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 YESTERDAY
 - Have a nice journey, sir!
 (SLAP) > : Ouch!

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 < Help!
 - Funny...

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 Hold on! That one is mine!

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 He's crazy!

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 But dad!

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 Are you always leaving?
 I always find him around.

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 Guys, the train to Empoli
 is leaving from platform three.

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 - to platform three!
 - Come, professor.

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 - Here you are.
 - Thanks.

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 - What's going on?
 - Oh, God!

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 No, look, you cannot park
 here in the graveyard

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 - <i>sbiliguda</i>
 premature <i>supercazzola</i>. - Uh?

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 - I mean, premature
 <i>supercazzola</i>. - I don't understand.

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 - With unchapeling to the right
 - Ah, the chapels!

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 They're there, on the right.
 But you can't park here.

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 I mean, an eye of privilege,
 as if it were <i>antani</i> for you.

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 - Tomb inspector.
 - Inspector, what are you talking about?

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 - Inspector... - Inspector?!
 - ... with will-o'-the-wisps.

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 - And how long are you staying?
 - Fiftain or seven. - Ah....

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 In the meanwhile, trinity
 confraternity quick wipe

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 Ah, a quick wipe...

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 - Good morning.
 - Good morning.

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 - How much for the yellow ones?
 - one thousand five hundred.

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 - one thousand five hundred?
 - Yes! - And these,..

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 ..this bunch of daisies?
 - one thousand.

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 - one thousand liras, gosh!
 - Eh, we can't make it less.

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 And those lilies,
 how much are twelve?

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 - Six thousand.
 - Fuck you!

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 Shit!

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 < Hey, Sassaroli, come out!

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 Professor, don't be a fool.

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 You are a fool!

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 - Melandri, I was not saying that to you
 - But I were

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 Didn't you have to sell
 encyclopedias in the countryside today?

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 sure, to the chicken

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 Didn't you have a report in Lucca?

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 He's also here, isn't he?

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 He called me, he said:
 "What are you up to today?" And I said: "Nothing".

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 He answered: "That's ok,
 I also got a Caesarean".

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 Oh, Mascetti.

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 Ah!

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 I was passing by

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 Uhm.

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 Guys, why do we have
 to feel ashamed?

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 To remember the anniversary
 of a friend is not...

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 ..a crime. In fact, I say
 the opposite. Who is not here today,..

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 ..and I don't name names, but I'm
 telling him when I see him,

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 ..has a cuckold dad, and as a consequence
 a slutty mom. < Oh!

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 You shouldn't offend mom and dad,
 they also live here

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 ..and could hear you.
 We should come more often.

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 If you expect his wife
 and his son to come...

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 - This is not a tomb. 
 it's a pigsty. - Here.

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 Take that.

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 [And here we are,
 like four fools,..]

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 [..but with this friendship that lasts
 since a long time ago, even after death,..]

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 [..and despite all the differences
 between us.]

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 [Professor Sassaroli,
 renowned clinician and famous surgeon.]

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 [Rambaldo Melandri,
 architect of the municipality, not elected,..]

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 [..but for a handful of votes,
 to the councillorship for public works.]

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 [Guido Necchi, owner of the 
 restaurant bar of the same name.]

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 [and myself, Count Raffaello
 Mascetti, whom I don't even know..]

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 [..how to define. All united
 by unspoken rules:]

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 [..the right to make fun of each other
 the wish for laughter,..]

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 [..for having fun, and the difficult taste
 for not taking ourselves ever seriously.]

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 - Look, what a nice widower!
 - I'm going.

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 - No, why you? I'm going.
 - no, we toss for it!

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 No, I've seen him first.
 He's mine.

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 [<i>to his adored Adelina, the inconsolable Paolo</i>]

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 Excuse me, do we know each other?

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 You don't, but I do. Adelina
 often told me about you, Paolo.

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 Are you a relative from Crotone?

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 Way more than a relative

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 Adelina really loved you, you know?

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 Excuse me, but you...
 Who are you?

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 The name doesn't matter.
 Now, before death..

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 ..we have only understanding
 and forgiveness. We both..

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 ..loved her,
 and she loved us both.

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 < Me, more physically,
 more carnally.

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 You more in a spiritual sense, Paolo.

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 What are you saying?

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 You were....

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 Adelina was....

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 - That's why my sorrow is like yours.
 - Is that possible?

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 We are brothers in sorrow, Paolo.

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 (crying) No, it's impossible.

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 Adelina,
 Adelina, you did that!

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 - But where? When?
 - When?

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 - It seems to me that I always loved her
 - It was..

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 ..when I went to that electrical
 engineering course in Germany, wasn't it?

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 You should never go to Germany, Paolo.

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 < But let me hug you, Paolo.

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 < I wish only one thing:
 to become your friend,..

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 ..and to get old next to you,..

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 ..remembering our beloved Adelina,

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 ..incomparable wife and lover!

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 Incomparable?

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 Incomparable slut!
 Slut! Bitch!

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 I don't allow you to insult
 my Adelina!

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 What are you talking about?
 You pig! She's not yours!

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 < This is not a civilized reaction.
 - I kill you!

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 Stop that!

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 - Hey, you disturb the sleep
 of our poor dead! -Shame on you!

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 Shame my balls!
 I would like to see you in my place!

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 This slut, ugly bitch! Thief!

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 Take that, slut! Fuck you.
 I'm going away.

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 I don't harbour bitterness, Paolo.

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 - Take that!
 < I forgive you.

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 - Do you want him to come back?
 - if it wasn't for us,..

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 ..he would have butted you.
 - That's because I did it well.

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 - You did too much.
 - Too explicit, obnoxious.

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 - It's a style.
 - I preferred Perozzi,..

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 ..he was finer, more delicate

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 usually, all ended with a hug.

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 < Eh... he was unique.

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 In funerals, deaths, burials,
 he was a master.

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 Do you remember when he made
 the baker's wife die?

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 to fuck her better.

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 < Perozzi was great.

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 < It was around 1966, I think.
 More or less.

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 [At that time Perozzi
 was already news editor.]

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 - Good morning.
 - Good morning, mr Perozzi.

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 - Tomorrow you're on strike
 - Am I?

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 - Yes, it's written here.
 - thank god.

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 [He got out of the newspaper's 
 at the time when bakers opened.]

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 - Giorgio?
 > Yes?.

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 - What are you doing?
 > Here I am.

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 - Guess who's there.
 - What did the Pope do?

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 Let's go, we'll read the newspaper afterwards.

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 [then, when he had finished
 with the wife..]

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 [..he went to the husband
 with whom..]

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 [..he liked to have a funny relationship.]

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 Do you have croissants, Antonio?

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 < I always have them, mister Perozzi,
 still warm.

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 Indeed, still warm
 ready made.

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 I will take two more
 for my wife, please.

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 I take them from here,
  straight out of the oven.

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 You stayed till dawn even today,
 mr Perozzi?

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 - He must be really tired
 - Oh, especially in the lower back.

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 But I'm already used to it.
 If I went home earlier

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 ..it would seem to me that
 I'm losing out on the best part.

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 - Here you are, mr Perozzi
 Thank you.

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 - Here you are, mr Antonio.
 - Have a nice day!

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 [I told him.
 be careful, Perozzino, listen to me,..]

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 [..I am competent, an authority
 on the matter..]

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 [..and your wife is not like mine.
 Yours is a beast.]

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 Good morning, family.
 Hi, Laura. Hi, Luciano.

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 Oh, what a long night, guys!
 Back in the days at 22:30 the town..

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 ..went to bed. The news were done
 and good night.

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 Now everybody is awake,
    going out to destroy stuff

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 One robs, one snatches, one puts 
 himself on fire, one drugs himself,
 another one kills himself...

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 News come a mile a minute
 And then compose, recompose...

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 ..make titles, remake them...
 lay out, do it again...

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 You know how it goes,
    the day comes.

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 Where?

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 At the newspaper. Where else?

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 I called the newspaper tonight

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 ..Luciano had a sore throat
 and I wanted you to go to the pharmacy

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 - And you were already gone.
 -Ah! Poor little Luciano!

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 - I'm sorry. Say "ah" to dad.
 - I already said that to mommy!

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 I said that 
 you were gone already

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 Eh, it's possible.
 Strange. What time?

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 At three.
 And it's seven!

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 Seven? No, no,
 it's quarter to seven.

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 It's seven!

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 - Go on. Look, it's quarter to seven
 - Seven o'clock!

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 Laura, do we want to make a
 tragedy for a quarter of an hour?

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 it's not a quarter of an hour
 it's years,..

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 ..the best years of my life
 that you stole from me.

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 What did I do?
 I even passed by to buy you croissants..

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 - The croissants as well,..

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 ..ugly pig! You swore three times
 that you were done with her..

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 ..that it was over. Pig,
 you and her too!

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 May she die in an accident!

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 Don't send accidents
 'cause yours come. And then you regret that

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 May she die of
 an accident immediately! Now!

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 And they had even warned me,
 I didn't want to believe them

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 Do we have to talk
 in front of the child?

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 Luciano should know
 who is his father

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 ..and then, there is not much to say

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 ..I'm leaving. I go back to my parents.
 This time is enough.

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 Come on, Laurina,
 let's make peace.

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 Go away, boob of a liar!

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 Luciano, see?

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 Dad did everything he could

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 That is nothing!

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 Come, mum wants to bring you to
 the grandparents. It's ok.

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 - Me? - Not me, for sure.
 Come on..

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 ..take your jacket,
 don't make mum wait.

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 Come on, let me help you.
 I'll bring it.

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 Laura, the child is ready.
 but think again, Laura.

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 The child? Ah, you keep him.

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 - Me?
 - Ah, my dear,..

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 ..too easy. You keep Luciano.
 you care about him.

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 So that you learn what it means
 to have a son.

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 < But Laura!
 Think about him, he's innocent!

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 ..take him with you. Luciano
 needs you, his mom.

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 And I need calm, peace.
 The peace I never had with you.

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 Never! Never!

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 - So?
 - Who takes me to school?

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 Didn't you say you had a sore throat?

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 Mum made it up to call you

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 Got it, we're not sleeping today.

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 [First, he had to move to the day shift
 ..]

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 [..at the newspaper in order not to
 leave the child alone at night.]

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 - Dad!
 - Holy shit!

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 < It doesn't count!
 - Why? It does count!

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 He pushed my elbow,
 Jesus Christ!

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 - It counts, it counts.
 - Should I score it?

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 - Two less, score it.
 - No, score my balls.

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 See what you did?

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 What do you want?

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 I want to go home.
 You have to take me home.

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 Home? That early?
 What do you want to do there?

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 Sleep. It's late
 and I'm sleepy.

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 I'm not. Go watch the film
 on the TV.

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 I don't like it.

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 Then there's a juke box, the flipper.

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 It's the land of toys. Go, go.

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 I'm not Pinocchio. And tomorrow
 I have to get up early,..

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 ..I have to study history and natural
 sciences. Study is study!

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 He's right, poor child. He's been wandering
 from a chair to another

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 ..for three hours. Don't you see
 he's tired?

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 Then, Carmen, prepare a double
 coffee for the child, so that we..

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 ..can finish the game.
 - I suggest an intravenous injection

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 I think you're all mad

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 Isn't that easy, mr Perozzi?
 To be a dad and a husband?

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 ..with a housewife, easy!

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 All right, let's go to bed early then

 232
 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,520
 - Where did you put your jacket
 - No! That's impossible.

 233
 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,029
 - No, I have to go
 < Where?

 234
 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,191
 I have to go, I'm busy.

 235
 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,197
 Tonight and tomorrow.

 236
 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:49,308
 Tomorrow? Did you forget the appointment
 I took for the quintet?

 237
 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,153
 We can make a quartet since
 Perozzi has the child,..

 238
 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,389
 ..but not a trio!

 239
 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,799
 What's up tomorrow?

 240
 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,996
 It's saturday the 30th.
 Don't you remember.

 241
 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,912
 Oh, shit!

 242
 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,508
 Even if it were the day after that it would be the same.
 You're over with evenings out.

 243
 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,670
 Holy fuck of his mother.

 244
 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,116
 How can I do? Christ!
 I can't renounce to everything for you!

 245
 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,078
 Got it? Fuck me, let's go.

 246
 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,469
 [The yearly prize of the Polyphonic
 Academy in Arezzo..]

 247
 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,950
 [..is the most important goal
 for a choir.]

 248
 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,157
 [We had prepared well
 to present ourselves..]

 249
 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:27,074
 [..in front of that fine audience
 and very strict committee..]

 250
 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,556
 [..in the best conditions,
 concerning shape and synergy.]

 251
 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,318
 #But fuck zum.#

 252
 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,398
 #But fu....#

 253
 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:42,313
 #But fuck zum. Zum.#

 254
 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,479
 #Bom, bom, bom, but fuck zum.#

 255
 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,951
 #Bom, bom, bom, but fuck zum.#

 256
 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,877
 #O slut,
 you betray me..#

 257
 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,511
 #..you say: "I come"
 and instead you piss.#

 258
 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,239
 #But fuck zum.#

 259
 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,312
 #Bom, bom, bom, but fuck zum.#

 260
 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,791
 #Who fucks screws
 yes, yes he screws..#

 261
 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,711
 #..who screws fucks,
 yes, yes fucks.#

 262
 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,235

 263
 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,557
 < I don't know what's going on.

 264
 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,636
 - #Ahhhh....#
 < ....call the police!

 265
 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,438
 < Send them away!

 266
 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,511
 < Go away!

 267
 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,509
 < Out!
 Shame on you!

 268
 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,759
 Let's go! Let's go!

 269
 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,873
 Wait for me!

 270
 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,153
 Oh, the kid!

 271
 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,190
 [The life of Perozzi with the kid
 was hell..]

 272
 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,272
 [..so that, instead of Necchi's bar,
 we used to gather at his place..]

 273
 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,234
 [..to help him.
 Everybody except Melandri..]

 274
 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,232
 [..who was a fugitive since a while
 Too bad..]

 275
 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,517
 [..'cause with four players
 we could play <i>scopone</i>.]

 276
 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,274
 - A nice jack!
 - A nice <i>scopa</i>.

 277
 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,512
 What the fuck, already <i>scopa</i>.
 How many jacks did you have?

 278
 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,191
 Many.

 279
 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,430
 Many? I have two, look!

 280
 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,432
 > Silence please! I can't sleep!

 281
 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:16,195
 - plus 2 it's 4, asshole.
 - It's ok, then it's safe for later...

 282
 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,958
 Make a <i>scopa</i> now, can you?

 283
 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,152
 We can't play like that, guys!

 284
 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:28,074
 You show him the cards!
 Then of course he's safe now!

 285
 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,788
 > Dad!
 - Dad my balls!

 286
 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,515
 I'm not playing anymore.
 We can't play like that.

 287
 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,668
 It's not funny to argue
 in a low voice.

 288
 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,679
 Kids are kids.

 289
 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,230
 This is a strange one.
 I've never seen any like him.

 290
 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,388
 You know what?
 He never laughs.

 291
 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:51,429
 Like his mother. He doesn't
 have a sense of humour.

 292
 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,830
 In fact he has,
 how do you call the opposite?

 293
 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,797
 The sense of breaking my balls.

 294
 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,719
 That's it. I can't stand him.
 I can't stand him.

 295
 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,589
 Of course, if he were a dog
 it would be better.

 296
 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,513
 A dog is better,
  you keep it in a corner

 297
 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,511
 ..you say "quiet", and it's over

 298
 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,068
 The most you have to do is taking it out.

 299
 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,357
 Then, if it's annoying, you kick him
 and leave him on the highway.

 300
 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,192
 You really can't compare.

 301
 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,716
 If you really want there are places
 where they keep them.

 302
 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,677
 How do you call them? Kennels?

 303
 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,035
 They exist for kids as well.

 304
 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,031
 And they call them kiddels?

 305
 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,834
 They call them boarding schools

 306
 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,955
 A boarding school,
 how did I not think about that..

 307
 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,711
 It's the solution.
 Who knows a good one?

 308
 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,031
 - Yellow pages!
 < Shh!

 309
 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,998
 - Yellow pages. Schools.
 On the shelf.

 310
 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,959
 < Expensive places, you know.

 311
 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,638
 I can offer up to..

 312
 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,830
 ..100 000 a month
 even more, 150 000.

 313
 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,992
 Hold on! Awarded.
 I take him for 150 000.

 314
 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,591

 315
 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,796
 Ah, oops,
    here you are, finally!

 316
 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,829
 < See, she's aunt Alice..

 317
 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,757
 ..and she is Melisenda, Mela.

 318
 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,109
 Hi, little one.

 319
 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,634
 pleased to meet you

 320
 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,993
 And that's yours...
 Come, I show you.

 321
 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,639
 ....your castle.
 Here you are..

 322
 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:29,518
 ..you will sleep here,
 an elevated and well ventilated position.

 323
 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,637
 There's even a little window.
 I will sleep in the middle and aunt Alice..

 324
 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,188
 ..will sleep in the bottom,
    instead of the kid.

 325
 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,356
 Don't you have other rooms?

 326
 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:45,230
 < What other rooms? One room
 with compartments, like in Japan.

 327
 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,073
 See, that's the wardrobe..

 328
 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,396
 ..with a closet and a wall mirror

 329
 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,795
 You've seen the night section
 up to now, but we also have..

 330
 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,839
 ..the daytime section.
 < I'll show you the kitchen

 331
 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,431
 Here it is, a wonderful kitchen.

 332
 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,189
 Voilà, everything is rationally
 distributed, like in Japan.

 333
 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,717
 where do I make my homework?

 334
 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,995
 In the study

 335
 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,670
 That's not a serious table.
 I need more space.

 336
 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,230
 He's right, little one.

 337
 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:27,908
 - Lello, here, take her.
 - Come - here you are

 338
 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,357
 That's it. I will finish
 tomorrow with the ironing

 339
 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,796
 In the meanwhile I will prepare
 the dinner

 340
 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,758
 Would you like a nice <i>frittata</i>?

 341
 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,639
 With spinach?

 342
 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,631
 < No, only potatoes and chestnuts

 343
 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,234
 Well, chestnuts...
 Only potatoes?

 344
 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,434
 It fills up and keeps up.
 Do we have eggs?

 345
 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,751
 - Yes, two. - Not really enough.
 We should have a little reinforcement

 346
 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,637
 Silence, please!

 347
 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,356
 - I go make a call.
 - All right

 348
 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,477
 - And I buy a little reinforcement
 for the dinner. < All right.

 349
 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,918
 Is she quiet?

 350
 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:23,194
 < Almost dead. She's almost two
 and she doesn't walk nor speak.

 351
 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,157
 Ah.

 352
 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,118
 Oh, we made it even today.

 353
 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,229
 So, Lucianino, how do you feel,
 lonely without your dad?

 354
 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,876
 We're even too many
 for my taste.

 355
 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,476
 I called your dad.
 He told me to check..

 356
 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,639
 ..your homework. - I finished them.

 357
 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,078
 Good, then I wait for you
 in the study

 358
 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,631
 Light.

 359
 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,279
 Let's see.
 Is it this one? The last one?

 360
 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:26,393
 "Florence, 5 october 1966.
 Today, the 5th of october, I moved..

 361
 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,670
 "..to the house of a friend
 of my dad.

 362
 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:29,917
 What's that?

 363
 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,039
 It's the diary our teacher
 wants us to keep at the end

 364
 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,908
 ..of every day. - Nice,
 a smart teacher.

 365
 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,350
 "he says he is a count,
 but he lives in a japanese-style basement..

 366
 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,712
 "..cold and wet,
 with no phone,..

 367
 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,430
 "..no hot water
 and the toilet with the big feet.

 368
 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,518
 "And a little cooker where his wife
 prepared a little <i>frittata</i>

 369
 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,433
 "..with two eggs,
    which we ate in three.

 370
 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:02,078
 "Plus a 'reinforcement', like he calls it,
 of nine olives,..

 371
 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:07,037
 "..fifty grams of cheese
 and a quarter of wine.

 372
 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,551
 "All, board and lodging,
 for 150 000 liras,..

 373
 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,357
 "..that looks to me like a robbery.
 Even though he, to appear like a 'Count'..

 374
 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,278
 "..calls a 'castle'
 a thing with three rooms

 375
 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,310
 Coffins!

 376
 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,109
 "with three coffins.

 377
 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,840
 "Where I will have to sleep
 with his wife,..

 378
 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,835
 "..a woman slim and perfect
 like her name, Alice,..

 379
 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,151
 "..and the daughter Mela,
 who is luckily not annoying..

 380
 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,279
 "..because she is handicapped,
 unable to speak and walk..

 381
 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:52,508
 "..at his age. I say that this count
 is either a great liar..

 382
 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,718
 "..or he's reduced himself
 to desperation.

 383
 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,589
 Bravo. Ten, cum laude.

 384
 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,356

 385
 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,912
 Children and fools,
 who makes them keeps them.

 386
 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,999
 How?

 387
 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,594
 I'm giving you your child back.

 388
 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,596
 Boss, Cecchi called from Prato,
 a kidnapping.

 389
 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,672
 - Send Porcilai, with a photographer.
 - Good.

 390
 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,349
 But I gave him to you not
 even 24 hours ago.

 391
 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,113
 It was enough for him to
 humiliate my house,..

 392
 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,192
 ..tell me that I starved to death
 and destroy my family!

 393
 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,998
 But I gave you an account.

 394
 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,559
 And I give it back.

 395
 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,478
 Look. It's all written
 in the book. See?

 396
 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,154
 "Give 50 000 to Perozzi
 on the first occasion.

 397
 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,635
 And what should I do with him?

 398
 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,951
 Do you want an advice?
 Reconcile with his mother.

 399
 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,669
 Because with him you have
 no salvation. He sees everything,..

 400
 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:11,438
 ..notices everything and writes everything.
 - I'm sorry, serious news:

 401
 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:16,156
 ..a bus fell in the Ombrone.
 There should be 7 victims..

 402
 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,789
 ..and 11 injured. It seems that the
 driver was not in the best condition for driving.

 403
 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,998
 [And then the intuition,
 the ingenuity that made Perozzi..]

 404
 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,032
 [..a superior being,
 we have to admit.]

 405
 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,829
 - How many victims did you say?
 Seven? - Seven. - Let's make it eight.

 406
 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,670
 - Here it says seven.
 - Give it to me, I'll take care. - Ok.

 407
 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,353

 408
 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,553
 Hi, Pirillo.

 409
 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,473
 Who's that? Saint mother!

 410
 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,237
 Stay quiet, Pirillo.
 It's me. Don't you recognize me?

 411
 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,359
 Quiet!

 412
 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,915
 Pirillo, quiet.

 413
 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,271
 What's the matter?

 414
 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,275
 - Quiet.
 - I have something serious to tell you.

 415
 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,437
 - Luciano?
 < No, he's at school. He's fine.

 416
 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,796
 So what?

 417
 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,032
 Should we talk outside,
 under the rain, through the bars.

 418
 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,873
 - As if I were a criminal.
 - You said that.

 419
 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,751
 All right.

 420
 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,675
 Then read.

 421
 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,629
 Why, is it someone we know?

 422
 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,588
 - Read the list of the victims.
 - "Franco Dominici, 50, Siena,..

 423
 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,196
 "..Rolando Evangelista, 11,
 Grosseto, Ernestina Freni,..

 424
 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:02,599
 "..48, Chiusi, Anita Esposito,
 34, Firenze, Giulio Bertacca....

 425
 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,631
 Anita Esposito, that one?

 426
 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,919
 You will be happy now.

 427
 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,752
 I never wished her death.

 428
 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,799
 No, you said only: "May she
 die in an accident".

 429
 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,550
 But it's those things you say
 in difficult moments.

 430
 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,915
 Yes, but now she's dead.

 431
 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,989
 Just a tip: next time be
 more careful when you speak.

 432
 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,437
 Now, we should just
 forget the past.

 433
 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,559
 Unfortunately. And go on
 with a normal life.

 434
 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,876
 If you want. I don't ask for me,
 I speak for Luciano.

 435
 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,312
 The kid needs you.
 He's always looking for you.

 436
 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,108
 [It was genius,
 nothing to say.]

 437
 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,474
 Finally!

 438
 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,159
 Until I had that asshole around
 I couldn't move.

 439
 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,708
 Luckily now his mother
 is back.

 440
 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,637
 How did you manage?

 441
 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,757
 Do you really want to know, rascal?

 442
 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,752
 I convinced her that everything
 was over, that for me,..

 443
 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,400
 ..you were dead.
 - Right, did you see that?

 444
 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,552
 - Crowns, flowers, 11 telegrams.
 - Ah yes.

 445
 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,475
 I noticed. What happened?

 446
 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,114
 I don't know. My name
 was on the newspaper.

 447
 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,555
 - Maybe a joke.
 - How? Who could make such..

 448
 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,632
 ..a bad joke?
 People are not so mean.

 449
 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,518
 Only an asshole
 could make such a thing.

 450
 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,750
 No, must be someone with
 the same name, a coincidence.

 451
 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,398
 It happens all the time, you know.

 452
 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,594
 Know what? The idea of making love
 to a corpse..

 453
 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,238
 ..is not bad after all.

 454
 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,871
 I feel an attack of necrophilia.

 455
 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,558
 [And that's how the perozzian genius
 put everything back, and life..]

 456
 00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,989
 [..could go on like before. Except for
 Melandri, who had disappeared..]

 457
 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,432
 [..since he was trying to have
 a very, very different one.]

 458
 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,114
 Hey guys, bad weather!
 It's always raining.

 459
 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,439
 It has been raining for how long?

 460
 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,552
 It must be at least a week.

 461
 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,033
 If not more, isn't it?

 462
 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,432
 Melandri, you don't show up
 since 4 weeks, and you ask about the weather?

 463
 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,276
 Guys,..

 464
 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,998
 ..on saturday I'm getting baptized.

 465
 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,191
 What?

 466
 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,798
 You don't say anything?

 467
 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,154
 I'm at a loss for words.

 468
 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,153
 I have them, but it's
 better that I don't speak.

 469
 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,352
 I want to throw up.

 470
 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,114
 Your poor dad will turn in his grave

 471
 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,192
 My father was not a believer,
 but he was a civilized man.

 472
 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,033
 He didn't baptize me
 so that I was free to choose.

 473
 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,475
 "When you will have the age of wisdom",
    he said.

 474
 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,074
 Age of wisdom, 48.

 475
 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,598
 It's never too late.

 476
 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,392
 - The important thing is to get
 faith. - Eh! - Eh.

 477
 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,717
 I was always different

 478
 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,519
 All other children had a
 guardian angel, and I didn't

 479
 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,513
 - So I'm getting baptized
 < In the Jordan?

 480
 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,876
 I tell you. Don't make fun of me

 481
 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,555
 ..just to make me angry.
 Anyway I'm not getting angry anymore

 482
 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,792
 I will just turn the other cheek.

 483
 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,836
 How could you reduce yourself to that?

 484
 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,798
 I met an angel.

 485
 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:34,836
 Oh!

 486
 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,911
 A male or female angel?

 487
 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,274
 Angels don't have a gender.

 488
 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,715
 Well, does it have boobs or not?

 489
 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,319
 In the physical, human appearance....

 490
 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,797
 Yes, she has the breast,
 but that's not our relationship.

 491
 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,228
 Noemi is a saint creature,
 full of faith, full of devotion..

 492
 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,313
 ..sister of a pious priest
 she took my hand,..

 493
 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,556
 ..and guided me out of the tunnel.

 494
 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:02,358
 Guys, are you even listening?
 He fell in love with a bigoted woman

 495
 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,679
 And to get her, he also wants to
 be churchy. We now you!

 496
 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:11,159
 Go, go, Melandrone, but make us
 the favour of not showing up..

 497
 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,878
 ..until you fucked her.

 498
 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,315
 And when you're back in the tunnel.

 499
 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,393
 Guys, guys,
 I have only you.

 500
 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,913
 - Who wants to be the godfather?
 - Me! Me!

 501
 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,956
 I served at the mass for four years

 502
 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,429
 < I have the right dress
 - Let's toss it up

 503
 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,988
 - Break shot
 - All right. Break shot.

 504
 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,831
 Ready!

 505
 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,672
 [The privilege of being the godfather
 of Melandri,.. ]

 506
 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,196
 [..was awarded for a break shot. 
 Perozzi won by a few millimetres..]

 507
 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,350
 [..that we had to measure with
 a gauge.]

 508
 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:48,397
 She is my godmother,
 Noemi Bernocchi. My friends.

 509
 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,155
 - Professor Sassaroli.
 - Pleased to meet you.

 510
 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,238
 - Count Mascetti.
 - My pleasure.

 511
 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,149
 - Bartender Necchi. - Nice to meet you.
 - Perozzi, I'm the godfather.

 512
 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,032
 come, come, father.

 513
 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,236
 - Father Angelo Bernocchi.
 - My brother.

 514
 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,072
 - Nice to meet you.

 515
 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,151
 Father Angelo Bernocchi!

 516
 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,390
 < Reverend Bernocchi!

 517
 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,198
 Ah, I'm sorry. Tapioca tharapy,..

 518
 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,714
 ..as if it were <i>antani</i>
 the premature <i>supercazzola</i>,..

 519
 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,234
 ..cum dominus vobiscum blinde?
 - I beg you pardon?

 520
 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,517
 Therapy with the <i>supercazzola</i> with
 unchapeling to the right or to the left?

 521
 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,079
 No. The right chapel is on the left.

 522
 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,357
 - Antipodes!
 - But you didn't need to do that!

 523
 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,873
 - Just a thought
 - a souvenir

 524
 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,916
 ..for this holy day.
 - You know, in these situations,

 525
 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,197
 ..you never know what to give,
 so you end up with the classics.

 526
 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,477
 - Do you like the dummy?
 - I also got a classic

 527
 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,028
 A plate with small cutlery
 and a small glass

 528
 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,509
 Look, if you don't like the duck
 we can change:

 529
 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,717
 ..they also have Bambi and Pinocchio
 - No, the duck's ok!

 530
 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,075
 My mother embroidered it
 Ah, sorry!

 531
 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,752
 It's for you, Melandri.

 532
 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,791
 I'm sorry for them, they always
 want to be funny....

 533
 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,553
 - Today is a merry day.
 - God helps,..

 534
 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,868
 ..happy people.
 - Come,..

 535
 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,996
 ..father Angelo, I dress you up.
 - Thank you anyway.

 536
 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,150
 - We have many poor children
 - You, godmother,..

 537
 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,515
 ..what did you buy as a present?
 - A feeding bottle?

 538
 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,239
 - No, a chain with a medal
 - Ah I see.

 539
 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,790
 [It was a really
 touching ceremony..]

 540
 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,916
 [..with noteworthy moments.]

 541
 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,716
 - Rambaldo, do you renounce Satan?
 - I do renounce.

 542
 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,875
 Amen.

 543
 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,392
 Do you renounce the temptations of the evil
 and its pomp?

 544
 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,597
 - You renounce boobs?
 - Pomp, pomp!

 545
 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,430
 I do renounce!

 546
 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,476
 Amen.

 547
 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,990
 The godfathers shall put
 a hand on the shoulder..

 548
 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,479
 ..of the catechumen.

 549
 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,792
 Of the catechumen!

 550
 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,833
 - I don't know what that means.
 - That's me. That's me.

 551
 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,712
 I didn't know, I'm sorry.
 He looked more catechumen.

 552
 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:45,797
 Sorry.

 553
 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,428
 Is that ok?

 554
 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,150
 I baptize you,
 in the name of the Father..

 555
 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,994
 ..of the Son..

 556
 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,674
 ..and of the Holy Spirit
 - Amen.

 557
 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:29,551
 #Fairest daughter of love,#

 558
 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:36,394
 #I am a slave to your charms;#

 559
 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:44,395
 #with but a single word you could#

 560
 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:53,958
 #relieve my every pain.#

 561
 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,959
 #Pa pappero pa pappero
 pa pappero pa pappa.#

 562
 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:04,875
 #Pa papapappero pappero pappa,
 pa papapappero pappero pappa.#

 563
 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,520
 [We left him there, raptured.]

 564
 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,717
 [We got fewer and fewer news,
 but every time more depressing.]

 565
 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,072
 [He went along with an ancient
 pious brotherhood..]

 566
 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:17,118
 [..that worked for deeds of
 humility and charity.]

 567
 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,037
 Mr Melandri, you're already there,
 could you also cut my nails?

 568
 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,554
 [Until, in november,
 I got some tasty news..]

 569
 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,631
 [..and I told them.]
 - Professor, the phone.

 570
 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:30,517
 - Is that the right moment?
 - It's a matter of life..

 571
 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,239
 ..or death. It's a man called Mascetti.
 - Put him through.

 572
 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:39,400
 Yes, tell me. A roman centurion?
 No, no,..

 573
 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,437
 ..but I'll find it. But why?

 574
 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:47,753
 Ah, yes, yes, I'm coming, but
 not as a centurion, as a senator. See you!

 575
 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,394
 Take everything out, quick!

 576
 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,031
 Take him back to the bed,
 the operation is postponed.

 577
 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,998
 - But he's already anesthetized
 - It's a matter of life or death.

 578
 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,913
 Make the exams again, then
 we'll see. Sister? Sister!

 579
 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,592
 Get me..

 580
 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,990
 ..one of those big bed sheets
 - Green?

 581
 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,310
 No, not green! White, white!

 582
 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:15,117
 #Lord, you are my shepherd:#

 583
 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:22,392
 #..I lack nothing.#

 584
 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:29,912
 #He makes me lie down in green pastures,#

 585
 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,871
 #..he leads me beside quiet waters....#
 - There he is! He's coming!

 586
 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,394
 - The enemy of the Jews!
 - Ecce homo.

 587
 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,994
 Noemi's also there.
 She is Mary.

 588
 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,753
 < No, not Mary, don't you see?
 She is Magdalene.

 589
 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,156
 - See? - Who are you?

 590
 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,635
 Who am I? I'm Judas?
 Don't you see?

 591
 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,632
 I told you everything.
 I even have the bag..

 592
 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,756
 ..with thirty denarii,
 the rope to hang myself.

 593
 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,149
 You, but you should be already dead
 by now.

 594
 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,038
 No, I'm not even regretful.

 595
 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,759
 And I throw stones!
 Let's stone him!

 596
 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,718
 < Let's whip him!

 597
 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,599
 < To death!

 598
 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,310
 - Ouch! Ouch!
 - Take that!

 599
 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,070
 Massacre! Spit him! He is a scoundrel!

 600
 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,436
 - Ouch! Are you serious?
 - Dog of an infidel!

 601
 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,351
 Yes, kick him in the ass!

 602
 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:19,914
 Who's that?

 603
 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,797
 It's you!

 604
 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,871
 It hurts. Stop, you faggots!

 605
 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,514
 Shut up and turn the other cheek!

 606
 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,311
 Take that, fool!

 607
 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,952
 Come on, spit on him!

 608
 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,153
 - You are sons of a...
 - Don't offend..

 609
 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,470
 ..the mother! - Otherwise
 we take revenge on yours!

 610
 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,879
 Take that!

 611
 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:44,277
 Take that! To death!

 612
 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,078
 < Show some respect!

 613
 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,833
 < Madam, he's not Jesus,
 he's a random fool!

 614
 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,559
 - Let's not exaggerate!
 - No, Magdalene,..

 615
 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,757
 ..he has to drink the whole sour goblet
 - Take the cross..

 616
 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,673
 ..On the shoulders. Come on!
 < Come on! Come on! 

 617
 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,269
 ..It's the Calvary!
 It's not a field trip!

 618
 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,192
 - Go on! - Whip him!
 - Traitor!

 619
 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:06,836
 Gentle!

 620
 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,397
 - Come on, lift him up!
 - Gently? No mercy!

 621
 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,553
 Come down if you can!
 Quick, the sponge with vinegar!

 622
 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,994
 I'll take care of it!

 623
 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,952
 What sponge?

 624
 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,192
 < What are you doing? That's not vinegar,
 it's dirty water. No!

 625
 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,353
 < Drink! Drink, clean your
 soul with this water.

 626
 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,990
 < Give me the spear.

 627
 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,559

 628
 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,313
 Ouch! Guys, please,
 it really hurts, stop!

 629
 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,512
 Let's go! Let's go! It's raining!

 630
 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:42,758
 - What, you leave me here?
 < Who cares!

 631
 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,398
 Take me down!

 632
 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,031
 Ohhh!

 633
 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,509
 Rambaldo! Rambaldo!

 634
 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,993
 Are you ok?

 635
 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:56,233
 - O heaven!
 - Good Lord, what a face hit!

 636
 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,635
 Come on!
 Quick, you two!

 637
 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,039
 Wait for me!

 638
 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,114
 Hey, I'm coming!

 639
 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,874

 640
 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,319
 [And Jesus said:]

 641
 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:17,156
 Would you come to my place
 for a candlelight dinner?

 642
 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,152
 [Magdalene answered]

 643
 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,310
 Yes, but at my place, not yours.

 644
 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,711
 > Another cognac?
 > No, thanks, it's enough.

 645
 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,594
 I have been a sinner.

 646
 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,278
 But now that I am completely
 out of it, I can say it:

 647
 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,193
 ..sometimes sin..

 648
 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,756
 ..has something great in it.

 649
 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,076
 Maybe it's true, but maybe..

 650
 00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:00,198
 ..that's the reason it's
 even greater to renounce it.

 651
 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,072
 Yes, yes, yes, of course..

 652
 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,360
 ..but without sin
 where would be..

 653
 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,955
 ..the sublime beauty
 of repentance?

 654
 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,072
 Rambaldo, it's late. Go home!

 655
 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,718
 - Late?
 - It's dawn.

 656
 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,150
 Yes, it's the dawn.
 But it's still raining.

 657
 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,119
 Maybe it's a sign.

 658
 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,470
 It looks like someone up there
 wants that we stay together

 659
 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,556
 Oh God!

 660
 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,158
 The light is out!

 661
 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,875
 Another sign. They want us to
 stay together and in the dark!

 662
 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,634
 Don't swear!

 663
 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,994
 Go home, Rambaldo.
 I'll give you an umbrella.

 664
 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:43,119
 It was only a joke, a joke!
 You don't trust me anymore.

 665
 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,751
 I'm not a beast anymore.
 I'm a christian.

 666
 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,315
 Yes, Rambaldo.

 667
 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:56,070
 But the flesh is weak,
 and I trust neither you, nor me.

 668
 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,791
 I trust Mary. She will protect me!

 669
 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,871
 And I trust my guardian angel.

 670
 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,476

 671
 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,880
 Your navel is a rounded goblet
    that never lacks blended wine.

 672
 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,834
 Your graceful legs are like jewels,

 673
 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,515
 What are you saying?

 674
 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,079
 It's the Bible!

 675
 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,910
 Your waist is a mound of wheat
    encircled by lilies.

 676
 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,593
 Your breasts are like two fawns,
    like twin fawns of a gazelle.

 677
 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,228
 - Your nipples....
 - Stop, Rambaldo!

 678
 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,989
 It's the Bible,
 it's not Playboy!

 679
 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,116
 But there they speak about
 two holy newlywed

 680
 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,276
 We will also marry afterwards!

 681
 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,670
 - Show me your fawns!
 I beg you, I beg you. - No, no.

 682
 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,070
 - Show me your fawns!
 - Rambaldo, please. No!

 683
 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,993
 Yes! Then we repent!

 684
 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,551
 - Don't worry!
 - No, no, no!

 685
 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:02,112
 - Please, Rambaldo. No!
 - My love, how beautiful!

 686
 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,511
 Save me Lord! Have mercy!
 Save me Lord!

 687
 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,272

 688
 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,591
 > All this water in the house!
 - Take me away from his arms.

 689
 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:15,077
 > Oh Mary, the house is flooded!
 - Excuse me for a moment. - Yes, save me!

 690
 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,839
 - Excuse me for a little while!
 > What's up?

 691
 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,757
 > Run! Run, the dresser
 is floating!

 692
 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:25,753
 > Quick! Come down!

 693
 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:30,518

 694
 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,714
 The Arno has flooded the town!

 695
 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,434
 Oh, merciful God,
 you listened to me!

 696
 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:49,234
 In your infinite goodness,
 you saved me!

 697
 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,711
 He sent the deluge,
   O Lord, I thank you!

 698
 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,670
 Say thank you, Rambaldo!

 699
 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,273
 You stupid!

 700
 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,396
 And God, to keep you a virgin..

 701
 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,277
 ..drowns the whole Florence?!

 702
 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,670
 Oh, God, I live at the ground floor!

 703
 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,839
 I have two dressers from the 1400s,
 a tapestry by Mantegna.

 704
 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,669
 Ancient books! My paintings!

 705
 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:13,996
 What are you doing?

 706
 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,471
 - I'm going home!
 < Rambaldo!

 707
 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,078

 708
 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,631
 > Sir Count, what do you say?

 709
 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:47,156
 We are like uphill, water
 can't get up there. Don't wor--

 710
 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,231

 711
 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,077
 Anita!

 712
 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,911
 Anita, wake up, we're drowning!
 Anita!

 713
 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,958
 What's up?

 714
 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,673
 Oh what a disaster!

 715
 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,393
 < what a disaster!

 716
 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,110
 < The flood!

 717
 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,717
 < My gold! My pearls!

 718
 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:31,956
 Ah!

 719
 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,149
 My pearls!

 720
 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:38,437
 Leave your pearls! Where are 
 my pants!

 721
 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,556
 Put something on you, idiot!

 722
 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,954

 723
 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,315
 > Anita, it's the flood, open!

 724
 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,750
 Just a moment, I can't!
 I'm in the toilet!

 725
 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,150
 > Come down!

 726
 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:54,270
 Anita, Anita, I'm coming!

 727
 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,991
 Oh God, my husband!

 728
 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,199

 729
 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,635
 Go! Go! Anita!

 730
 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,555
 Anita, you're safe!

 731
 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,197
 Yes, my love, but take me away now.
 Quick! Quick!

 732
 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,475
 Yes, but let's save something first.

 733
 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,073

 734
 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,879
 Mr Perozzi, what are
 you doing here underwater?

 735
 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,072
 I'm reporting for the newspaper
 about the disaster.

 736
 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,230
 With my jacket and my hat?

 737
 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:24,756
 Mr Antonio,..

 738
 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,559
 ..what's you first impression
 on this tragedy?

 739
 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,074
 I'll make a tragedy!

 740
 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,636
 You big slut!

 741
 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,478
 - It hurts! Please!
 - You're a bitch!

 742
 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,990
 - You're a bitch! - Help!

 743
 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,159
 [An infernal mess,
    a public scandal. ]

 744
 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:48,118
 [And the wife of Perozzi knew
 that the baker's wife, dead..]

 745
 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,476
 [..a first time, risked death
 a second time, for real.]

 746
 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,757
 [And then she left..]

 747
 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,799
 [..Perozzi's life. Luckily
 taking the child with her.]

 748
 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,877
 God and Mary, what a misery.

 749
 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,315
 It looks like Venice.

 750
 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,678
 What a tragedy, guys!

 751
 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,239
 This flood flooded us inside.

 752
 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,192
 Let's not exaggerate.

 753
 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,796
 It took everything from me:
 lover, wife and son.

 754
 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,671
 It wiped out my faith, with a 
 dresser and two tapestries..

 755
 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,070
 ..twenty millions worth.
 - You haven't seen my bar..

 756
 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:46,193
 ..I found four fish...

 757
 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,960
 ..in the coffee machine.
 - And me?

 758
 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,399
 I lost the castle with three
 mattresses..

 759
 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,359
 ..a table, two chairs, three pairs
 of shoes, two for men and one for women.

 760
 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,632
 And my jackets, two of them.
 The rest is all shortened.

 761
 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,475
 < Guys, I don't feel at ease.

 762
 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,150
 It's not my fault
 if I'm an authority..

 763
 00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:09,597
 ..a baron of medicine
 with an attic and the clinic
 on top of a hill

 764
 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,592
 I fucked the flood
 and you all

 765
 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,355
 What should I do?
 Should I leave?

 766
 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,750
 No, guys, we have to stay
 together, united.

 767
 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,760
 I tell you,
  it's a bad moment,..

 768
 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:26,037
 ..but if we're all together
 I'll get over it. - Right,..

 769
 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,519
 ..What shall we do today?
 - Water skiing!

 770
 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,872
 Bravo, that's what
 we needed!

 771
 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,838
 That coward of his wife
 didn't want to forgive him

 772
 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,115
 Not even on his death bed,
 do you remember?

 773
 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,270
 Eh, women, I don't want
 to speak badly about them,..

 774
 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,875
 ..but some really are hard-hearted.

 775
 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,670

 776
 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,040
 Guys, about women,

 777
 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,274
 ..I fell in love.
 - Of whom?

 778
 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,238
 Of someone who likes chips.

 779
 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,750
 So I started to cook
 them every possible way

 780
 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,673
 Sticks, slices, little balls...

 781
 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,115
 ..she also fell in love with me.

 782
 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,794
 Those who like chips
 have good sex, you know?

 783
 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,110
 This I don't know yet.
 The key date is tomorrow.

 784
 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,316
 - What day is tomorroy?
 - The 15th.

 785
 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,198
 Sunday!
 What day is the bar closed..

 786
 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,589
 ..and you have to take Carmen
 out for dinner and to the cinema.

 787
 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,558
 Oh fuck, I forgot.
 What should I do now?

 788
 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,834
 I'll go in your place.

 789
 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,229
 I'll bring her the chips
 and plug her.

 790
 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,117
 Yes, but we need to plug
 my wife, otherwise...

 791
 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,474
 I'll plug her.

 792
 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,028
 Let's not joke about it.
 It's the serious stuff in life.

 793
 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,031
 <i>Antani?</i>
 How is the <i>supercazzola?</i>

 794
 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,559
 - What?
 - <i>Blinda</i>.

 795
 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,870
 < What should I do now?
 < What does it take,..

 796
 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,315
 ..you tell her: "Carmen, this
 sunday we skip the cinema"

 797
 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,072
 In Italy, the man has the power

 798
 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,550
 No. Man has no power,
 he does what he wants. It's different.

 799
 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,279
 Ah! I play the 'rose bunch',
    I never did.

 800
 00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,634
 That one always works!

 801
 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,478
 I'll buy them. Two dozens.

 802
 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,999
 No, not so many.

 803
 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,792
 One is enough. Twelve.

 804
 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,599
 - Scarlet red, with a long leg.
 - Sure.

 805
 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,353
 With this much I get
 twelve dandelions!

 806
 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,595
 - Take. - Now, describe us in detail..

 807
 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,472
 ..the girl of the potatoes

 808
 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,879
 Look, they made it in the 
 Uffizi museum. Portrait of Mary.

 809
 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,516
 Sure. Mary with an old man.

 810
 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,232
 Let me see. Cute!

 811
 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,030
 Too bad she has somewhat short legs

 812
 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,350
 "Short woman is all a hole"

 813
 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,829

 814
 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,274
 [The 'bunch of roses' is a
 system I invented.]

 815
 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,112
 [Very antifeminist,
 but very effective..]

 816
 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,031
 [..in emergency situations.]

 817
 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,877
 Guido, don't hurry me!

 818
 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:55,157
 I go out once per week,
 and I like to prepare well.

 819
 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,590
 I like to have you make a good impression

 820
 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:58,829

 821
 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,070
 Who's that on sunday at this time?

 822
 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,434
 Madam Carmen Necchi?

 823
 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,556
 - Yes. Finally. Take.
 - Thanks.

 824
 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,350
 Take. It's for you.

 825
 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,278
 - What's that?
 - What's that?

 826
 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,755
 Twelve red roses.
 Look.

 827
 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:28,196
 There are only nine, not twelve

 828
 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,551
 - Nine? Why nine?
 - yes.

 829
 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,678
 Who sends them.

 830
 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,353
 Son of a bitch.

 831
 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,874
 Why do you say that,
 you don't even know who he is!

 832
 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,511
 I know he's a son of a bitch
 if he sends you roses. Who's that?

 833
 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,555
 I don't know

 834
 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,797
 Then, let's read this note.
 Why are you buying time?

 835
 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,154
 < Open it!

 836
 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,635
 - What's in there? - Nothing,
 it's not even signed.

 837
 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,431
 Give it to me!

 838
 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:06,669
 Ah, ahh. Who's that?

 839
 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,318
 I swear, Guido, I don't know
 anybody, I have no idea..

 840
 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,277
 ..of who that is.
 It may be....

 841
 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,990
 - A kind client.
 - Yes. And he writes "with passion"..

 842
 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,674
 ..because maybe you put
 too much pepper in the beans..

 843
 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,478
 ..and his ass is burning!
 -Guido....

 844
 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,950
 You teased him,
 you were a flirt,..

 845
 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,708
 ..you were all flailing
 while you served him,..

 846
 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,553
 ..you rubbed your boobs
 on him while you put..

 847
 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,916
 ..his jacket on. Let me go out!
 Let me go out.

 848
 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,556
 It's better that I leave
 before I do something stupid!

 849
 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:38,712

 850
 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,870
 What are you doing?
 You don't even bring me to the cinema?

 851
 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:44,270
 Sure, to the cinema! So that you can rub
 on someone. In the dark!

 852
 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:45,869
 But where are you going?

 853
 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,793
 Where do cuckolds go?
 To get drunk!

 854
 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,115

 855
 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,632

 856
 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,714
 Holy shit!
 They cut off the gas.

 857
 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,519
 < But why? The last notice
 said "in three days"..

 858
 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,431
 ..and it wasn't even
 one month ago!

 859
 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,989
 I have the bill
 in the pocket of my jacket

 860
 00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,388

 861
 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:19,829
 < Hey!

 862
 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:20,592
 < Hey!

 863
 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,631
 < Are you crazy?

 864
 00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:26,834
 Don't exaggerate!
 We will fix it, right?

 865
 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:31,279
 We can't even die
 in this house.

 866
 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,834
 We've had worse!

 867
 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,071

 868
 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:43,275

 869
 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,315
 What are you doing?

 870
 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:45,839
 What are you doing?

 871
 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,914
 - Leave me alone! I want to die!
 - What's wrong with you?

 872
 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,150
 - I want to die!
 - What's with death! - Leave me alone!

 873
 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:54,038
 - What did I do?
 - Help!

 874
 00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,639

 875
 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,318
 I got it. Then?

 876
 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,352
 - And then....
 - What? Uh?

 877
 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,711
 What? Are you doing the
 <i>supercazzola</i> with me?

 878
 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,199
 No! I'm speaking softly.

 879
 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,349
 - This pregnancy must absolutely be
 interrupted. - Yes, an abortion!

 880
 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,195
 - You want her to have an abortion, don't you?
 - Are you crazy?

 881
 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:32,637
 - Why? It's not a crime any more.
 - Ah, right! Then let's do it immediately.

 882
 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,798
 - Who's the father?
 - She won't tell.

 883
 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,354
 Maybe a worker. Anyway,
 not someone from our class.

 884
 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,750
 Otherwise it would be a disaster!

 885
 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,309
 Hey! We still are the Mascetti Counts!

 886
 00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,269
 - Would you make me this favour? - Yes.
 As long as the impregnated agrees.

 887
 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,393
 - Who? - The gravid, the impregnated.
 In your case, the minor.

 888
 00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,556
 - Couldn't you use more respectful
 words? - Between us?!

 889
 00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,154
 Between us my balls!
 The whole hospital is here!

 890
 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,869
 It's serious.

 891
 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:11,359
 So serious that I cannot intervene
 without the consent of the gravid.

 892
 00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,716
 I have to interrogate her.
 Take her here one of these days.

 893
 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,391
 - What, one of these days!
 Tomorrow! - All right. - Sassaroli!

 894
 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:22,036
 - For goodness sake! Keep it
 between us. - Professional confidentiality.

 895
 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,393
 - Bring him back to the bed.
 - But he's a desperate case!

 896
 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,436
 Indeed! It's useless
 to waste time.

 897
 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,469
 Thank you. Good morning!

 898
 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,638
 Necchi bar.
 Oh! What scoop?

 899
 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:42,551
 Don't tell me!

 900
 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,477
 - Am I not coming?! I'm flying!
 - And my playslip?

 901
 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,108
 Let me see!
 Anyway this one is not winning.

 902
 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,789
 Carmen!

 903
 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,278
 I'm going out for one hour.
 Do you mind?

 904
 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,034
 - No.
 - I take a 50 for the petrol. - Okay.

 905
 00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:00,874
 Ah! Keep an eye on
 the betting desk.

 906
 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:02,958
 - Yes. Listen!
 - Oh!

 907
 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,874
 - In your opinion, who can it be?
 - Who? What?

 908
 00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:10,913
 The man of the roses!

 909
 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:16,029
 - But who cares? I've forgiven you.
 - Just out of curiosity!

 910
 00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,671
 You, as a man, who do you say?

 911
 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,595
 Me, as a man, that one
 in the back.

 912
 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,069
 He has the face of a fool.
 See you!

 913
 00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,039
 - Enjoy your meal.
 - Thank you.

 914
 01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,474
 So, my girl....
 Come in!

 915
 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,595
 - May I?
 - What are you doing here?

 916
 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,429
 - He called me. - We need
 witnesses for this.

 917
 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,432
 < So, with tact, I said:
 "He'd rather have him than a stranger".

 918
 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,034
 - Come, Necchi. Sit down.
 < Thank you.

 919
 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,790
 - With tact, right?
 - Am I late?

 920
 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:30,077
 - Him too?!
 - We need two witnesses.

 921
 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,271
 I'm sorry, I'm not familiar
 with these things.

 922
 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,555
 I didn't know if it was
 enough, so I brought one more.

 923
 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,552
 Come in, mr Benetti.
 Benetti Rodolfo, known as Cantuccio.

 924
 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,757
 - Good morning!
 - Out! Out of here!

 925
 01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:42,951
 Calm down!

 926
 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:49,276
 You are hyenas laughing on
 other people's misfortunes.

 927
 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,869
 Come on, Mascetti!
 Don't be hysterical.

 928
 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,913
 We are just trying to play it down
 because we are friends!

 929
 01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,234
 We're here to help you. If you
 are the father, I could be the uncle.

 930
 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,709
 - Me too! - All uncles
 of the corrupt.

 931
 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:06,190
 - All pieces of the same
 mechanism. - All pieces of shit.

 932
 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,159
 Go, come on!

 933
 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:13,312
 Mela, here, before witnesses
 of pristine honesty I ask you:

 934
 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:19,194
 .."Are you consenting and convinced
 to interrupt your pregnancy?".

 935
 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:23,270
 - Are you? - She is, she is!
 - The gravid must answer.

 936
 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,673
 I didn't get the question.
 What do you want to do to me?

 937
 01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,518
 I'll use simpler words.

 938
 01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:34,039
 < Do you want to take out of your womb
 the fruit of your sin, of your lust?

 939
 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:38,069
 - One more word, and I make a carnage!
 - Lello!

 940
 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:43,678
 - You must have an abortion. - No!
 - You must have an abortion! - No, I won't abort!

 941
 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,115
 - Have an abortion!
 - I'd rather jump out of the window.

 942
 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,954
 - I'll throw you! < No! No!
 - Come! Bitch of a bitch.

 943
 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:53,556
 Lello! Stop!

 944
 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,472
 She said no, and it's no.

 945
 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,838
 I made the kid. I also count for
 something, don't I?

 946
 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,509
 Stay calm.

 947
 01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:20,789
 Count, you have to consent
 to the marriage..

 948
 01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:25,199
 ..with the metal worker. - Do you think
 you are a feudatory in the middle ages?

 949
 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,795
 A worker brings home
 850, 900.000 liras a month!

 950
 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,830
 - Really? - Yes! Plus the christmas bonus.
 - And the escalator.

 951
 01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:37,634
 All right. But the bastard
 must have a name!

 952
 01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:42,592
 - I'd call him Guidobaldo.
 A local name.... - But who?

 953
 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:46,954
 - The bastard! - A name, I mean
 a father. A surname!

 954
 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,315
 We have to know who
 is Mela's seducer.

 955
 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:53,473
 Interesting point! Who could be
 able to mount her.

 956
 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,396
 - I want to see his face!
 - I can't imagine him.

 957
 01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,994
 - I'll do that.
 - Be gentle, right?

 958
 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:08,480
 Melisenda, will you tell me who's that?
 The dad lets you marry him.

 959
 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,110
 - Will you tell me?
 - Lello!

 960
 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,668
 Who had the courage of 
 abusing you?

 961
 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:18,751
 How could he?
 Speak, bitch!

 962
 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:22,196
 - How do you dare saying bitch
 to my daughter? - You just said that.

 963
 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,511
 - But I'm her father. Who are you?
 - Didn't we say I'm the uncle?

 964
 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,909
 - He must be a monster.
 - A psycopath.

 965
 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,118
 - A maniac. - A degenerate. - Come on!
 He's not a werewolf!

 966
 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,789
 - She's also a woman, after all.
 - Tell us, my love.

 967
 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,912
 - I was clearing the table....
 < What did you say?

 968
 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:45,799
 - I was clearing the table! - What?
 - It's clear! She was clearing the table.

 969
 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:50,359
 - Clearing the table where?
 - She works in a company canteen.

 970
 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,834
 - Is it there that the mount happened?
 - I was clearing the table....

 971
 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,520
 Before, during or after meals?

 972
 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,389
 [When the accused
 is tight-lipped and noncommittal,..]

 973
 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,630
 [..the Court takes him
 to the crime scene..]

 974
 01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:03,995
 [..hoping for an
 emotional breakdown.]

 975
 01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:21,117
 - How many there are?
 - A lot. - 600 seats at least.

 976
 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,713
 Ok. Let's narrow it down.
 You were clearing which table.

 977
 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:28,998
 - That one down there. - Come!
 - No! No! I don't want! I'm ashamed.

 978
 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:33,950
 Architect, I still don't understand
 how the copulation could take place..

 979
 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:38,114
 ..while the corrupt was clearing the table.
 - I don't agree, professor.

 980
 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:43,679
 In fact, the position is favourable
 since, prone on the table....

 981
 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,717
 I'll kick you in the ass!

 982
 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,870
 - Dad, it was like that.
 - See?

 983
 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,429
 I was clearing the table
 someone came from the back,..

 984
 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:55,230
 ..put my skirt on my head
 and took advantage. - A rape!

 985
 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,999
 < Didn't you resist?
 - I was clearing the table!

 986
 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:05,515
 < But who was that, darling?
 Say that now. - I don't know!

 987
 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:10,592
 - I didn't see him. But from the voice
 he seemed .... - He seemed?

 988
 01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:14,833
 - The assistant cook. < 
 Not even a cook. An assistant!

 989
 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,593
 - How much does an assistant cook make?
 - Less than a cook.

 990
 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:21,909
 Excuse me, madam.

 991
 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:27,592
 - Do you know the assistant cook?
 - Who? Giovannone?

 992
 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,832
 Yes, Giovannone. What person is he?
 An okay guy?

 993
 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:36,513
 - Well, guy.... He must be about 45.
 - 45 years old? - At least! - Are you sure?

 994
 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,872
 - Yes. He has a 20 years old son
 and two married daughters. - He's a widower!

 995
 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,470
 a widower?!

 996
 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:47,430
 But why don't you ask all
 of these questions to him? He's in the kitchen.

 997
 01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:50,876
 - Giovannone! - Don't worry. - What's up?

 998
 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,519
 Someone wants you!

 999
 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:09,513
 - What's up? - <i>Blinda</i> the <i>supercazzola</i>
 with unhooding to the left..

 1000
 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,797
 ..and to the right as if were a big pot....
 - I didn't understand a fuck.

 1001
 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:17,633
 There! It's the information
 I wanted. Thank you.

 1002
 01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:31,073
 - Come on! React!
 - Lello....

 1003
 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:34,038
 - ....we'll make the gypsy trip.
 - Don't be like that!

 1004
 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,236
 - Be a man!
 - React!

 1005
 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,835
 < Sure! The gypsy trip!
 < Come on! Don't put yourself down!

 1006
 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:40,750
 Go away!

 1007
 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,513
 I'll give him a name.
 It will be Mascetti.

 1008
 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,670
 < Raffaello Mascetti,
 like his grandfather.

 1009
 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,951
 Mela, Alice, let's go!

 1010
 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:56,079
 [In order to distract Mascetti,
 we needed something concrete.]

 1011
 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,549
 [One of those things
 that we call jokes,..]

 1012
 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:04,913
 [..that are more exciting
 and adventurous..]

 1013
 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:10,988
 #I am a slave to your charms;#

 1014
 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,594
 #Plon plon plon.#

 1015
 01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:18,394
 #with but a single word you could#

 1016
 01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:24,596
 #relieve my every pain.#

 1017
 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:26,796
 - Look!
 - Ouch!

 1018
 01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,796
 TOWER SERVICE

 1019
 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:42,598
 Get out of the way! Attention, unsafe tower!

 1020
 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,358
 Move out! Move out!
 - Clear up the way, yellow flag!

 1021
 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,239
 Imminent danger! tapioca therapy with
 the <i>supercazzola</i> quarantine.

 1022
 01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:53,990
 < ....emergency intervention!
 Stay clear!

 1023
 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:58,671
 - Holy Mary, The bubble is at 170°.

 1024
 01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,159
 Imminent collapse! Imminent collapse!
 - Leave the tower, don't panic

 1025
 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:08,592
 - Attention, safety zone, step back!
 - We set up the barriers, don't cross the barriers!

 1026
 01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:10,671
 - Don't panic, orderly walk down

 1027
 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:16,510
 - Leave the tower, step down from the tower

 1028
 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,672
 - Evacuate!

 1029
 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,355
 - Volunteers for the poles, come on!

 1030
 01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:27,149
 - All fit and unfit men at the poles! 
 - I take care of the ropes 

 1031
 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:31,475
 < Help us, please!

 1032
 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:37,996
 Quick! Let's make emergency teams.
 Come on! Every second counts.

 1033
 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,153
 < Five men per pole.... < 
 Mesdames et messieurs....

 1034
 01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:43,151
 < Poles on the west side!
 Five more..

 1035
 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,515
 ..for the second pole!
 < <i>C'est dangereux!</i>

 1036
 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,830
 < Come on for the third pole,
 - Melandri: Quick!

 1037
 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:50,718
 < volunteers of all nationalities 
 - Halt!

 1038
 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:54,190
 - Slowly! 
 < Ladies and gentlemen, leave the leaning side!

 1039
 01:08:54,560 --> 01:09:00,317
 - Come on, support it, vertically

 1040
 01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,470
 Very well, second pole there, very good

 1041
 01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:06,998
 Bravissimi!

 1042
 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,113
 Get out of the tower! Evacuate!
 Run down but without making it vibrate!

 1043
 01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:16,835
 > Leave the space around the tower! - Slowly!

 1044
 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,276
 - Tiptoe.

 1045
 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,510
 - you Japanese as well.
 - What's up?

 1046
 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:24,989
 - Yukudi! - Sayonara!

 1047
 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,833
 - Yukudi! - Sayonara!

 1048
 01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:33,429
 More teams, come on! On the other side,
 at the ropes, at the cables!

 1049
 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,949
 All of you with me, on the east side.

 1050
 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:41,675
 < ....this square.

 1051
 01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,714
 - Drop it!
 - Careful, I drop the rope.

 1052
 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,597
 Those who are not working should
 leave the square. There, take it!

 1053
 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:50,912
 Make a chain

 1054
 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:56,229
 - Attention to the second rope!
 - Pull, pull to death! 

 1055
 01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:01,230
 You, brave kamikaze, come here!
 Come to this side.

 1056
 01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:04,757
 All here, support the base,
 straight arms

 1057
 01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:07,917
 Push, very well.

 1058
 01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:12,309
 - it's the last one, I don't have more.

 1059
 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,349
 Hold on, it's an absolute emergency,

 1060
 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,795
 we are waiting for the army, Tower Corps.

 1061
 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:22,156
 Pull strongly, the tower is World Heritage. 
 - What's happening?

 1062
 01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:26,074
 - What's happening? Don't you see how it's leaning,
 do you think it's normal? Pull, pull!

 1063
 01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:30,148
 Stop there, you make a balance weight.

 1064
 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,632
 There is the Tower Corps!

 1065
 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:37,315
 - Let's go! Let's go!
 - Oh, the police!

 1066
 01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:40,916
 - Wait!
 - Wait for me!

 1067
 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:44,670
 Hey, I'm leaving!

 1068
 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:49,510
 - Hey, but where are you going?
 - To Bologna, to the Asinelli tower, that one too...

 1069
 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:55,154
 Police is coming

 1070
 01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:04,835
 - Hey, where did they go?

 1071
 01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:06,592
 To Bologna!

 1072
 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:16,188
 Necchi, go into some alley,
 we have to clear up.

 1073
 01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:28,756
 Hey!

 1074
 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:39,991
 Go! Go!

 1075
 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:45,711
 Ready!

 1076
 01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:52,634

 1077
 01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:00,077
 < We screwed them over
 < What a show, guys!

 1078
 01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:03,118
 < It's a pity we don't even
 have a picture. Oh, shit!

 1079
 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,351
 - Good morning.
 - Good morning.

 1080
 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:08,795
 - Didn't you see the no entry sign?
 - Excuse me.

 1081
 01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,074
 <i>Antani</i> as if it were
 an unhooding..

 1082
 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,628
 ..tapioca tharapy
 unhooding of strangers?

 1083
 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,678
 Ok, you are strangers,
 but the signs are international.

 1084
 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,034
 Give me your license, please.

 1085
 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:20,508
 - Here you are.
 - Thank you.

 1086
 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,873
 < Are you mr Verdirame Augusto,
    from Brescia?

 1087
 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,394
 Sure, Verdirame!
 My name's Necchi!

 1088
 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,320
 < Necchi? Then this
 isn't your license!

 1089
 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:35,520
 - What? Let me see.
 - Look!

 1090
 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:40,793
 That's a mistery!

 1091
 01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:45,028
 Didn't you leave it home?
 Come on, calmly reconstruct the events.

 1092
 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:49,673
 Reconstruct! Near Porta Prato
 I noticed I didn't have my license.

 1093
 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,558
 I came back, honked..

 1094
 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:53,949
 ..for a while,
 since my wife was sleeping..

 1095
 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:58,508
 ..then I asked her to throw
 down my wallet. She threw this....

 1096
 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,550
 - It's really a mistery...
 - Sorry,..

 1097
 01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:05,116
 ..but usually,
 where do you keep your wallet?

 1098
 01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:08,478
 In the back pocket of
 the pants, like everybody.

 1099
 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,150
 And your pants, when you take
 them off, where do you put them?

 1100
 01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:16,433
 < On the chair next to the bed,
 like everybody. - Indeed!

 1101
 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:20,438
 Like mr Verdirame Augusto from Brescia.

 1102
 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,515
 So? Mr Verdirame Augusto 
 puts them on a chair..

 1103
 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,593
 ..next to his bed in Brescia.
 - Yes, when he's in Brescia.

 1104
 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,872
 And when he's in Florence,
 he puts them on your chair.

 1105
 01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,875
 < It seems clear.

 1106
 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,953
 How? I don't understand.

 1107
 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:41,150
 Mr policeman, you got it...
 It's a delicate case...

 1108
 01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:43,708
 - There has been an exchange.
 - ....a common one, but still delicate.

 1109
 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:47,313
 Sure, given the situation,
 we'll turn a blind eye.

 1110
 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,549
    Don't worry mr Becchi.
    It's fine for me

    1111
    01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:52,436
    Necchi!

    1112
    01:13:57,120 --> 01:14:02,717
    That's why she didn't get upset
    when I told her about the gypsy trip.

    1113
    01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,670
    - In fact, she said: "Go, have fun!".
    - What a bitch!

    1114
    01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:11,193
    - How do you dare? She's my wife.
    - And what about my daughter..

    1115
    01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,589
    ..is she a bitch and your wife isn't?
    - You can't say that!

    1116
    01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:14,157
    - Put off your hands or I'll spit on you!
    - Try!

    1117
    01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:19,589
    Fuck! I spat on my shirt.

    1118
    01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,557
    Go! Get out of here!

    1119
    01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:26,236
    > Oh! Oh! Oh!

    1120
    01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:32,714
    Is that how you start!?
    You'll break my neck.

    1121
    01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,719
    I'll break someone else's neck
    once I get home.

    1122
    01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:39,076
    - Revenge is best served cold.
    - So what?

    1123
    01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:42,277
 Don't let her know that you know.
 Make her betray herself.

 1124
 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:47,071
 Look at her moves. Don't use 
 violence, but smartness.

 1125
 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:51,429
 - Be smart like a stag
 - What a stupid thing to say

 1126
 01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:54,632
 The stag is not smart.
 I could be smart like a fox.

 1127
 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:58,150
 Sure, but the fox
 doesn't wear horns.

 1128
 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,432
 - I'll kill you!
 - Keep your hands off.

 1129
 01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:03,477
 - I'll spit on you!
 - Try!

 1130
 01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,358
 - I'll spit on you!
 - Try!
 < Stop that!

 1131
 01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,994
 - Eh!
 - You'll pay for my jacket!

 1132
 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:20,311
 What smartness.

 1133
 01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:26,068
 I'll have her tell the name
 of his man by the force of my fists.

 1134
 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:28,952
 I can tell you the name

 1135
 01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:35,435
 Verdirame Augusto, born in Brescia
 in 1940. Do you want the address too?

 1136
 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:38,037
 Ah, right!

 1137
 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,549
 So, what do I tell to
 this pig?

 1138
 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:48,471
 Nothing. Be civilized.
 Show a controlled, manly sorrow.

 1139
 01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:52,429
 Let the pig know that you know,
 but that you don't care.

 1140
 01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:57,950
 Of course!

 1141
 01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,273
 Or course! I act like
 nothing has happened.

 1142
 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:06,398
 Because, you know,
 maybe you won't believe me..

 1143
 01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:11,756
 ..but, if I look closely,
 I really don't give a shit!

 1144
 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,069
 Oh! Bravo!

 1145
 01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:19,119
 - A man is a man.... - You got it?
 - ....even when he's a cuckold.

 1146
 01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:36,237
 - Bye.
 - Bye.

 1147
 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,916
 - Bye.
 - Bye.

 1148
 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:43,552
 - Bye.
 - See you.

 1149
 01:16:56,960 --> 01:17:00,316
 - Come on, take us back to the cars.
 - No. Wait a moment.

 1150
 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:02,551
 What?

 1151
 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:08,152
 > Slut!

 1152
 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,117
 > I'll kill you!
 > It hurts!

 1153
 01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:13,192
 > I'll kill you! Bitch!
 > But why....

 1154
 01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:16,636
 > Why? Bitch! > Why?
 > Pig!

 1155
 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:21,834
 > ....you leave me alone. The only
 one who sent me roses in 20 years!

 1156
 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:25,715
 > What's up mr Necchi?

 1157
 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:29,429
 > What's wrong with you?
 > Bitch....

 1158
 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:34,031
 You're welcome.

 1159
 01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:37,834
 (customers speaking spanish)

 1160
 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,953
 < It's useless to argue
 - Score for us

 1161
 01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:50,190
 - Two points....
 - How? And this one?

 1162
 01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:51,838
 - There's a meter in between.
 - Darling.

 1163
 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:05,156
 - You, stay calm, I serve him.
 What did he order? - A broth.

 1164
 01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:22,559
 He went to get the knife

 1165
 01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:38,351
 He're a special broth,
 made today.

 1166
 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:42,270
 In fact, made now just for you.

 1167
 01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:44,872
 Did he bring him a broth?!

 1168
 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:48,191
 Of course, with an egg inside,
 to make him feel better

 1169
 01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:00,191
 - Is it good?
 - It's a bit sour.

 1170
 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:04,715
 Of course! I pissed in it!

 1171
 01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:15,518
 - Got it. How much is it?
 - I offer it.

 1172
 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:17,477
 No!

 1173
 01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:20,957
 No.

 1174
 01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:24,634
 Now you drink it all.

 1175
 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:33,357
 Come on!

 1176
 01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:37,197
 Bravo!

 1177
 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:44,798
 < It's not him anymore. He
 acts cinically but.... - You can go now.

 1178
 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:49,114
 Guys, it's serious things that
 can change your personality

 1179
 01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:59,479
 < Let's go!

 1180
 01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:02,074
 Wait!
 He wants to do the <i>souvenir d'Italie</i>.

 1181
 01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:04,037
 But be careful.

 1182
 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:07,229
 (customers speaking spanish)

 1183
 01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:16,309
 [The <i>souvenir d'Italie</i> is a
 touristic initiative..]

 1184
 01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:19,512
 [..approved by the town hall
 in order to help foreign ladies..]

 1185
 01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:24,953
 [..in bringing home nice views
 of our nice country.]

 1186
 01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:27,279
 Put up the screen!

 1187
 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:28,998
 Give it to me.

 1188
 01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:31,036
 - I go first.
 - Ok.

 1189
 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,913
 - Go! - Keep it high.
 - Focus..

 1190
 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:38,356
 ..and take a picture of this church
 tower by Giotto. - Done!

 1191
 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:43,995
 - Now put this baptistery!
 - High!

 1192
 01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:48,029
 - Stay there.. Done!
 - My turn!

 1193
 01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:50,793
 - Take the table cloth.
 - I'll take it.

 1194
 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:55,236
 - Ready? - Off with this Chapel!
 - Done!

 1195
 01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:59,670
 - Wait! - Guys, my turn!
 - Shh! - What should I do?

 1196
 01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,559
 - Pull here, they see us?
 - Come here!

 1197
 01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:06,233
 This is a villa by Palladio!

 1198
 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,150
 (customers speaking spanish)

 1199
 01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:21,800
 Thank you! Muchas gracias!
 Danke schoen!

 1200
 01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,553
 Bitte! Prego!

 1201
 01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:27,678
 Please! Madam, a beer
 with <i>supercazzola</i> under the table..

 1202
 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:31,150
 ..like an unhooding straight on
 - Muchas gracias!

 1203
 01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:32,468
 Danke schoen!

 1204
 01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:43,870
 Thank you!

 1205
 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:47,110
 - Okay!
 - Have a nice trip!

 1206
 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,710
 - And come back!
 - Thanks!

 1207
 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:53,910
 Are they German or Dutch?

 1208
 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:57,073
 O genius! Don't you see
 it says Espana?

 1209
 01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:01,993
 By the way, what happened
 to the girl with the suitcase?

 1210
 01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:05,636
 Right! Poor girl!
 We were really mean!

 1211
 01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:08,349
 Don't speak about her!
 Don't make me remember!

 1212
 01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:11,990
 It's the regret of my life.
 I've been feeling bad for three years.

 1213
 01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:15,436
 < Three? Five or six!
 Perozzi was still alive!

 1214
 01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:18,193
 Alive?!
 He had been dead for at least one year!

 1215
 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:23,679
 > He was alive, he got the tickets
 with a discount!

 1216
 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:28,474
 - Come on!
 - Excuse me.

 1217
 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:31,275
 What is she doing?

 1218
 01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:43,557
 Look! What's that?!

 1219
 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:57,639
 That's not a woman!
 It's a seven-leg spider!

 1220
 01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:01,398
 - I find her a bit disgusting, and you?
 - Mee too

 1221
 01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:05,555
 Of course, because you have no
 gymnastic-erotic fantasies!

 1222
 01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:07,592
 < Look what she can do!

 1223
 01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,794
 My love!

 1224
 01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:27,996
 Brava!

 1225
 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:13,751
 Can you imagine what you can do
 with someone like that.

 1226
 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,594
 I'm not interested in fucking
 inside a suitcase.

 1227
 01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,989
 Got it. You are poor ordinary people.

 1228
 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,749
 The different, the refined
 are not for you.

 1229
 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:25,274
 Lend me 10 000,
 then I'll tell you how it went.

 1230
 01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:27,999
 And what can you do with 10 000?
 Where do you bring her?

 1231
 01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:31,278
 I'll play the "stripe trick"

 1232
 01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:33,791
 - I'll give you 2 000.
 - Okay.

 1233
 01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,512
 Thanks. [The "stripe trick",
 like Mascetti called it,..]

 1234
 01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:41,160
 [..is a trick that he invented
 to spend a night..]

 1235
 01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:44,869
 [..with dancers, tourists and so on
 and then disappear.] Brava!

 1236
 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:48,195
 <i>Pase</i>!

 1237
 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:54,038
 - May I?
 < You're welcome!

 1238
 01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:56,350
 [He introduced himself as a Count..]

 1239
 01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:58,351
 [..he told her about how much he
 admired her,..]

 1240
 01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:01,876
 [..he assured her that her talent
 would be wasted in such a small theater,..]

 1241
 01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:03,951
 [..that he knew famous producers.]

 1242
 01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:06,474
 [He was shocked at the news
 that the poor girl was living..]

 1243
 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,357
 [..in one of the usual dismal hotels..]

 1244
 01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:11,637
 [..and invited her to move to
 the best hotel in the town.]

 1245
 01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:14,910
 Darling....

 1246
 01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,879
 [The unfortunate person,
 with little knowledge of the language..]

 1247
 01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:20,997
 [..and fascinated by the
 aristocratic manners of the stranger,..]

 1248
 01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:24,914
 [..hoping for a lucky strike
 and convinced by the luxury of the environment..]

 1249
 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,877
 [..in which the Count introduced her..]

 1250
 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:30,953
 [..wouldn't dare to refuse a night
 of love and thankfulness..]

 1251
 01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:34,717
 [He would spend a lot..]

 1252
 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,759
 [..because he would have paid
 with the "stripe trick",..]

 1253
 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:42,874
 [..that is he got up the day after
 at dawn,..]

 1254
 01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:47,956
 [..put on a jacket with stripes,
 like a porter,..]

 1255
 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:50,397
 [..took the service elevator,..]

 1256
 01:25:50,480 --> 01:25:54,029
 [..grabbed the suitcases of some customer
 who was coming or leaving..]

 1257
 01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,350
 [..and went out with those
 in front of the night concierge..]

 1258
 01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:58,556
 [..and left the hotel..]

 1259
 01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:00,830
 [..coming to the end of the adventure.]

 1260
 01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:04,790
 [But that time, he got
 much more involved.]

 1261
 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,953
 [He disappeared.
 We never heard about him.]

 1262
 01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:39,755
 [Then, a month later, and pushed
 more by hunger then by concern,..]

 1263
 01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:42,832
 [..his wife came by.
 We told her not to worry..]

 1264
 01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:44,956
 [..and then, by counting
 how many hotels he had already..]

 1265
 01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:47,793
 [..used up with the
 stripe trick,..]

 1266
 01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:50,838
 [..we got him at the
 Hotel Pace in Montecatini.]

 1267
 01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:52,468
 All right.
 Thanks.

 1268
 01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:55,514
 The Sir Count told me
 to wait a moment.

 1269
 01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:58,108
 He's coming as soon as possible,
 he's with the barber.

 1270
 01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:00,309
 - Thanks.
 - You're welcome.

 1271
 01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:11,633
 Guys, this must cost 150 000 a day.

 1272
 01:27:12,320 --> 01:27:15,995
 - A flat even more!
 - And only to sleep!

 1273
 01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:20,439
 - There he is!
 - With a new jacket!

 1274
 01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:24,752
 - And shoes! God strike him!
 - Those come from Sassaroli.

 1275
 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:28,708
 - He gave them to him to fix them
 and he never saw them again. - Right!

 1276
 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:32,917
 Hello guys! How are you?
 What brings you here?

 1277
 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:36,836
 - You got a new jacket!
 - Yes, cashmere by Zanobetti.

 1278
 01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:40,997
 - One million at least! - In monthly payments!
 < And the hotel?

 1279
 01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:46,399
 - Lunch is 40 000 each, we're two.
 < 80 000!

 1280
 01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:51,230
 Then dinner, suite, two bathrooms,
 hall, wardrobe.

 1281
 01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:54,273
 - More or less....
 < 300, 350 a day.

 1282
 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:57,034
 - But breakfast is included!
 - Ah, then....

 1283
 01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:59,509
 - You lost your mind?!
 - In your conditions!

 1284
 01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:01,670
 - Criminal! Who pays?
 - What did you do?

 1285
 01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:05,196
 - I found a sponsor.
 - A shylock!

 1286
 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:07,919
 Don't you think about your family
 who can't even eat!

 1287
 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:12,039
 Yes, I'm a bastard,
 but I don't give a shit!

 1288
 01:28:12,440 --> 01:28:18,788
 I'm 55! Do you understand
 that you have one life only and it's not coming back?

 1289
 01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,915
 For a month I lived like
 in the good old days,

 1290
 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:24,798
 ..when the Mascetti Counts
 got out with Isotta Fraschini,..

 1291
 01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:27,110
 ..a chauffeur, a butler....
 - And a brown bear.

 1292
 01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,758
 And a brown bear, indeed!

 1293
 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:32,628
 In five years I spent all my money
 and Alice's

 1294
 01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:37,351
 It's at least 5 or 6 billions,
 And I'm proud of it!

 1295
 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,159
 I'm proud of it!

 1296
 01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:43,993
 And then a spider came,
 who made me young again.

 1297
 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:48,279
 Give way! Poor bourgeois, tradesmen, Philistine!

 1298
 01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:52,715
 For the last time, the
 Count Mascetti greets you and leaves.

 1299
 01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:57,716
 Wait for me, darling!
 Gaetano, my Ferrari.

 1300
 01:29:01,320 --> 01:29:05,598
 Don't worry, in three days I kill myself,
 I'll jump from the balcony.

 1301
 01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:06,831
 Farewell!

 1302
 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:12,550
 Is it true?

 1303
 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,830
 Oh! Oh! Eh!

 1304
 01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:25,398
 - What are you doing here?
 - I played the stripe trick.

 1305
 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:30,037
 - You should hide me for three or
 four days. Is it a problem? - No.

 1306
 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:33,513
 - Didn't you want to commit suicide?
 - Yes, but I reconsidered that.

 1307
 01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:38,478
 For the hotel it's ok.

 1308
 01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:41,791
 I played the stripe trick, I left
 the contortionist there. She will figure it out.

 1309
 01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:45,873
 - And these suitcases?
 - They belong to some Kriger.

 1310
 01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:50,913
 Bring them to the
 station and get a ticket..

 1311
 01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:54,238
 ..that we will send to the hotel.
 Anonimously of course.

 1312
 01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:58,234
 What else? Ah, the Ferrari!
 I'll give it back, I'll lose the first payment.

 1313
 01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:01,796
 - You'll take it back, right?
 - Yes. Anything else?

 1314
 01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:06,431
 After that, we just have to focus
 on the shylock.

 1315
 01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:10,869
 I owe him less than 5 000 000
 but he also wanted..

 1316
 01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:14,077
 ..four encyclopedias, already paid
 by my customers.

 1317
 01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:17,311
 So I have to give them back immediately,
 or I end up in jail.

 1318
 01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:20,517
 But, once this problem is solved
 everything is fine.

 1319
 01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:25,116
 - In the worst case I'll hang myself in prison
 - What's the name of the shylock?

 1320
 01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:28,200
 Sabino Capogreco. May god curse him!

 1321
 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:31,755
 Weigh it again!

 1322
 01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:33,956
 Third time.

 1323
 01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:39,636
 See? It's six less.
 Didn't I see that?

 1324
 01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:44,678
 On 100 grams of lard, it's 6% less.
 Why should I lose the 6%?

 1325
 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:50,070
 On 300 liras, 3, 6, 18,
 it's almost 20 liras.

 1326
 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:53,915
 - Do as you want, mr Sabino.
 - as I want... it's how it is!

 1327
 01:30:54,560 --> 01:30:55,470
 Take.

 1328
 01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:58,511
 - Don't you want it?
 - Of course!

 1329
 01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:01,632
 - Take it. Thank you.
 - Oh! You're welcome. See you!

 1330
 01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:50,431
 Enjoy your meal, mr shylock.

 1331
 01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:55,792
 - Who are you? I don't know you.
 - Friends, mr shylock.

 1332
 01:31:56,120 --> 01:31:59,192
 - Who wants to warn you.
 - About what?

 1333
 01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:01,956
 You push people to desperation,..

 1334
 01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:03,917
 ..but a downfallen aristocratic,
 before going to jail,..

 1335
 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,434
 ..could do something stupid

 1336
 01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:12,470
 Got it! Mascetti sent you.
 You tell me that he wants to kill himself?

 1337
 01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:16,590
 Everybody says that: "I'll kill myself"
 then noone does.

 1338
 01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:21,831
 And even if he does,
 I don't give a shit.

 1339
 01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:28,396
 I got the encyclopedias as a guarantee.
 I sell those and I'm even.

 1340
 01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:30,994
 Mr shylock, I didn't say he wanted
 to kill himself.

 1341
 01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:36,598
 - I say he wants to kill you.
 - Danger is my job.

 1342
 01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:41,277
 Come on! Leave me alone!
 Let me eat!

 1343
 01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:46,390
 Look, I come to the practical side,
 I have a bar.

 1344
 01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:50,872
 You give him the encyclopedias
 and we guarantee the loan. Okay?

 1345
 01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:55,919
 :What do you have to lose? < 
 He is a renowned surgeon

 1346
 01:32:56,120 --> 01:33:01,035
 < Behind you, you have an architect
 of the municipality.

 1347
 01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:03,911
 As you see, you are more than 
 guaranteed.

 1348
 01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:10,993
 And if I accept, what do I gain.
 With no gain I'll refuse for sure.

 1349
 01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:13,958
 If you don't accept I'll
 kick you in the ass for sure.

 1350
 01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:17,669
 I had so many! I got the habit!

 1351
 01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:20,633
 Be careful! You won't get
 any more money!

 1352
 01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:23,639
 [He was a much tougher nut to crack
 than us..]

 1353
 01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:25,950
 [..in the end we had to
 sign a written contract..]

 1354
 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:28,679
 [..to give him a certain number
 of services,..]

 1355
 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:31,194
 [..according to our possibilities
 and jobs.]

 1356
 01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:32,873
 [We saved Mascetti,..]

 1357
 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:36,675
 [..but a life of persecution
 and torment started.]

 1358
 01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:46,316
 What's up?

 1359
 01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:51,953
 What's up? The coffee is watery,
 and the pastry was made yesterday! Fix that!

 1360
 01:33:57,080 --> 01:33:59,640
 - Is it going on for long still?
 - Of course!

 1361
 01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:03,912
 The contract calls for six months
 of good cappuccinos and hot pastry.

 1362
 01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:07,955
 We're in for a laugh! [After twenty days,
 Carmen couldn't stand it..]

 1363
 01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:12,312
 [..and Sassaroli thought about eliminating him
 with a poisonous injection.]

 1364
 01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:14,830
 - It's ok, you can put back your clothes
 - And blood pressure?

 1365
 01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:18,714
 We measured it five days ago.
 You're as healthy as a shark.

 1366
 01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:21,155
 The contract says: complete and
 accurate visits.

 1367
 01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:23,917
 Dr Melchiorri, please,..

 1368
 01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:30,111
 ..measure the pressure. - I don't
 know him. I want the head physician!

 1369
 01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:32,872

 1370
 01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:36,996
 [Luckily we came to the last straw]

 1371
 01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:37,671

 1372
 01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:45,028
 - Hello? - Where is the professor?
 - Just a moment.

 1373
 01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:49,670
 - Professor.
 - Thank you, sister.

 1374
 01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:54,349
 - Who is that?
 > It's Sabino Capogreco.

 1375
 01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:57,353
 Do you know what time it is!
 Half past two!

 1376
 01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:01,709
 - Mr Sabino, go fuck yourself!
 > But I'm feeling bad!

 1377
 01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:03,996
 Hello?

 1378
 01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:06,875
 - What do you feel?
 > Pain.

 1379
 01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:09,838
 - Pain where?
 > Here near the kidney.

 1380
 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:12,150
 - Ouch! ouch!
 > What?

 1381
 01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:15,677
 - Ouch! ouch!
 > Oh God, what's that?

 1382
 01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:20,278
 No, don't worry. Stay still,
 I'll take care of it immediately.

 1383
 01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:23,997
 I'll send you an ambulance,
 emergency room.

 1384
 01:35:25,200 --> 01:35:27,555
 [The day after that,
 while we were betting on football,..]

 1385
 01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:29,471
 [..Sassaroli made a triumphal entrance..]

 1386
 01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:31,835
 [..and announced with the sound
 of the trumpets in Aida....]

 1387
 01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:34,514
 Guys! He's ours!

 1388
 01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:37,956
 I tied him to the bed.
 We'll have him pay for everything.

 1389
 01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:39,635
 Revenge!

 1390
 01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:48,636
 #Yes, revenge, terrible revenge
 is all that my heart desires.#

 1391
 01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:57,117
 # The hour of your punishment hastens on,
 that hour which will be your last.#

 1392
 01:35:57,680 --> 01:36:01,195
 #Parapo, parapo, parapo
 pon pon pon pon.#

 1393
 01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:05,036
 #Fratelli d'Italia,
 l'Italia s'è desta,..#

 1394
 01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:08,955
 #..dell'elmo di Scipio
 s'è cinta la testa....#

 1395
 01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:11,838
 - The contortionist! Block her!
 - Raffaello!

 1396
 01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:13,114
 The girl with the suitcase!

 1397
 01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:15,236
 - Good evening.
 - How can I help you?

 1398
 01:36:15,320 --> 01:36:18,437
 - Raffaello, <i>donde esta</i>?
 - The Count was here just a moment ago.

 1399
 01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:22,429
 He must be in the toilet.
 I'll call him.

 1400
 01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:29,189
 > Busy! - Sir Count,
 a young lady asks for you.

 1401
 01:36:29,280 --> 01:36:31,953
 - That pig of your mother
 - Yours!

 1402
 01:36:32,040 --> 01:36:34,918
 - Raffaello! - Carmensita, my love!
 Where were you? - Me?

 1403
 01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:39,278
 - Yes! I looked for you everywhere.
 I couldn't find you. - True, true.

 1404
 01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:43,838
 He was desperate. He always asked: "Where
 did Carmensita end up?".

 1405
 01:36:43,920 --> 01:36:45,876
 (with a Spanish accent)
 I walked a lot.

 1406
 01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:48,952
 Es luck that I found
 this ticket in your pocket..

 1407
 01:36:49,040 --> 01:36:52,112
 ..with an address of this place.
 Look. -Ah! The bill!

 1408
 01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:55,750
 If you paid the bill of
 the restaurant, this wouldn't happen.

 1409
 01:36:55,840 --> 01:36:58,877
 But why did you leave?
 No has telefonado! Nada!

 1410
 01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:01,156
 Darling, I'm a businessman

 1411
 01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:03,913
 <i>Blinda</i> the premature
 <i>supercazzola</i>, a matter of cheques

 1412
 01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:07,310
 <i>Tapia tapioca tapiocaterapia,</i>
 in dollars, pounds..

 1413
 01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:11,070
 ..tieshoe, shoetie, things
 in the hotel. But you?

 1414
 01:37:11,440 --> 01:37:15,149
 - They threw me out of the hotel.
 - Rascals! It's absurd.

 1415
 01:37:15,320 --> 01:37:17,880
 They left me only my suitcase.

 1416
 01:37:18,440 --> 01:37:23,468
 - Mira. Empty, nada. - I'll show
 them now. I'm going to the hotel.

 1417
 01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:26,757
 < No! You stop!
 I got you. Yo no soy stupid.

 1418
 01:37:26,840 --> 01:37:29,115
 You want to run away
 you tired of mi.

 1419
 01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:31,033
 But I'm going nowhere.

 1420
 01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:35,631
 I lost everything, my jacket,
 my fur, my ring, my job.

 1421
 01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:39,315
 - What do I do now?
 - (,Qué lavoro hace usted, senorita?

 1422
 01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:41,995
 Right, you don't know her, sir.

 1423
 01:37:42,080 --> 01:37:45,311
 He is Sassaroli, a big producer.

 1424
 01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:48,710
 The lady is a contortionist and
 with this suitcase..

 1425
 01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:54,119
 ..she makes an exceptional show
 - Never seen anything like that!

 1426
 01:37:54,560 --> 01:37:56,073
 Mucho gusto, senorita.

 1427
 01:37:57,800 --> 01:38:00,314
 - (,Qué lavoro es éste?
 - Extraordinary!

 1428
 01:38:00,480 --> 01:38:04,393
 She twists and fits inside this
 small suitcase.

 1429
 01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:07,550
 - And she closes it.
 - No es posible.

 1430
 01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:11,189
 No? We have all seen that!

 1431
 01:38:11,520 --> 01:38:14,830
 - Show him!
 - Yes! Let's move everything!

 1432
 01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:18,433
 - Sassaroli, what are you up to?
 - Wait, let's see....

 1433
 01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:22,798
 - Let's see what? - Maybe she will
 be hired - Where?

 1434
 01:38:23,240 --> 01:38:26,357
 For my circus chain.
 Los Circos Sassaroles.

 1435
 01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,791
 Of course,
 yo no prometto nada.

 1436
 01:38:28,960 --> 01:38:31,599
 Primero, tengo que veder.
 Usted es libre?

 1437
 01:38:31,760 --> 01:38:35,548
 Of course she's free.
 Come on! Show him.

 1438
 01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:36,596
 No, guys!

 1439
 01:38:37,360 --> 01:38:41,239
 You don't want to stop her career,
 egoist! She has a future in the suitcase.

 1440
 01:38:41,920 --> 01:38:44,992
 - How can she breathe?
 - There are holes!

 1441
 01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:48,950
 Ah, are there? Then, senorita,
 bueno. Acomodase.

 1442
 01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:52,638
 - I can't work without music.
 - Music? Immediately!

 1443
 01:38:52,720 --> 01:38:55,439
 - Music!
 - I'm going to the juke box.

 1444
 01:38:55,520 --> 01:38:57,476
 - Well!
 - Gracias.

 1445
 01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:02,311
 The atmosphere is ready!

 1446
 01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:06,111
 It's extraordinary, professor

 1447
 01:39:06,840 --> 01:39:09,308
 - Never seen anything like that.
 - There you are.

 1448
 01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:11,230
 Come on

 1449
 01:39:13,240 --> 01:39:16,596
 - Attention! - 
 Brava! - Silence!

 1450
 01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:32,956
 - Well!
 - Let's go, quick!

 1451
 01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:34,792
 go, go. Op! Op! Op!

 1452
 01:39:36,960 --> 01:39:38,439
 He's leaving!

 1453
 01:39:38,520 --> 01:39:40,988
 - Run!
 - Quick, he's leaving!

 1454
 01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:44,593
 She's settled!

 1455
 01:39:45,080 --> 01:39:46,354

 1456
 01:39:50,880 --> 01:39:51,915
 Is it here?

 1457
 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:53,274
 Very clear

 1458
 01:39:54,120 --> 01:39:56,680
 ow ow ow ouch.

 1459
 01:39:57,680 --> 01:40:00,399
 Why this "ow ow ow ouch"?

 1460
 01:40:00,880 --> 01:40:04,031
 Can I know what's the matter?
 What do I have? Is it serious?

 1461
 01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:07,234
 < No, not really desperate, no.

 1462
 01:40:07,440 --> 01:40:10,477
 - Desperate?
 - Do you have relatives? - Why?

 1463
 01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:15,079
 It would be nice to let them know.

 1464
 01:40:15,320 --> 01:40:16,912
 About what?

 1465
 01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:19,275
 That you have an urgent operation.

 1466
 01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:20,554
 < A serious one.

 1467
 01:40:20,960 --> 01:40:23,269
 Do you see these two pigsties?

 1468
 01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:24,834
 Pigsties? What are they?

 1469
 01:40:24,920 --> 01:40:29,118
 Your kidneys. Left and right.
 We have to take them out.

 1470
 01:40:29,480 --> 01:40:32,313
 Is it a joke?
 How does one live without kidneys?

 1471
 01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:33,350
 You die!

 1472
 01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:36,236
 < Let's not jump to conclusions.

 1473
 01:40:36,320 --> 01:40:38,675
 The situation is serious.
 I told you.

 1474
 01:40:38,760 --> 01:40:42,070
 We have to find a donor
 for a transplant.

 1475
 01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:44,356
 < Donor means he gives
 it away for free?

 1476
 01:40:44,440 --> 01:40:46,032
 Someone gives away a good kidney
 and you want..

 1477
 01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:48,759
 ..him to do that for free?
 - He'd be a fool!

 1478
 01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:52,958
 I would have one.
 a parasitic nephew..

 1479
 01:40:53,840 --> 01:40:57,276
 ..I disinherited him. I could
 make a small change..

 1480
 01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:00,034
 ..to my will
 and pay him when I die.

 1481
 01:41:00,160 --> 01:41:03,311
 Because they told me
 that transplants between relatives..

 1482
 01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:06,039
 ..end up better.
 - Old theories.

 1483
 01:41:06,120 --> 01:41:09,317
 In fact, it's the opposite, recent
 research proved..

 1484
 01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:13,598
 ..that transplants between close
 relatives are like marriage: abortions.

 1485
 01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:16,350
 One hundred percent, guaranteed rejection.

 1486
 01:41:16,440 --> 01:41:19,398
 Then we must absolutely
 find a stranger.

 1487
 01:41:19,480 --> 01:41:20,629
 > May I?

 1488
 01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:27,469
 - Then it's really true.
 Both of them? - Yes.

 1489
 01:41:28,440 --> 01:41:31,955
 Poor Sabino, I'm so sorry.
 Who would have told..

 1490
 01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:34,514
 ..a man so healthy, so active.

 1491
 01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:36,193
 It's true, life is like that..

 1492
 01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:39,113
 ..one day you're here, next
 day you're in the tomb. Be brave.

 1493
 01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:41,714
 < What tomb! I only need

 1494
 01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:44,155
 someone to give me a kidney..
 < Like it's nothing!

 1495
 01:41:44,240 --> 01:41:46,390
 - In 24 hours.
 - By paying.

 1496
 01:41:46,480 --> 01:41:48,277
 Life has no price.

 1497
 01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:53,073
 Why? He needs a kidney?
 And if he finds it he's safe?

 1498
 01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:55,117
 Sure, one hundred percent.

 1499
 01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:59,072
 But then, Sabino, I'll give it to you.
 How? You helped me..

 1500
 01:41:59,240 --> 01:42:01,913
 ..when I needed!
 And now I'm here.

 1501
 01:42:02,240 --> 01:42:04,390
 How much would you pay?

 1502
 01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:08,230
 - The current market value
 of a kidney - Eh!

 1503
 01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:10,356
 Why "eh"?
 - It's millions!

 1504
 01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:14,155
 No, Sabino, let's make a nice thing.
 You forgive my loans..

 1505
 01:42:14,320 --> 01:42:17,835
 ..and I give you a kidney. You
 don't pay a cent and we're even.

 1506
 01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:20,036
 I got good kidneys, do you
 want to see me pissing?

 1507
 01:42:20,120 --> 01:42:22,236
 < Stay there!
 - We need a blood donor..

 1508
 01:42:22,320 --> 01:42:23,992
 ..for such a difficult operation.
 - Right

 1509
 01:42:24,080 --> 01:42:27,595
 - It's not important now!
 - no! It's not that easy..

 1510
 01:42:27,680 --> 01:42:30,592
 ..as you think. You have 
 a blood group that is..

 1511
 01:42:30,680 --> 01:42:32,591
 ..very difficult to find: X-1-2.

 1512
 01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:35,679
 - What? What? What?
 < X-1-2.

 1513
 01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:37,558
 It's mine!

 1514
 01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:39,511
 What a coincidence!

 1515
 01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:43,229
 Yes, it's my blood group.
 I'll transfuse my blood.

 1516
 01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:46,229
 Mr Sabino, you were born lucky.

 1517
 01:42:47,520 --> 01:42:50,751
 Come on, a coagulant injection tonight

 1518
 01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:53,752
 ..an evacuating enema
 and we meet tomorrow..

 1519
 01:42:53,840 --> 01:42:57,150
 ..in the operation theatre.
 - So nice!

 1520
 01:42:57,400 --> 01:43:00,392
 [mr Sabino took the enema
 and other..]

 1521
 01:43:00,480 --> 01:43:03,711
 [..evacuating cures. He never
 entered the operation theatre.]

 1522
 01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:06,837
 [A good dose of anesthetic
 sent him for a dream..]

 1523
 01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:09,150
 [..long enough to bandage him
 like a baby..]

 1524
 01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:11,390
 [..and wait together for
 his awakening.]

 1525
 01:43:14,520 --> 01:43:16,033
 He's waking up!

 1526
 01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:27,036
 Wake up! wake up!

 1527
 01:43:27,560 --> 01:43:29,516
 Can you hear me?
 Who am I?

 1528
 01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:33,830
 Sassaroli

 1529
 01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,116
 Professor Sassaroli.
 Bravo!

 1530
 01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:37,878
 Professor Sassaroli. Bravo!

 1531
 01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:39,996
 - How many?
 - Three.

 1532
 01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:44,474
 Bravo! You are very alert!
 How tough! Look here,..

 1533
 01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:48,910
 ..smile. Smile!
 There you go. - Am I dead?

 1534
 01:43:49,120 --> 01:43:52,237
 < No! All is good.
 All is perfect.

 1535
 01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:55,031
 - You're safe!
 - Am I?

 1536
 01:43:55,120 --> 01:43:57,350
 In a few days, you'll be out..

 1537
 01:43:57,440 --> 01:44:00,034
 ..and you have to thank
 these friends of yours.

 1538
 01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:01,196

 1539
 01:44:01,320 --> 01:44:02,469
 What do they have?

 1540
 01:44:06,520 --> 01:44:08,590
 < He gave you a piece of skin
 from the buttocks..

 1541
 01:44:08,680 --> 01:44:12,195
 ..for the plastic surgery of the scar.
 You will not be able to see a thing!

 1542
 01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:16,239
 Ouch! it burns! it burns!
 I can't even remain flat on my back!

 1543
 01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:19,353
 Did you stick on me a piece
 of skin from his ass?

 1544
 01:44:19,440 --> 01:44:21,715
 Sure, he gave you his kidney,
 I gave you my ass.

 1545
 01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,392
 I don't want to know.

 1546
 01:44:23,480 --> 01:44:24,913
 Look, if I knew it was
 so painful,..

 1547
 01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:28,436
 ..I wouldn't have given my
 kidney to you! I gave it to you!

 1548
 01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:30,352
 What a pain! What a pain!

 1549
 01:44:30,520 --> 01:44:32,988
 I got two out, and
 I don't feel anything.

 1550
 01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:35,514
 You know, mr Sabino,
 you're a special case.

 1551
 01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:38,160
 They asked for a report
 in a scientific journal.

 1552
 01:44:38,240 --> 01:44:40,879
 - With pictures. - I don't give
 away my pictures for free!

 1553
 01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:44,755
 You have to. It's a scientific
 and civil obligation. Attention!

 1554
 01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:48,635
 All the donors with the patient
 in the picture for the journal.

 1555
 01:44:48,720 --> 01:44:50,597
 - It doesn't get up anymore!
 - Quick, quick!

 1556
 01:44:50,680 --> 01:44:53,558
 - My kidney hurts!
 - with the renowned clinician..

 1557
 01:44:53,640 --> 01:44:55,073
 ..and the saved patient.

 1558
 01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:57,794
 Here I am.
 Come on. Smile!

 1559
 01:44:57,880 --> 01:44:59,950
 [Naturally, Sassaroli
 accelerated as much as possible..]

 1560
 01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:02,600
 [..our recovery, and he
 sent us home..]

 1561
 01:45:02,680 --> 01:45:05,990
 [..in good health and ready
 to party for the healing..]

 1562
 01:45:06,080 --> 01:45:09,595
 [..with a field trip and a dinner
 in a well known trattoria..]

 1563
 01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:13,559
 [.. in the surroundings, of course
 offered by Sabino the shylock.]

 1564
 01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:16,713
 Do you piss well now?

 1565
 01:45:16,880 --> 01:45:18,074
 I also did before.

 1566
 01:45:18,160 --> 01:45:21,357
 So, you have to thank us all
 that brought you..

 1567
 01:45:21,440 --> 01:45:25,069
 ..back to the world. With a nice dinner,
 a nice drink, and a fire.

 1568
 01:45:25,280 --> 01:45:26,793
 Fire? What fire?

 1569
 01:45:27,040 --> 01:45:30,555
 A fire with those loan bills,
 in exchange for the kidney I gave you.

 1570
 01:45:30,720 --> 01:45:34,156
 - According to the agreement.
 - Which agreement?

 1571
 01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:37,710
 You said that, I
 didn't promise anything.

 1572
 01:45:37,880 --> 01:45:42,271
 To be generouse, I could give up
 the interest:

 1573
 01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:45,637
 ..never the capital!
 - But how, you ugly scum..

 1574
 01:45:45,720 --> 01:45:48,154
 ..you take back your word?
 - I never said anything!

 1575
 01:45:48,240 --> 01:45:50,959
 - Disgusting toad!
 - I was also there,..

 1576
 01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:53,076
 ..I was also there
 We were all there.

 1577
 01:45:53,160 --> 01:45:55,674
 - All witnesses.
 - What? What?

 1578
 01:45:55,760 --> 01:45:59,469
 They're promises you extorted.
 Taking advantage of a disabled person.

 1579
 01:45:59,560 --> 01:46:02,711
 Stuff you said.
 You took advantage of a poor man..

 1580
 01:46:02,800 --> 01:46:07,237
 ..who was going to die. And I
 would be the shylock, the vampire?

 1581
 01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:10,478
 I will report you
 to the police,..

 1582
 01:46:10,680 --> 01:46:12,796
 ..the five of you!

 1583
 01:46:12,880 --> 01:46:14,996
 Stop! Stop!

 1584
 01:46:17,240 --> 01:46:19,879
 Get out of here,
 disgusting toad!

 1585
 01:46:19,960 --> 01:46:23,270
 - Dirty worm!
 - Tapeworm! - Out!

 1586
 01:46:23,640 --> 01:46:26,200
 I'm going out.
 Anyway I had to take a shit.

 1587
 01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:28,995
 I haven't done it in three days.

 1588
 01:46:29,080 --> 01:46:31,355
 - Sewer rat.
 - See you.

 1589
 01:46:31,440 --> 01:46:34,159
 - Farewell!
 - Who wants to see you again?

 1590
 01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:40,519
 - And we leave him like that?
 - No, no, just a moment.

 1591
 01:46:41,120 --> 01:46:42,155
 Can you let me get out?

 1592
 01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:45,277
 There.

 1593
 01:46:55,120 --> 01:46:57,953
 [What is genius?
 It's creativity, intuition,..]

 1594
 01:46:58,040 --> 01:47:00,759
 [..quick evaluations
 and speed of execution.]

 1595
 01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:28,717

 1596
 01:47:34,440 --> 01:47:36,670
 - Ah! Ah!
 - Got it?

 1597
 01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:46,031
 We're going for a laugh.

 1598
 01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:48,039
 I took it!

 1599
 01:48:00,400 --> 01:48:02,868

 1600
 01:48:05,720 --> 01:48:06,630
 Where is it?

 1601
 01:48:10,400 --> 01:48:11,389
 Oh God what's that?

 1602
 01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:17,194
 Oh my God!

 1603
 01:48:22,560 --> 01:48:24,073
 > Come on, quick!

 1604
 01:48:26,520 --> 01:48:29,830
 Come on, we're not 
 dogs like you.

 1605
 01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:32,957
 We waited for you.

 1606
 01:48:33,960 --> 01:48:36,679
 We're civilized.
 We're human beings.

 1607
 01:48:38,080 --> 01:48:40,913
 Come on!

 1608
 01:48:48,520 --> 01:48:50,078

 1609
 01:48:50,160 --> 01:48:53,550
 - But how? - You are not
 feeling well, what's up?

 1610
 01:48:53,720 --> 01:48:55,392
 True, he's pale!

 1611
 01:48:55,480 --> 01:48:56,708
 Maybe the scar hurts.

 1612
 01:48:56,800 --> 01:48:58,631
 Is it some after effect
 of the operation?

 1613
 01:48:58,720 --> 01:49:00,995
 It could be, you never know.
 How do you feel?

 1614
 01:49:01,160 --> 01:49:05,836
 I don't know I don't understand.
 I was sure I did it, everything fine

 1615
 01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:08,229
 - Constipation? - No.
 - Diarrhea?

 1616
 01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:11,949
 No. Normal, I tell you.
 Everything as usual. I'm telling you,..

 1617
 01:49:12,160 --> 01:49:15,550
 ..if I say that then it's true,
 isn't it? - So?

 1618
 01:49:16,160 --> 01:49:18,674
 So, so, so,
 there's nothing.

 1619
 01:49:18,960 --> 01:49:20,439
 Nothing? How nothing?

 1620
 01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:23,592
 It's not there. I did it
 I go check..

 1621
 01:49:23,680 --> 01:49:25,875
 ..it's not there.
 Nothing on the ground.

 1622
 01:49:25,960 --> 01:49:28,520
 - Ow ow ow ouch!

 1623
 01:49:28,600 --> 01:49:29,953
 - What's "ow ow ouch"?
 - I've never heard..

 1624
 01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:31,792
 ..anything like that.
 And it's twenty years..

 1625
 01:49:31,880 --> 01:49:33,871
 ..that I work for crime news.
 - I don't know.

 1626
 01:49:33,960 --> 01:49:35,678
 Professor, what could
 have happened?

 1627
 01:49:35,760 --> 01:49:38,957
 - ow ow ouch! - What
 "ow ow ouch"? Again?

 1628
 01:49:39,040 --> 01:49:42,271
 It's a typical case of <i>defecatio
 hysterica</i>. You have a clear impression..

 1629
 01:49:42,360 --> 01:49:43,873
 ..of defecating, but nothing comes out.

 1630
 01:49:44,480 --> 01:49:46,436
 Like hysterical pregnancy.

 1631
 01:49:46,600 --> 01:49:49,068
 - Yes, more or less.
 - Is it serious?

 1632
 01:49:49,320 --> 01:49:52,915
 It depends. The rectum is hit
 by hysterical atony.

 1633
 01:49:53,200 --> 01:49:55,839
 - If it doesn't unlock itself it's the end.
 - But then it unlocks.

 1634
 01:49:55,920 --> 01:49:57,069
 - Never!
 - Never?

 1635
 01:49:57,480 --> 01:50:01,029
 That is, you have to help it.
 You need an anal transplant.

 1636
 01:50:01,200 --> 01:50:03,191
 You need to operate quickly.

 1637
 01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:06,754
 Ow ow ouch, we might still
 be in time, guys!

 1638
 01:50:06,840 --> 01:50:07,989
 White napkin!

 1639
 01:50:08,080 --> 01:50:10,594
 - Run, full speed!
 - To the hospital!

 1640
 01:50:10,680 --> 01:50:12,989

 1641
 01:50:13,080 --> 01:50:15,719
 But where do we find
 an asshole donor?

 1642
 01:50:15,800 --> 01:50:17,153
 I can give him half,
 but first we go to the notary!

 1643
 01:50:21,040 --> 01:50:24,191
 [It's been six years since then.
 We are in one of..]

 1644
 01:50:24,280 --> 01:50:27,238
 [..those moments of depression
 and crysis, that our poor..]

 1645
 01:50:27,320 --> 01:50:31,029
 [..Perozzi called "realization of
 our nothingness" and that Necchi..]

 1646
 01:50:31,120 --> 01:50:33,714
 [..called "we are four
 poor fools". In the end,..]

 1647
 01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:36,837
 [..in such days we should rather
 stay alone.]

 1648
 01:50:36,920 --> 01:50:40,071
 [But instead we stay together,
 although we have nothing to say.]

 1649
 01:50:40,160 --> 01:50:43,118
 [But what do we miss? We feel good,
 life is always good..]

 1650
 01:50:43,200 --> 01:50:45,395
 [..and the future is full of promises.]

 1651
 01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:48,917
 - Gambrinus, "The time of beans",..

 1652
 01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:55,234
 ..Excelsior, "The time of faggots".
 Odeon.... - Oh, genius,..

 1653
 01:50:55,320 --> 01:50:57,709
 ..aren't you ashamed
 at your age and in your position?

 1654
 01:50:57,800 --> 01:51:01,315
 To make such silly jokes. Come on!

 1655
 01:51:01,400 --> 01:51:03,994
 Since I'm an important man
 I can allow myself..

 1656
 01:51:04,080 --> 01:51:06,799
 ..to be a fool.
 It's people who aren't worth a thing..

 1657
 01:51:06,880 --> 01:51:08,996
 ..like you
 who can't afford it.

 1658
 01:51:09,080 --> 01:51:12,436
 - Do you think you are worth
 more than me? - Of course.

 1659
 01:51:12,520 --> 01:51:15,956
 Remember that my family appears
 in the history of Florence..

 1660
 01:51:16,040 --> 01:51:20,033
 ..since 1191. And we had a castle
 in Figline Valdarno.

 1661
 01:51:20,480 --> 01:51:23,756
 Two palaces in the town,
 while you were still..

 1662
 01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:27,151
 ..slaves and shit loaders.
 - Words..

 1663
 01:51:27,320 --> 01:51:30,949
 ..are worth nothing. Today,
 Everything has a market value.

 1664
 01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:33,190
 - Why? - How much
 are you worth on the market?

 1665
 01:51:33,280 --> 01:51:35,396
 - Is there a market for men?
 - Of course,..

 1666
 01:51:35,480 --> 01:51:37,869
 ..didn't you read the newspaper?
 To free the ship owner..

 1667
 01:51:37,960 --> 01:51:41,032
 ..Pedretti they paid
 a two billion ransom.

 1668
 01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:43,879
 - How much would they ask for you?
 - Nothing

 1669
 01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:46,076
 - They wouldn't even steal him.
 - See?

 1670
 01:51:46,160 --> 01:51:48,037
 It's the ruthless law
 of the market.

 1671
 01:51:48,120 --> 01:51:50,111
 Shut up, vulgar tradesman.

 1672
 01:51:51,480 --> 01:51:54,836
 So, if they kidnapped my
 and asked for,..

 1673
 01:51:55,000 --> 01:51:58,629
 ..two billions for ransom,
 you wouldn't move..

 1674
 01:51:58,800 --> 01:52:01,837
 ..a finger to free me?
 - Oh, Raffaello,..

 1675
 01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:04,230
 ..why should we
 make such an unreal hypothesis?

 1676
 01:52:04,720 --> 01:52:07,439
 ..and a useless one?
 - No, it's useful, very useful,..

 1677
 01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:11,515
 ..because that lets me know
 finally whom am I with.

 1678
 01:52:13,040 --> 01:52:15,315
 Let's see, let's start
 from you, Melandri.

 1679
 01:52:18,120 --> 01:52:19,109
 Eh, eh....

 1680
 01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:27,759
 Raffaello, you know, I'm
 alone in this world.

 1681
 01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:30,434
 If you take that ground floor
 flat in the city centre,..

 1682
 01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:33,273
 ..a villa in the countryside,
 those rare books..

 1683
 01:52:33,360 --> 01:52:36,397
 ..that I love,
 about ten family pieces of furniture..

 1684
 01:52:36,480 --> 01:52:39,153
 ..that after all those years
 are a true part of myself..

 1685
 01:52:39,240 --> 01:52:41,708
 ..a few famous paintings,
 that would be a crime to sell..

 1686
 01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:44,872
 ..since they raise in value
 every year, what do I have?

 1687
 01:52:45,520 --> 01:52:45,997
 And you?

 1688
 01:52:47,120 --> 01:52:50,556
 < Lello, I have a good restaurant,..

 1689
 01:52:50,720 --> 01:52:54,429
 ..a wonderful bar, a pool room
 but I don't own a thing..

 1690
 01:52:54,520 --> 01:52:57,910
 ..everything is owned by Carmen!
 What can I give you?

 1691
 01:52:59,120 --> 01:53:03,716
 Born of humble origin,
 it took a life of sacrifice..

 1692
 01:53:04,040 --> 01:53:07,032
 ..to get a position
 in the field of medicine,..

 1693
 01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:09,999
 ..a villa in the hills,
 and a luxury hospital

 1694
 01:53:11,240 --> 01:53:14,277
 Should I start again?
 At my age?

 1695
 01:53:16,440 --> 01:53:17,634
 Never!

 1696
 01:53:19,080 --> 01:53:21,435
 So for you, friendship is nothing!

 1697
 01:53:21,880 --> 01:53:25,270
 You would be inclined to
 have me killed by the bandits?

 1698
 01:53:25,360 --> 01:53:26,873
 <i>Mors tua, vita mea.</i>

 1699
 01:53:27,600 --> 01:53:30,990
 And I thought that my feelings
 were reciprocated!

 1700
 01:53:31,920 --> 01:53:33,911
 I would have given everything..

 1701
 01:53:34,480 --> 01:53:37,517
 ..I own, without wavering, for you.

 1702
 01:53:37,760 --> 01:53:39,591
 Of course: you got nothing!

 1703
 01:53:39,680 --> 01:53:41,989
 Two different chairs,
 and a toilet with no seat.

 1704
 01:53:42,080 --> 01:53:44,913
 And a debt of 30
 visits from me.

 1705
 01:53:45,560 --> 01:53:49,030
 Yes, you opened my eyes.
 They kidnapped me,..

 1706
 01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:51,790
 ..you didn't pay,
 dirty scoundrels,..

 1707
 01:53:51,880 --> 01:53:54,553
 ..they cut my ear and they
 sent it to you.

 1708
 01:53:54,640 --> 01:53:56,232
 And they killed me.

 1709
 01:53:57,160 --> 01:54:00,755
 But you are the actual assassins!
 You dirty scum..

 1710
 01:54:00,960 --> 01:54:04,839
 ..that I considered like brothers.
 Brothers killed brothers.

 1711
 01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:07,312
 You will never see me again

 1712
 01:54:08,400 --> 01:54:08,991
 Cain!

 1713
 01:54:15,040 --> 01:54:16,553

 1714
 01:54:20,280 --> 01:54:24,478
 [Now they're calling me again,
 they know me, they'll call me again]

 1715
 01:54:25,040 --> 01:54:27,679
 [Yes, we laugh, we say
 we are assholes for a while..]

 1716
 01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:30,519
 [..and we invent something
 to spend the evening.]

 1717
 01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:37,559
 Raffaello!

 1718
 01:54:37,640 --> 01:54:39,870
 Come here, don't
 be a fool.

 1719
 01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:42,157
 We'll pay the ransom!

 1720
 01:54:42,280 --> 01:54:43,679
 Raffaello!

 1721
 01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:48,118
 If they send me your dick
 I sell my hospital!

 1722
 01:54:48,280 --> 01:54:51,909
 Look, Raffaello, we are
 passing the hat

 1723
 01:54:52,280 --> 01:54:55,272
 - Raffaello!
 - Raffaello!

 1724
 01:54:56,120 --> 01:54:57,712
 What's up? Is it a joke?

 1725
 01:55:00,160 --> 01:55:01,673
 Lay him down!

 1726
 01:55:06,000 --> 01:55:09,117
 [I had a small house in the countryside
 between Pisa and Lucca,..]

 1727
 01:55:09,200 --> 01:55:11,668
 [..which I never used,
 I gave it to Mascetti..]

 1728
 01:55:11,760 --> 01:55:14,513
 [..so that he had a real house
 for his family..]

 1729
 01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:17,433
 [..and some land to keep
 a garden and some hens.]

 1730
 01:55:17,520 --> 01:55:20,751
 [Then, with a few scams
 by Melandri in the Town Hall,..]

 1731
 01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:24,350
 [..and by myself for the health insurance,
 we got him a pension..]

 1732
 01:55:24,480 --> 01:55:26,596
 [..for "work related handicap".]

 1733
 01:55:27,760 --> 01:55:30,558
 - Come, Lellino.

 1734
 01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:36,233
 You're doing well!

 1735
 01:55:37,160 --> 01:55:40,709
 Now, Melandri, take him around

 1736
 01:55:41,760 --> 01:55:42,875
 Take him around.

 1737
 01:55:42,960 --> 01:55:44,632
 - I let him go.
 - No wait.

 1738
 01:55:44,720 --> 01:55:47,029
 - Gentle, pay attention.
 - What are we doing?

 1739
 01:55:47,120 --> 01:55:49,350
 Giro d'Italia?

 1740
 01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:52,674
 Now the leg, first the good one.

 1741
 01:55:53,920 --> 01:55:56,912
 - Are you happy?
 - Go, now the other one.

 1742
 01:55:58,560 --> 01:56:02,075
 - How do you like it?
 - It's the latest model!

 1743
 01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:04,395
 Ultralight race model.

 1744
 01:56:04,560 --> 01:56:08,109
 He was better on his armchair
 right Lellino?

 1745
 01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:09,952
 I was better when
 I was better

 1746
 01:56:10,040 --> 01:56:11,951
 Prepare the dinner.

 1747
 01:56:12,080 --> 01:56:14,548
 Yes, are you all staying, right?

 1748
 01:56:14,640 --> 01:56:17,074
 - Of course
 - Thank you

 1749
 01:56:17,160 --> 01:56:19,628
 So what can you tell us.

 1750
 01:56:19,920 --> 01:56:22,275
 You're fine, you
 look like Roosevelt!

 1751
 01:56:22,560 --> 01:56:24,676
 Let's go around.

 1752
 01:56:27,080 --> 01:56:29,514
 I find you very very 
 well, you know.

 1753
 01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:31,591
 Yes! You're really
 improving quickly.

 1754
 01:56:31,680 --> 01:56:34,592
 Every time you come here,
 you find that I'm improving.

 1755
 01:56:34,680 --> 01:56:37,990
 - Lello, can you feel the leg?
 - What the fuck are you talking about?

 1756
 01:56:38,560 --> 01:56:42,758
 I hear it. When I hit it.

 1757
 01:56:43,040 --> 01:56:45,508
 I'm not deaf, I'm paralytic.

 1758
 01:56:45,960 --> 01:56:47,837
 Don't say "paralytic".

 1759
 01:56:47,920 --> 01:56:49,876
 Psychological factors
 are important

 1760
 01:56:49,960 --> 01:56:52,315
 - Should I say "paraculo"?
 - We don't say paralytic,..

 1761
 01:56:52,400 --> 01:56:54,516
 ..we say paraplegic.
 - Even the blind..

 1762
 01:56:54,600 --> 01:56:57,990
 ..now are called unsighted.
 - Right.

 1763
 01:56:58,200 --> 01:57:02,955
 For example, the impotent are not
 impotent any more, they are unfucking.

 1764
 01:57:03,320 --> 01:57:07,438
 Now you are an unfucking paraplegic.

 1765
 01:57:08,360 --> 01:57:11,113
 I'm more fucking that you,
 and more that before.

 1766
 01:57:11,440 --> 01:57:13,396
 But whom should I fuck?
 That one?

 1767
 01:57:16,080 --> 01:57:18,548
 Look how she's happy now.

 1768
 01:57:19,160 --> 01:57:22,470
 At last I'm all hers,
 she owns me, I can't run away.

 1769
 01:57:25,600 --> 01:57:29,195
 She cuddles me, she washes me,
 she combs me, she puts on the baby powder.

 1770
 01:57:30,200 --> 01:57:31,997
 < She prepares my food.

 1771
 01:57:32,160 --> 01:57:36,153
 Look what a nice chair
 has granpa got. Take, dad,..

 1772
 01:57:36,280 --> 01:57:39,556
 ..I'll leave it to you, I
 just changed him. Stay with granpa.

 1773
 01:57:41,840 --> 01:57:43,319
 Grandpa my balls.

 1774
 01:57:44,320 --> 01:57:47,710
 Look, they throw him to me
 like I'm an urinal..

 1775
 01:57:47,960 --> 01:57:51,350
 ..and then he pisses on me.
 Shut up, don't break my balls!

 1776
 01:57:52,920 --> 01:57:57,072
 They want me to feel useful,
 but I don't give a shit..

 1777
 01:57:57,320 --> 01:58:00,630
 I've always been useless..

 1778
 01:58:02,000 --> 01:58:03,513
 Now he shits on me.

 1779
 01:58:04,480 --> 01:58:06,789
 But free, God, I was free.

 1780
 01:58:06,880 --> 01:58:09,633
 ..I have always been.
 Until she came..

 1781
 01:58:09,720 --> 01:58:11,278
 ..this fucking Hemi.

 1782
 01:58:12,560 --> 01:58:13,959
 Who is Hemi?

 1783
 01:58:14,480 --> 01:58:17,916
 Hemiparesis. Who did you think it is?
 A hottie?

 1784
 01:58:18,120 --> 01:58:21,510
 - He said Hemi...
 - Shut up, shut up.

 1785
 01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:26,996
 Listen, don't come
 here again, please.

 1786
 01:58:27,760 --> 01:58:30,149
 When I see you
 I feel worse.

 1787
 01:58:30,320 --> 01:58:34,472
 I think, I remember, I envy you.

 1788
 01:58:35,920 --> 01:58:38,195
 Let's do like we did with
 the poor Perozzi.

 1789
 01:58:38,320 --> 01:58:39,230
 One down.

 1790
 01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:42,712
 Do the same for the poor Mascetti.
 Two down.

 1791
 01:58:43,760 --> 01:58:47,594
 There is no goal anymore,
 I don't enjoy it.

 1792
 01:58:47,680 --> 01:58:50,877
 - Don't say that.
 - Are you crazy?

 1793
 01:58:50,960 --> 01:58:53,030
 We'll always find a way
 to have a laugh.

 1794
 01:58:53,120 --> 01:58:54,951
 We invent so many foolish things!

 1795
 01:58:55,040 --> 01:58:57,873
 - Until there's life.
 - I don't enjoy it.

 1796
 01:58:57,960 --> 01:58:59,154
 Come on.

 1797
 01:58:59,720 --> 01:59:02,188

 1798
 01:59:08,480 --> 01:59:10,436
 < Take your place.

 1799
 01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:14,310
 < Ready?

 1800
 01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:17,990

 1801
 01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:21,473
 < Come on Lello,
 the start is important!

 1802
 01:59:21,720 --> 01:59:25,793
 < Go, Lello!
 Don't be discouraged!

 1803
 01:59:25,920 --> 01:59:27,751
 Go, Raffaello!

 1804
 01:59:28,040 --> 01:59:29,519
 < Bravo!

 1805
 01:59:29,640 --> 01:59:31,358
 < Pisa! Pisa!

 1806
 01:59:31,720 --> 01:59:36,794
 < Push! Push! You're alone!

 1807
 01:59:37,720 --> 01:59:40,473
 Go on! Go on!

 1808
 01:59:40,880 --> 01:59:42,757
 - Come on!

 1809
 01:59:42,960 --> 01:59:46,077
 - Run! Go!
 - Bravo, Raffaello!

 1810
 01:59:46,280 --> 01:59:48,794
 < It's the taking part that counts!