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javascript: (function () { | |
function rand(max) { | |
return Math.floor(Math.random() * max); | |
} | |
function go() { | |
var num = Math.floor(768 + Math.random() * 64).toString(16).toUpperCase(); | |
var uni = '"\\u' + "0" + num + '"'; | |
return eval(uni); | |
} | |
function insert_random(string, c) { | |
var i = 1 + rand(string.length - 1); | |
return string.substr(0, i) + c + string.substr(i); | |
} | |
function fuck(s) { | |
s = insert_random(s, go()); | |
return s; | |
} | |
function random_element() { | |
var ps = document.querySelectorAll("p, h1, h2, h3, title, form, div"); | |
return ps[rand(ps.length)]; | |
} | |
setInterval(function () { | |
var element = random_element(); | |
for (i = 0; i < 50; i++) { | |
element.innerHTML = fuck(element.innerHTML); | |
} | |
}, 500); | |
})(); |
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javascript: (function () { | |
function isChildOf(myobj,ContainerObj) { | |
if (myobj != null) { | |
if (myobj==ContainerObj) | |
{ | |
return true; | |
} else { | |
return isChildOf(myobj.parentElement, ContainerObj); | |
} | |
} else { | |
return false; | |
} | |
} | |
function rand(max) { | |
return Math.floor(Math.random() * max); | |
} | |
function random_element() { | |
var ps = document.querySelectorAll("p, h1, h2, h3, title, form, div, head"); | |
return ps[rand(ps.length)]; | |
} | |
setInterval(function () { | |
var elem1 = random_element(); | |
var elem2 = random_element(); | |
var s1 = elem1.innerHTML; | |
var s2 = elem2.innerHTML; | |
if (s1.length>0 && s2.length>0 && !isChildOf(elem1,elem2) && !isChildOf(elem2,elem1)) | |
{ | |
elem1.innerHTML = s2; | |
elem2.innerHTML = s1; | |
} | |
}, 500); | |
})(); |
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javascript: (function () { | |
function isChildOf(myobj,ContainerObj) { | |
if (myobj != null) { | |
if (myobj==ContainerObj) | |
{ | |
return true; | |
} else { | |
return isChildOf(myobj.parentElement, ContainerObj); | |
} | |
} else { | |
return false; | |
} | |
} | |
function rand(max) { | |
return Math.floor(Math.random() * max); | |
} | |
function go() { | |
var num = Math.floor(768 + Math.random() * 64).toString(16).toUpperCase(); | |
var uni = '"\\u' + "0" + num + '"'; | |
return eval(uni); | |
} | |
function insert_random(string, c) { | |
var i = 1 + rand(string.length - 1); | |
return string.substr(0, i) + c + string.substr(i); | |
} | |
function fuck(s) { | |
s = insert_random(s, go()); | |
return s; | |
} | |
function random_element() { | |
var ps = document.querySelectorAll("p, h1, h2, h3, title, form, div"); | |
return ps[rand(ps.length)]; | |
} | |
setInterval(function () { | |
var element = random_element(); | |
for (i = 0; i < 50; i++) { | |
element.innerHTML = fuck(element.innerHTML); | |
} | |
}, 200); | |
setInterval(function () { | |
var elem1 = random_element(); | |
var elem2 = random_element(); | |
var s1 = elem1.innerHTML; | |
var s2 = elem2.innerHTML; | |
var l = rand(Math.min(s1.length,s2.length)); | |
var i1 = rand(s1.length-l); | |
var i2 = rand(s2.length-l); | |
var e1 = s1.substr(0,i1)+s2.substr(i2, l)+s1.substr(i1+l); | |
var e2 = s2.substr(0,i2)+s1.substr(i1, l)+s2.substr(i2+l); | |
elem1.innerHTML = e1; | |
elem2.innerHTML = e2; | |
}, 1000); | |
setInterval(function () { | |
var elem1 = random_element(); | |
var elem2 = random_element(); | |
var s1 = elem1.innerHTML; | |
var s2 = elem2.innerHTML; | |
if (s1.length>0 && s2.length>0 && !isChildOf(elem1,elem2) && !isChildOf(elem2,elem1)) | |
{ | |
elem1.innerHTML = s2; | |
elem2.innerHTML = s1; | |
} | |
}, 300); | |
})(); |
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javascript: (function () { | |
function rand(max) { | |
return Math.floor(Math.random() * max); | |
} | |
function random_element() { | |
var ps = document.querySelectorAll("p, h1, h2, h3, title, form, div, head"); | |
return ps[rand(ps.length)]; | |
} | |
setInterval(function () { | |
var elem1 = random_element(); | |
var elem2 = random_element(); | |
var s1 = elem1.innerHTML; | |
var s2 = elem2.innerHTML; | |
var l = rand(Math.min(s1.length,s2.length)); | |
var i1 = rand(s1.length-l); | |
var i2 = rand(s2.length-l); | |
var e1 = s1.substr(0,i1)+s2.substr(i2, l)+s1.substr(i1+l); | |
var e2 = s2.substr(0,i2)+s1.substr(i1, l)+s2.substr(i2+l); | |
elem1.innerHTML = e1; | |
elem2.innerHTML = e2; | |
}, 500); | |
})(); |
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