My .bashrc so I can add things and remember them elsewhere

.bashrc

# .bashrc

# Source global definitions
if [ -f /etc/bashrc ]; then
	. /etc/bashrc
fi

# User specific aliases and functions

#Exports
export ANDROID_HOME="$HOME/.opt/android/sdk"
export GROOVY_HOME="$HOME/.groovy"

#Path
PATH=$HOME/.bin:$PATH
PATH=$ANDROID_HOME/tools:$PATH
PATH=$ANDROID_HOME/platform-tools:$PATH
PATH=$GROOVY_HOME/bin:$PATH

#Aliases
alias addbitbucket='ssh-add $HOME/.ssh/bitbucket'
alias addgithub='ssh-add $HOME/.ssh/github_pieces'
alias c='clear'
alias copy='xclip -sel clip' #copy whatever is piped in into the clipboard
alias top='htop'
alias la='ls -la'
alias ee='emacs -nw';
alias fuck='echo "aww, it will be alright"'
alias ss='static-server'
alias vpnhome='sshuttle --dns 10.0.0.1 -r [email protected]:34934 0/0'
alias df='df -H'
alias du='du -ch'
alias open='dolphin . &> /dev/null &'
alias ports='netstat -tulanp'
alias myip='wget http://ipecho.net/plain -O - -q && echo ""'
alias untar='tar -zxvf'

#Functions
# Creates an archive (*.tar.gz) from given directory.
function maketar() { tar cvzf "${1%%/}.tar.gz"  "${1%%/}/"; }

# Create a ZIP archive of a file or folder.
function makezip() { zip -r "${1%%/}.zip" "$1" ; }

# Make your directories and files access rights sane.
function sanitize() { chmod -R u=rwX,g=rX,o= "$@" ;}

# Find something in a directory above the one you are in
function upfind() {
  dir=`pwd`
  while [ "$dir" != "/" ]; do
    path=`find "$dir" -maxdepth 1 -name $1`
    if [ ! -z $path ]; then
      echo "$path"
      return
    fi
    dir=`dirname "$dir"`
  done
}

# Finds the gradle wrapper and executes it
function gw() {
    $(upfind gradlew) $1
}

#Run these commands when terminal opens
red='\e[0;31m' # Color Red
NC='\e[0m' # No Color
echo -e "${red}"
fortune firefly
echo -e "${NC}"