glichtable.txt

Wild Pasta
Betty: Imao you are loser.
:frisk_gulag: I am very piss. Frisk's LV is 5 now

Funnyman EX
Frisk is now a 5 year old.
Betty outta die without the evil black stuff.

Wild Pasta
a few minutes later
Betty:Imao you're still a loser.
:chara: No, you are loser. My LV is 20 now

Wild Pasta
:chara_sweat: NOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T DIE FRISK.
:frisk_why: Replace me and finish what i couldn't.
:soul_player: Hey so how abou-
:frisk_gulag: No.
:chara: Frisk is right.
:chara_why: Bye Frisk.

Funnyman EX
:soul_bravery: Okay, hello kids my name is Agate, and today I'm gonna reinforce the barrier so another war doesn't happen.
:soul_player: I, Copper lightvale, refus-
:soul_bravery:  That's it I'm casting a spell I don't know.

:reflection: Hello, I am betty, how may I help you?
:soul_bravery: If monsters get freedom, congrats, you have big stupid.
:reflection: Okay. 

Wild Pasta
:reflection: Time to wipe out the whole monster race. 
:soul_bravery: HOLD ON I WANTED YOU TO CAPTURE THEM NOT TO KILL TH-
:reflection: You shouldn't cast a spell you don't know.

Funnyman EX
:reflection: Hello, children. I am Betty, and i am a very nice kid. Now I'mma go get rid of monsterkind. If you don't wish to be slapped in the ass, don't do a thing. 

Wild Pasta
:soul_bravery: *cries* Whatever, i'm gonna tell about this to red soul in heaven.
:soul_bravery: Hey, sup.
:soul_player: Hello.
:soul_bravery: So uh, i fucked up badly. 
:soul_player: What do you mean?
:soul_bravery: That spell is going to wipe out the whole monster race.
:soul_player: I warned you idiot. 
meanwhile

:frisk_gulag:  
:reflection:  
:frisk_why: dies
:chara_why: NOOOOOOO!
:mttex_yeaa: PREPARE TO TASTE THE POWER OF ~~NEO~~ BAR-
:reflection:  
:mttex_yeaa: Bruh. *dies*
:asriel_pose: Taste my hyper beam bitch.
:reflection: *dies(?)*
:chara: God damn finally.

Funnyman EX
I'm gonna sum up just about every character with one sentence:
:sans_chuckle: yo frisk, thanks for the google eyelids
:papyrus_fearful:  SANS, GET BACK, I CAN NOW USE COOL LASERS TO SAVE YOU!
:gaster_think: Yo kids, please don't die on me.
:frisk~1: I die.
:temverse: BLACK AIRFORCE POWAAAAA
:soul_bravery:  Copper, keeping monsters in a cave is crucial to keeping peace.
:reflection:  Life privileges, NOW!
:undyne_laugh: I'm about to beat some pink bitches to death
:alphys_awkward: The accident wasn't your fault, undyne...
:muffet_peek: I get screentime.
:mttex_yeaa: Yo, Jennifer, gimme my suitcase.
:soul_integrity: I am Jessica... no monsters allowed (Okay, I changed my mind don't kill me, pls)
:asgore_frown: I'm going to jail
:toriel_goaway: STAY IN JAIL
:asriel: Hey chara, what happened?
:chara_pog: BLACK AIRFORCE POW- okay, i'll stop being stupid. 
Yo, I forgot to do funny rave man.
:soul_justice: Hello, CEO of Rutrow industries here, today I'm promoting monster rights... also first guy to kill that pink kid gets 100$ because I'M A GOOD LEADER. 
That's legit all the relevant characters in GT.

Wild Pasta
:asriel: RAINBOW BEAMS PAWAAAAAAAAAA
:chartemplating: Perhaps.

Wild Pasta
:spamton_itsforme: HE-HE-HEY KID
:spamton_itsforme: IT'S ME, SPAMTON. G. SPAMTON.
:spamton_itsforme: DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]] INSTEAD OF [[PINK SHIT]]?
:reflection: No. 
:spamton_itsforme: WRONG.
:reflection: Still no.
:spamton_itsforme: WRONG.
:reflection: FINE JUST SHUT UP ALREADY.
:spamton_itsforme: GREAT. NOW PAY THE PRICE WITH YOUR LIFE...
:spamton_itsforme: WITH YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]
:reflection: You probably misunderstood.

Funnyman EX
:soul_justice: Metta, stop loitering around, we can't keep dancing around like buffoons-
:mttex_yeaa: WE HAVE TO KEEP THE MORALE UP, DARLING! DRAMA, ACTION, BLOODSHED!

Wild Pasta
:mttex_yeaa: BESIDES, I HAVE BARBY FORM FOR EXTREME SUTIATIONS. 

Funnyman EX
:soul_justice: Those pink demons could just bust in at any moment! I can't afford watching pri- I mean people drop down like that!

Funnyman EX
I'mma explain each Undertale fanmade villain ever:

:reflection: Betty - Hello, I am Betty and I am tasked to kill monsters.
:gaster_think: X-Gaster - Okay, this AU fine, but... I still hate it.
:muffet_peek: Astral mother - Hee hee, I torment and experiment on my kids.
:mtt_this: Skell - My name is Dr. Samu- I mean, Skell Ezuom, and nothing will stand in my way!
:temverse:  Tam Tam - THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY, THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY, AND HUMAN EMPIRE IS BAD!


:flowey_trollge:  Flowey - Howdy, kids.

Wild Pasta
:chara: I AM CHARA I AM EVIL I HATE ASRIEL I HATE MONSTERS I WILL KILL EVERYONE FUCK YOU IMAO GET REKT I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE SANS UNDERTALE I AM EVIL. 

Funnyman EX
Fanon Chara joins dumpster gang.

KailenUTFan233
:alphys_awkward:  I AM ALPHYS I AM SUPER OARKWORD AND I LUV UNDENE AND INIMAE

Orbit8Playz
Untale loer:
:flowey_trollge: haha eat my white bullet

Funnyman EX69u
Why do I see Tam Tam, Skell, Astral mother, X-gaster, Fanon Chara, and betty walking into a white van that says "free LOVE"?
just to get ambushed by flowey.