Skip to content

Instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

@Epivalent
Created July 10, 2024 20:54
Show Gist options
  • Save Epivalent/63fcd0dab776663e291a9a4d5fbcd0f7 to your computer and use it in GitHub Desktop.
Save Epivalent/63fcd0dab776663e291a9a4d5fbcd0f7 to your computer and use it in GitHub Desktop.

Intern: "Alright, I've got some fantastic ideas for our next big summer film! Picture this: 'Harry Potter bought a parrot'. It's magical, it's whimsical—Harry's trying to teach the parrot spells and it keeps squawking 'Expelliarmus' at the worst possible moments!"

Executive: "We already have enough Harry Potter spin-offs. Next."


Intern: "Okay, how about 'Darth Vader darted to the vet'? Imagine Darth Vader rushing through the galaxy because his pet rancor has a toothache. The tension! The drama! The unexpected twist when he meets an Ewok veterinarian!"

Executive: "Star Wars is serious business. We can't turn it into a comedy sketch. Next."


Intern: "'Sherlock Holmes shook a lorry'! A high-speed chase where Sherlock has to solve a mystery while driving a runaway truck full of priceless artifacts!"

Executive: "Sherlock Holmes doesn't drive trucks. He solves mysteries with his mind, not his muscles. Next."


Intern: "'Mickey Mouse made a mousy mix-up'! Mickey accidentally switches places with an actual mouse in someone's house and hilarity ensues as he tries to navigate human-sized obstacles!"

Executive: "Disney handles Mickey Mouse content. We're Universal Studios. Next."


Intern: "'Peter Parker parked a peeper'! Spider-Man gets involved in an undercover operation where he has to park surveillance vans around New York City without getting caught by villains or parking enforcement!"

Executive: "Spider-Man isn't about parking tickets and stakeouts. Hard pass. Next."


Intern: "'Bruce Wayne baked some wane bread'. Batman takes up baking as Bruce Wayne and ends up using his detective skills to solve who’s been sabotaging Gotham’s Great Bake-Off competition!"

Executive: Rubs temples “Batman doesn’t bake bread or enter bake-offs. This is ridiculous.”


Intern: "'Tony Stark stoked a tiny star'. Iron Man discovers an unstable miniature star that could power the world but must keep it from falling into the wrong hands while dealing with its unpredictable behavior!”

Executive: “Too far-fetched even for Tony Stark’s standards. And we’re not Marvel Studios anyway.”


Intern: "'Winnie the Pooh wooed the penny'. A heartwarming tale where Pooh finds an old coin and believes it's magical, leading him on charming adventures through Hundred Acre Wood as he tries to unlock its secrets!”

**Executive: Sighs deeply “We don’t do Winnie the Pooh either, but even if we did… no.”

Wed 10 Jul 22:54:11 CEST 2024 - USER: Suggest further Spoonerism-based phrases involving well-known personalities or fictional characters, similar to ‘Ned Flanders fled Nando’s’

ASSISTANT: Sure, here are some more Spoonerism-based phrases involving well-known personalities or fictional characters:

  1. Harry Potter bought a parrot
  2. Darth Vader darted to the vet
  3. Sherlock Holmes shook a lorry
  4. Mickey Mouse made a mousy mix-up
  5. Peter Parker parked a peeper
  6. Bruce Wayne baked some wane bread
  7. Tony Stark stoked a tiny star
  8. Winnie the Pooh wooed the penny

These playful twists can add an element of fun and creativity to your conversations or writing!

Wed 10 Jul 22:47:28 CEST 2024 - Suggest further Spoonerism-based phrases involving well-known personalities or fictional characters, similar to ‘Ned Flanders fled Nando’s’

USER: USER: Suggest further Spoonerism-based phrases involving well-known personalities or fictional characters, similar to ‘Ned Flanders fled Nando’s’ ASSISTANT: Sure, here are some more Spoonerism-based phrases involving well-known personalities or fictional characters:

  1. Harry Potter bought a parrot
  2. Darth Vader darted to the vet
  3. Sherlock Holmes shook a lorry
  4. Mickey Mouse made a mousy mix-up
  5. Peter Parker parked a peeper
  6. Bruce Wayne baked some wane bread
  7. Tony Stark stoked a tiny star
  8. Winnie the Pooh wooed the penny

These playful twists can add an element of fun and creativity to your conversations or writing!

Wed 10 Jul 22:47:28 CEST 2024 - Suggest further Spoonerism-based phrases involving well-known personalities or fictional characters, similar to ‘Ned Flanders fled Nando’s’

-c okay now they are all being given as pitches at Universal Studios for the next big film of the summer by a very enthusiastic and ambitious intern. include the feedback of the executive, which is shall we say, somewhat curt, direct and not sugar-coated ASSISTANT: Intern: "Alright, I've got some fantastic ideas for our next big summer film! How about 'Harry Potter bought a parrot'? It's magical, it's whimsical—"

Executive: "Next."


Intern: "Okay, how about 'Darth Vader darted to the vet'? Imagine the drama and the unexpected twist!"

Executive: "Pass. Next."


Intern: "'Sherlock Holmes shook a lorry'! A mystery with a heavy dose of action!"

Executive: "Nope. Next."


Intern: "'Mickey Mouse made a mousy mix-up'! It's classic Disney with a modern twist!"

Executive: "We don't need more mouse puns. Next."


Intern: "'Peter Parker parked a peeper'! Spider-Man in an unusual situation—"

Executive: "Hard pass. Next."


Intern: "'Bruce Wayne baked some wane bread'. Batman meets baking—it's unique!"

Executive: "Unique isn't always good. Next."


Intern: "'Tony Stark stoked a tiny star'. Iron Man dealing with cosmic phenomena—"

Executive: "Too far-fetched. Next."


Intern: "'Winnie the Pooh wooed the penny'. A heartwarming tale of friendship and adventure!"

Executive: Sighs “We’re done here.”

Wed 10 Jul 22:49:50 CEST 2024 - USER: Suggest further Spoonerism-based phrases involving well-known personalities or fictional characters, similar to ‘Ned Flanders fled Nando’s’

ASSISTANT: Sure, here are some more Spoonerism-based phrases involving well-known personalities or fictional characters:

  1. Harry Potter bought a parrot
  2. Darth Vader darted to the vet
  3. Sherlock Holmes shook a lorry
  4. Mickey Mouse made a mousy mix-up
  5. Peter Parker parked a peeper
  6. Bruce Wayne baked some wane bread
  7. Tony Stark stoked a tiny star
  8. Winnie the Pooh wooed the penny

These playful twists can add an element of fun and creativity to your conversations or writing!

Wed 10 Jul 22:47:28 CEST 2024 - Suggest further Spoonerism-based phrases involving well-known personalities or fictional characters, similar to ‘Ned Flanders fled Nando’s’

-c okay now they are all being given as pitches at Universal Studios for the next big film of the summer by a very enthusiastic and ambitious intern. include the feedback of the executive, which is shall we say, somewhat curt, direct and not sugar-coated

-c expand the pitches and responses, really bring out the inherent comedic potential in this conceit

Sign up for free to join this conversation on GitHub. Already have an account? Sign in to comment