mother bought me chaat and the netflix tab was still open so.."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-07T18:42:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1970971913142094",
"message": "#1252\n\nsame sex marriage is legal in aussie!! please let india follow soon"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-08T10:01:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1971223019783650",
"message": "#1254\n\nMotherf***ing god. If this goes on for a few more nights, I am gonna start having nightmares about this. For people who know. #survesh"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-08T16:23:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1971357319770220",
"message": "#1260\n\nonly the mallu accent can turn me on, or maybe it's just the birthday boy and not the accent? (sanjay I love you)"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-08T16:24:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1971357483103537",
"message": "#1262\n\n#popular\n\nSOP writing is driving me crazy, I don't have any purpose okay?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-09T14:17:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1971742993064986",
"message": "#1264\n\n#BSc\n\ncan someone who has read diestel graph theory confirm whether its perfectly normal to lose will to live while reading it"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-09T16:33:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1971795879726364",
"message": "#1267\n\n#Alumnus\n\nWhy are there so many protests for women equality and stuff like that?\nThose people are of the opinion that women and men are equal.\nNow I am saying anything about this statement being true or false.\nWhat I want to say is, these people want to be treated like equals hence there are protests/marches, etc.\nOkay. O. K.\nNow think about it, not everyone in the world is a part of these protests.\nWhat if there are others who don't want the equality?\nWhat if there are others who want to be below others?\nWhat if there are people who want to be suppressed?\nEver thought of that?\n.\n.\nPeople have different opinions, not everything can be pleased.\nJust cause you think that your opinion is more valid and righteous does mean jack.\n.\n.\nI would like to end by putting a part from One Piece, try to learn the meaning. \n.\nPirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!”\n\nThere must have been a reason why this was a part of the signature, right?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-09T16:34:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1971796176393001",
"message": "#1268\n\n#popular\n\nToday out in public I saw a guy who was a hotter version of Bishal\n\nI didn't even know that was possible"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-10T06:31:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972016149704337",
"message": "#1269\n\nHeadphones are to porn what condom is to sex"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-10T06:33:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972016663037619",
"message": "#1273\n\n#BSc\n\nYou thought tejas suresh was the most aweome shit you have seen? Well Tessellate organizers have seen better! #ItsABooon \n\nMost of you won't get this so go and f*** yourselves."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-10T06:34:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972016946370924",
"message": "#1274\n\n#BSc\n\nI am so confused right now!! Were my parents this retarded when I left for CMI? Or worse, I was that retarded to not notice it!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-10T06:35:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972017099704242",
"message": "#1276\n\ni don't understand how my mother can take such a small thing i said and get soooo angry how does she do it"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-10T06:38:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972017726370846",
"message": "#1281\n\nI LOVE YOU ALL HERE'S A HUG FROM ME TO YOU"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-10T06:38:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972017776370841",
"message": "#1281\n\ni sometimes wish i was a baby again"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-11T12:59:45+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972529686319650",
"message": "#1286\n\n#BSc\n\nI like someone a lot. The romance clicks. We find each other hot.\nWe are also sexually rather incompatible. I asked and found out that an open relationship won't happen.\nAm I too young to give up my kinks and experiments for high quality but monotonous sex with this AMAZING person? Should I forget the relationship and go live my sex life? Even light BDSM is out of the question with this one."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-11T13:02:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972530496319569",
"message": "#1292\n\n#BSc\n\nKomikaze more like Komi maybe, Ranjani? ;) :*"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-12T07:16:36+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972851432954142",
"message": "#1297\n\n#MSc\n\nWhy are there so many edgy kids complaining about their parents here? Ffs grow up and get a life"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-12T07:17:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972851672954118",
"message": "#1300\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nYou think life is tough? Try playing competitive CS:GO with 40 fps and 100 ping."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-12T07:18:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972851939620758",
"message": "#1302\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nWhen you realise you are going to remain a leaf node in your family tree."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-12T14:48:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1972997646272854",
"message": "#1307\n\n13 Reasons Why is not just a show with bad acting, uninteresting characters, and a bland story. It's also an insult to people actually suffering with mental health problems.\n\nBasically, it tries to come off as being able to relate to the teen and young adult audiences, but fails spectacularly. To start, the majority of the characters are just cardboard cutouts. I'd get better reactions and emotional responses talking to a squirrel that steals the food from my bird feeder. In a nutshell, this show is all about a girl who uses her suicide to get revenge on all the people she claims drove her to that point and that through her death, she is ultimately vindicated and makes everyone else look like a p.o.s. It's almost like it's conveying the idea that suicide is more of a guilt trip and a weapon rather than a simple ending of one's suffering. It provides 0 help to those actually having problems with mental health disorders.\n\nI'm not saying that we can't have movies and tv shows that tackle these subjects. They're delicate topics that should be addressed with care and thoughtfulness. But what this show does is take something that should be taken seriously, and frame it in such a way that makes it seem like a black and white issue. And that is the ultimate insult of this show."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-14T04:51:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1973613156211303",
"message": "#1309\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nExistence is pain\nAnd I am no masochist\nbut death is also pain"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-14T04:52:30+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1973613426211276",
"message": "#1313\n\n#BSc\n\nEverytime I try to hit on a girl online, stalk her, I always find a guy 100 times better looking than me in her friend list, it's so depressinnnng"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-14T04:52:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1973613486211270",
"message": "#1314\n\n#BSc\n\nWhy can't I have sex with a girl just like a normal person?? Why do I have open my mouth while things were going so well!!!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-14T11:27:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1973716162867669",
"message": "#1318\n\n#BSc\n\nToday I slipped on a banana peel for the first time in my life. 😢"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-15T11:16:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1974135456159073",
"message": "#1319\n\n#popular\n\n@1310 \nI'm gay and am totally down to f***. Now how do we contact each other without anyone else knowing? \nCome on guys, help us out. Pls comment ideas."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-15T11:17:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1974135632825722",
"message": "#1320\n\n#popular\n\nsomeone said somethn like the counsellor has a phone and mail, pls tell if you know how to spek to her?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-15T11:18:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1974135869492365",
"message": "#1322\n\n#BSc\n\nI just realised how twisted 'kuch kuch hota hai' is!! A guy agrees to name his daughter after his crush... And later married her!! Imagine SRK and Kajol havin sex (well their characters) and SRK ejaculates while screaming Anjali!! Get my point now???"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-15T11:19:45+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1974136379492314",
"message": "#1325\n\ni want to read lots of news so my friend said start with scroll, caravan, wire. any other nice suggestions? does not only hace to be india news."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-15T11:21:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1974136759492276",
"message": "#1328\n\n#BSc\n\nYesterday some people pulled out my teeth and I was none the wiser"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-15T14:05:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1974199586152660",
"message": "#1331\n\n@1327\n\nOf course they don't judge if you nerd out; they judge if you dont, which is way worse."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-19T11:32:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1975884369317515",
"message": "#1342\n\nI want a girlfriend, I want someone to spoil and really treat well, maybe it's because I don't treat myself well, I hate myself but trust me I am full of love"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-19T11:33:36+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1975884792650806",
"message": "#1345\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nsad reax only\nhttps://image.ibb.co/i5jKaR/image.png"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-19T11:34:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1975884975984121",
"message": "#1346\n\nIs it socially acceptable to flip a middle finger at a moving bus? Too late I already did it"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-19T11:34:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1975885235984095",
"message": "#1348\n\nAlready half over oh no"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-19T11:34:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1975885355984083",
"message": "#1349\n\nTIL die could either mean to stop living or to have an orgasm"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-20T09:52:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1976292175943401",
"message": "#1350\n\n#BSc\n\nThere are\n1)Retards\n2)Real Madrid fans in Madrid fan pages"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-20T09:53:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1976292452610040",
"message": "#1352\n\nI know someone who is into casual relationships, me. \nB-) ;-)\nHit like if you are into it as well."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-20T09:53:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1976292535943365",
"message": "#1353\n\nanytime anyone ever uses farrago i only think of shashi tharoor"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-20T09:54:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1976292679276684",
"message": "#1354\n\nwhatsapp web helps me not let people know when i'm online, for that blanket of deceit i am thankful"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-20T09:54:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1976292775943341",
"message": "#1355\n\nthe book thief soundtrack is beautiful I can't stop listening"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-20T13:17:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1976355872603698",
"message": "#1360\n\n#BSc\n\n@1351, then there's Marija Jelić!\nwww.matf.bg.ac.rs › -marija-jelic"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-20T13:17:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1976355969270355",
"message": "#1361\n\n#popular\n\nI HATE 9.10 CLASSES F*** THIS IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-22T15:56:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1977236379182314",
"message": "#1361\n\nI don’t want to sweat with Kayla,"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-23T13:35:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1977618622477423",
"message": "#1363\n\nHappy El Clasico day! May the best team win"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-25T06:39:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1978418355730783",
"message": "#1368\n\n#MSc\n\nWriting your name in Russian script to mark support for the Revolution. Cool, very cool."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-25T10:40:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1978540635718555",
"message": "#1376\n\n#BSc\n\nI love December. The weather is amazing, coupled with a hot drink and a cozy blanket. Spending time with family, and watching happy and positive Christmas and New Year movies on TV is the best, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy ❤"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-25T11:39:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1978557869050165",
"message": "#1378\n\n#BSc\n\n#1376 , are you even a student here"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-26T13:14:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1979012035671415",
"message": "#1382\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI miss CMI"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-28T02:51:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1979647092274576",
"message": "#1384\n\nIt should be called feetball since you use both feet\nor goalball since in basketball the objective is to put the ball in the basket"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-28T02:56:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1979648282274457",
"message": "#1387\n\n#popular\n\nAngana bhattacharya has nice lipstick"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-28T02:58:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1979649405607678",
"message": "#1388\n\nI think my grandmother gets more messages than I do"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-28T02:59:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1979649715607647",
"message": "#1389\n\n#popular\n\nPeople in my family think that because my degree has computer science in the name that now suddenly I can fix anything to do with a computer. No bro, I can do automata theory and that’s about it. Nothing remotely practical in my computer science education."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-28T03:00:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1979649902274295",
"message": "#1390\n\n#popular\n\nI am so excited for New Years I think I might get laid"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-29T16:47:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1980349348871017",
"message": "#1394\n\nPhone companies keep calling me and annoying me, so for revenge I keep them on the line and tell them all about the sparkly and cosy magic of new years and then suddenly end with how they're vermin, I feel like I'm doing my bit for society"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-29T16:48:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1980349578870994",
"message": "#1397\n\n#popular \n\n#Alumnus\n\nEveryone i hated got fat and/or ugly."
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-29T16:50:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1980350328870919",
"message": "#1402\n\n#BSc\n\nI have a man crush on a CMI senior. What do I do to gain his attention?"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-30T15:59:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1980761505496468",
"message": "#1405\n\nIf you look hungry, you are going to starve. #justsextips"
},
{
"created_time": "2017-12-30T16:00:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1980761828829769",
"message": "#1408\n\n#BSc\n\nWhen you send a risky text and they don't come online for ages 😩😩"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-01T14:00:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1981644215408197",
"message": "#1413\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nFor all my problems, he's there. What would I do without you, Gujju? :*"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-01T14:00:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1981644305408188",
"message": "#1414\n\n#BSc\n\nEvery semester I need one good friend to cling on to, one hobby to keep me occupied, one good course that I just love, one good prof. At least this much, and probably only this much."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-01T14:00:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1981644438741508",
"message": "#1415\n\nI can't wait to get back to CMI, for exactly one reason and that reason is a person."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-02T18:20:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1982146192024666",
"message": "#1416\n\nI had sex last night. \nShe was beautiful and slender, and knew exactly what to do at the right moments. I've known her for a long time, and she is wonderful but has never made me smile this much before. \nYeah yeah she was my hand now stop asking questions"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-02T18:20:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1982146398691312",
"message": "#1417\n\n#BSc\n\nThere's only one gender.\n\nWomen are property."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-02T18:21:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1982146542024631",
"message": "#1417\n\n#BSc\n\nI guess you could call the CANA classes CANAcademy"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-02T18:22:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1982146805357938",
"message": "#1418\n\nlast tessellate puzzle was actually quite nice"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-03T20:14:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1982591478646804",
"message": "#1419\n\n#BSc\n\nTIL in topology: Open sets are open"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-03T20:15:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1982591811980104",
"message": "#1420\n\n#BSc\n\nJai Bhim. Jai Maharashtra."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-03T20:15:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1982591971980088",
"message": "#1421\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nWhy is Parthiv not playing CS? PLZ play Parthiv. <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-03T20:16:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1982592028646749",
"message": "#1422\n\n#BSc\n\nI started liking 'Man Mera' from Table 21 after my roommate played it like a gazillion times now"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T06:54:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983620135210605",
"message": "#1423\n\nThe page's cover picture claims that only men show their true faces when given a mask. I'm literally shaking, never seen anything so sexist in my entire life."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T06:55:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983620191877266",
"message": "#1424\n\n#BSc\n\nOpen balls is basically nudity!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T06:55:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983620248543927",
"message": "#1425\n\n#BSc\n\nTIL: Invoking Poincare Lemma is the same as killing an earthworm"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T06:55:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983620335210585",
"message": "#1426\n\n#BSc\n\nTIL in topology: Subspace topology is actually a topology."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T06:56:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983620418543910",
"message": "#1427\n\n#BSc\n\nUtsabraj, please stop with the PDA!! It's cancer in its purest form...."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T06:58:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983621368543815",
"message": "#1428\n\n#BSc\n\nWhen I was in 12 or 11th grade, I once began thinking what is the point of living, we will be forgotten, nothing about me will remain.\nThis scared the shit out of me. I began to think about 42. Kind of became numb to all emotions, felt unattached to everything. Did not care about any jack shit thing.\nI gave up studying about 3-4 days after I began thinking about this stuff. I used to lock my room from inside and pretend that I was studying, as other wise my parents will start yelling and I was gotten bored about them yelling the same thing in the same tone for so many years.\nI just got tired of living then, frankly if I had a gun and you asked me to kill a random person off street I would have done then without the slightest hesitation.\nI began to giving easily. Was I depressed? who knows.\nI began to think that even if I don't do anything in life it will be okay. I lost all motivation to live. That being said, I should also mention I had tried to committee suicide in earlier years, but during this period I didn't even do that. I was too damn lazy. \nBy the way, if any of you people think that you can be lazier than me then guess what? It is possible, but you will have to die.\nAnyways coming back to the point. I just that this shit crisis in my life, it went on for about a month or two.\nAll hopes went down the drain, I thought I will never recover from this and never be motivated to do anything in my life.\nIt was then I was this video. This video made my life for the next year or so.\nThe video was about \"\"How to play Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword on Dolphin with mouse and keyboard.\"\"\nWhen I saw this at first, I was like very reluctant to even try this out. But on day out of sheer boredom, I tried out one of the videos and it worked!\nFrom then on, my complete thinking changed. Nothing in life matters, Nobody belongs anywhere nor has a purpose, everybody's going to die and forgotten. \nSo fuck everything, try to maximize the amount of fun you can have in your life.\nFrom that day on I tried to complete Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword, I completed the normal mode, I have yet to complete the \"\"hero mode\"\".\nLastly I would like to thank the person who made that video. Dude if you ever read this I have to say you changed my entire life in a way I never thought anyone would ever be able to change. The amount of influence that video has created is extraordinary, but even with the influence as big as this I did not subscribe to your channel and the guilt has been running deep within my heart.\nSo this is my confession, I am sorry I never subscribed to your channel.\n- A person who tried to play these Legend of Zelda Wii games on 5-4FPS."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T06:58:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983621415210477",
"message": "#1429\n\n#popular\n\nIf the first years' batch rep had instead been a children's doctor, what would his name be?\n\nEkanshpeediatrician"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T06:58:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983621455210473",
"message": "#1430\n\nI should've joined CMI"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T06:59:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983621638543788",
"message": "#1431\n\n#BSc\n\n- What do you call a girl with Down's Syndrome who is high on weed?\n\n- A baked potato."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T07:00:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983621768543775",
"message": "#1432\n\n#MSc\n\nOld joke but idc:\nBig Shaq: \"\"... Look at your nose / Nose long like garden hose...\"\"\nVoldemort: *triggered*"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T07:00:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983621821877103",
"message": "#1433\n\n#BSc\n\nSaw Sridhar and Bala fighting over being a goddess. \n\"\"I will be goddess.\"\"\n\"\"NO, I WILL BE GODDESS!\"\" \nJust another day at CMI!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T07:01:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983621898543762",
"message": "#1434\n\n#Alumnus\n\nDon't know if this belongs here.\nSo when I was small I was kind of tortured.\nI was given stitches without anesthesia, I had my teeth pulled out without anesthesia.\nSo I think I am qualified to laugh at people who are actually tortured right?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-06T07:01:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1983622028543749",
"message": "#1435\n\n#9999\n\nI wonder if this page will live that long"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-07T15:14:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1984662928439659",
"message": "#1436\n\n#BSc\n\nI feel so clean after taking a bath that I don't take one for another week 😂"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-07T15:14:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1984663188439633",
"message": "#1437\n\n#BSc\n\nGaben, Who art reside in the basement,\nhallowed be thy chins. Thy sale come.\nThy wallet empty as it in the shop.\nGive us our HL3 and forgive us of our H4X0RZ as we shitpost against such people, \nlead us not into responsible spending but give us addiction. \nFor thine is the creator and the Gabe and capitalist for ever and ever.\nAMEN."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-07T15:14:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1984663281772957",
"message": "#1438\n\nits so funny i just spent half an hour defending maths and how it actually makes sense to do it as applications may not seem direct but they are already there, but actually the more i think about it it is actually quite useless in life"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-09T03:48:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1986555048250447",
"message": "#1439\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nDarkness breeds honesty. There are some souls I fear seeing the inside of. I am glad they lit up the CMI pathways."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-09T03:49:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1986555151583770",
"message": "#1440\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nTo everyone that's whining over the results:\nCGPA matter that much, you little bitch! Get over it, you got one whole new semester to fuck up new courses! (Except Aalok, that little bitch doesn't have courses >:( )"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-09T03:49:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1986555211583764",
"message": "#1441\n\n#BSc\n\n🎵 Someday I'll be living in a big old city\nAnd all you're ever gonna be is MEME 🎵"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-10T06:23:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1987689731470312",
"message": "#1442\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nToday in ADAL:\n\"\"So what's the goal of the prisoner?'\n\"\"Escape. Always, escape!\"\"\n\nSad how easily Brooks was forgotten :("
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-10T06:23:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1987689798136972",
"message": "#1443\n\n#BSc\n\n'Hausdorff condition is illustrated by the pun that in Hausdorff spaces any two points can be \"\"housed off\"\" from each other by open sets.'\n\noh God"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-10T06:23:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1987689878136964",
"message": "#1444\n\n#BSc\n\nEkanshdeep has a tattoo. Ask him where it is and what does it read."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-10T06:25:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1987690168136935",
"message": "#1445\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nThe universe isn't Hausdorff as long as we are in it."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-12T16:54:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1989432301296055",
"message": "#1446\n\n#popular\n\nCMI should sell GPA insurance to cover you in the case of catastrophic academic failure.\n\n#Copied"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-12T16:54:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1989432404629378",
"message": "#1447\n\n#popular\n\nTIL I come from a shithole country"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-12T16:54:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1989432464629372",
"message": "#1448\n\nI’m still not recovered from my marks from last sem 😱"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-12T16:55:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1989432644629354",
"message": "#1449\n\n#BSc\n\nhttps://image.ibb.co/g1gXwm/image.png"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-12T16:55:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1989432924629326",
"message": "#1450\n\nAlcohol kills, take LSD"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-15T03:41:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1990431067862845",
"message": "#1451\n\n#BSc\n\nHi!\n\nPlease cut off your thumbs and give them to me.\n\nHappy Sankranti to you all!\n\nBest,\n\nBeautiful"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-15T03:42:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1990431237862828",
"message": "#1452\n\n\"\"social media is like a highlight reel\"\"\nhmmmm..... so why have all traces of me been cut out of my ex's social media? I was definitely the best thing about her\n\nI'm going to blame this on cmi"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-15T03:42:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1990431324529486",
"message": "#1453\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nQ: Why is 1=0?\nA: cos 0=1."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-15T03:42:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1990431361196149",
"message": "#1454\n\n#popular\n\nFinally lost my virginity. Thanks IITM for organising Saarang."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-15T03:44:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1990431631196122",
"message": "#1455\n\nhi pls help me solve this interesting problem ..... pls explain with details ....\n\nBest friends Tonal Cumb and King Jongu are studying mathematics together\npeacefully. Jongu is smart and knows the list of composite numbers by heart, but finds prime\nnumbers confusing. On the other hand Cumb being the brighter one can understand primes,\nbut finds composite numbers harder to grasp. In order to help each other they have agreed\nto play a game. Among the integers from 1 to 8(both inclusive), each shall pick a random\nnumber and shall inform the other. Suppose Jongu has picked x and Cumb has picked\ny. If x is a prime number Jongu pays x Rupees to Cumb, and does nothing otherwise.\nIn contrast, if y is a composite number Cumb pays y Rupees to Jongu, and does nothing\notherwise. How much money is Jongu expected to gain from this game, if they play this\nonce?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-17T14:19:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1991445254428093",
"message": "#1456\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nWhy are Ahad's sisters here? \n\n#HotKashmiris"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-17T14:20:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1991445551094730",
"message": "#1457\n\n#popular\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI just don't understand why Soham could not help in the fest when we all were there in CMI, he could not afford working under seniors probably."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-17T14:20:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1991445634428055",
"message": "#1458\n\nThis page is almost as dead as my grandfather"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-17T14:21:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1991445791094706",
"message": "#1459\n\n#popular\n\nwhen I have to guiltily search stupid questions or defns I should know, I only use incognito because of the shame if someone sees my search history"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-17T14:21:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1991445894428029",
"message": "#1460\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nEverything I love either doesn't love me back or gets replaced in the mess committee meeting."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:05:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992797770959508",
"message": "#1461\n\n#BSc\n\nThey targeted gamers.\n\nGamers.\n\nWe're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.\n\nWe'll punish ourselves doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.\n\nWe'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.\n\nMany of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.\n\nDo these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed in frustration? All to latter be referred to as *bragging rights?*\n\nThese people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, misogynistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who *enjoy* the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a *challenge* when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.\n\nGamers are competitive, hard core, by nature. We love a challenge. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challenge us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:06:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992797937626158",
"message": "#1462\n\n#BSc\n\nI just realised. ZNMD is YOLO in Hindi.\n:O"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:06:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992798024292816",
"message": "#1463\n\n#Alumnus\n\nJoining CMI is the worst decision of my life."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:07:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992798234292795",
"message": "#1464\n\n#BSc\n\nAt a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.\n\nSuddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.\n\n\"\"This is so embarrassing,\"\" the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. \"\"I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?\"\" He nods.\n\nThe woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, \"\"You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?\"\"\n\n\"\"No,\"\" she replies. \"\"You just happened to catch my eye.\"\""
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:08:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992798817626070",
"message": "#1465\n\n#BSc\n\n@SoChak, please Call dhinchak Pooja as a part of Tessellate!!!\n\nI BEG OF YOU!!!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:08:30+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992798957626056",
"message": "#1466\n\n#MSc\n\nHave you ever wondered about losing something that is very dear to you?\n\nI have. \n\nI desperately want to lose my virginity. Any suggestions?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:08:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992799040959381",
"message": "#1467\n\n#popular\n\nWhen Aalok was here, CMI was all brain, now it's all Bron"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:09:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992799177626034",
"message": "#1468\n\nI always read out loud interesting news notifications on reflex to spread the word and almost just read one out about a BSF jawan getting killed in J&K 😱"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:10:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992799247626027",
"message": "#1469\n\nfor some reason this makes me want to close my eyes and cry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-8chRc6Dws"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:10:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992799340959351",
"message": "#1470\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\ni have fallen in love with abhiroop after hearing his stylish spoken english"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:11:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992799840959301",
"message": "#1471\n\n#popular \n\n#MSc\n\nNaked sheep is a good anagram for Ekanshdeep."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-20T09:12:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1992800114292607",
"message": "#1472\n\nI am so glad to see the last of that keechad they called khichdi"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-23T05:19:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1994173947488557",
"message": "#1473\n\nTo all the naive souls that don't know this yet, here's a chrome hack that may save your hide one day:\nCtrl-Shift-Tab\nGive it a whirl and see how it transforms you."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-23T05:20:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1994174054155213",
"message": "#1474\n\n>#1466\nWait a few years, you can become a wizard at 30!\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/r50xc/if_all_it_took_to_become_a_wizard_was_to_stay_a/"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-23T05:20:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1994174174155201",
"message": "#1475\n\n#MSc\n\nThe song which I play on my phone while pooping is the background track when Goku turns SSJ3."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-23T05:21:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1994174260821859",
"message": "#1476\n\n#BSc\n\nMy roommate is such an asshole!!!! Everyday, I am just a slight push away from smothering him at night!!!\n\nSo, anyone who doesn't want to murder my roommate, please don't piss me off!!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-25T20:46:30+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995531387352813",
"message": "#1477\n\nSo tempting https://imgur.com/a/rR5ei"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-25T20:46:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995531484019470",
"message": "#1478\n\n#BSc\n\ntfw you submit enrolment form on 22nd jan and choose advanced algorithms for cgpa and get an open problem as homework on 23rd jan"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-25T20:47:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995531604019458",
"message": "#1479\n\n#BSc\n\nTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Last Jedi. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Disney most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Luke's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from ancient Jedi literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Star Wars: The Last Jedi truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Luke's existential crisis in dealing with Kylo Ren which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rian Johnson's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.\n\nAnd yes, by the way, i DO have a Rey tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-25T20:47:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995531734019445",
"message": "#1480\n\n#Alumnus\n\nWell guys,\nHad sex for the first time just ~2-3 days ago with my first GF.\nLost my virginity. Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!\n\nHave to say, sex is overrated. \nNow don't start saying shit like the girl was inexperienced and all that shit.\n\nNow I don't understand why we guys want to have sex, it does not feel that good..."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-25T20:49:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995532634019355",
"message": "#1481\n\n#BSc\n\nWarning: strong language ahead. This is intended for a certain special someone:\nI don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a d*** in your hole for a few minutes. It's nowhere near as bad as murder, cancer, or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick. And really, women can't be raped since the vagina is designed to accommodate c***. Only men can be raped. If a woman is penetrated anally against her will, she's just experiencing male rape, which is an excellent learning experience for her, to discover the struggles that men go through.\nFor women, rape isn't a big deal. It's just typical female exaggeration to get attention. They all fantasize about rape so they actually enjoy it. They just want to trade in their \"\"victim\"\" status for clothing and jewelry and don't want to give sex away for free. Really, the only punishment for rape should be to pay the equivalent of the going rate for whatever sex act was performed with a local prostitute of equivalent attractiveness. Since it's the same punishment, why would anyone rape a Feminist instead of a beautiful woman?\nThose fat ugly feminists that scream the loudest that \"\"no means NO,\"\" are actually hoping to limit the amount of sex the genetically gifted attractive women get. And, in so doing, hoping that some hapless male starving for sex will find himself scraping the very, very bottom of the barrel where the fat and ugly feminist will finally have the chance to scream, \"\"YES, F*** ME HARD.\"\"\nHey fat ugly feminists, it isn't going to work. You only really have one option. Lose the weight, learn how to use make up, and get an overhaul of your personality. In some cases you may need extensive plastic surgery to have any hope of getting my c*** rammed into your ass. In some extreme cases, it is entirely hopeless and you should just give up. If you are this last case, try having sex with animals if you find you can approach them without scaring them away.\nt b h"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-25T20:52:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995534104019208",
"message": "#1482\n\n#popular\n\n#MSc\n\nAshwani stop flirting with every girl you see LMAO"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-25T20:53:30+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995534347352517",
"message": "#1483\n\n#MSc\n\nI'm possibly the best Counter Strike player to ever exist.\n\"\"Pfft, S on ESEA?!\"\" I scoff at some lowlife plebian. This is the kind of the thing that pisses me off more than anything in the world: When shitters that wide-swing peek at roughly 400 pixels out instead of 609 in B apartments try and f***ing BM me. Like inhale my Dragon Lore badkid. You might be wondering, what rank are you in the hierarchy of ESEA to be talking such trash? Heh, well I don't play that petty 128-tick trash. I am among the secret intergalactic professional Counter-Strike team that consists of CS LEGENDS such as Albert Einstein, Genghis Khan, and Cthulhu. We fight over f***ing PLANETS against this observable universe's most talented squadrons. Players like Shady the Conqueror of Cache, or Pablo the Forbidden AWPer, are mere f***ing BOTS TO ME. The only time I miss is when I lose track of the RNG frame calculation, (which I've memorized all 98 decillion outcomes of; mind you) of my pristine AK spray. We play on servers made specifically made by GabeN's resurrected grandfather; 128-tick? Try a rate of 8 x 12^78 you insignificant swine. Tactics become so in-depth and mind-bending that one of Earth's star players and good friend of mine, Pythagoras, lost his f**\"\"ing mind and died in a scrimmage from strats so genius that FalleN himself would shit his pants. So if you think even inviting me to your 1v1 server is okay, you must be out of your f***ing mind. I'm the best Counter-Strike player to ever exist in this f***ing DIMENSION, stay mad and bad kid."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-25T20:53:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995534594019159",
"message": "#1484\n\n#BSc\n\nIf anyone tells you anything about gradcafe, stop, drop and roll. Nothing can damage your sanity as much as gradcafe... I repeat, STOP, DROP AND ROLL."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-26T00:10:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995597454012873",
"message": "#1485\n\nSometimes I wish boys wouldn't behave like sex crazed savages. This obsession is perplexing and sad to see all at once. Jokes about sex, constantly complaining about being virgins, and one new female is all it takes to start the cringefest of obvious desperation. It's only funny the first time."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-26T13:01:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995836313988987",
"message": "#1486\n\nHappy republic day to everyone except those who watch Republic TV"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-26T16:28:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995909457315006",
"message": "#1487\n\n#BSc\n\ndisappointed the audience didn't chant 'TESSELLATE HOBE' for the Sohams' scintillating rock concert\nphone torches were a nice touch though <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-26T16:47:36+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1995917077314244",
"message": "#1488\n\n#popular\n\nIn general, I have not attended most of the Tessellate meetings or done much to help Tessellate, in general. However, with however little I have done, I think SoChak's effort is really amazing. It's mindblowing to imagine that somebody could handle that much work, especially with the negativity he faced. I truly admire his leadership skills."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-29T04:41:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997075507198401",
"message": "#1489\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nA horrific thing happened today. I went to my room to find the door locked. My roommate took a while to open up. That's when I found out that she had been watching Naruto... DUBBED. She even acted like it was no big deal and continued to do it for the entire time that I was there.\n\nMr. Vincent please grant room change request in the interest of my mental health."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-29T04:41:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997075613865057",
"message": "#1490\n\n#Alumnus\n\nAnonymous 01/26/18(Fri)23:07:23 No.758060303 [Reply]▶>>758061092 >>758061703 >>758061933 >>758062008 >>758062139 >>758062576 >>758064484 >>758066799 >>758067295 >>758068372\n\n ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / ETC\n\n Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)23:15:17 No.758060844▶>>758060946\n\n I'm still a kissless virgin\n\n Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)23:16:42 No.758060946▶\n\n >>758060844\n better than dying of aids\n\nDamn this is a nice way to paste 4chan stuff here, something to do during late night comedy sessions."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-29T04:42:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997075887198363",
"message": "#1491\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nGucci syndicate Heigh, Ho!\n\nLilliam Pumpernickel, Heigh!\n\nGucci syndicate, Ho!\n\n---------------------------------------\nGucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, (Gucci syndicate)\n\nExpended a decad of a certain currency in order to acquire a series of linked metal loops which purpose is intended for contemporary fashion,\n\nMy wench has an obsessive passion of abusing Benzoylmethylecgonine,\n\nI fornicated with a wench, I failed to bethink her appellation, Heigh!\n\nI simply would not acquire a marriage ring for a wench, Ho!\n\nI would have preferably depleted my acquired currency for products of the Balmain luxury fashion trademark,\n\nGucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate, Gucci syndicate,\n\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nThe codeine cough syrup which is in my possession is of higher value than that of your landlord's monthly tariff, Heigh!\n\nThy mother is still occupying herself below a tent, Ho!\n\nI am hitherto trading psychoactive narcotics commonly known \nas marijuana aboard commercial express airborne transport vehicles, Huzzah!\n\nMe including my grandmother consume medicines purposely intended for recreational drug use, Ho!\n\nAbsolutely none of the matter is old-fashioned according to my perceptions, \n\nFornicating with my facilitator, pronounce the situation as education,\n\nPurchased a few products of the Christian Louboutin consortium of fashion distinguished by its crimson sole, the said products are consumptive in terms of valuable currency, \n\nCurse thy air services, curse thy business,\n\nWench, thy exhalation odour is equivalent to that of tobacco products,\n\nI would prefer to fornicate with a wench whom occupies the low-cost, government funded economy residences,\n\nThey dismissed me from a commercial flight due to the possession of a single oxycodone pill, \n\nAt the time directly following the present moment, Lilliam Pumpernickel is navigating a private rapid airborne transportation,\n\nEach and every human being in this establishment cries \"\"curse WestJet!\"\",\n\nLilliam Pumpernickel is hitherto participating in the trading of methamphetamine,\n\nOne hundred thousand dollars worth of ornaments equipped around my wrist where at the same time I am taking \nsmall mouthfuls of promethazine hydrochloride intendedly brewed as a recreational beverage,\n\nFornicate with a petite wench, cause her vulva to damp,\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nLilliam Pumpernickel, Heigh!\n\nLilliam Pumpernickel, Ho!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-29T16:58:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997330833839535",
"message": "#1492\n\nthese days aircel be texting me like i used to desperately text my ex"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-29T16:58:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997330943839524",
"message": "#1494\n\nCurious to know if anybody in CMI truly believes in the possibility of a flat earth. Or doesn't believe in global warming."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-29T16:59:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997331543839464",
"message": "#1495\n\n#popular\n\nI've never spoken to Abhishek Hegde but he's handsome and therefore probably an asshole"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-29T16:59:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997331600506125",
"message": "#1496\n\n#popular\n\nArey Bhai koi Ekanshpeed ko ek ansh weed do"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-29T16:59:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997331837172768",
"message": "#1497\n\nskadaddy skadoodle faze is a noodle"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-30T15:25:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997819277124024",
"message": "#1492\n\n#BSc\n\nSkidaddle skidoodle register on moodle"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-30T15:25:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997819397124012",
"message": "#1493\n\n#BSc\n\nFart is an art , stop making fun of it"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-01-30T15:26:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1997819560457329",
"message": "#1494\n\n#BSc\n\nPeople who love Complex Analysis have no soul!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:10:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998728960366389",
"message": "#1495\n\n#BSc\n\nIf I were to encounter a hot\\cute girl during tessellate, \n\nShould I go talk to her? or\nRecall about my insecure sorry ass and sulk away?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:10:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998729137033038",
"message": "#1496\n\n#BSc\n\nTIL 97% of Kashmiri guys are called Yawar Something"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:11:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998729317033020",
"message": "#1497\n\n#BSc\n\nSoChak, Srijan, Bishal et al are a great team. I love working with them <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:11:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998729420366343",
"message": "#1498\n\n#BSc\n\nThis hostel has no f***in unity. Some people are working so hard for Tessellate and the same people who complain that CMI is boring are doing nothing to help them. YUCK"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:12:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998729553699663",
"message": "#1499\n\n#BSc\n\nAalok you have folded my heart into a paper crane <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:12:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998729660366319",
"message": "#1500\n\n#BSc\n\nI find neckbeards kinda attractive"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:12:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998729753699643",
"message": "#1501\n\n#BSc\n\nQ: What does the 'r' in women stand for?\nA: Rights"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:13:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998729873699631",
"message": "#1502\n\nIn CMI, are guys really so desirable (or not) that girls who are in relationships right now feel the need to cheat on their current SO?\nAs for how I know ... let's say I have an extensive information gathering network :)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:13:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998729990366286",
"message": "#1503\n\n#BSc\n\nTessellate hobe but in my life kichu hobe na. Sad reaccs only."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:13:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998730097032942",
"message": "#1504\n\n#MSc\n\nI am in my (possibly) final semester and don't want to leave this place without having tried weed. Help!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T14:14:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998730240366261",
"message": "#1505\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nMore reasons to hate her, she called Tessellate 'Tamasha'! Who the hell do you think you are, woman? There are people working their asses off since months here, trying to make things happen, bring some joy to the lives of people who have to suffer from taking your courses >:("
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-01T19:53:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1998863623686256",
"message": "#1506\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nhelp, my friend keeps tagging me in buzzfeed memes"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-03T16:59:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1999724716933480",
"message": "#1507\n\nCMI now has its very own Lisbeth Salander!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-03T17:00:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1999724933600125",
"message": "#1508\n\n#BSc\n\nHi, I am, I'm basically God's gift to CSGO. You might have seen me running around mirage like niko and one deaging idiots like there's no tomorrow, or maybe you've seen my ever growing league statistics and jaw dropping pug stats. But that's besides the point, the reason you are reading this now is because I am trying to save you time, that's right, I'm about to save you hours of trouble. Reason being? I'm just better, that's why. You are not on my level. I know, I know, hang in there. Imagine a floor of a building, You enter at the lobby, right? Well I didn't, I entered by f***ing helicopter, descended by all the 8 rws coke lines that are on ESEA pugging service. So my landing in fact, was beyond perfect. While your on your way to the elevator, I've been at the top of the building talking with the CEO, I've convinced him that I, am the superior human being, and that from that moment forward, i shall be the new CEO. Welcome to CS idiots, you're my new b***h."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-03T17:00:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1999725106933441",
"message": "#1509\n\n#BSc\n\nwhy is it called Burnside's lemma and not Burnside's theorem"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-03T17:01:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_1999725260266759",
"message": "#1510\n\nArvind swamy is so manly"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-05T05:52:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2000473356858616",
"message": "#1511\n\nJist of Photography workshop:\n* Shoot beautiful girls\n* It's MAGIC\n* Pleeease join our course"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-05T05:52:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2000473420191943",
"message": "#1512\n\n#BSc\n\nYesselate abar hobe!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-05T05:52:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2000473473525271",
"message": "#1513\n\n#BSc\n\nI had a huge crush on this girl when I was in 10th... I thought I had gotten over it. Just saw a picture of her with a guy, probably her boyfriend......\n\nSO NOT OVER IT!!!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-05T05:53:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2000473523525266",
"message": "#1514\n\n#BSc\n\nI told you, challenge accepted.\nTessellate hoyeche!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-06T14:11:45+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2001124600126825",
"message": "#1515\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nTessellate (2019) hobe na. \n#trending"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-06T14:12:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2001124723460146",
"message": "#1516\n\n#BSc\n\nBabies come with a fundamental sense of \"\" I'm the greatest person\"\"."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-06T14:15:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2001126063460012",
"message": "#1517\n\n#BSc\n\nTo people in CMI,\n\nI am tired of making excuses on your behalf. I am tired of telling myself that each and every one of you, just like everyone else on the planet, is simply busy with your own life, and that’s why we haven’t talked in a while. I’m tired of reassuring myself that you really are my good friends – though you do little to prove it. I am tired of one-sided relationships.\n\nI am a temporary fixture prioritized behind your immediate friends. I’m the friend you hang out with when I ask, but you have two group messages – one with me and one without me. You forget about me. You fill your life with things and activities and people, and I exist only when my name lights up your phone because I want to know how you’re doing. But you’ll never ask how I’m doing, and you’ll never spend time with me unless I reach out to you first. I’m there for you for a period of time when you need me. You’ll thank me for bringing joy to your life by caring about you more than most people do; yet that never ends up being enough, and I watch as friends and significant others move on to fulfilling lives without me.\n\nHere’s the difference: I care. You do not.\n\nMy claim may sound bold, but after years of watching friends make decisions that affect me without my input, I’m tired of being under-appreciated. I have been there and I will continue to be there for you anytime you need me because I am grateful for your friendship and I want the best for you. I’m thankful for the time you spend with me. Since I was young, I’ve been quick to refer to people as my “best friends” when I cared about them and they were close with me – in my opinion, that’s all it should take to build a strong friendship. \n\nI was also always hesitant to do what most people do when they settle into a specific friend group; I found it cruel to say, “This group of people is the only kind I want to associate with.” That lifestyle is too exclusive in my opinion – too restrictive. I would rather keep my options open so that my life can be filled with various people and perspectives, because everyone has a lot to offer in his or her own way. I never saw an issue with this lifestyle until I realized I was calling so many people my friends, yet I had almost no one to go to when I needed advice or had nothing to do on a Saturday night.\n\nI’ve been blaming it on myself. At first, I thought maybe I was unaware of something wrong with me that everyone else could clearly see. Then I blamed it on my passivity: maybe I’m not aggressive enough to maintain a friend group that cares enough about me to keep me included. Yet I decided that a hostile or assertive disposition is not what should win you loyal friendship. After those two options didn’t add up, I accepted that perhaps my role in life isn’t to be surrounded with committed friends in the same way everyone else is; maybe I’m meant to be there for others when they need me, and that is enough. But it isn’t.\n\nSo, then I realized: my problem is you. You care only for status, appearance and yourself. I understand; and with a bitter taste in my mouth I’ll admit that, in the past, I cared a lot about it, too. I think it’s just a side effect of growing up and trying to identify yourself through the people you associate with. However, I never lost sight of the fact that being a good person and friend is more important than caring about what others think of me. I feel as if I’m alone in that understanding.\n\nDespite this harsh realization, I do want to say thank you. Thank you for the years of memories and laughs and the time spent by your side. While I cared for each of you wholeheartedly, you all cared for me similarly in your own ways, at least temporarily. That kind of friendship is still worth something, and means a lot to me. I won’t forget it.\n\nBut as time has gone on, I’ve realized that now is the time to stop saying thank you. I would prefer to live a life free from friendships than live one saturated with people who hollowly appreciate me. I can promise you, however, that I will never refrain from being who I am. I will always care, I will always be quick to call you my best friend and I will always go out of my way to show you my support and make plans with you… but I’m standing up for myself. I won’t waste time doing this in a place where that loyalty isn’t reciprocated anymore, because I can assure you that nothing feels worse than being constantly surrounded by people yet feeling entirely alone. So I’m letting you go."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-06T14:16:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2001126143460004",
"message": "#1518\n\n#popular\n\nGuys. Guys. We have to spam Raghav Chaitanya's social media with dislikes and negative comments. Who's with me"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-06T14:16:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2001126400126645",
"message": "#1519\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nMy long term crush - who keeps rejecting me again and again for some other guy who isn't even half as awesome as I am - recently posted a valentine's day related status on FB about \"\"choosing the person who chooses you\"\" etc etc. (LOL) Should I write an awesome comment under her post and possibly ruin our future chances or keep quiet and hope to be together some day?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-07T11:12:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2001493993423219",
"message": "#1520\n\n#BSc\n\ntfw you got 0 photos clicked during tessellate"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-07T11:13:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2001494063423212",
"message": "#1521\n\n#BSc\n\n@1518\n\nHuman nature is to focus on negatives, and I agree with you on R.C., but let us also spam WCMT with positive comments, loads of likes, and <3 reacts wherever possible!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-07T11:13:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2001494140089871",
"message": "#1522\n\n#PhD\n\nHello everyone, I hope all of u having a great day. \nI’m not a phd student. I want to talk to someone about my other side that no one in cmi knows. I really need some advice. I usually don’t share personal things to anyone but now I can’t handle these things. I need an entire day of yours because it’s very complicated. You should require lot of patience and involvement in the topic. You shouldn’t laugh on these things. It’s not easy for me to tell these things unless u try hard convincing. I should be comfortable with u, and u should share some of ur important things. This is not I meant, but only contact me if u understand the inner meaning of all this shit. For some things, it’s difficult to express with words. Contact me only if u take relations seriously. I will take u to barbeque or some other place on that day and all expenses will be mine.\nIt’s so complicated that I will actually speak for more than 10 hours.( not overestimate). \nContact me at\nqetuo13579piyrw@gmail.com"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-07T11:13:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2001494236756528",
"message": "#1523\n\nIs Arunava De a Personal Computer?\n#THE NATION WANTS TO KNOW"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-07T11:14:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2001494386756513",
"message": "#1524\n\n#MSc\n\n@1517\n\n1. Welcome to the world. Welcome to 'humanity'. You can care all you want, but unfortunately, that is no guarantee of being cared for. End of the day, we all must scratch our own butts.\n\n2. Are you sure everybody fits the exact same pattern you describe? Are you sure nobody thinks, \"\"Well, this individual is always surrounded by people, why should they need me when there are others they seem to share a better equation with?\"\"\n\n3. Hope you don't learn to be as uncaring about people as they are about you. Let me speak from experience, this is one of those things that you can perhaps never unlearn."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:51:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004057059833579",
"message": "#1525\n\n#BSc\n\n@1517\nPlease please reach out to someone, have faith there would be someone and I want to be there for you if you would like, just set up something to communicate."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:51:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004057146500237",
"message": "#1526\n\n#BSc\n\nPeople in CMI named ANALYSIS as ANA but I always feel it should be called ANAL.\n\nMakes much sense that way."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:52:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004057326500219",
"message": "#1527\n\n#MSc\n\nletter to Nikhil,\n\nI am not finding you in COMP lab these days, please come back. Please, please, please."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:52:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004057513166867",
"message": "#1528\n\n#MSc\n\nLetter to Nikhil,\n\nNikhil, I always doubt seriously that you’re GAY?\nDon’t try to hide, I am with you."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:53:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004057713166847",
"message": "#1529\n\n#BSc\n\nI wish all stairs had railings on both sides"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:54:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004057906500161",
"message": "#1530\n\n#popular\n\n#MSc\n\nSo after years of trying to get a GF and failing. I finally gave up.\nI joined Tinder.\nI got few matches ~20(all girls, not a f****t here). Never has a girls started up the conversation, it has always been me.\nThese are the things I tried:-\n1) normal Hi, hello, you look beautiful....\n2) Some nice joke/meme...\n3) Some random pick up line I thought of from their bio.\n4) Some deep message about things.\nBut sadly did not get any reply.\nAny help??"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:55:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004058013166817",
"message": "#1532\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nPlease fill up the form below:\n\nhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScFG8Hc6Pl6UOa7UCmeRzI_ASIhpDjhg2sOTvB1nMndyJdrIQ/viewform?usp=sf_link"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:57:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004058956500056",
"message": "#1533\n\n#BSc\n\nAt 11:23 PM, a man walked into a bar. He plopped down onto a seat and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender complied with his request and handed him a full glass. As he was about to walk away to do some work in the back, the man, named Ethan, said to him, “I… had a pretty crappy day today. I’m just looking for someone to talk to, you know?”\n\nThe bartender felt sad for Ethan, and stood at the counter while Ethan recalled his story.\n\n“It all began a few years ago, when I was playing video games on my couch, when I heard the buzzer rang. I opened the door, and saw the prettiest girl I had ever seen. I was instantly in love. She told me her name was Lilah, and she had just moved into my building the day before. She was in the apartment above mine. After a few minutes of small talk, she left, and I was back down on my couch and fantasized about how this girl would one day be mine.\n\n“The next day, I went outside to buy some bagels for breakfast, and she was sitting at a table in the far corner of the store. I walked up to her and she immediately recognized me. We started chatting again, and the topic of video games came up. She liked the same type of games I did, and it was astounding. A match made in heaven. She said to me ‘you’re invited to come up to my place anytime you want to play something,’ and handed me a piece of paper. She got up and walked out of the store, and I looked down at the paper. It had her phone number on it.\n\n“Over the next few months, we hung out at her apartment (sometimes mine too, but it was messy and I had an annoying roommate that we both hated), and played video games frequently. We both complemented each other so well. One night, after we had won our 100th consecutive match, she leaned in and kissed me. We made out, and had passionate sex that night.”\n\n“Tell me more about that!” said the bartender, as his eyes lit up.\n\n“No you filthy pervert, there’s more to the story.” Ethan replied as he took another sip of beer.\n\n“We dated for a year, still playing games together often, although more frequently than before because I had moved in with her. We really, truly loved each other. One day, I got up and noticed that Lilah was already up. Confused, I put on my slippers and walked out of the bedroom to the kitchen. She was at the counter, beaming with excitement. She had one hand behind her back.\n\n“‘Why are you up so early?’ I asked her, and then she excitedly pulled out a pregnancy test from behind her back. It was positive. ‘I’m pregnant! We’re having a baby!’ I opened my mouth in shock, and it turned into a smile. I reached in to hug her, and we stood in a loving embrace for a good three minutes. It was the happiest moment of my life.\n\n“For the next nine months, we prepared for the baby. We bought a larger apartment with some money we had saved up, and our friends gave us plenty of gifts and advice to take care of the child when it entered the world. Lilah and I were so excited, and every day she would rub her belly, and I would hug her, and we shared many moments of pure joy.\n\n“Then, this morning, I was at work and I received a call from Lilah. ‘I’m going to the hospital now, the baby is coming! Agggg! It hurts!’ As soon as she hung up, I got up and ran to my boss. ‘My girlfriend is giving birth, can I go on break for the rest of the day and see her?’ And my boss, being a pretty chill guy, agreed and let me go.\n\n“I was worried sick for Lilah. I hoped she wasn’t hurting too bad, and the baby was going to be ok. I rushed into the hospital, and went to the receptionist’s desk. ‘Where is Lilah, my girlfriend?’ The receptionist looked down at her paper, and told me that she was in room 432. I bounded up the stairs to see her. As I got to the door, a doctor asked, ‘Are you Ethan?’\n\n“‘Yes, I’m Ethan,’ I said, ‘Lilah’s girlfriend. Is she alright? Is the baby alright?’”\n\n“The doctor looked down at the floor. He had a somber look on his face. He finally raised his head, and said, ‘Lilah’s alright. The baby…’ His voice trailed off. I knew right then what had happened. My girlfriend… had a miscarriage.”\n\nThere was a long pause as the bartender looked silently at Ethan, who was now on the verge of tears. He patted Ethan’s shoulder. “This beer is on the house man. It’ll be ok.”\n\nEthan said, “Thanks man. I really appreciate it. Anyway, the doctor let me into the room to see Lilah. She was lying down on the hospital bed, quietly weeping. She wouldn’t look at me. I couldn’t speak. I just stared at the floor for a few minutes while she cried. Then I looked at her.\n\n“I said… I… said…” Ethan burst into tears. The bartender stood quietly while Ethan wept. Ethan looked up at the bartender, and his face was a mess. The bartender couldn’t think of anything to say to comfort Ethan, but he opened his mouth to speak anyway. He said,\n\n“Is...\n\nThis...\n\nLoss?\""
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:57:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004059109833374",
"message": "#1534\n\n#BSc\n\nQ: When does a joke become a dad joke?\nA: When the punchline is apparent."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:57:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004059196500032",
"message": "#1535\n\nA great poet once said:\nBetter to have loved and \n| ||\n|| L\nthan never to have loved at all."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:58:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004059473166671",
"message": "#1536\n\n#popular \n\n#BSc\n\nIf your girlfriend gets run over by a car, what would you do?\n\nCongratulate yourself. Getting the car into the kitchen wasn't easy."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-12T19:59:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004059739833311",
"message": "#1537\n\n#BSc\n\n1 subscribers\nhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCULtJikD1HQpR02K0wD5hgg"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-13T10:02:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004299179809367",
"message": "#1538\n\n#BSc\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyD4p8_y8Kw\n\nTopology FTW."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-13T10:02:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004299293142689",
"message": "#1539\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nI want to learn neural networks just to make a bot which identifies loss meme in images."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-13T21:07:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004551926450759",
"message": "#1540\n\nI think you're the best thing in the entire universe and you think I'm an insect stuck to the bottom of your shoe, go figure"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-13T21:08:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004552093117409",
"message": "#1541\n\n#popular\n\nHappy Valentine's day everyone! Have a wonderful day, love yourself and cherish all you have, and good luck to all of us on this journey of self improvement!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-14T17:46:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2004978019741483",
"message": "#1542\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\natleast i get buy1 get1 with pizzas on valentines day"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-15T19:09:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2005486883023930",
"message": "#1543\n\nhttps://youtu.be/-p6WvrFhsAA"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-15T19:09:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2005486999690585",
"message": "#1544\n\nTL;DW: Ronaldo > Neymar still! 💥😁"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-15T19:09:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2005487093023909",
"message": "#1545\n\n#popular\n\nChocblocked (v.): when the person in front of you gets the last bowl of chocos"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-15T19:10:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2005487313023887",
"message": "#1546\n\n#BSc\n\nI hardly spend time in my room all day, but when I come back at night my roommate makes sure to greet me with the stench of fart infused with the smell of spices and masala. \n#lifegoals"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-15T19:11:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2005487636357188",
"message": "#1547\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nLetter to Nikhil:\n\nHi,\nI am your friend, who you think is dumb and useless. This is to advise you about how to live and be friends with other people.\n\n1- You’re not smart. Accept it and grow .\n2- Not everyone is smart - since you are excluded from being smart, so not everyone is clearly smart.\n3- stop f***ing around thinking that you’re cool- No dude get it over with, you’re not cool\n4- stop expecting other people to be like you( virgins) - not possible \n5-stop criticisms- you don’t have right to judge other people\n6-finally, stop boasting and showing off. And Not everyone is interested in Physics. people have their own plans\n\nThis is important because I won’t be here next semester and he should know how to survive."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-15T19:12:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2005487869690498",
"message": "#1548\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nCan we think in higher dimensions?\nCan we imagine a new colour? A new smell? A new taste?\nNo we can't\nDoesn't that suggest we are in a simulation or we are pre-programmed and hence there is no way to actually imagine something we have never seen yet."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-17T23:13:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2006624222910196",
"message": "#1549\n\n#BSc\n\nYou're Tearing Me Apart Lisa"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-17T23:13:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2006624292910189",
"message": "#1550\n\n#PhD\n\nI used to believe that the earth is round. But the 'The Flat Earth Society' website( https://theflatearthsociety.org/home/index.php/about-the-society/faq ) has opened my eyes. Earth is flat and roundness is just an illusion created by NASA. People, wake up. Time to accept the truth. EARTH IS FLAT."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-17T23:13:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2006624609576824",
"message": "#1551\n\n#BSc\n\nDQN homework is the worst thing i saw today.\nAnd i had seen the room today"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-19T20:32:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2008071246098827",
"message": "#1552\n\n#popular\n\nGayathri once told me in the mess, \"\"This food is restaurant quality.\"\" I was like you poor thing what kind of restaurants you been going to"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-19T20:33:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2008071649432120",
"message": "#1553\n\nexams be making me realise how much I hate maths"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-19T20:33:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2008071739432111",
"message": "#1554\n\nit's amazing how much i'm learning right now, if i always worked at this efficiency who knows where i would be"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-19T20:33:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2008071789432106",
"message": "#1555\n\nquestioning the cmi admissions process more and more every exam week"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-19T20:34:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2008072149432070",
"message": "#1556\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c\n\nReplace homophobe by sexist and show this to Ankita Sarkar. \n\"\"You're not persecuted, you're just an asshole\"\""
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-19T20:37:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2008072652765353",
"message": "#1556\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nI already miss Tessellate."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-19T20:39:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2008073136098638",
"message": "#1557\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nHumans just haven't evolved enough to understand The Room yet."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-19T20:39:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2008073216098630",
"message": "#1558\n\n#popular\n\nSometimes it takes a thousand dollars worth camera for people to see your beauty."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-21T13:00:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2008945946011357",
"message": "#1561\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nI only fap while watching porn. \nProblem is like everyone else here I have a roommate.\nThat imbecile hardly ever goes out of the room except to eat and shit.\nI need release and it's driving me nuts."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-24T19:04:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2010637135842238",
"message": "#1562\n\nPunch me in the face whilst wearing your rings and it would hurt less, my dear"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-24T19:05:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2010637335842218",
"message": "#1563\n\n#BSc\n\nI am a first year guy who finds Purba really beautiful. I dream about her and she’s so cute."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-24T19:05:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2010637572508861",
"message": "#1564\n\n#BSc\n\nPurba how could you be so cute."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-24T19:05:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2010637715842180",
"message": "#1565\n\nYou can’t blame her, sometimes I also dislocate the kneecaps of people that like me"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-24T19:06:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2010637832508835",
"message": "#1566\n\n#BSc\n\nTommy Wiseau did nothing wrong."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-26T01:43:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2011309295775022",
"message": "#1567\n\nI miss Bala's wall. Why has he deactivated his account?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-26T01:44:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2011309452441673",
"message": "#1568\n\n#popular\n\nYou want to get over your crush on Purba? Talk to her for 5 mins. You wouldn't feel like talking to her after that..."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-26T01:45:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2011309885774963",
"story": "CMI Confessions Page shared a profile.",
"message": "#1569\n\n#MSc\n\nAfter biswadip rajgoru here comes another guy Mr Sushil Singla - or mr fake seriousness... so when i started looking through his timeline i saw a drastic change in his showing off--- pehle beta motivational quotes dalte the apne timeline mein aur aab math ka gyan...c*****e u came to cmi as visitig student and now u thinku r a pro \nhttps://www.facebook.com/sushilksingla"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-26T01:45:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2011310082441610",
"message": "#1570\n\n#BSc\n\nI can't help it but i keep hearing the room's background music in my head all the time.\nThanks Movie Club"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-26T01:45:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2011310179108267",
"message": "#1571\n\n#MSc\n\n215 followers after almost 5.5 months\ndead page"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-26T01:47:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2011310752441543",
"message": "#1572\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-26T16:27:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2011570499082235",
"message": "#1573\n\nI love it when the subtitles just say *inspiring music* or *panting noises*"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-26T16:27:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2011570572415561",
"message": "#1574\n\nCMI's recent obsession with The Room says so much about this place. Why even look at the best when you can obsess over the worst?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-28T10:00:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2012537008985584",
"message": "#1575\n\n#MSc\n\nNikhil please come back to Comp. lab . Please. We miss you."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-28T10:01:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2012537068985578",
"message": "#1576\n\n#BSc\n\nHey people stop the negative talk about Purba... I love her"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-28T10:01:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2012537162318902",
"message": "#1577\n\n#BSc\n\nAnkitha, purba is cuter (and more girly and slimmer) than you"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-02-28T10:02:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2012537315652220",
"message": "#1578\n\n#BSc\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chennai_Mathematical_Institute#Fiesta\nSomebody change this to tessellate"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-03T17:47:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2014250888814196",
"message": "#1579\n\n#BSc\n\nHow do you remember who is Jha 2 and who is Jha 1?\nJhatu has Jhati, Jha one has no one."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-03T17:48:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2014250995480852",
"message": "#1580\n\n#BSc\n\nSir, the homo sapiens species member with double X chromosomes and specifically the singular being that brought you upon an existence in this world we call Earth and has produced the gift and beauty through the respected female productive organ, though known to have been taught by society to be interested in the opposite gender counterpart, instead she chose to be part of the exception and interested in the similar gender, thus widely known as homosexuality.\n\nSorry, but I may have to disagree with the abovementioned statement. In my own defense, I feel that your statement ironically describes yourself and you should take your words back, and not towards me as I do not agree and relate with the words you said earlier on."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-03T17:48:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2014251112147507",
"message": "#1581\n\n#BSc\n\nLife has a way of giving you shocking revelations when you least expect them. For example, the biggest stalker in CMI is someone you would least expect it to be."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-03T17:48:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2014251152147503",
"message": "#1582\n\n#BSc\n\nBiryani guy got no chill"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-03T17:49:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2014251245480827",
"message": "#1583\n\n#BSc\n\nRIP Faasos"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-03T17:51:06+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2014251965480755",
"message": "#1584\n\n#BSc\n\nIt upsets me that there have been no confessions in the last two-three days.\n\nAdmin's Note: Apologies, that's on me! 😅"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-04T21:03:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2014876575418294",
"message": "#1585\n\nI only like the girls I don't deserve!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-04T21:04:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2014876688751616",
"message": "#1586\n\n#BSc\n\n\"\"Don't be. Be\"\" \n - a friend of mine\n#fakedeep"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-04T21:05:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2014876872084931",
"message": "#1587\n\n#BSc\n\nA friend of mine wrote this poem : \n\nYou left.\nSuccumbing to the obviousness of the inevitability.\nIt wasn't a surprise.\n\nSitting in front of the ocean of life\nWatching you sail across the horizon\nThe Epiphany struck.\nYou did leave me a part of you.\nThe time we kissed\nA lifetime ago\nIn the attic, or so I guess\nYou left a part of you in me.\n\nThe gift, which wouldn't let me forget you.\nFor long.\n\nYou left me your virus.\n\nI can't speak anymore. Darling, you've rendered me speechless\nI can't speak anymore,\nWithout cursing you in my mind\nWishing you a bone fracture\nAnd other sorts of pleasant things...\nWhich aren't contagious.\nTl,Dr;\nF*** you, dear."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-04T21:05:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2014876965418255",
"message": "#1588\n\n#BSc\n\nAnd I wrote this :\n\nI know that darkness is overused\nBut, the cold light is not bright enough\nMy time has fallen through the gaps of my fingers\nIn the dark eternal abyss of sorrow in my entity\n\nIt's not enough that I try to fend off the deafening silence\nMy brain is screaming me to quit the game\nIt's almost as if it knew that violence\nWill almost kill every emotion the same.\n\nNot that I haven't felt worse but lately\nIt's all sort of been torrid and ..."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-05T14:50:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2015219018717383",
"message": "#1589\n\n#BSc\n\nI cannot remember the last time I was okay"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-05T14:51:48+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2015219502050668",
"message": "#1590\n\n#MSc\n\nThe general guidelines on harassment are making me want to come out of retirement."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-07T14:26:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2016334435272508",
"message": "#1591\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nYou have to appreciate the willpower of G-** guys , they smoke weed and drink alcohol daily and still haven't gotten addicted to it."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-08T16:34:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2016914188547866",
"message": "#1592\n\n#BSc\n\nI am sexually attracted to cows"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-08T16:34:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2016914318547853",
"message": "#1593\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nGuns don't kill people, LAG does"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-08T16:34:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2016914705214481",
"message": "#1594\n\n#BSc\n\nHappy Women's Day to the only girl i have spoken in last 2 years.\nRest of you can just f*** off."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-08T16:36:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2016915181881100",
"message": "#1595\n\nHappy Women's Day!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-09T19:39:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2017514698487815",
"message": "#1596\n\nHappy Wo-per-children day"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-10T11:21:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2017804251792193",
"message": "#1597\n\n#popular\n\nHas anyone noticed that the confessions page was created after Diptaishik left cmi? Probably news circulation infrastructure needed to be upgraded. #bringbackDPussy #confessionpageisasux"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-11T11:13:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2018339491738669",
"message": "#1598\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\ni want to sleep together with someone.\nno , i don't mean having sex\njust sleeping together\nrelieving the pressure\nswitching off the future\nleaving no trace\nwhile i burn my clothes\nand you erase all my files\njust sleeping together"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-11T11:13:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2018339571738661",
"message": "#1599\n\n#BSc\n\nWent home in vacations and realized there are 2 genders.\n\nI used to think there was just 1"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-11T11:13:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2018339641738654",
"message": "#1600\n\nWhen you so lazy that you don't eat proper food for few days. \nSurvive on chocolates and water.\n>Black Out like n*****"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-11T11:14:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2018339728405312",
"message": "#1601\n\nAnyone still go to SpiceHut?\nLegit nice place. \ntake the 7:30 shuttle, reach ~7:45. eat till 8:15. take 8:20 bus. back to CMI by 8:30"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-11T11:14:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2018339825071969",
"message": "#1602\n\nI can't believe agam is coming to chennai"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-11T13:06:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2018379485068003",
"message": "#1603\n\n#MSc\n\nI feel really sad about the incident that happened between Sahu and Purba. @Sahu you are one of the people I respect the most in the world, I really expected better from you."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-12T15:41:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2018972595008692",
"message": "#1604\n\nWhat did Ekansh do when he was faced with a problem? Hint: he drank a lot of water that morning"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-12T15:41:36+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2018972788342006",
"message": "#1605\n\n#Alumnus\n\nwho da earphon thief boi"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-12T15:43:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2018974701675148",
"message": "#1606\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nFYI kids, not being able to f*** when you wanted to f*** can make you act irrationally badly towards the person you wanted to f***. That's animal instinct. The same is true for intimacy in general. As a human being you gotta know to rise over that instinct and recognise when it's affecting your behaviour, especially towards someone you care about.\nEven if you are with someone, sometimes they want to spend time with you as friends, e.g. instead of a date they might want to eat or play together in a group. They can even want to go out alone but not make it a DATE date. Communicate about what is intended and be mature.\nAnd please, please don't act entitled to another person's time and attention. Wanting it is different from demanding it."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-12T15:44:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2018976061675012",
"message": "#1607\n\n#popular\n\n#Alumnus\n\nCMI Confessions page? More like Dead Poets Society"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-14T18:03:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020071361565482",
"message": "#1608\n\n#BSc\n\nLil Pump is an existentialist philosopher. Lil Pump in his song \"\"Gucci Gang.\"\" He captures the feeling of pure bliss while still recognizing that none of this really matters in the end. In his other song \"\"D Rose,\"\" Pump explain that he's got \"\"Eighty on his wrist.\"\" This is a clear reference to the 1980s when the cold war was at its height. Pump then goes on to say \"\"Hundred on my wrist.\"\" This is a continuation of the previous lyric. We have now moved from the 80s to the 100s. The 100s being another name for the 2000s. It's not a coincidence that Pump was born in the 2000s. He uses this to make a bold statement about 9/11 in his song \"\"Boss.\"\" Where a \"\"B***h [comes] in with a saw. Yuh.\"\" The saw being the plane, also representing Sisyphus in his never-ending struggle to remember a b***h's name after f***ing them.\n\nEven the word 'Esketit' is a clear reference to desire. It's a contraction of the phrase 'let us acquire it.' Pump frequently uses this term to express how desire can not only destroy a man but liberate them as well.\n\nIn all, Pump represents Existentialism in its entirety. If you want any more, check out SmokePurpp, who was influential 20th-century Existentialism and brought Lil Pump to see the light of Existentialism.\n\nEsketit."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-14T18:04:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020071538232131",
"message": "#1609\n\n#BSc\n\nTopology Prof: We study manifolds because there are many things in nature which are not R^n.\n\nSeriously what kind of nature are you living in , is everything okay? Is your house second countable? Is your office Hausdorff."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-14T18:04:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020071684898783",
"message": "#1610\n\n#popular \n\nI watch incest porn and now I can’t stop watching it."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-14T18:05:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020072001565418",
"message": "#1611\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\ntfw your friend from a nonmath college asks you to name a topological space not a variant of R and you don't know any."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-14T18:05:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020072178232067",
"message": "#1612\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nMachine Learning is just Applied Computer Science"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-14T18:06:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020072311565387",
"message": "#1613\n\nR.I.P Stephen Hawking."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-14T18:07:36+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020072834898668",
"message": "#1614\n\n#popular\n\nI am going to kill my f***ing roommate. F***ing bastard never leaves the room, doesn't go to any class and probably hasn't showered in over a month. Even my parents gave me more privacy than this f***ing imbecile."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-15T15:23:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020519421520676",
"message": "#1615\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nAnkita Sarkar, please do a favour to mankind and don't attend When Chai met Toast's concert."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-15T15:24:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020519491520669",
"message": "#1616\n\n>#1610\n\nWatch gay porn."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-15T15:24:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020519651520653",
"message": "#1617\n\n#BSc\n\nAbhishek Nanoty is adorable and a lot of fun. If you disagree fite me"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-15T15:25:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020519794853972",
"message": "#1618\n\nI guess everyone is over their crush for Nivedita and Gayathri. Never see a confession about them any more."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-15T15:25:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020519904853961",
"message": "#1619\n\naparna and beautiful-i have so many things in common"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-15T15:25:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2020520094853942",
"message": "#1620\n\n#BSc\n\nI adjust so much for my friends. Why can't they do the same for me, for a change? They have never gone out of their way to make me happy, and I do it for them all the time.\nThis shit creates serial killers you know"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:05:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021096681462950",
"message": "#1621\n\nCan someone help me ?\nI watch incest porn and is it common ?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:06:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021096784796273",
"message": "#1622\n\n#BSc\n\nSometimes Gayathri suggests the most heart-warming movies. \n#VoteGayathri as pretty of movie club for life!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:06:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021096878129597",
"message": "#1623\n\n#BSc\n\n#Buttspotting\n\nGayathri S\n\nSimply exquisite. Am I right or am I right?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:07:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021097028129582",
"message": "#1624\n\n#BSc\n\nI can't believe no one has said this yet.\n\nBasak is f***in admirable. That too in hostel? The ultimate insensitive place? Takes some balls. Or not."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:07:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021097091462909",
"message": "#1625\n\n#BSc\n\nSomeone please give me some weed."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:07:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021097188129566",
"message": "#1626\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nSometimes I think Bishal is cute"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:08:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021097318129553",
"message": "#1627\n\n#BSc\n\nI don't know if I'm weird but when I look at people I wonder how big their dick would be. I wonder and imagine and create a plausible mental picture. Is this weird or do others do it too?\n\n(Sridhar is quite a man in my mind)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:08:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021097711462847",
"message": "#1628\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nFarewell is a useless and meaningless tradition now.\n\nThink of the batch who started it. They had no hidden motives... Perhaps they just got whatever money they could and went out to an affordable place with their seniors without expecting a reward.\n\nNow people feel they are entitled to a farewell at a grand place. Bullshit! There are no genuine feelings or sentiment, only entitlement and gluttony. People from different batches (especially BSc 3rd years except a few) rarely talk to other people properly and are always busy with themselves. They even killed the common room birthday tradition. It makes absolute sense to end farewell too.\n\nAnyway the graduating batch will end up complaining about the choice of place and how it wasn't the best thing they had. How they could afford a better meal instead. The non graduating students will complain how it was expensive!\n\nLet's stop people. It's a redundant ritual now that's it, thanks to the new attitude cultivated in CMI."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:09:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021097898129495",
"message": "#1629\n\n#BSc\n\nI had a dream that a lot of girls joined CMI."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:09:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021099228129362",
"message": "#1630\n\n#BSc\n\nUp your music taste fellas. Plz!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:10:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021099721462646",
"message": "#1631\n\n#popular\n\n#MSc\n\nConspiracy theory: CMI wants to get rid of app math profs so they started a super expensive data science program. If even one person joins they get 8 lacs. If no one joins, they find a reason to fire the app math faculty."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:10:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021099851462633",
"message": "#1632\n\n#BSc\n\nPlease accept me. Please!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:10:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021099984795953",
"message": "#1633\n\nSourav ghosh looks like he was pressed flat from back to front"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:10:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021100074795944",
"message": "#1634\n\nSanath looks like a mushroom but a hot one"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:11:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021100148129270",
"message": "#1635\n\n@1618 - nope mine is alive and well :("
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:11:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021100218129263",
"message": "#1636\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nNever knew we had a dramatics club, just for research purposes , what all clubs do we actually have?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-16T17:11:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021100331462585",
"message": "#1637\n\n#BSc\n\nHonestly, “loss” is the perfect meme. It is obscure, and is complex in nature, making it un-normifiable. The lack of normie memes for loss is a huge contributor to its niche success, and, quite frankly, (as I have previously implied) is what makes it prepossessing in nature. The creativeness of the memes only further exemplifies their attractiveness and hysteria levels attained while observing them. However, due to their slight obscurity, only those whomst are at a substantially large intellectual level can really emote in ways such as “Haha xd” and “lmao nice”. Truly, “loss” has proven itself as a worthy meme to be placed as the highest prestige; a meme to be worshiped. Thank you for your time"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-17T09:48:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2021390348100250",
"message": "#1638\n\n#MSc\n\n#popular\n\nI have seen many colleges have students groups like ML groups , Algebraic geometry groups , Algorithms and Complexity Groups , Automata Theory groups and so on. May be we can have something similar where members meet up weekly or something and discuss some interesting stuff they came across recently."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T14:57:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022571087982176",
"message": "#1639\n\n#popular\n\nakshata looks like a pigeon"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:00:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022571717982113",
"message": "#1640\n\n#BSc\n\nI hereby swear\nto stop masturbating \ntill I get laid..."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:00:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022571941315424",
"message": "#1641\n\nDo yourself a favour and turn up the brightness all the way on your phone for a few minutes. \"\"This is what it's like to live in luxury\"\", you will marvel."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:01:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022572111315407",
"message": "#1642\n\n#BSc\n\nDRAMA SPOILERS: \n\nGayathri acts really well <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:01:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022572227982062",
"message": "#1643\n\n#PhD\n\nI still eat my snot.#snot"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:02:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022572354648716",
"message": "#1644\n\n#BSc\n\nI am falling head over heels for you Gayathri! You were already so cool, and after Tessellate, your voice.. damn... We don't talk much anymore but, damn... You're gorgeous"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:02:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022572541315364",
"message": "#1645\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI AM GOING TO CHOP MY ROOMMATE'S F***ING DICK OFF IF I DON'T GET A CHANCE TO JERK OFF IN THE NEXT TWO DAYS I SWEAR"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:03:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022572664648685",
"message": "#1646\n\nDRAMA SPOILERS:\n\nRachel (Gayathri Shankar) gets off the plane to be with Ross (Dhruv Nevatia)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:03:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022572754648676",
"message": "#1647\n\nDRAMA SPOILERS:\n\nTyler Durden (Arya Vadnere) is just the imagination of the narrator (Amit Behera)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:03:48+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022572897981995",
"message": "#1648\n\n#popular \n\nDRAMA SPOILERS:\n\nSimran's father (Akshay Naik) lets Simran (Basak) join Raj (Kartik S) on the train."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:04:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022572991315319",
"message": "#1649\n\nDRAMA SPOILERS:\n\nDirectors Aparna Shankar and Nivedita Ganesh make a cameo in a post-credits scene"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-19T15:04:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022573137981971",
"message": "#1650\n\nas we know with the english, the politeness masks deep sexual deviance"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-20T05:03:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022850211287597",
"message": "#1651\n\nyou are not a true cmite if you havent been bashed by tejas suresh"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-20T05:03:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022850304620921",
"message": "#1652\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nHow do i cope up with being a complete failure in life , a totally useless trash to the society who is never gonna achieve anything and eventually die in vain , alone , leaving behind nothing noteworthy."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-20T05:04:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022850384620913",
"message": "#1653\n\nDRAMA SPOILERS:\n\nGayathri kills everyone. Slowly."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-20T05:05:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022850624620889",
"message": "#1654\n\n#BSc\n\nYou look at someone from a distance and you feel that they are just out of your league. You start deifying them - some sort of weird idolatry- it's like Gorky's 26 men and girl - the girl might not be the pure faultless angel who you deem her to be... but alas... you can never gain the courage to actually confess it to her... Gayathri is way out of my league ....."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-20T05:05:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2022850697954215",
"message": "#1655\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nDoes anyone else go to pee and stop halfway through because they don't want to feel empty inside?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:07:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023483077890977",
"message": "#1656\n\nEvery time I'm about to end a word with -ize I hear Nivedita's mesmerising accent and change it to -ise"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:09:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023483457890939",
"message": "#1656\n\n#BSc\n\nSomething about your health, \nAnd your strength,\nAnd your upright stance,\nAnd those curious eyes,\nMakes me want to sing,\nAnd just a little, to cry.\n\nYou're the best person\nI have ever known. \nSpirit of a butterfly,\nHeart of a lion."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:10:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023483911224227",
"message": "#1657\n\n#BSc\n\nTo Nikhil with contempt,\n\nMan !!!! \nI know you and you talk with me everyday even when I’m busy and don’t want to talk to you. F*** this shit. I tolerate a lot but you push everyone to limits. Please shut the f*** up, when someone’s working. And everyone has work whether it’s great or not, let them do it. Forgot to tell you, you’re not doing any great work either.\n\nSorry. I am generally nice but you piss me off more and more lately.\n\nF*** it. No sorry. It’s your fault and truth. \n\nThere’s word to describe people like you, EGOTIST."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:10:30+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023484044557547",
"message": "#1658\n\n#BSc\n\nI have 6 inch dick and if anyone wants to see I will soon give everyone off you a link. I’m in first year."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:11:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023484121224206",
"message": "#1659\n\n#MSc\n\nQuestion for you :How many people watch incest porn ? \nAnswer for you: Too many"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:11:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023484247890860",
"message": "#1660\n\n#BSc\n\nI will soon give a link to google form so that I want to know how many people watch what kind of porn."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:12:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023484354557516",
"message": "#1661\n\n#BSc\n\nGamers are arguably one of the most persecuted classes in history. Unlike minorities, nobody has ever received a job or scholarship solely because they're a gamer. In fact, there has never even been the opportunity for a gamer to self-identify as such on any sort of job application, college application, or standardized test form. Furthermore, whereas minorities are widely considered to embody coolness and attractiveness by virtue of their race, gamers have been historically stereotyped as nerdy and unattractive since the dawn of our craft. When minorities speak out in the media about whitewashing, appropriation, and similar intrusions into their exclusive culture and values, they are universally lauded. However, when a gamer raises a comparable concern about our community, we are branded as sexist, racist, misogynistic, and similar slurs, and accused of overreacting. Gamers are undeniably subject to excessive and extremely detrimental discrimination. The same cannot be said for racial minorities."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:12:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023484447890840",
"message": "#1662\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nDRAMA SPOILERS:\nNo. One. Cares."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:12:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023484574557494",
"message": "#1663\n\n#BSc\n\nBSc 3rd year doesn't deserve a farewell. Friends of CMI, pay the stupid 400 bucks only if you think they (and other graduating kids) deserve it. \n\nNo one's entitled to a farewell. If there is no sense of gratitude, no sense of inclusiveness, and a perpetual attempt to strangle the CMI ethos, then f*** you.\n\nPlease contribute only if you feel they deserve it. They must get only what they deserve."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:13:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023484661224152",
"message": "#1664\n\nGreat drama!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:13:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023484771224141",
"message": "#1665\n\n#BSc\n\nFarewell is extortion. \n\n#StopFarewell"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:14:00+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023484887890796",
"message": "#1666\n\n#BSc\n\nSuppose we make farewell contributions optional... Put a box in the mess where everyone just deposits their money and then we throw a treat using the collection.\n\nDo you think we can even fund a fruitzee treat? Doesn't that tell us much about farewell? \n\n#StopFarewell"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T12:14:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023485007890784",
"message": "#1667\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nThe graduating batch isn't entitled to a farewell.\nThe graduating batch doesn't need a farewell. \nDo they deserve it? Something that we must question first. \n\n#StopFarewell"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T15:17:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023567971215821",
"message": "#1668\n\nThe graduating bi*** isn't entitled to a farewell.\nThe graduating bi*** doesn't need a farewell. \nDo they deserve it? Something that we must question first.\n\n#StopFarewell"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T15:18:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023568121215806",
"message": "#1669\n\n#BSc\n\nLet's play a game. Is the anti-farewell guy a snooty junior or a less popular senior? I vote the second one.\nAlso wtf is CMI \"\"ethos\"\"? If we have one, it is to chill out, eat, and enjoy free things. Why would anyone want to end farewell? Every batch gives it and gets it. Though people joke about it, the money or the place is not the biggest deal, as long as the food is not too bad and we all enjoy together.\nOh, we have another ethos : free and friendly relationship between seniors and juniors. Guess who's ruining it? The \"\"protester\"\" or everyone else who wants farewell to happen?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T15:19:14+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023568287882456",
"message": "#1670\n\n#Alumnus\n\n#popular\n\nFarewell has always been there because there have been great relations between seniors and juniors. That is why MSc were also included in the farewell later even though that was not the initial trend. For people to protest the tradition of farewell itself, the friendship between the seniors and juniors must be very poor."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-21T15:20:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2023568821215736",
"message": "#1671\n\n#BSc\n\nLife is so hard my dick gets jealous"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:01:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024023401170278",
"message": "#1672\n\nFare well, farewell!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:01:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024023511170267",
"message": "#1673\n\nECG is not the farewell CMI deserves but the one it needs."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:02:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024023677836917",
"message": "#1674\n\nA for Apple, B for Bell\nAbki bar no farewell"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:02:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024023904503561",
"message": "#1675\n\nBhakts at east coast grill- Farewell yaheen hoga"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:03:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024024341170184",
"message": "#1676\n\n#BSc\n\nA BEAUTIFUL JOKE.\n\nBeautiful-i was smoking up in LH5. Parthiv entered the class and found her with weed. She offered him some and in no time both got stoned.\n\nParthiv was thirsty and decided to go to \"\"Lake CMI\"\" for a drink. So stoned that he was, falls into the lake.\n\nAmit, who was taking a stroll nearby, helps him out and both decide to go back to smoke up with beautiful-i.\n\nAmit enters LH5 while parthiv too enraged, goes to pee.\n\nLooking at Amit, Beautiful-i exclaims, \"\"DUDE, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK!\"\""
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:03:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024024684503483",
"message": "#1677\n\n#BSc\n\nNobody DESERVES a farewell. It is given and received out of love. Ideally every year all batches together should decide if we want one or not. But then again no one in CMI has initiative, one missed year will kill the farewell like it killed Fiesta, and then we'll need a f***in SoChak 2.0 for this too:"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:03:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024024791170139",
"message": "#1678\n\n#BSc\n\nfarewell is just like tessellate. a bit short of funding but we will make it happen"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:04:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024024917836793",
"message": "#1679\n\nSridhar Sridhar burning bright, \nIn the forests of the night: \nWhat immortal hand or eye, \nDare frame thy fearful symmetry?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:04:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024025034503448",
"message": "#1680\n\n#BSc\n\nI don't want to give 400 bucks but I don't have the courage to say no. I fear Aparna."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:04:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024025157836769",
"message": "#1681\n\n#MSc\n\nThe play was good. Let's play more!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:05:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024025331170085",
"message": "#1682\n\n#popular\n\n#Alumnus\n\n> Be 17 ol lil me.\n> First night at CMI, was given advice to speak by people I know.\n> Talked a lot, got nice friends, many seniors also became friends.\n> Helped the lil me a lot,\n> Much grateful, friendship, much nice time\n> Never could say thanks in a way which represented all I appreciate them for, still joked around with them a lot.\n> Came to know about the farewell thingy, seemed like a nice way to spend time with them and treat them.\n> Had senior friends, wanted to spend time with them. Money did not matter.\n> Lil bigger me, 2nd year, had nice juniors. and was chiller with seniors as well(all is fine now after spending 1 year together).\n> Again this time for farewell,\n> Just spend a bit nice time with them, get out of CMI for a bit and enjoy. \n> Didn't care for money much, not even paying enough for 1 person.\n> Go enjoy outside CMI.\n\nSad to see that seniors and juniors don't have nice relation.(Too much to assume from not giving farewell? maybe.) \nIf you people really don't want to give farewell, meh, no one is going to give fucks about some 500Rs meal. \nTakes 100Rs to go and comeback anyways to most of the places. The people still go on their own money. It really is not about the money, should not be hard to understand I would say.\n As Aalok said, he is spending 8KRs to come to Chennai to receive a ~500Rs meal I would say he is a bad Jew and not a Good Jew(will this give me away?)\nBTW anyone else noticed this? Gujju sounds like Good Jew?\nIf you really don't have any such close friend, sad, your undergrad college life is wasted I would say does not matter if you were on the giving end or the receiving end. But then again who am I to judge."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:05:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024025491170069",
"message": "#1683\n\n#BSc\n\nFor farewell.\n\ndiip jis kā mahallāt hī meñ jale \n\nchand logoñ kī ḳhushiyoñ ko le kar chale \n\nvo jo saa.e meñ har maslahat ke pale \n\naise dastūr ko sub.h-e-be-nūr ko \n\nmaiñ nahīñ māntā maiñ nahīñ jāntā"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:06:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024025587836726",
"message": "#1684\n\n#BSc\n\nY u no wanna free food :("
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:06:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024025987836686",
"message": "#1685\n\n#BSc\n\nHello, \nI realize that the \"\"# stopfarewell \"\" is becoming a bit too concerning. The OP and a few(one?) other(s?) who also have the same view towards it.\n\nWhat is the criterion for \"\"deserving a farewell\"\" ? Interacting ? If that's the case then I don't think its easy to judge, I know MANY people of B.Sc 3rd year who interact with people (of other batches). Maybe OP might have had a small sample set thus his/her judgement is biased? Or maybe OP is just pissed at the batch for some other reason? But I find the allegation \"\"doesn't interact\"\" to be absolutely ridiculous. There are LOADS of ways I can think of how people mingle around in CMI : CS, AoE, Volleyball, Basketball, Cricket, TT, Football, cultural events,booze parties and obviously canteen/mess. Isn't it very unlikely that the OP tracked every person of the graduating batch to determine whether they are \"\"deserving\"\" or not ?\n\nI also read somewhere that someone said that it's better to have a farewell at the mess than some posh restaurant which might be too expensive for some people.Well, the main purpose of the return farewell is to create a platform where everyone can come and enjoy. And there's also a \"\"formal farewell\"\". Why create redundancy? See, the thing is that Rs.400 someone pays for the \"\"farewell\"\", it is a \"\"gift\"\" to the graduating batch, it's obviously great if others can join in for the \"\"farewell@posh restaurant\"\" but it might become too expensive to come. But, the thing is, for a student like me (a bit thrifty) I won't EVER spend Rs 600 for a meal for myself, I am fine with gifting the graduating batch one, its like a gift for their graduation, its not exactly a \"\"goodbye\"\" gift, but more of- Kudos! You survived 3(or 2) years of CMI! . \n\nThis Rs.400 can also be looked as an \"\"investment\"\" if you really want to get down to that level. You give it to your seniors, you will get it back from the juniors. Now if you don't actually get back, I guess that would suck for a LOT of people, it might be a trifling amount to some people, but some people REALLY looks forward to the farewell.\n\ntl;dr Stopping farewell based on arguments like \"\"graduating batch sux, dem don't give me enuf a10Xion\"\" or \"\" I want EVERYBODY present during the farewell\"\" isn't very logical. Nowadays CMI has become a LOT bigger than it used to be, so it isn't really tractable assess \"\"Junior - Senior \"\" relationship. Don't stop farewell, you'll get it back too."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:07:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024026124503339",
"message": "#1686\n\n#popular\n\nWe live in such a beautiful and elegant campus, when you walk to the academic building and the grass is impossibly green and lush in the blistering heat, when you step into the library and are surrounded by a stunning collection of some of the most stimulating books. \n\nWe all go through the same ups and downs in our journey here, nervous as soon as we arrive, insecurity at seeing the extreme talent and excellence present, satisfaction when we finish an exceptionally tough assignment, anger when you know a professor is being unreasonably pedantic and cut all your marks, loneliness when you miss the warm food and coziness of home, happiness when you gather with your friends and make memories, desperation when the night before an exam you till don’t understand key concepts, bashfulness when you realise you have a crush on someone, and finally, in the end, however crazy our journeys are at CMI, nostalgia as we will all miss something about it. \n\nWhether it be the glint in someone’s eye, or the homeliness of a small community, the isolation from a busy city life where you can just immerse yourself in your subject of choice, that feeling of belonging when you can talk about arcane interests and are surrounded by peers that can not only understand but can discuss further. \n\nWe may have our ups and downs together, but I know for certain when I look back at CMI, I’m going to remember all it has done for me, how much it made me grow as a person, and all the great things I achieved here. I hope something in CMI has touched your life so positively too. Maybe if only by introducing you to life long friends! \n\nPlease can we not let the rhetoric and atmosphere brew with so much distrust and bitterness, we are all intelligent and reasonable people. If we just talk things out without getting too emotional or having an ego war, we can make this difficult stage in our lives so much more bearable! \n\nHere’s to open discussion, and making CMI great again"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T15:08:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024026384503313",
"message": "#1687\n\n#MSc\n\nI guess the farewell has always been kind of a gift, on behalf of the CMI hostel, to the outgoing batches.\nI see a few people from the outgoing batch have questioned the fact that their batch deserves a farewell or not. I really do not see how anyone can \"\"deserve\"\" a gift. As far as the entitlement issues come up, definitely, no one is entitled to a farewell. But I see it as a brilliant gift, that is given to the outgoing batches, who have suffered CMI Mess food for such a long time. \nAnd as for the argument, that many people will not be able to come, because of the high prices, they are also going to get their farewell, somewhere down the line, and it is going to be grand as well and will create some really good memories that they can cherish forever.\nI have seen a few CMI farewells and I have seen most people return with a lot of happiness on their faces and discussing how good everything was and how much they ate and everything. \nNote for the people organizing the farewell : Some comments, recently, have created a ruckus but I believe mostly everyone is going to be happy at the end of it and return home, elated and contented. If you people feel, that you want to give the outgoing batches this present on behalf of the hostel, then do it. It is completely your decision that should be final and I feel, you do not need to discuss this with the outgoing batch. It is what you choose to give and whether you choose to give. That is the sole purpose of a gift, isn't it?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-22T17:08:15+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024089324497019",
"message": "#1688\n\nHey Aalok, \n\nIf you have such strong opinions about the farewell, openly state them and it can be up for debate. Whatever you want to convey will gain no traction on an anonymous platform and reiterating it in 5 posts was needless.\n\nYou maybe right in questioning whether or not an outgoing deserves a farewell. But thats not what this is about. Even if it was that way, you should have been in today's meeting. Not a single student from the junior batches voted against having the farewell. So eat your heart out, Aalok.\n\n#FarewellHocchhe"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-23T08:03:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024383347800950",
"message": "#1689\n\nWe \nhad a \nfarewell\nmeeting today\nin LH1\n\n- Rupi Kaur"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-23T08:04:17+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024383441134274",
"message": "#1690\n\nDavid Bowie is \nso amazing \nin that striped\nblack\ndress\n\n- Rupi Kaur"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-23T08:04:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024383524467599",
"message": "#1691\n\nMy lips\nare \nsealed\nfor today\nno more\n\n- Rupi Kaur"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-23T08:05:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024383621134256",
"message": "#1692\n\n#MSc\n\nIf not for the graduating folks, can we have a glorious farewell for the tradition of farewell atleast?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-24T12:15:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024906651081953",
"message": "#1693\n\n#BSc\n\nWhat farewell? These guys will stay in CMI for MSc anyway. Sad life..."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-24T12:15:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024906737748611",
"message": "#1694\n\n#BSc\n\nbeing happy is like wetting your pants , everyone can see it but deep down , you feel warm."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-24T12:15:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024906877748597",
"message": "#1695\n\n#BSc\n\nbeing happy is like wetting your pants , i haven't experienced it since i was 8 year old."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-24T12:16:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024907024415249",
"message": "#1696\n\nThis page is bullshit. \n#DeleteCMIConfessions"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-24T12:16:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024907141081904",
"message": "#1697\n\nGood Evening. I am here to enlighten your primeval brains on matters concerning the correct usage of the phrase which you state, and I quote, \"\"ur mom gay\"\". First of all, it sickens me to see weak-minded people using singular letters as replacements for words. If you're going to spell a word, spell the whole word and nothing less; that is, if you intend to gain the respect of a verified grammar police such as myself. That is the first error; it shouldn't be \"\"ur mom gay\"\", but rather \"\"your mom gay\"\". Second of all, I would hope that you have learned the concept of capitalization when you passed first grade, considering, of course, you even passed first grade (which I sincerely doubt, considering your mind is so weak). Whenever you start a sentence, always start it with a capital letter. NO EXCEPTIONS! Therefore, it should be \"\"Your mom gay\"\" instead of \"\"your mom gay\"\". Third of all, I might receive a stroke if I see one more person disregard the usage of linking verbs within a sentence. Far too often, I see plebians not using words such as \"\"is\"\" or \"\"was\"\" within their sentences whenever they attempt to link two nouns together. As such, the correct sentence is \"\"Your mom is gay\"\". Finally, I hope that at least you are aware of punctuation marks, such as the period, exclamation mark and question mark. If you wish to communicate the phrase in question as a fact, use the period. If you wish to communicate the phrase in question as an exclamation, use the exclamation mark. In this case, I will be assuming you will be using the phrase as a statement, since no one ever listens to each other or has civilized talks with each other. *Sighs, sips Mountain Dew and adjusts fedora* Kids these days. In conclusion the correct phraseology of your expression \"\"ur mom gay\"\" would in fact be \"\"Your mom is gay.\"\". I could point out the many, many ways in which this is actually an impossibility for another day. I know that many of the \"\"people\"\" reading this are probably weak-minded fools obsessed with technology, but to my fellow gamers out there reading this, I bid thee adieu.\n\n~Nathaniel C. Chenser"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-24T12:17:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024907267748558",
"message": "#1698\n\n#BSc\n\nThe farewell is gonna happen. It might be one of the last times we get to go out somewhere with our seniors, enjoy ourselves together and make memories we will cherish for the rest of our lives. So those of you who still oppose the farewell: it would be great if you would please go and f*** yourself.\n#FarewellHocche"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-24T12:17:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024907367748548",
"message": "#1699\n\n#Alumnus\n\nWould you rather :\n1. Have P \\neq NP but NP=PH=Pspace=EXP\nor\n2.P=NP hence P=PH but PH \\neq Pspace \\neq EXP"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-24T12:17:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2024907557748529",
"message": "#1700\n\n#BSc\n\nQ:What do you call the a_{-1}th coefficient in the Laurent series expansion of Mountain Dew?\n\nA:Resi-Dew"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-25T17:37:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2025556771016941",
"message": "#1701\n\n#popular\n\n#MSc\n\nAnkita (yes, that Sarkar) is secretly in love with Arya (yes, that Vadnere) and they (yes, both of them) won't reveal this."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-25T17:37:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2025556991016919",
"message": "#1702\n\nApocalypse scenario #691\n\nEveryone just sort of gives up one day."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-25T17:38:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2025557311016887",
"message": "#1703\n\n#BSc\n\nHi"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-25T17:39:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2025557487683536",
"message": "#1704\n\n#BSc\n\nA topological space where points can be separated by open sets and every open cover has a countable subcover?\n\nHausdöf"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-25T17:40:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2025557721016846",
"message": "#1705\n\nCan those who took photos of the farewell pls upload :)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-25T17:41:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2025558051016813",
"message": "#1706\n\n#BSc\n\nhttps://preview.ibb.co/fMW3X7/image.png"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-26T16:08:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2026022167637068",
"message": "#1707\n\n#BSc\n\nAre you (z-z_o)^-n * f (z) . cause we did some complex anal and i got some residue on my pole."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-26T16:17:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2026025860970032",
"message": "#1708\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nNanoty is 乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚 ❤"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-27T18:16:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2026518867587398",
"message": "#1709\n\n#BSc\n\nECG sucks. Now we all know..."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-27T18:17:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2026518957587389",
"message": "#1710\n\n#BSc\n\nWow, I mean wow, your comment has really enlightened me. The beautiful effort put into writing this comment is really expressed through the extremely subtle message that is hidden deep within it. After reading your comment, I immediately resigned from being a hater, and can proudly say I joined the logang. I can't imagine the effort and countless hours you poured into that comment, and I must thank you for it, it has completely changed who I am as a person. I think you need to show your exquisite writing to Harvard because you could get a fully paid English scholarship with the Divine skill that you posses. I wish you luck with your wondrous career in English writing, and I hope to read multiple novels in the future written by none other than the person who turned my life around, karina ivonne riojas infante. Such a stupendous name as well m'lady. Well *tips fedora* thanks, and thanks again for helping me join the logang. #logangforlife"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-27T18:17:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2026519174254034",
"message": "#1711\n\n#BSc\n\nI might be young and you might be old\nI might have hair and you might be bald\nI might not be an article, but you have me sold\nYou look so hot when you scold, I'm told\nYou and I fit perfectly, like in a mould\nLet's see how this story unfolds."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-28T15:37:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2026912924214659",
"message": "#1712\n\n#BSc\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JimUMZTiAjo\n\n<3"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-29T06:22:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2027185577520727",
"message": "#1713\n\n#BSc\n\nhttps://image.ibb.co/kMtOLS/image.png"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-30T08:36:31+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2027718674134084",
"message": "#1714\n\n'It's not even funny! 😂' - my friend in a group chat"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-30T08:36:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2027720120800606",
"message": "#1715\n\n#BSc\n\nI refuse to believe that the mess guys can seriously make the stuff they sell in evening canteen"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-30T08:37:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2027720240800594",
"message": "#1716\n\n#BSc\n\nIs this why cmi got rid of applied math degree.\nhttps://johncarlosbaez.wordpress.com/2018/03/26/seven-sketches-in-compositionality/"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-30T08:37:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2027720387467246",
"message": "#1717\n\nCMI Confessions Page? \nMore like CMI Confusion Page. Source of all confusions in CMI."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-03-31T14:16:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2028301887409096",
"message": "#1718\n\n#Popular\n\n#BSc\n\nI need a hug."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-01T04:24:36+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2028555480717070",
"message": "#1719\n\n1718, I need one too. Let's hug it out"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-01T16:49:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2028811004024851",
"message": "#1720\n\nIPL tickets are so expensive this year wtf"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-01T16:49:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2028811200691498",
"message": "#1721\n\n#BSc\n\nIt's official!\nMy roommate is retarded!!!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-02T11:52:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029171243988827",
"message": "#1722\n\nShe is oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. The same elements that are inside the rest of us, but I can't help thinking she's more than that and she's got other elements going on that no one's ever heard of, ones that make her stand apart from everybody else.\n-Jennifer Niven, \"\"All the bright places\"\""
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-02T11:53:32+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029171413988810",
"message": "#1723\n\n#BSc\n\nThank you for taking the time to talk to me. You mean more to me than I remember to express. Good friends are rare <3"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-02T11:54:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029171550655463",
"message": "#1724\n\n#BSc\n\nHas anyone in an actual wheelchair ever used the disabled toilet? Or is it just fit guys popping in for a quick shit"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-02T11:54:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029171647322120",
"message": "#1725\n\n#BSc\n\nPablo please don't wear glasses in public, it is making CMI boys gay"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-02T11:54:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029171757322109",
"message": "#1726\n\n#BSc\n\nThings that have a hole :\n1. My soul\n2. Samarth's shirt\n3. Saptarshi's pants\n4. Your mom"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-02T11:55:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029171847322100",
"message": "#1728\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nSince so many guys like being shirtless on the corridors, we should make a CMI Boys calendar for charity. Y'all can pose at the water cooler just chillin bein bros admiring each others nipples."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-03T20:28:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029882040584414",
"message": "#1729\n\n#BSc\n\nEagerly waiting for sridhar's next quiz"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-03T20:29:58+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029882293917722",
"message": "#1730\n\n#BSc\n\nCMI Hug Circle is more necessary than CMI Math Circle\n\nMe four on the hug train please"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-03T20:31:05+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029882487251036",
"message": "#1731\n\n#popular\n\nWhere's the rest of Bishal"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-03T20:31:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029882597251025",
"message": "#1732\n\n#BSc\n\nI think I’m gonna go bald and I don’t want it but I can’t avoid it. People might make fun of me but they don’t know I didn’t wish for it but it was forced.\n\nI am scared."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-03T20:32:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029882673917684",
"message": "#1733\n\n#BSc\n\nThe only correct response to \"\"ur mom gay\"\":\noh yeah? well ur dad's lawyer's ex wife's realtor's plumber's doctor's girlfriend's mail man's orthodontist's 3rd grade teacher's barber's daughter's pediatrician's ex boyfriend's manager's wedding photographer's midwife's college professor's student's priest's dietitian's grandmother's OBGYN's ex husband's secretary's aunt's therapist's adopted son's celebrity crush's personal chef's uncle's bookie's bodyguard's mechanic's boss's wife's personal trainer's exterminator's dog trainer's husband's mistress's manicurist's garbage man's second cousin's cricket coach's ex girlfriend's dog's veterinarian's brother's electrician's dead great grandfather's funeral director's pharmacist's grandfather's physical therapist's son's dentist's stepmom's lover's acupuncturist's sister's boyfriend's stepdad's accountant's cousin once removed's handyman's mom gay"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-03T20:32:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029882840584334",
"message": "#1734\n\n#BSc\n\nI ... I have video footage of an incident which might shake the very foundations of CMI. I uploaded it to YT from my secret alternate channel, see it, once it gets 1k views I'm taking it down. Here's the link: https :// youtu [dot] be /dQw4w9WgXcQ (change [dot] to . and remove spaces)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-03T20:32:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029882940584324",
"message": "#1735\n\n#BSc\n\nI have not watched porn and didn’t masturbate in the last 10days(today included).\n\n#NOFAP"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-03T20:33:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029883113917640",
"message": "#1736\n\n#BSc\n\nNikhil, my last post might have hurt you but let me tell you something. You’re nice guy but very (freaking ) annoying. The day you annoy me, I remember everything you have done last year and how you disturbed me. Now you’re not that annoying( maybe because you don’t come to comp lab) and you really annoyed me that day, so I posted.\n\nSorry man."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-03T20:33:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029883283917623",
"message": "#1737\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nTag someone who you think needs a GPL , the one with most votes will get one at midnight."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-03T20:34:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2029883370584281",
"message": "#1738\n\n#MSc\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/lossedits/comments/89a0go/rick_roll_loss/?utm_source=reddit-android - this is pure gold"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-07T10:49:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2031675007071784",
"message": "#1739\n\n#BSc\n\n#Nofap\n2 weeks"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-07T16:20:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2031834600389158",
"message": "#1740\n\n#BSc\n\nEver saw a girl and thought “I am gonna bang her brains out once.”\nI want to but I can’t even find a girl here."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-07T16:21:13+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2031834750389143",
"message": "#1741\n\n#BSc\n\nGayathri, babe you are gold and diamond. I love you.\n#firstyearlovessecondyear"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-07T16:21:40+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2031834913722460",
"message": "#1742\n\n#Alumnus\n\nWhat are the odds that only two (and apparently different) guys asked me for suggestions regarding their JEST scores and both of them have the same rank!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-07T16:22:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2031835023722449",
"message": "#1743\n\n#BSc\n\nwhy does every field of math with geometry as a part of its name has almost nothing to do with geometry."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-07T16:22:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2031835097055775",
"message": "#1744\n\n#BSc\n\nOkay so the votes are in , Raut to have a GPL at midnight in common room."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-07T16:22:41+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2031835167055768",
"message": "#1745\n\n#popular\n\nIt's that time of the year where we mostly go to classes for the air conditioning"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-07T16:23:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2031835323722419",
"message": "#1746\n\n#popular\n\nNivedita steals people's hearts and keeps them in her flask."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-10T03:09:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2032898923616059",
"message": "#1748\n\n#BSc\n\ni cant get true survivor song out of my head."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-11T03:58:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2033362173569734",
"message": "#1749\n\n#BSc\n\nGuys, I've lost it. I just wrote the infinity symbol as '8'"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-12T03:20:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2033777353528216",
"message": "#1750\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nWhat happened to CMI Hug Circle? I want my hug."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-13T16:11:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2034420296797255",
"message": "#1751\n\n#BSc\n\nseniors dont leave us (ofc not u A.S).stay in cmi for quite a few more months .bsc 3 rd yr guys u were the best(again not u A.S)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-13T16:11:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2034420670130551",
"message": "#1752\n\n#BSc\n\nYou know you're sad wheneven [Redacted]'s smile can't lift your mood.... :("
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-14T23:43:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2035096336729651",
"message": "#1753\n\n#Alumnus\n\nSo much selective outrage. https://pastecode.xyz/view/ff3d1353"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-16T16:04:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2035853726653912",
"message": "#1754\n\n#BSc\n\nMy room mate comes to the room.\n*looks at me, doing my shit* and in his mind judges ( because he is a genius and was born for maths ).\n\nThat fat looking piece of shit sleeps like an asshole. \n*wakes up just to see whether I’m awake or not* then farts! You motherf***er .\n\nComes to room and notices I’ve slept \n*chants mantras and does black magic * hoping that he could kill me . \n\nBecause he’s a shithole and loser son of a bigch. Can’t do anything, so uses sound waves to make things happen. I am killmonger mothercuker and I’ll kill you, fat ass."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-16T16:04:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2035853833320568",
"message": "#1755\n\n#BSc\n\nLiverpool I miss you."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-16T16:05:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2035854043320547",
"message": "#1756\n\n#BSc\n\nNikhil, \nLast letter to you before leaving CMI.\n\nAgain you keep coming to comp lab and keep f***ing with people. Don’t show off you asshole. Just because someone studies something you know doesn’t mean, they need lecture from you. Don’t talk about girls, you are GAY af. “Learn not to annoy people, no one gives a shit about your opinion.” Last, I apologised to you hoping that you would change but no you didn’t. Learn some manners and not just physics ( about which I have heard you’re not great either ).\n\nRemember this, you asshole, Nikhil."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-16T16:05:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2035854159987202",
"message": "#1757\n\n#BSc\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/JId1jfM.jpg"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-16T16:06:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2035854343320517",
"message": "#1758\n\n#BSc\n\nI study in CMI and show no interested in algebraic geometry.\nWill people accept me?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-16T16:06:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2035854419987176",
"message": "#1759\n\n#BSc\n\nLets all surprise [Redacted] by going to a PLC lecture for once"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-16T16:07:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2035854633320488",
"message": "#1757\n\n#BSc\n\nPlease bring back Coke in mess."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-16T16:07:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2035854819987136",
"message": "#1758\n\n'Owl City lyrics are like the Bhagavad Gita' - roomie mine"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-16T16:08:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2035855039987114",
"message": "#1759\n\nis the football and volleyball over already? i want it to be over they're loud as f*ck"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:43:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036859873219964",
"message": "#1760\n\n#BSc\n\nwhat do you mean by lambda calculus is turing complete , i can't even read input in it."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:44:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036860109886607",
"message": "#1761\n\n#BSc\n\nI don't think you fully understand this masterpiece.\n\nLil Pump's \"\"Gucci Gang\"\" is an allegory of unbridled consumerism, the culture surrounding illicit narcotics and the primitive pleasure known to man as sex. These three themes which form the basis of his magnum opus are explored through the rapper's telling of his tumultuous upbringing and his lifestyle at present.\n\nLil Pump, or Gazzy Garcia, begins his verse by uttering the phrase \"\"Gucci Gang\"\" several times. The very name lends itself to the title of his piece, perhaps signifying that the collective known as \"\"Gucci Gang\"\" is of great significance to Garcia. \"\"Gucci\"\" in the title is derived from the luxury Italian atelier of the same name; the brand has - over their long history - become associated with quality and expert craftsmanship. Hence the word \"\"Gucci\"\" has been appropriated by the youth of today, granted a meaning synonymous with \"\"great\"\". As such, it can be inferred that the aggregate known as Gucci Gang considers themselves to be great; superior to all others, though at what is curious. Garcia's repetition of the phrase \"\"Gucci Gang\"\" is likely intended to reinforce the notion in his audience that the Gucci Gang is, indeed, unrivalled.\n\nThe rapper then offers an insight into his decadent lifestyle. Amongst others, his lines \"\"Spend three racks on a new chain\"\" and \"\"Bought some red bottoms, cost hella G's\"\" implies that Garcia is incredibly wealthy, being able to comfortably spend thousands of dollars on various cosmetic garments. He further alludes to how successful he has become in his second verse, with an emphasis on the financial disparity between himself and the viewer: \"\"My lean costs more than your rent / Your momma lives in a tent\"\". Whilst obviously an exaggeration, his assertion that his recreational drug usage exceeds the cost of one's rent - as well as the implication that he owns prohibitively expensive property (to the point where one's abode appears to be a tent in comparison) shows that he is flourishing financially.\n\nIn addition to his financial successes, Garcia also discusses his active sexual lifestyle. He states \"\"My b***h (loves doing) cocaine\"\". This line is delivered in a very clever manner: not only does he aptly describe his active drug-fueled lifestyle with his female accompaniment in a single line, but he deliberately mispronounces \"\"b***h\"\" as \"\"bihh\"\" and intentionally utilizes incorrect grammar (\"\"my bihh love do cocaine\"\") in order to hint at the physiological effects of the drug, which he has first-hand experience with. He then declares \"\"I f*** a bitch, I forgot her name / I can't buy a b***h no wedding ring\"\". With this he further describes his active sexual lifestyle, which he intelligently alludes to by claiming he \"\"forgot (his b***hes') name\"\", presumably because he has so many sexual partners, where none are significant enough to him to engage in a long-term relationship with. He then states that he'd \"\"rather go and buy Balmains\"\". Here, Garcia reminds us that love is superficial by telling us he values his outward appearance more than his romantic interests.\n\nIn one of his lines, the rapper raises the question: 'Still slangin' dope in the 'jects, huh?'. In other words, to sell cannabis in the projects - subsidized public housing notorious for being a hotbed of crime. Some would consider this enquiry to be demeaning in nature due to the lowly profession (or 'hustle') of selling cannabis in an impoverished area as well as the inclusion of the remark 'huh?', which could be interpreted as a provocation. Garcia seems to imply that he has moved towards more lucrative pursuits - however, as we later learn, he still in fact sells drugs: 'Lil Pump still sell that meth, yuh'. Ultimately this question is more to reference his lifestyle than to insult, intending to show that he has stuck to his roots; he has a history of dealing in such transactions.\n\nIn essence, \"\"Gucci Gang\"\" is Garcia's tale of his successes, and an insightful commentary in hedonism. His uttering of the phrase \"\"Gucci Gang\"\" connects with his audience on a deep and profound level, and the listeners are left in awe as Garcia concludes his final verse with the statement \"\"Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang, Lil Pump, yuh, Lil Pump, ooh\"\". Whilst Garcia offered a variety of highly intelligent and witty lines - which almost certainly requires multiple revisits to truly grasp, much like the humor behind Rick and Morty - the most profound of statements was \"\"Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang\"\", the beauty of which is immediately obvious. It is of no doubt that Garcia's lyrical genius and his articulate, elegant manner of expression propelled him to international fame."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:44:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036860339886584",
"message": "#1762\n\nMy main problems right now are the Chennai heat and difficult subjects.\nIn a word, TropiCANA."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:45:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036860499886568",
"message": "#1763\n\n#Alumnus\n\n>Le me trying to cut my own hair.\n>Want it to be symmetric.\n>One side a bit more,\n>One side a bit more.\n>So on.\n>Get irritated and shave my head."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:45:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036860926553192",
"message": "#1764\n\n#BSc\n\nAfter having studied in CMI, I have lost interest in pure mathematics. Now I wonder why we even study it at all. I agree that some of the work done by pure mathematicians in past have found it's application in future. But why not invest time in solving more practical problems we face today rather than brainstorming about some random theorem or property of some hypothetical structure that may never find any application in future? Can anyone help me understand why it is still worth studying pure mathematics?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:46:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036861053219846",
"message": "#1765\n\nDiagnosed with bipolar disorder after a manic phase (which was induced due to antidepressants). I would like to apologise to anyone that I may have hurt during this period."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:46:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036861209886497",
"message": "#1766\n\nHashtags are not just entities on the internet, they are sharp philosophies in themselves. You need to believe in them.\n\n#allforhashtags #hashtag #nohashtag"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:47:46+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036861406553144",
"message": "#1767\n\n#BSc\n\n>be me\n>typical cmi virgin edgelord\n>go to comp lab one night\n>much quieter than last year\n>paramjit would be proud\n>minding my own business\n>suddenly a qt3.14 enters the lab\n>9/10\n>comes straight to me\n>she starts talking to me\n>tf_is_this_real.jpg\n>i remember that i'm in cmi\n>forget 9/10s there are hardly any girls in cmi\n>yo wtf\n>i wake up\n>it was a dream all along\n\ntfw you're so single that you can't talk to a girl even in your dreams"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:48:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036861479886470",
"message": "#1768\n\n#BSc\n\nGayatri has such great class without cl."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:48:49+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036861606553124",
"message": "#1769\n\n#BSc\n\n2nd years, let all go to PLC tomorrow."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:49:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036861726553112",
"message": "#1770\n\n#BSc\n\nThank God App Math is getting scrapped. It was the most sham course ever. And the students who pursue it are not at all CMI worthy."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:49:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036861819886436",
"message": "#1771\n\n#BSc\n\nPetition to install AC in common room , get it cleaned up , put carpets on its floor , put in new couch and a lot more chairs."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-18T19:50:27+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2036862046553080",
"message": "#1772\n\n“Some sort of pressure must exist; the artist exists because the world is not perfect. Art would be useless if the world were perfect, as man wouldn’t look for harmony but would simply live in it. Art is born out of an ill-designed world.” \n― Andrei Tarkovsky"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-20T15:04:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2037682666471018",
"message": "#1773\n\n#MSc\n\nVasudha is cute"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-20T15:06:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2037683116470973",
"message": "#1775\n\n#BSc\n\nNumber 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: \"\"This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.\"\" Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.\n\nThe post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's \"\"Tell us about us\"\" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said \"\"Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired.\"\" Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-20T15:06:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2037683363137615",
"message": "#1776\n\n#BSc\n\nWhy Pablo is the perfect guy:\nWithout glasses, he's cute and with glasses, he's hot and ... fuck it, if you don't agree that Pablo is perfect you are retarded"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-20T15:07:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2037683493137602",
"message": "#1777\n\n#BSc\n\nlol nepotism@student treasury elections"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-20T15:07:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2037683669804251",
"message": "#1778\n\n#popular\n\nQuestion: What is one thing life has taught you so far?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-21T19:38:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2038284396410845",
"message": "#1779\n\n#BSc\n\nhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdeYRVgVvrufWLqIetxk6wrALehggnFetgmG6N1oYy5DrJJiw/viewform"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-21T19:38:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2038284483077503",
"message": "#1774\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nWhy is it called vertex cover when its clearly the edges being covered"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-22T19:12:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2038756743030277",
"message": "#1775\n\n#BSc\n\nI have not watched porn and didn’t masturbate in the last 27 days(today EXcluded).\n\n#NOFAP"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-22T19:12:42+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2038756823030269",
"message": "#1776\n\n#popular\n\nI love the way my hand smells after I finger my girlfriend"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-22T19:13:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2038756966363588",
"message": "#1777\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nVasudha is the cutest girl in CMI, I agree. I have a crush on her *blush blush*"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-22T19:13:28+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2038757069696911",
"message": "#1778\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nNeed more courses like calculus , deqn , plc ."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-25T18:34:04+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040253912880560",
"message": "#1779\n\n#BSc\n\nLets all get together to burn DEQN assignments tomorrow."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-26T16:21:07+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040705316168753",
"message": "#1780\n\n#BSc\n\nVasudha 😍😍😍"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-26T16:21:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040705479502070",
"message": "#1782\n\nAfter seeing the quality of your content, I'm glad that I'm in CBS and not in CMI."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-26T16:23:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040705909502027",
"message": "#1783\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nsarvesh!!! my friend!!!! I thought I should let you know the following before I leave CMI:\nDon't waste time pleasing other people. No one's is gonna help when the times are tough, you should help yourself. You wasted one year sucking other's c~~ks but from next sem onwards, please take time for yourself or else you'll fail [Redacted]'s and [Redacted]'s course (like I did) . I know you got an internship, but you need to know how to code, at which you s~~k . Learn something, no one will make jokes with you all the time and show pity on you. \n$Note$ when I said he's spending time for others, don't think he is Mother Teresa helping the humanity, he is getting used up by others (seniors) ."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-26T16:23:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040706146168670",
"message": "#1784\n\n#BSc\n\nDhruv is a great problem-solver. He couldn't find girls in B.sc, so what, there are girls in M.sc . Problemo-solved. Unfortunately he couldn't find ways to use his skill in maths."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-26T16:25:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040706416168643",
"message": "#1785\n\n#BSc\n\nAkshata, how could you do this ? How could you settle for Dhruv ."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-26T16:27:29+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040707546168530",
"message": "#1786\n\nLet's Go To The Mess (to the tune of Let's Go To The Mall by Robin Sparkles)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-26T16:27:52+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040707736168511",
"message": "#1787\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nWomen aren't simply connected"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-26T16:28:19+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040707929501825",
"message": "#1788\n\n#Alumnus\n\nSmell of holes...amazing."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-26T17:27:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040725482833403",
"message": "#1789\n\nvajrabhrt drinks his coffee with syntactic sugar+"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-27T03:02:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040895702816381",
"message": "#1790\n\n#BSc\n\nI'm so happy to get out of this shitty place for another 3 months. Never felt good about anything apart from academics, i couldn't connect to anyone here, lots of pretentious people and creeps."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-27T03:02:56+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2040895806149704",
"message": "#1791\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nI am glad that exams are getting over today"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-28T18:48:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2041695539403064",
"message": "#1792\n\nSomebody 🚶 once 🔂 told 🗣 me ☝️ the world 🌏 is gonna roll U0001f923 me\nI ain't the sharpest 🗡️ tool 🛠️ in the shed\nShe 👩 was looking 👀 kind of dumb 🤔 with her 👩 finger ☝️ and her thumb 👍\nIn 📥 the shape ⬛ of an \"\"L\"\" 🇱 on 🔛 her forehead 💆\nWell the years 🗓️ start coming 🏃 and they don't 🙅 stop 🚫 coming 🏃\nFed 🍴to the rules 🚷 and I hit 💥 the ground ⬇️ running 🏃\nDidn't 🙅 make sense 🤔 not 🙅 to 2️⃣ live for fun 🎡\nYour brain 🤔 gets smart 🤓 but your head 💆 gets dumb 🤔\nSo much to do 🍆, so much to see 👀\nSo what's 😦 wrong ❌ with taking 🚶 the back ↩️ streets?\nYou'll never 🚫 know 🤔 if you don't 🚫 go 🏃\nYou'll never 🚫 shine ✨if you don't 🚫 glow 🌟\nHey 👋 now, you're an all-star ⭐, get your game 🎮 on 🔛, go play ▶️\nHey 👋 now, you're a 🅰️ rock star ⭐, get the show 📺 on 🔛, get paid 💰\nAnd all that glitters ✨ is gold U0001f947\nOnly shooting 💫 stars ⭐ break 💔 the mold"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-28T18:49:26+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2041695672736384",
"message": "#1793\n\n#MSc\n\nlmao look at these beta cucks obsessed with akshatha and vasudha, get a life losers"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-28T18:50:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2041695786069706",
"message": "#1794\n\n#BSc\n\nDhruv Nevatia is fucking stupid if he chooses to hang out with someone whose face looks like a cross between a penguin and a pigeon\nCredit for description: not me"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-29T02:20:38+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2041845669388051",
"message": "#1795\n\n#popular\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI just laugh at these kids who go gaga over extremely ordinary girls like Nivedita and Akshatha. I don't know what these frustrated guys would have done if they were there when we had the likes of Sonakshi, Ankani, Srijita, Ritwika & Siddhi at in the same building!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-30T16:21:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2042633495975935",
"message": "#1796\n\n#MSc\n\nIf I confess here about liking Purba, is it sexual harassment?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-04-30T16:22:23+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2042633602642591",
"message": "#1797\n\nTo 1795\n\nONE DOES NOT (cracks knuckles) SIMPLY (rolls up sleeves) CALL MY (dusts hands) CRUSH ORDINARY!!"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-01T19:17:50+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2043134942592457",
"message": "#1798\n\nthere's something so thrilling about meeting a new person and realising straight away that you have a giant crush on them and that suddenly this summer is full of possibility"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-03T21:46:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2044195749153043",
"message": "#1799\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgers%27_equation\n\nWhy the DEQN classes were delicious"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-04T21:18:24+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2044701535769131",
"message": "#1800\n\nWould the juniors next year call Samarth \n\n\"\"Toto-senpai\"\"?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-06T09:13:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2045414052364546",
"message": "#1801\n\n#popular\n\ni love having really deep conversations with super drunk people, they randomly give so much gnyaan"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-06T09:13:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2045414145697870",
"message": "#1802\n\nstackexchange once again just saved my ass"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-06T09:14:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2045414195697865",
"message": "#1803\n\nyoure wrong, nive and aksh are both cool, just cause older girls are also cool doesn't mean the newer ones are not, stop being weird"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-06T09:15:02+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2045414365697848",
"message": "#1804\n\n#BSc\n\nLemme enter CMI a"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-07T12:36:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2045930945646190",
"message": "#1805\n\nI've to give my entrance test this month and my sleep schedule has been f***d up. I would love to come into CMI and make shitty memes with you guys. Wish me best of the luck. :+)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-07T12:36:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2045931105646174",
"message": "#1806\n\n#popular\n\nIf I enter CMI i would make bong friends so that i could learn Bengali curse words and slangs along with Mathematics."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-07T12:37:21+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2045931405646144",
"message": "#1807\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nCMI is shit place. I lost all my interest in math after joining and people here are scared and don't even want to try going into new fields. People here criticise people who do real work,like people in Applied Mathematics, rather than jerking off to some theorems. People mind your f***ing business and stop giving stupid advice to people who want to do something in their lives. 'Professors here are also very discouraging and they expect students to know what they knew during their pHd. Fuck CMI. if anyone ever asks me whether to join cmi or not, I will say this F*** CMI and f*** all the people here."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-08T07:12:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2046264892279462",
"message": "#1808\n\n#MSc\n\ngayathri hoping for your presence in cmi on 16th may"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-10T06:09:20+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047132875525997",
"message": "#1809\n\n#BSc\n\nWhy are people confessing sadistically to annoy / insult specific parties? Where are the good old days when people just used to confess random shit about our beloved Eku?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-10T06:09:43+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047133032192648",
"message": "#1810\n\nAdmin's Note: Spoiler Alert for TV Show: \"Lucifer\"\n\nthat moment in tv show when finally the main couple kiss is always so fun #lucifer"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-10T06:13:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047133625525922",
"message": "#1811\n\ni have a massive softspot for beautiful smiles, i'd do anything to make some people smile, see the twinkle in their eyes as they wholeheartedly laugh and make the entire room brighter"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-10T06:20:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047135855525699",
"message": "#1812\n\nthis page is so fucking shitty i really hope the maker of this understands what she's doing is awful, it would be okay if it was just spam and random musings, i have no problem with that, but cmi students are not ready to wield anonymity with maturity. i personally know around 4-5 people who've gotten really freaked out by some posts about them, some of them are so creepy, and no one would have the nerve to say it to their face, so why should we give cowards a venue for this chutiyap?\n\nit would work if the admin did her work intelligently, i understand she must be trying, but i don't think she understands how many people this has upset and how callously she wields such a powerful platform. i only see this page when it pops up on my feed randomly, and even that sickens me. this is the first and last time i'm posting, i hope it at least makes the admin think about closing the page. the reason i did this anonymously is because i do not know the admin and feel this would be more effective in getting this page closed. heres hoping.\n\nAdmin's Note: Please do message the confessions page if you find a post offensive, it will be taken down after review. Any other issues can also be conveyed directly via messaging the page, we are open to criticism, as well as meaningful discussion towards the betterment of the page. Thank you."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-10T06:21:11+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047135912192360",
"message": "#1813\n\nsome songs just make me want to drink the mug and leave the coffee"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-10T06:21:47+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047136048859013",
"message": "#1814\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nCMI is one of the best places for Mathematics.\nPeople who don't think so are moron."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-10T06:22:09+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047136115525673",
"message": "#1815\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nWhy is spoiling boys and getting them flowers not a thing? All I want is a pretty boy to earn money for :'("
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-10T13:43:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047256502180301",
"message": "#1816\n\n#BSc\n\nPeople living in CMI this summer, are there hot girls in CMI RN? Or is it the same like other times when there is no good girl to look at(except Poorba)?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-11T08:54:51+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047610032144948",
"message": "#1817\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\n@Arya Vadnere, get on a flight and come hug me now. You're so fucking wholesome! And I've a feeling you'll be really cuddly too ^_^"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-11T08:55:10+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047610088811609",
"message": "#1818\n\n#popular\n\nForget Monica, I don't even have a Janice."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-11T16:05:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047764875462797",
"message": "#1819\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nMost CMI people think they are Blossom or Buttercup, but in reality they are usually Bubbles."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-11T16:05:59+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2047765065462778",
"message": "#1820\n\nif brooklyn nine nine doesn't get picked up by netflix or something we gotta do something. this is criminal, first the end firefly, then arrested development, and now this?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-12T20:57:08+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2048341405405144",
"message": "#1821\n\n#Alumnus\n\nSpoiling guys is not a thing because it is gay. \nAND GAY GUYS DON'T EXIST\nONLY STRAIGHT GUYS and LESBIAN GIRLS EXIST."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-13T13:21:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2048660075373277",
"message": "#1822\n\n#BSc\n\nFacebook makes me f***ing depressed every time I log in. Most meme pages post normie memes and looking at people posting status updates of every nanosecond of their life makes me sick to the core. But I can't delete my account because there are people who I need to stay in contact with, but cannot do so without Facebook. Human society is fundamentally flawed and all of us are to blame for it. It's funny how social media, meant to connect people, are driving them further apart. F***, I hate myself now.\nI never should created a Facebook account in the first place. All that it has given me is problems with others in my life, crippling depression and a burning desire to kill myself."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-13T15:25:44+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2048708682035083",
"message": "#1823\n\nWhile SJWs and edgelords fight over whether there are 2 genders or more, anime be like: \"\"There is only one gender.\"\"\nTrust me, I've seen memes about it everywhere"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-13T15:26:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2048708888701729",
"message": "#1824\n\n#Alumnus\n\n\"\"Love problem-solving?\nExcited about deep learning and big data?\nWant to find out how prediction works?\"\"\n\nThis M.Sc. Data Science course will blow your mind!\nHow this course turned a back-bencher into a millionaire, click to enroll.\nYou won't believe which 19 companies came to us last year.\nAre you in want of a job? Here are ten ways to get a 20 LPA package!\nFancy spending a summer in France? You will feel right at home.\n5 insanely clever ways to get laid at your workplace! Practice in hardcore mode at a place with a skewed gender ratio.\n(Please contribute more --- Sponsored by buzzfeed)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-13T15:26:53+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2048709125368372",
"message": "#1825\n\n#popular\n\n#BSc\n\nI will resolve P vs NP"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-14T12:19:01+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2049094768663141",
"message": "#1826\n\n#BSc\n\nUnlike turing machines , my hopes and dreams seem to have come to a halt."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-14T12:19:37+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2049094931996458",
"message": "#1827\n\nDespacito is a reflection of the sheer banality of our existence. It’s a word that has been heard and possibly understood by over half of the globe, but despite its vast reach, it still remains nothing more than a word. We see or hear despacito and immediately chemicals within our bodies are produced, evoking a certain reaction that matches those of our peers, whether that reaction is disgust, happiness, or indifference. Our species has reached a point where a single *cursed* word can mean the same thing to billions, even if that meaning is the opposite of its intended one. We created it, too naive to understood what we had done, but it was too late. Unlike smallpox, despacito cannot be simply eradicated, even if humans tried. This is because the concept of despacito is far too intangible and omnipresent for one mind to comprehend. Our species will continue to repeat this word over and over again until we wipe ourselves out, taking with us the epitome of what it means to be human."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-15T12:01:18+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2049580461947905",
"message": "#1828\n\n>#1826\nYour understanding of turing machines doesn't seem to have entered the starting state yet."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-15T12:01:39+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2049580518614566",
"message": "#1829\n\n#BSc\n\nfellas , is solving 1 millennium problem every 10 years a stable financial plan?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-16T16:21:03+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2050133675225917",
"message": "#1830 \n\n#BSc\n\nshinichi mochizuki's proof for abc conjecture is to maths what the room is to movies .(published in the journal of his own university of which he himself is the chief in editor)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-16T16:21:55+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2050133848559233",
"message": "#1831\n\n#Alumnus\n\none of the greatest tragedies of joining cmi is that you have to always think twice before you realise which one is Sonam Kapoor and which one is Sonam Kumar."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-16T16:47:25+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2050146865224598",
"message": "#1832\n\n#BSc\n\nNew juniors gonna come. They're gonna look at Eku and be like, senior. Let that sink in."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-17T15:01:16+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2050602255179059",
"message": "#1833\n\n#Alumnus\n\nSo Parthiv is now a member of the seniormost BSc batch. Feel old yet?"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-17T15:03:34+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2050602935178991",
"message": "#1834\n\nMama can \"\"play pallanguzhi\"\" with me any time he wants ;)"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-18T16:15:57+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2051107758461842",
"message": "#1835\n\nyou know your internet and evening are f***ed when even the trailer doesn't load"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-21T15:49:12+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2052463714992913",
"message": "#1836\n\n#BSc\n\na shit is just a one time use dildo."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-21T15:49:33+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2052463858326232",
"message": "#1837\n\n#Alumnus\n\nI don't want someone to prove Riemann hypothesis what I want is someone to prove how did salman fire two rockety bullets without recoil"
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-21T15:50:22+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2052464128326205",
"message": "#1838\n\n#BSc\n\nIt's so hard to convince people to watch Altered Carbon! It's simply the best TV series of late. If only everyone understood the importance of binging it asap..."
},
{
"created_time": "2018-05-21T15:59:35+0000",
"id": "1935198466719439_2052467641659187",
"message": "Hello everyone!\n\nToday marks the official end of the CMI confessions page. We thank those of you who have supported and followed us, and who have posted confessions to keep this page alive and kicking! We really value how far you guys have brought this page, from just an idea, to 200+ followers strong! Unfortunately, this page has caused controversy and unintentionally caused a lot of discomfort to some people. The admins have unanimously decided the best way forward is to shut the page down. Although we are sad to bid this page goodbye, we really are glad to have been a part of this journey.\n\nFarewell, and thank you all!\n\nAdmin's note: This page will be visible till 31st May, 2018 after which it will be deleted."
}
]
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