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END | |
puts "welcome to Arkham asylum Santa!!" | |
puts "what's your real name" | |
name = gets.chomp | |
puts "what weapon will you use?" | |
weapon = gets.chomp | |
puts "Ok #{name} what do you want to do Options: explore, fight , leave , surprise" | |
choice = gets.chomp | |
case choice | |
when "explore" | |
puts " good job #{name} you found new evidence of a plan to brake out " | |
puts " do you want to investegate the plan more " | |
puts "options: yes , no " | |
plan = gets.chomp | |
case plan | |
when "yes" | |
puts "But now heas vowed to get his revenge and has put a bounty on your head" | |
puts "do you want to confront the warden? yes or no" | |
bounty = gets.chomp | |
case bounty | |
when "no" | |
puts "unfortunatly you have been killed weeks later by Holiday's hitman...GAME OVER" | |
when "yes" | |
puts "Good job the warden found evidence in Holiday's cell and Holiday has now been put in solitaire..Level 1 complet" | |
puts " Level 2" | |
puts "The power has been shut down and now you are trapped in Arkham" | |
puts "what will you do next #{name} try to escape or hide" | |
black_out = gets.chomp | |
case black_out | |
when "escape" | |
puts "you look around and you notice the bars on the window are rusted and the door next to you can also be a possible way out" | |
puts "which way should you go. window or door" | |
escape = gets.chomp | |
case escape | |
when "window" | |
puts "you pry the rusted bars with your #{weapon} and crawl through the window" | |
puts "on the way out you get cut but as you crawl out onto the roof" | |
puts "you notice there is no way off till you remember that you have to emergency signal" | |
puts "do you want to use it?" | |
signal = gets.chomp | |
case signal | |
when "yes" | |
puts "great job #{name} your rescue slay is on its way you will live to see another day" | |
when "no" | |
puts "while trying to get off the roof your fat ass fell off and died GAME OVER" | |
end | |
when "door" | |
puts " you slowly push your way through the door" | |
puts " you are greeted by a deep sinister voice " | |
puts " Voice: Hello #{name} long time no see" | |
puts " the room fills with a red glow its your arch rivial Rudolph" | |
puts " Wesll #{name} never thought i would have a chance to get you back for what you did to me" | |
puts " he lunges at you with a knife what do you do, block or attack" | |
rednose = gets.chomp | |
case rednose | |
when "block" | |
puts "you take the knife to the arm but this gives you a chance to strike back, your #{weapon} lands in the center of his skull" | |
puts " he quickly falls to the groung due to his injures and as you walk away you notice there is an emergency exit off to the side" | |
puts " which has been left open you rush outside as you look around your slay rips around the corner and you hop in and take off " | |
puts " for the north pole where you will be treated for you wounds good job #{name} you live to fight another day" | |
when "attack" | |
puts "the knife catches you by surprise in the throat you bleed to death game over" | |
end | |
end | |
when "hide" | |
puts "A group of inmates finds you hidding in the bathroom and kill you. game over" | |
end | |
end | |
when "no" | |
puts"sucks for you #{name} you have been arested for with holding evadence and helping a him escape...GAME OVER" | |
end | |
when "fight" | |
puts "Bane is more than happy to accept the challenge" | |
puts "what is your move" | |
puts "options: attack , defend " | |
bain = gets.chomp | |
case bain | |
when "attack" | |
puts "you caught him by surprise and you beat him with your #{weapon} he hit the floor head first and dies of an aneurysm " | |
puts "you have now been arrested for use of excesive force...GAME OVER" | |
when "defend" | |
puts "you deflect his blow with your #{weapon} and this gives you time to get out before things get crazy" | |
puts "on the way out you run in to Scarecrow" | |
puts "he throws a canister at you and it begins to spew gas" | |
puts "what will you do? fight or escape" | |
crow = gets.chomp | |
case crow | |
when "fight" | |
puts "you were able to make contact with his face before the gases side affects could kick in " | |
puts "you stumble out a small opening you made you signal for the Santamobile" | |
puts " and although the gas may have left you with permanent damage you will live to fight another day..Level 1 complet" | |
when "escape" | |
puts "the gas has taken its toll on you, while stumbling you fell into an ambush" | |
puts "in the Haze what will you do? fight , negotiate" | |
ambush = gets.chomp | |
case ambush | |
when "fight" | |
puts "you fought hard but there is only so much you could do. You went down swinging" | |
when "negotiate" | |
puts "you killed while trying to talk your way out of it" | |
end | |
end | |
end | |
when "leave" | |
puts "really?!? don't be such a pussy" | |
puts "Are you sure?" | |
puts "options: yes , no" | |
dip = gets.chomp | |
case dip | |
when "yes" | |
puts "on the way out you were killed by an inmate" | |
when "no" | |
puts "sucks you still got killed for even thinking about quiting..END GAME" | |
end | |
when "surprise" | |
puts "Batman came out of nowhere and beat the literal shit out of you...GAME OVER" | |
puts "want to play animal crossing? yes or no " | |
animal = gets.chomp | |
case animal | |
when "no" | |
puts "its ok i didn't want to play with you anyway jackass" | |
when "yes" | |
puts "too bad animal crossing is for real men" | |
end | |
else | |
puts "stop trying to brake the game asshole" | |
end |
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