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twf.german.js

this.windAll = [
    //Highest
    ["Ein verdammter Tornado.", "Kinder werden weggeblasen.", "Binde dein Haus fest.", "Ein verfickter Hurrikan.", "Stürmisch wie Scheiße.", "Tornadoig.", "Irgendeine Scheiße auf Monsun-Niveau."],
    //High
    ["Ziemlich scheißwindig.", "Scheißböig.", "Geh heute nicht zum Frisör.", "Du wist einen bad-hair-day haben.", "Trag bloß keinen Rock", "Ein verdammter Sturm.", "Gründlich beschissen.", "Der Wind hat es heute verdammt eilig."],
    //Medium
    ["Ziemlich windig.", "Ziemlich böig, verdammt.", "Genug Wind, um Scheiße zu sein.", "Vielleicht mit dem Segeln anfangen.", "Ziemlich verfickt zugig.", "Beschissen windig.", "Rather windy.", "Fairly fucking windy.", "Good time to buy a kite."],
    //LOW
    ["Not a lot.", "Some.", "Some shitty breeze.", "Like someone breathing in your face.", "A bit of a draft.", "A bit drafty.", "Dull little breeze.", "Rather breezy.", "The air is in a bit of a hurry."],
    //Lowest
    ["An asthmatic breeze.", "Basically none.", "Meh, probably none.", "Who the fuck knows? Maybe.", "A tiny puff.", "A fucking tedious little breeze.", "Insipid breeze.", "Fucking weak", "A small whiff.", "A tiny waft.", "About as strong as a small fart."],
    //None
    ["Not a fucking chance.", "Abosultely fuck-all.", "Nope.", "Confidently piss in any direction.", "Completely fucking calm.", "Serene as fuck.", "Tranquil as fuck.", "Completely fucking still."]
];


this.tempAll = [
    //Highest
    ["Hot as fuck.", "Hope you have a fucking air-conditioner.", "Wear shit-loads of deoderant.", "Burnin' your tits off.", "Sweating your balls off.", "As hot as dicks.", "Africa hot.", "Mordor hot.", "Fucking scorching.", "Say hello to your friend deoderant.", "Do you live in a volcano?"],
    //High
    ["Pretty fucking hot.", "You're probably going to be sweaty.", "Expect some ball-sweat.", "Expect some boob-sweat.", "A little bit clammy.", "Don't skip the deoderant.", "Sweaty pits."],
    //Middle
    ["Probably all right.", "Meh, not bad.", "Should be fine.", "Bang average.", "Mediocre as fuck.", "So so.", "Pretty fucking vanilla.", "Could be worse.", "Tolerable.", "Bearable.", "Goodish.", "Passable.", "Meh.", "Fucking bland."],
    //Low
    ["A bit nippy.", "Kinda fucking chilly.", "A bit shitty.", "Don't wear shorts.", "Time for frumpy clothes.", "Expect to see some Ugg boots.", "Could be better.", "Fucking crisp.", "Refreshing as fuck."],
    //Lowest
    ["Pretty fucking cold.", "Maybe stay inside.", "Very shit.", "As cold as dicks.", "Maybe think about moving.", "I hear the Carribean is nice...", "Pretty fucking icy.", "A bit fucking nippy.", "Thoroughly fucking frigid.", "You're going to shiver."],
    //None
    ["Jesus fuck.", "Fucking freezing.", "Sucks to be you.", "Freezing your tits off.", "Colder than your dead heart.", "Colder than a penguin's ball-sack.", "Noth of the wall cold.", "Prepare to lose feeling in your face.", "Why do you live here?", "Utterly fucking freezing.", "Fucking antarctic."]
];

this.snowAll = [
    //Highest
    ["Icebergs falling from the fucking sky.", "Snowing fucked up.", "Snowy as fuck.", "Thoroughly fucking snowy.", "Powdery as fuck."],
    //High
    ["Pretty fucking snowy.", "A lot of fucking snow.", "Lots of white shit falling from the sky.", "Fluffy white shit everywhere."],
    //Middle
    ["Kinda snowy.", "Some white crap falling from the sky.", "Some sky-cocaine.", "A fair amount of white shit.", "Quite a lot of pre-slush."],
    //Low
    ["A meh amount of snow.", "Not much snow.", "A little bit of nature's dandruff.", "A little bit of white shit.", "A small amount of pre-slush."],
    //Lowest
    ["Just enough snow to be annoying.", "Tiny fucking bit of snow.", "Basically fuck-all snow.", "A small bit of sky frost.", "A little bit of white powdery shit."],
    //None
    [0]
];

this.skyAll = [
    //Highest
    ["Cloudy as a motherfucker.", "Depressing as fuck.", "Grey as fuck.", "Say good-bye to the sun.", "Don't go sun-bathing.", "Dreary as fuck.", "Absolutely fucking sun-less.", "Entirely grey."],
    //High
    ["Pretty shitty.", "Very shit.", "Hope you like the color grey.", "Pretty fucking murky.", "Solidly fucking overcast.", "Thoroughly shit.", "Pretty fucking bleak.", "Dingy as fuck.", "Essentially shit."],
    //Medium
    ["Meh.", "Kinda crappy.", "Quite a few fucking clouds.", "Fucking dull.", "Pretty fucking dim.", "If 'meh' was a day...", "Insipid as fuck.", "Fucking dismal.", "Quite drab.", "Fucking lackluster."],
    //Low
    ["Some fucking clouds here and there.", "Just enough cloud to be annoying.", "Patchy.", "Maybe quite gloomy.", "Uninteresting.", "Dull.", "Dreary.", "Dismal.", "Entirely boring.", "Relatively shit."],
    //Lowest
    ["A little bit of shade.", "Almost clear.", "Just enough cloud to fuck with you.", "Maybe a tiny bit fucking dull.", "If you squint you might see the sun.", "Only a little bit shit.", "Mostly not shit.", "Nearly good."],
    //None
    ["Clear as fucking day.", "Sweet as fuck.", "Get the fucking sunglasses out.", "Fucking glorious.", "Pleasant as fuck.", "Clear as fucking crystal.", "Not shit", "Fucking marvelous.", "Wondrous as fuck.", "Sunny as fuck.", "Sunny as a motherfucker.", "Not a fucking cloud in the sky"]
];

this.rainAll = [
    //Highest
    ["Basically fucking flooding.", "Get a fucking boat.", "Wear a fucking life-vest.", "Absolutely fucking pissing it down.", "You could fucking drown.", "A fucking deluge.", "A mother-fucking torrent.", "Like a fucking sky waterfall.", "Entirely shit.", "Utterly shit.", "Soggy as a mother-fucker."],
    //High
    ["Pretty fucking rainy.", "Fucking wet.", "Take a fucking umbrella.", "A fucking downpour.", "A fucking mini-monsoon.", "You're gonna get a bit drenched.", "Squelch, squelch mother-fucker.", "Thoroughly shit."],
    //Middle
    ["Quite a bit of rain.", "Probably quite rainy.", "Pretty wet.", "Somewhat wet.", "Moderately fucking wet.", "Don't wear fucking suede.", "Rather wet.", "Pretty fucking soggy."],
    //Low
    ["Probably some rain.", "Meh.", "A little rainy.", "Probably don't have a picnic.", "Drizzly as fuck.", "Some soggy bullshit.", "A bit fucking damp.", "Rather damp.", "Quite moist."],
    //Lowest
    ["Might not rain, who knows?", "Just enough rain to fuck you off.", "Probably be fine.", "A bit of fucking drizzle.", "A little fucking sprinkle.", "Could be mistaken for a sprinkler.", "Inconveniently damp.", "A bit moist."],
    //None
    ["Dry as fuck.", "Not a fucking drop.", "Like the fucking Sahara.", "Sweet fuck-all.", "Fucking barren.", "Arid as fuck.", "Fucking nothing.", "Nope", "Zilch", "Fucking zero", "Bone fucking dry", "Dry as a fucking bone"]
];

twf.js

this.windAll = [
	//Highest
	["A fucking tornado.", "Children will get blown away.", "Tie down your house.", "A fucking hurricane.", "Blustery as fuck.", "Tornado-ey.", "Some monsoon-level shit."],
	//High
	["Pretty fucking windy.", "Gusty as fuck.", "Don't get a new hair cut.", "You're gonna have a bad-hair-day.", "Don't wear a skirt.", "Blowing a fucking gale.", "Thoroughly shit.", "The air is in a fucking hurry."],
	//Medium
	["Quite windy.", "Pretty fucking gusty.", "Enough wind to be shit.", "Maybe take up sailing.", "Quite fucking drafty.", "Fucking blowy.", "Rather windy.", "Fairly fucking windy.", "Good time to buy a kite."],
	//Low
	["Not a lot.", "Some.", "Some shitty breeze.", "Like someone breathing in your face.", "A bit of a draft.", "A bit drafty.", "Dull little breeze.", "Rather breezy.", "The air is in a bit of a hurry."],
	//Lowest
	["An asthmatic breeze.", "Basically none.", "Meh, probably none.", "Who the fuck knows? Maybe.", "A tiny puff.", "A fucking tedious little breeze.", "Insipid breeze.", "Fucking weak", "A small whiff.", "A tiny waft.", "About as strong as a small fart."],
	//None
	["Not a fucking chance.", "Abosultely fuck-all.", "Nope.", "Confidently piss in any direction.", "Completely fucking calm.", "Serene as fuck.", "Tranquil as fuck.", "Completely fucking still."]
];


this.tempAll = [
	//Highest
	["Hot as fuck.", "Hope you have a fucking air-conditioner.", "Wear shit-loads of deoderant.", "Burnin' your tits off.", "Sweating your balls off.", "As hot as dicks.", "Africa hot.", "Mordor hot.", "Fucking scorching.", "Say hello to your friend deoderant.", "Do you live in a volcano?"],
	//High
	["Pretty fucking hot.", "You're probably going to be sweaty.", "Expect some ball-sweat.", "Expect some boob-sweat.", "A little bit clammy.", "Don't skip the deoderant.", "Sweaty pits."],
	//Middle
	["Probably all right.", "Meh, not bad.", "Should be fine.", "Bang average.", "Mediocre as fuck.", "So so.", "Pretty fucking vanilla.", "Could be worse.", "Tolerable.", "Bearable.", "Goodish.", "Passable.", "Meh.", "Fucking bland."],
	//Low
	["A bit nippy.", "Kinda fucking chilly.", "A bit shitty.", "Don't wear shorts.", "Time for frumpy clothes.", "Expect to see some Ugg boots.", "Could be better.", "Fucking crisp.", "Refreshing as fuck."],
	//Lowest
	["Pretty fucking cold.", "Maybe stay inside.", "Very shit.", "As cold as dicks.", "Maybe think about moving.", "I hear the Carribean is nice...", "Pretty fucking icy.", "A bit fucking nippy.", "Thoroughly fucking frigid.", "You're going to shiver."],
	//None
	["Jesus fuck.", "Fucking freezing.", "Sucks to be you.", "Freezing your tits off.", "Colder than your dead heart.", "Colder than a penguin's ball-sack.", "Noth of the wall cold.", "Prepare to lose feeling in your face.", "Why do you live here?", "Utterly fucking freezing.", "Fucking antarctic."]
];

this.snowAll = [
	//Highest
	["Icebergs falling from the fucking sky.", "Snowing fucked up.", "Snowy as fuck.", "Thoroughly fucking snowy.", "Powdery as fuck."],
	//High
	["Pretty fucking snowy.", "A lot of fucking snow.", "Lots of white shit falling from the sky.", "Fluffy white shit everywhere."],
	//Middle
	["Kinda snowy.", "Some white crap falling from the sky.", "Some sky-cocaine.", "A fair amount of white shit.", "Quite a lot of pre-slush."],
	//Low
	["A meh amount of snow.", "Not much snow.", "A little bit of nature's dandruff.", "A little bit of white shit.", "A small amount of pre-slush."],
	//Lowest
	["Just enough snow to be annoying.", "Tiny fucking bit of snow.", "Basically fuck-all snow.", "A small bit of sky frost.", "A little bit of white powdery shit."],
	//None
	[0]
];

this.skyAll = [
	//Highest
	["Cloudy as a motherfucker.", "Depressing as fuck.", "Grey as fuck.", "Say good-bye to the sun.", "Don't go sun-bathing.", "Dreary as fuck.", "Absolutely fucking sun-less.", "Entirely grey."],
	//High
	["Pretty shitty.", "Very shit.", "Hope you like the color grey.", "Pretty fucking murky.", "Solidly fucking overcast.", "Thoroughly shit.", "Pretty fucking bleak.", "Dingy as fuck.", "Essentially shit."],
	//Medium
	["Meh.", "Kinda crappy.", "Quite a few fucking clouds.", "Fucking dull.", "Pretty fucking dim.", "If 'meh' was a day...", "Insipid as fuck.", "Fucking dismal.", "Quite drab.", "Fucking lackluster."],
	//Low
	["Some fucking clouds here and there.", "Just enough cloud to be annoying.", "Patchy.", "Maybe quite gloomy.", "Uninteresting.", "Dull.", "Dreary.", "Dismal.", "Entirely boring.", "Relatively shit."],
	//Lowest
	["A little bit of shade.", "Almost clear.", "Just enough cloud to fuck with you.", "Maybe a tiny bit fucking dull.", "If you squint you might see the sun.", "Only a little bit shit.", "Mostly not shit.", "Nearly good."],
	//None
	["Clear as fucking day.", "Sweet as fuck.", "Get the fucking sunglasses out.", "Fucking glorious.", "Pleasant as fuck.", "Clear as fucking crystal.", "Not shit", "Fucking marvelous.", "Wondrous as fuck.", "Sunny as fuck.", "Sunny as a motherfucker.", "Not a fucking cloud in the sky"]
];

this.rainAll = [
	//Highest
	["Basically fucking flooding.", "Get a fucking boat.", "Wear a fucking life-vest.", "Absolutely fucking pissing it down.", "You could fucking drown.", "A fucking deluge.", "A mother-fucking torrent.", "Like a fucking sky waterfall.", "Entirely shit.", "Utterly shit.", "Soggy as a mother-fucker."],
	//High
	["Pretty fucking rainy.", "Fucking wet.", "Take a fucking umbrella.", "A fucking downpour.", "A fucking mini-monsoon.", "You're gonna get a bit drenched.", "Squelch, squelch mother-fucker.", "Thoroughly shit."],
	//Middle
	["Quite a bit of rain.", "Probably quite rainy.", "Pretty wet.", "Somewhat wet.", "Moderately fucking wet.", "Don't wear fucking suede.", "Rather wet.", "Pretty fucking soggy."],
	//Low
	["Probably some rain.", "Meh.", "A little rainy.", "Probably don't have a picnic.", "Drizzly as fuck.", "Some soggy bullshit.", "A bit fucking damp.", "Rather damp.", "Quite moist."],
	//Lowest
	["Might not rain, who knows?", "Just enough rain to fuck you off.", "Probably be fine.", "A bit of fucking drizzle.", "A little fucking sprinkle.", "Could be mistaken for a sprinkler.", "Inconveniently damp.", "A bit moist."],
	//None
	["Dry as fuck.", "Not a fucking drop.", "Like the fucking Sahara.", "Sweet fuck-all.", "Fucking barren.", "Arid as fuck.", "Fucking nothing.", "Nope", "Zilch", "Fucking zero", "Bone fucking dry", "Dry as a fucking bone"]
];