alternative_date.js

function output(c){document.write(c);}
function cut(w,s,e){return w.slice(s,e);}
function date_(){
	var date=new Date();
  var c=date.getDay();
  var date=date.toDateString();
	var d1=date.indexOf("Mon");
  var d2=date.indexOf("Tue");
  var d3=date.indexOf("Wed");
  var d4=date.indexOf("Thu");
  var d5=date.indexOf("Fri");
  var d6=date.indexOf("Sat");
  var d7=date.indexOf("Sun");
  var m1=date.indexOf("Jan");
  var m2=date.indexOf("Feb");
  var m3=date.indexOf("Mar");
  var m4=date.indexOf("Apr");
  var m4=date.indexOf("May");
  var m5=date.indexOf("Jun");
  var m6=date.indexOf("Jul");
  var m7=date.indexOf("Aug");
  var m8=date.indexOf("Sep");
  var m9=date.indexOf("Oct");
  var m10=date.indexOf("Nov");
  var m11=date.indexOf("Dec");
  if(d1==0){d="Monday";}
  if(d2==0){d="Tuesday";}
  if(d3==0){d="Wednesday";}
  if(d4==0){d="Thursday";}
  if(d5==0){d="Friday";}
  if(d6==0){d="Saturday";}
  if(d7==0){d="Sunday";}
  if(m1==4){m="January";}
  if(m2==4){m="February";}
  if(m3==4){m="Mars";}
  if(m4==4){m="April";}
  if(m5==4){m="May";}
  if(m6==4){m="June";}
  if(m7==4){m="July";}
  if(m8==4){m="August";}
  if(m9==4){m="September";}
  if(m10==4){m="November";}
  if(m11==4){m="December";}
  
  date=d+" "+m+" "+c+" "+cut(date,10,15);
	return date;
}
output(date_());