Sleepy Geek.md

What Shall We Do with the Sleepy Geek?

(To the tune of "Drunken Sailor")

(Chorus)

What shall we do with the sleepy geek?

What shall we do with the sleepy geek?

What shall we do with the sleepy geek?

Early in the morning!

(Verse 1)

Force him to use Java until he cries,

Force him to use Java until he cries,

Force him to use Java until he cries,

Early in the morning!

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)

Make him debug Perl with no docs written,

Make him debug Perl with no docs written,

Make him debug Perl with no docs written,

Early in the morning!

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)

Send him to prod with a fresh deployment,

Send him to prod with a fresh deployment,

Send him to prod with a fresh deployment,

Early in the morning!

(Chorus)

(Verse 4)

Make him grep logs on a failing system,

Make him grep logs on a failing system,

Make him grep logs on a failing system,

Early in the morning!

(Chorus)

(Verse 5)

Tell him the issue is "works for me,"

Tell him the issue is "works for me,"

Tell him the issue is "works for me,"

Early in the morning!

(Chorus)

(Verse 6)

Give him a ticket with "needs more testing,"

Give him a ticket with "needs more testing,"

Give him a ticket with "needs more testing,"

Early in the morning!

(Final Chorus – Loud and Triumphant)

That’s what we do with the sleepy geek,

That’s what we do with the sleepy geek,

That’s what we do with the sleepy geek,

Early in the morning!