The source code to the "cd_open" program that plagued computers at my library

gistfile1.c

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <windows.h>
#include <winioctl.h>



DWORD WINAPI bah(unsigned int t){
    //MessageBox(NULL,"hi3","bah",0);

    for(;;){
    MessageBox(NULL,"So you having fun trying to keep this cd closed?","bah!",MB_YESNO);
    MessageBox(NULL,"I'm not even going to look at your result\n because I don't care!","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"If you were smart you'd just end this process but\n hey that's what I'm here for!","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"You get that cd drive closed yet?","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"I asked you a yes or no question!\n why would you answer me with \"Ok\"!","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"So.....","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"Watcha doooin?","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"Why do you only say Ok to me!?","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"I bet your a bot\nwho else would talk to themselve?","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"Well anyway g2g..\nhave fun trying to close the cd drive","bah!",0);
    sleep(10000);
    MessageBox(NULL,"HA! I fooled you\ndon't worry I'm still here","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"yup I got you good! like uber g00d","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"Well why are you doing this to me?","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"yup I bet you wonder when/if I'm going to end this","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"hmmm I'm getting bored\n","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"what to do..what to do...\nOh! I know let's talk to you some more!","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"Press OK if your gay","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"Ha!! you could've just pushed the big X so you are gay!! lol","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"you know what!\nI think I tell you a story!","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"Ok, Once upon a pie, I was eating some pie\n","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"When suddenly!\nI realized that I was at McDonalds\n","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"And there was moose there looking through the window\nso I left","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"then I walked to my lair..err I mean mysterious cave that no one knows about","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"And upon making it there, I went to sleep\n","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"...","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"...","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"...","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"...","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"...","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"Then I was awaken'd, or at least I think\nAfter whatching the matrix I don't know anything","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"And I discovered it was storming outside..","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"then my Cd drive came open!","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"And then a message box came up","bah!",0);
    MessageBox(NULL,"and you know what it said?","bah!",0);
    #ifdef ENDING
    MessageBox(NULL,"I'm not mean enough to put it in an infinite loop\n\nlucky you!","bah!",0);
    exit(0);
    #endif
    }







    exit(0);
}




int main(){
    HANDLE bleh;
    bleh=CreateThread(0,512,&bah,0,0,0);

   // MessageBox(NULL,"hi","bah",0);
      HANDLE hDevice;               // handle to the drive to be examined
  BOOL bResult;                 // results flag
  DWORD junk;                   // discard results
unsigned int *pdg=malloc(256);
  hDevice = CreateFile("\\\\.\\D:",  // drive to open
                    GENERIC_READ,                // no access to the drive
                    FILE_SHARE_READ, // share mode,
                    NULL,             // default security attributes
                    OPEN_EXISTING,    // disposition
                    0,                // file attributes
                    NULL);            // do not copy file attributes

  if (hDevice == INVALID_HANDLE_VALUE) // cannot open the drive
  {
    return (FALSE);
  }
for(;;){
  bResult = DeviceIoControl(hDevice,  // device to be queried
      IOCTL_STORAGE_EJECT_MEDIA,  // operation to perform
                             NULL, 0, // no input buffer
                            pdg, 256,     // output buffer
                            &junk,                 // # bytes returned
                            (LPOVERLAPPED) NULL);  // synchronous I/O
}
  CloseHandle(hDevice);

  return 1;



}