First (Worst?) Google Assistant app

actions.json

{
  "actions": [
    {
      "description": "Default Welcome Intent",
      "name": "MAIN",
      "fulfillment": {
        "conversationName": "silly"
      },
      "intent": {
        "name": "actions.intent.MAIN",
        "trigger": {
          "queryPatterns": [
            "talk to silly"
          ]
        }
      }
    },
    {
      "description": "DAZ",
      "name": "DAZ",
      "fulfillment": {
        "conversationName": "silly"
      },
      "intent":{
        "name": "com.dazwilkin.actions.DAZ",
        "trigger": {
          "queryPatterns": [
            "What does this app do?",
            "How is Daz?",
            "What would Daz do?",
            "What does Daz like to do?"
          ]
        }
      }
    },
    {
      "description": "HENRY",
      "name": "HENRY",
      "fulfillment": {
        "conversationName": "silly"
      },
      "intent":{
        "name": "com.dazwilkin.actions.HENRY",
        "trigger": {
          "queryPatterns": [
            "How is Henry?",
            "What would Henry do?",
            "What does Henry like to do?"
          ]
        }
      }
    },
    {
      "description": "TEXT",
      "name": "TEXT",
      "fulfillment": {
        "conversationName": "silly"
      },
      "intent": {
        "name": "com.dazwilkin.actions.TEXT",
        "trigger": {
          "queryPatterns": [
            "Let's talk about something else!"
          ]
        }
      }
    }
  ],
  "conversations": {
    "silly": {
      "name": "silly",
      "url": "https://us-central1-[[PROJECT-ID]].cloudfunctions.net/silly",
      "fulfillmentApiVersion": 2
    }
  }
}