Would you rather

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Would you rather?

## Rules

 - Split everyone into groups of 3-5.
 - Fill bag with printed questions.
 - Each group chooses a question, they are allowed to swap but not allowed to look.
 - Come up with at least 2 justifications.
 - After 5 minutes, a member of the group will tell the room their question and their justifications.
 - If anyone thinks that the decision was wrong they are allowed to say why.
 - The adjudicator reserves the right to correct any incorrect answers.

## Questions

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

 - 100 duck sized horses because i could stand on a box.
 - A horse sized duck would be too loud and startle me.

Would you rather be itchy for the rest of your life or sticky for the rest of your life?

 - Itchy because there are creams and i could have a bath.
 - Sticky i would always be covered in debris.

Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel like you have to sneeze but not be able to?

 - Hiccups are too noisy and i like being able to be quiet when its required.

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

 - 10 minutes late because it gives me an air of importance, early and i would always be waiting everywhere.

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

 - 10 minutes into my own future because i never make any bad decisions anyway

Would you rather be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?

 - Invisible because I could rob a bank.

Would you rather live without the internet or live without heating?

 - Without heating because i can buy jumpers from the internet

Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

 - Five million dollars.

Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?

 - Teleport. I don't want to know peoples secrets.

Would you rather be transported permanently 500 years into the future or 500 years into the past?

 - Future because the wikipedia for 1517 looks boring.

Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?

 - Bathing for a month. I don't wash anyway and I could just stand in the rain.

Would you rather never be allowed to work again or never be allowed to sleep again?

 - Never be allowed to work again, I'm fine without money as long as I can sleep in every day.

Would you rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?

 - The ebility to read because books are boring and I wouldnt be able to exist in world where people didn't get to hear what I have to say.

Would you rather have free Wi-Fi wherever you go or be able to drink unlimited free coffee at any coffee shop?

 - Free wifi because I could just get beer in the shop.

Would you rather live in a utopia as a normal person or in a dystopia but you are the supreme ruler?

 - Supreme ruler because that's my idea of utopia anyway.