ConorOBrien-Foxx · June 9, 2016 23:40
diff --git a/hello_world.js b/hello_world.js
 // call with node --use_strict hello_world.js
 // prints "Hello, World!"
 // I'm too lazy to make it pretty :P
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	// call with node --use_strict hello_world.js
	// prints "Hello, World!"
	// I'm too lazy to make it pretty :P
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