Quick English translation of Satanklaas lyrics

Satanklaas.txt

Quick English translation of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElYwUY60UYw

Goddamnthecunt!

When I was told
that Santa Claus does not really exist,
something snapped in my head.
Man I got so angry.
I started smoking heavy tobacco
and became a Satanist.
Let me go to hell.
There is no one here who'll miss me.

When I go to hell
which probably won't be long,
I know I'll get a spot
close to Satan.
Then I say redheaded rascal,
listen up, you old cock.
Do you have some water for me
'cause your house is on fire.

Refr. (2x)
Satan Claus, I bet you know him.
Satan Claus, Satan Claus,
let's all go to hell!

When I do bad things
I hope he'll come for me.
My bags are already packed
in one of the corners.
Satan, please do you have
a light for me, my friend.
When will you come and get me
because hell is what I deserve

Refr. (2x)

Lucifer
Hounds of Hell (4x)
Corps paint Pete(?)
Hot flames (4x)
eternal fire
Hounds of Hell (4x)
Six, six, six,
six, six, six.
Hot flames (4x)

The worst people are all there.
Burning forever (6x)
A warm welcome.

When I found out
that Santa Claus doesn't really exist,
something snapped in my head.
Fuck, I was so angry.
I hit the liquor
and become a Satanist.
Let me go to hell.
There is no one who misses me.

Refr. (4x)

Six, six, six,
six, six, six.