zsh fun

pranks.zsh

# ------------------------------------
# Open Browser to URL
# ------------------------------------
unset gd

gdCall(){
 unalias gd
 open "http://bringvictory.com/"
 if [[ "$#" -ge 1 ]]; then
   echo "wat"
   git diff "$*";
  else
   git diff
 fi
 alias gd="gdCall"
}


alias gd="gdCall"
 
a () {
  if [[ "$#" -gt 0 ]]; then
    echo "workd"
  else
    echo "not workd"
 fi
}

# -----------------------------------
#  Override Git to say stuff
# -----------------------------------
unalias gst
unalias g

gstCall () {
  unalias gst
  git status
  alias gst="gstCall"
  say -v 'Zarvox' "by your command"
}

gCall () {
  say -v 'Ralph' "power overwhelming"
  unalias g
  if [[ "$#" -gt 0 ]]; then
    git "$*"
  else
    git
  fi
  alias g="gCall"
}

alias g="gCall"
alias gst="gstCall"