A bash script that makes a random branch and file and pushes this to origin.

.bashrc

gitbehind() {
  TIME=$(date +%s);
  git checkout -b $TIME;
  git checkout $TIME;
  echo $TIME >> $TIME.file;
  git add $TIME.file;
  git commit -m "Behind Commit";
  git push -u origin $TIME;
  git checkout master;
  git branch -D $TIME;
}
export -f gitbehind