Programming puns

credit.txt

Not all of these are mine, many are compiled from various sources online.

puns.cpp

string thread;
double jeopardy;
struct byLightning {}

puns.css

.nun {
	display: nun;
}
#titanic {
	float: none;
}
#bermuda-triangle {
	display: none;
}
.invisibility-cloak + 
#harry-potter { 
	visibility: hidden;
}
.invisibility-cloak +
#mad-eye-moody {
	visibility: visible !important;
}
#usa.trump + #mexico { 
	border: 1px solid wall;
}
#periodic { 
	display: table;
}
#big-bang::before { 
	content: "";
}
#tower-of-pisa { 
	font-style: italic;
}
.leprechaun { 
	height: 20%; 
	color: green; 
	display: none; 
}
.obese { 
	width: 200%;
	overflow: visible;
}
#muscles { 
	display: flex;
}
.wife { 
	right: 100%;
	margin: 0%;
}
#lego { 
	display: block;
}
.rich {
	top: 1%;
}
.poor {
	bottom: 99%;
}
.yomama { 
	width: 99999999999%;
	display: ugly;
}

puns.sh

love > dev/null/

puns.sql

DROP the beat;