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A collection of titles for my various up and coming lessons
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1) Why C is better than c++ | |
2) Why #1 is a lie | |
3) Santa is a lie and why this applies to #1 | |
* recent evidence that number 3 itself might be a lie. wtf does this mean for the guild!!??!?! | |
4) Programs are whores who want your memory | |
5) Programmers are sluts who give them memory | |
19) Programming makes no sense and is largely documented | |
6) Memory is a bitch | |
7) You will never be as good a programmer as Hitler | |
8) what animes to watch while programming | |
9) functions are pointless. use lambdas | |
10) c++ is just stupid python | |
11) give up and go home | |
12) Alchohol is a lot cheaper than therapy for haskell | |
13) Casting is marriage, but much, much, much, more expensive | |
14) Segfaulting is like a divorce on crack |
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