Wait... isn't tree wrap called bark?

function wrap_tree()
{
    if [[ -f /tmp/tree ]]; then
        $(which tree) $*
    else
        touch /tmp/tree
        cat <<EOF
               * *
            *    *  *
       *  *    *     *  *
      *     *    *  *    *
    *   *    *    *    *   *
  *     *  *    * * .#  *   *
  *   *     * #.  .# *   *
   *     "#.  #: #" * *    *
     *   * * "#. ##"     *
      *       "###
              "##
               ##.
               .##:
               :###
               ;###
             ,####.
/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/.######.\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\
EOF
    fi
}

alias tree='wrap_tree'