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no.js

// node no.js [args] 
// displays a help message without args 
(_=>_(_))
(function(__){
// Code from Conor O'Brien
ಠಠ="The railroad constructor's name was ಠ_ಠ O'slice. On his annual eval" + `
uation, he was sad. His boss hated him. So, he made THIS FACE:

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It was then he realized his true calling: to be a meme.`;
_ಠ=String;ಠಠಠ=function*(s){i=+[];b="";while(s[i]){while(s[i]&&s[i]>"@")
b+=s[i++];if(b)yield b;b=(i++,"")}};ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ=ಠ_ಠ=>[...ಠ_ಠ].join(ಠ_ಠ&&[]); 
ಠ$$ಠ=C=>(...A)=>new C(...A);O_O=ಠ$$ಠ(Set);
[O,O0,$,$0,$$$,O,ಠ_ಠ,OOO,ಠOಠ,
OO,$O,Oಠ,ಠ0,$ಠ]=ಠಠಠ(ಠಠ);class Char{[$](ಠ){this.ಠ=ಠ;}};
ಠ_=Char;ಠ___ಠ=$__ಠ=>$_ಠ=>{$$=$__ಠ;try{$$=$$()}catch(e){$$=$_ಠ()}return($$)}
$ಠ$=(ಠ$ಠ=ಠ___ಠ((G,o,g,l,e)=>global)((w,i,n,e,r)=>window))[ಠ0];
$O0=($$=ಠ=>$$ಠ_ಠ=ಠಠ=>ಠಠಠ=>ಠಠ?$$ಠ_ಠ(--ಠಠ)(ಠ(ಠಠಠ)):ಠಠಠ)
($ಠ_ಠ=ಠ_ಠ=>ಠ_ಠ.map((_,ಠ,_ಠ)=>ಠ_ಠ[ಠ?--ಠ:_ಠ.length+~ಠ]))(ಠ_ಠಠಠ=2); 
OಠO=([...$Oಠ],ಠ_ಠಠ,ಠ_ಠ)=>$Oಠ.map((ಠಠ_ಠಠ,ಠಠ_ಠಠಠ)=>ಠ_ಠಠ-ಠಠ_ಠಠಠ?ಠಠ_ಠಠ:ಠ_ಠ(ಠಠ_ಠಠ));
ಠ_ಠ_ಠ=_ಠ[$0O=$O0([...ಠಠಠ((__+=_=+__)[ಠOಠ](...[9,14].map(e=>e<<1)))].
concat(ಠ_[$$$])).join``];ಠ____ಠ=_ಠ=>__[$OO=ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ(OಠO 
($0O[ಠOಠ](ಠ_ಠಠಠ+ಠ_ಠಠಠ),0,x=>__[3]))+[177].map(ಠ_ಠ=>__[ಠ_ಠ])+(! 
!ಠ_ಠ+ಠ_ಠ)[+[]]].bind(_ಠ);ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ=$ಠ$(ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ([..."ӑȌǺǷȉȲȲɑȧȌ˛ɢ"]. 
map(ಠ____ಠ).map($$).map(ಠ=>__[ಠ(1)()-500])))[ಠ_ಠಠಠ]; 
console.log(ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ?[ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ([72,101,108,108,111,44].map(ಠ_ಠ_ಠ)),[] 
].join(ಠ_ಠ_ಠ(+ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ(O_O(ಠ____ಠ(ಠ_ಠ)()+[])))).replace($ಠ$("/"+[... 
Array(9).keys()].map(ಠ_=>ಠ_ಠ_ಠ(ಠ_)).join`|`+"/g"),[])+ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ:ಠಠ);
}); 
// run this with zero or one arguments.