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| If you have any suggestions or complaints, leave a comment here: http://fediafedia.deviantart.com/art/prank-Web-Based-fake-Windows-Update-screen-361316121 | |
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| <a href="es/index.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/EGMrsiO.png" /></a> | |
| <a href="rus/index.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/RFhLbbH.png" /></a> | |
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| <a href="fr/index.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/P6egk0R.png" /></a> | |
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| <h1>Fake Windows Update Screen / Prank</h1><br /> | |
| <h3>Press <img src="http://i.imgur.com/eAcvTf6.png" style="margin-bottom:-12px;" /> on your keyboard for best results and select:</h3><br /> | |
| <a href="xp/index.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/gmej0mF.png" /></a> | |
| <a href="vista/index.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/E2t7oo1.png" /></a> | |
| <a href="win7/index.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/CG0ZfuL.png" /></a> | |
| <a href="win8/index.html"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/ijJsCO1.png" /></a> | |
| <p>Basically this is a fake Windows Update screen that resides entirely in your browser.<br /> With April the 1st coming up, here are the following potential practical uses: | |
| <li> Go to an Apple Store. Type in fediafedia.com on one or all of their Macs*</li> | |
| <li> Do the same on any of your college computers and watch the ensuing chaos</li> | |
| <li> Use it in your office to slack off or get a much deserved break</li> | |
| <li> Use it as an excuse in your botched PowerPoint presentations</li> | |
| <li> Randomly type something on the keyboard and press Enter to trigger a BSOD</li> | |
| <li> Also works on tablets and phones! For maximum confusion.</li> | |
| <br /> | |
| *<small>I'm not responsible for you getting banned from your local mall</small> | |
| </p> | |
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| <a href="https://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-url="http://fediafedia.com/" data-text="Awesome windows update prank" data-via="fediafedia">Tweet</a> | |
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| Developed by <img src="http://i.imgur.com/MGexHKQ.png" /> <a href="http://fediafedia.deviantart.com"><b>fediaFedia</b></a> <a href="mailto:fedia-fedia@ya.ru">[contact]</a><br /> | |
| <small>Thanks to mitten-troll for idea, =ntim007 for help with CSS, ~DeathShot39, Lexuziiel, <a href="http://zanaGB.deviantart.com">*ZanaGB</a>, ~MaskedJudas<br />Hosting generously provided by Hosting24<br />Images © Microsoft</small> | |
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