Lua C++ style classes syntax hack

gistfile1.txt

function class(name)
  local penis = {
    public = function(_, super_name)
      return function(body)
        print(body)
      end
    end
  }
  setmetatable(penis, {
      __call = function(body)
        print(body)
      end
  })
  return penis
end

-- these are syntactically correct statements:

class 'SuperClass' {

}

class 'SubClass' : public 'SuperClass' {

}