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// replace dumb quotes like "these" with “these”
function smartQuotes(str) {
  return str
    .replace(/'''/g, '\u2034')                                           // triple prime
    .replace(/(\W|^)"(\S)/g, '$1\u201c$2')                               // beginning "
    .replace(/(\u201c[^"]*)"([^"]*$|[^\u201c"]*\u201c)/g, '$1\u201d$2')  // ending "
    .replace(/([^0-9])"/g,'$1\u201d')                                    // remaining " at end of word
    .replace(/''/g, '\u2033')                                            // double prime
    .replace(/(\W|^)'(\S)/g, '$1\u2018$2')                               // beginning '
    .replace(/([a-z])'([a-z])/ig, '$1\u2019$2')                          // conjunction's possession

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function copyToClipboard( text ){
                var copyDiv = document.createElement('div');
                copyDiv.contentEditable = true;
                document.body.appendChild(copyDiv);
                copyDiv.innerHTML = text;
                copyDiv.unselectable = "off";
                copyDiv.focus();
                document.execCommand('SelectAll');
                document.execCommand("Copy", false, null);
                document.body.removeChild(copyDiv);

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var kkeys = [], konami = "38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65";

$(document).keydown(function(e) {

  kkeys.push( e.keyCode );

  if ( kkeys.toString().indexOf( konami ) >= 0 ) {

    $(document).unbind('keydown',arguments.callee);

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!function(r,e,a,d,y){function $(f){d?f():r.push(f)}e.ready=$;e.addEventListener(a,y=function(){d=!e.removeEventListener(a,y,d);while(y=r.shift())y()},d)}([],document,'DOMContentLoaded',!1);

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Here is a list of scopes to use in Sublime Text snippets - 

ActionScript: source.actionscript.2
AppleScript: source.applescript
ASP: source.asp
Batch FIle: source.dosbatch
C#: source.cs
C++: source.c++
Clojure: source.clojure
CoffeeScript: source.coffee