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I'm truly excited to try your service. I did quite a bit of research on the topic of
“subscription-services for your sex life,” and you guys seem to be winning the game by quite a bit.
None of that bachelorette-party grab-bag bullshit.



That said: I'm, myself, a software-developer and internet professional; and there is *no* faux-pas
greater than including my password, *in plain-text*, in an e-mail to me. Not only does this
demonstrate that you're *storing* my password in your system in plain-text, which is horrible
enough, but it also implies you don't worry, or care, about what *happens* to the secure data I've

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~function(myLib){ var privateMethod

   privateMethod = function(){ ... }
   
   myLib.publicMethod = function(){ ... }
   

   myLib._internals = function(){ return ({
      privateMethod: privateMethod
   })}

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foo
      baz-depends-on-bar
   bar-depends-on-foo
      widget-depends-on-bar

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These are my answers to the more interesting (to me) parts of http://twitter.com/caseorganic's survey of programmers' past history with programming: https://docs.google.com/a/ell.io/forms/d/19yROPBmI2HRrTmyiPvjI49_c4_tAABH5YyORXf2n_7A/viewform

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What did your parents do? Were they programmers? If you learned while living with your parents, what did they think of you learning to program? Father: doctor (hence family money for expensive things like computers. Yet another privileged-upbringing developers.), mother: sometimes-architect. Neither knew the slightest thing

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Send this email? ([y]es|[n]o|[q]uit|[a]ll): y
Can't locate Net/SMTP/SSL.pm in @INC (@INC contains: /usr/local/Cellar/git/1.8.1.3/lib
   /Library/Perl/5.12/darwin-thread-multi-2level /Library/Perl/5.12
   /Network/Library/Perl/5.12/darwin-thread-multi-2level /Network/Library/Perl/5.12 /Library/Perl/Updates/5.12.4
   /System/Library/Perl/5.12/darwin-thread-multi-2level /System/Library/Perl/5.12
   /System/Library/Perl/Extras/5.12/darwin-thread-multi-2level /System/Library/Perl/Extras/5.12 .)
at /usr/local/Cellar/git/1.8.1.3/libexec/git-core/git-send-email line 1165.

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# I did my best to graph the commits used below, for the benefit of future readers. - elliottcable
#                           c1---c2---c3----.--.
#                           /    /      \    \  \
#                          /    /        \   m1 m2
#                        b1---b2---b3---b4\  /__/
#                        /              / \\//
# root--l0---l1---l2---a0---a1---a2---a3---a4---l3---l4---l5--l5r1
#                                                           \ /
#                                                            .
#                                                           / \

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Klass = (function() {                                                                        
  function Klass() {                                                                         
    _ref = _class.apply(this, arguments);                                                    
    return _ref;                                                                             
  }                                                                                          
                                                                                             
  _class = constructify(function() {});                                                      
                                                                                             
  return Klass;                                                                              
                                                                                             

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#v   ccclccccc 
!a,, oooeooooo 
/r   nnnnnnnnn 
u fc tttgtttts 
s_so eeeteeeeo 
r  n nnnhnnnnl 
/==t ttt tttte 
b  e sss=ssss. 
irrn     .   l 
neet ===_f===o 

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 Source/Paws.coffee       | 5 +++++
 Source/parser.coffee     | 5 +----
 Test/parser.tests.coffee | 2 +-
 3 files changed, 7 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-)

diff --git i/Source/Paws.coffee w/Source/Paws.coffee
index 2bf290f..5fb5448 100644
--- i/Source/Paws.coffee
+++ w/Source/Paws.coffee
@@ -102,3 +102,8 @@ module.exports = Paws =

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    var tinysong = function(context, song_name, number){
        var uri = "http://tinysong.com/s/"+song_name.split(' ').join('+');
        console.log(uri);
        request({ uri: uri, json: true, encoding: 'utf8'
                , qs: {format: 'json', limit: number, key: '323d2374a9253c2bfc73fd0e6a461fb7'}
        }, function(err, res, songs){
            if (err || songs.error) {
                console.log(err, songs.error);
                context.channel.send_reply(context.sender, "HTTP request failed. ):") }
            else {