strongbademail.py

#!/usr/bin/env python3
# Uses email content data from: https://codeberg.org/takouhai/strongbad_email.git

import random

# List of emails (fully extracted from the provided JSON)
emails = [
    {"title": "some kinda robot", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nDo you take your wrestling mask and boxing\ngloves off before you go to bed?\nSincerely,\nAbdi LaRue\nSan Diego, CA"},
    {"title": "homsar", "content": "Hi Strong Bad,\nIf you hate Homsar so much,\nwhy don't you kill him?\n-Vinnie C."},
    {"title": "butt IQ", "content": "Dear Mr Bad,\nHow do you know if someone's butt is stupid?\nI mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?\nCrapfully yours,\nTyler"},
    {"title": "homestar hair", "content": "Homestar Hair\ndownloading..."},
    {"title": "making out", "content": "Dear Strong Bad..,\nDo you like making out? Because my boyfriend\nwon't... mostly because he's jealous of you.\nI've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang,\nbut nothing seems to work out. Please help\nme Strong Bad...\nKissless in Santa Rosa"},
    {"title": "depressio", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nTell Strong Sad he is dumb and a crappy guy ,\nYour fan,\nAnthony\nfrom South Gate CA"},
    {"title": "halloweener", "content": "Dear Strongbad,\nI want to have the bestest halloween\ncostume ever this year. How can I make\na strongbad costume?\nWith crap,\nBen from Ohio University"},
    {"title": "brianrietta", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nEvery time I watch a cartoon with you in it,\nI can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous\nyou are. I love the way you walk around without\nyour shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I\nwas wondering if you would like to go\nout sometime. Give me a call, Pom-\nPom has my number.\n\nHopefully yours,\nBrian"},
    {"title": "i love you", "content": "i love u\n-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf"},
    {"title": "trevor the vampire", "content": "Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden\nMaine and I was wondering if you could teach\nme how to be as awesome as you. I am a\nvampire and"},
    {"title": "i rule", "content": "If you are so evil, how come you don't rule\nthe world or at least some kind of field?\n\nMike, UK"},
    {"title": "credit card", "content": "Dear Mr. Bad\n\nWe regret to inform you that your credit card\nhas expired. To keep your account, we will need\nyou to send your old credit card number and\nexpiration date, as well as a new one so we can\nmake the change. We promise we are real and\nnot just trying to steal your money.\n\nJohn, and some other people\nwho aren't scam artists"},
    {"title": "i she be", "content": "hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!\ni she be your girlfriend."},
    {"title": "duck pond", "content": "dear strong bad,\ndo you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding\nthe ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are\nyour thoughts on this subject?\n\nyour friend,\nron kiwi"},
    {"title": "the basics", "content": "Dear strong bad,\n\nhow do you do it . teach me some of your trick's.\n\nWith crap,\nT.J."},
    {"title": "band names", "content": "hey strong bad,\nhelp us come up with a name for our band. i was\nthinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or\nfor awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first\nshow tomorrow.\nyou rule\n- dan"},
    {"title": "studying", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nMy girlfriend is really annoying because she calls\nme when I'm trying to study. What should I do?\n\nCrapfully yours,\nRoy"},
    {"title": "stand-up", "content": "dear strong bad,\nur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any\nstand up comidic stuff?\n\ncrapfully crappy,\njoe p."},
    {"title": "tape-leg", "content": "Dear strong bad,\nmy brothers are always telling me that your\nlegs are made of tape, is that true?\n-Nicolas"},
    {"title": "spring cleaning", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nWhy do you hate Homestar so much? He seems\nlike a nice guy to me.\nCaitlyn"},
    {"title": "cartoon", "content": "dear mr bad\nmake a cartoon with only u in it and then\njust u do the commentary\ncrapful\ngeroge"},
    {"title": "sb_email 22", "content": "Hi Strong Bad,\n\nI'm from England. What do you think of\nthe English?\n\nThank you,\nMark"},
    {"title": "little animal", "content": "What would you do if a little animal came\nup to you.\n\ncrapfully yours,\nAshley and Anthony"},
    {"title": "the bird", "content": "DEAR STRONG BAD,\nIS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE\nOFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON?\nVERY CRAPFULLY:\nPHYLO D"},
    {"title": "super powers", "content": "Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your\nforehead the source of all your super\npowers? Or is it merely decorative?\n\nAaron C."},
    {"title": "CGNU", "content": "dear strong bad,\n\ni want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts\nUniversity, just like you. Please let me know\nhow i can accomplish this goal.\nthank you.\n\nMargo"},
    {"title": "3 wishes", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nIf you had three wishes, what would the second\none be?\n\nMuch Crap,\nBrandon Hofer\nJudson College\nElgin, IL"},
    {"title": "1 step ahead", "content": "hello strong bad,\ndon't you think it would be funny if you glued\nstrong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be...\n\nalex\nmedford, nj"},
    {"title": "superhero name", "content": "Dear Strong bad:\n\nWhy is it that your superhero name does not end\nin \"man\" just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc...\n\nYour friend\n\nStiny"},
    {"title": "12:00", "content": "Strong Bad,\nMy vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you\nhave any suggestions on how to fix it?\n\nThankyou,\nCory Dewey-Smith"},
    {"title": "sugarbob", "content": "DEAR STRONGBAD\nMY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE\nBECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T\nKNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL\nHER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.\nSINCERELY\nYOUR JEALOUS FAN,\nDANIEL"},
    {"title": "flag day", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\n\nHappy Flag Day! I bet you have a totally awesome\nflag for Strong Badia. You should share it with us.\n\nYour pal,\nPablo\nPhoenix"},
    {"title": "gimmicks", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nDo you remember when you would answer emails and\nbe funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss\nthose days.\n\nWith a lot of crap,\n\nMike W\nEverett, MA"},
    {"title": "weird dream", "content": "what is the weirdest dream\nyou've ever had?\n\n-marie"},
    {"title": "sisters", "content": "Strong Bad,\nMy sister and me think you are so cool.\nDo you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.\nYours,\nAli"},
    {"title": "guitar", "content": "Hey Strong Bad whats up?\n\nCan you play the Guitar?\n\nDerek Highet\nNorthern California"},
    {"title": "dullard", "content": "Strong Bad,\nHow do I deal with the office dullard?\nJason"},
    {"title": "helium", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nWhat do you sound like when you breathe helium?\n\nShack\nWhittier"},
    {"title": "property of ones", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\n\nHow's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one\nthat was not cold. Has this ever happened to you?\n\nDan Waters\nDallas, TX"},
    {"title": "vacation", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nYou must be a very busy man. You should think\nabout a vacation.\n\nFilled with crap,\nBrothaCheese"},
    {"title": "invisibility", "content": "strong bad,\n\nwhat would you do if you were\ninvisable for one day????\nsin studly17"},
    {"title": "action figure", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\n\nIf someone made a Strong Bad\naction figure, what kind of\nawesome stuff would it be able\nto do?\n\nKyle Rechsteiner\nSan Mateo, CA"},
    {"title": "little questions", "content": "Dear, Strong Bad!\nHere is some little questions:\n1. Has you some time play football?\n2. How did you seen out when you was a\nbaby?\n3. How did you think you came's to\nseen out when you are wery old?\n\nViklas\nSweden"},
    {"title": "lures & jigs", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nWhen you go fishing, do you use any\nsort of special lure or jig to\nattract the fishs?\n\nDavid Jacobus\nAstoria, NY"},
    {"title": "techno", "content": "Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at\nall? If you do, what kind.\n\nSilent J"},
    {"title": "your friends", "content": "WASSUP!\n\nYOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN\nYOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS.\n\nANDREW"},
    {"title": "new hands", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\nIf you had both your hands removed at\nthe wrists and could not have them\nreplaced with prosthetic hands, what\n2 things would you have them replaced\nwith?\n\n- Ryan\nToronto"},
    {"title": "ghosts", "content": "Yo yo, Strong Bad!\n\nAre there any ghosts in Strongbadia?\n\nYour Favorite Cowboys,\nJosh, John & Doug\nNashville, TN"},
    {"title": "theme party", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nI am the president of a fraternity,\nand I was wondering if you would come\nto our next party. It's gonna be a\ntheme party, so it won't happen for\nawhile, until we can think of a good\ntheme. Can you think of one? Thanks.\n\nMatt,\nRochester, NY"},
    {"title": "50 emails", "content": "Email #1\nDear strong bad,\nCan you please write a book about\ncome-back jokes!\nMike\nCanada"},
    {"title": "website", "content": "Dear Strong Bad.\n\nI want to start a new website but I\ndon't have any ideas of what to do for\nmy website. I was wondering if you\ncould give me some ideas for my new\nwebsite. This website will be cool and\nI'll e-mail you when I'm done.\n\nSincerely Yours:\nJames"},
    {"title": "island", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nWhat would you do if you where stuck\non an desert island with Homestar\nRunner?\n\nYami Yugi\nEngland"},
    {"title": "comic", "content": "Can you make a comic about my friends?\nTey are totally obsessed with you.\nTheir names are Virginia, Joy,\nKristen, and Jennifer. I would really\nappriciate it.\n\nThank You.\n\nBrittany"},
    {"title": "morning routine", "content": "Hey Strong Bad-\n\nWhats up? What is your morning\nroutine?\n\nMike S.\nGibsonia, Pa"},
    {"title": "cheat talk", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nI think the Cheat is the coolest\nthing ever, but why can't I\nunderstand him? Please tell the\nCheat to talk normal.\n\nSincerely,\n\nCory, North Dakota"},
    {"title": "current status", "content": "Hey man,\nI was just wondering what your\ncurrent status with the ladies is?\n\nJordan Reynolds\nNew Hampshire"},
    {"title": "japanese cartoon", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nwhat would you look like as a\njapanese cartoon and what would\nit be about?\n\n-james f."},
    {"title": "dragon", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\nCan you draw a dragon? I want to see\nyour skills of an artist.\n\nwell, g2g,\nkaizer\nCA"},
    {"title": "marzipan", "content": "Strong Bad,\nSo, if you're so good with the ladies,\nhow come I never see you with any? The\nonly female I've seen even near you is\nMarzipan, and she doesn't seem to\nlike you very much.\n\nOk, bye.\nEmily C., Ohio"},
    {"title": "huttah!", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nHow come you never let The Cheat\nanswer any emails?\n\nLasko\nMilwaukee, WI"},
    {"title": "monster truck", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\n\nDo you ever do TV commercials for\nMonster Truck Shows? I think you\nwould be great for the voiceovers.\n\nYour devoted fans,\n\nStan and Loretta"},
    {"title": "interview", "content": "What's up with Homsar? I know he's\nweird and all, but don't you think we\ndeserve to know a bit more about him?\nI think you should do an interview so\nwe can finally find out what his\ndeal is.\n\nKerrek\nPA"},
    {"title": "fingers", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nWhy don't you add some fingers onto\nyour boxing gloves so that people\nstop asking how you can type with\nboxing gloves on? They wouldn't have\nto be permanent. They'd be like the\nphony antennae you buy at the joke store\nor costume place.\n\nYours,\nLee Conrad\nEdmonton, Alberta"},
    {"title": "english paper", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nRight now I am putting off writing a\npaper for my English class. Can you\nwrite my Englilsh paper for me? I\ndon't even care if it's good or not,\nI just don't want to do it.\n\nKyle Smith,\nManhattan, Kansas"},
    {"title": "unused emails", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\nI was wondering what you do with the\nemails that don't get showed on the\nweekly email.\n\nDan Chase,\nAurora, Illinois"},
    {"title": "the show", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nMy friends and I are at a volleyball\ntounament and we were wondering how\ncome homestar never does anything\nfunny anymore?\n\nyour friend,\nTori From VA, TX"},
    {"title": "autobiography", "content": "Hey Strong Bad!\nHave you ever considered writing a\nbiography on your life? I think it\nwould be a very cool idea since\neveryone likes you anyway. I mean,\nno one wants to read about a boring\nperson, like Strong Sad, or anything\nlike that.\n\nDan, PA"},
    {"title": "caper", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nWhy don't you and The Cheat pull a\ncaper of some sort. It seems like\nthere has been little cooperation\nbetween the two of you as of late.\n\nJames\nDetroit Mi"},
    {"title": "personal favorites", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\n\nYou have done so many of these\ne-mails which one would you say is\nthe best, or your personal favorite.\n\nThanks,\nHockeymanJ05"},
    {"title": "big white face", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nWhy are you so mean to the guy with\nthe big white face and gray body?\n\nJen C from Millbrae , CA"},
    {"title": "2 emails", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\nI think that you should do more\ne-mails every week. Like two. Then\nwe could have double the Strong Bad,\nand double the fun.\n\nJimmy, MN"},
    {"title": "crazy cartoon", "content": "Hi strong bad!\nI wanted to know what your craziest\ncartoon would be like. Please make a\nCRAZY cartoon.\n\nYour awesome friend monkeydude"},
    {"title": "mascot", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nI was wondering what CGNU's mascot\nis, and if they have any sports teams.\nThanks for the info.\n\nIke"},
    {"title": "privileges", "content": "Dear strongbad,\ndid you ever think about letting the\ncheat have some other privaleges\nsince he helps you so much.\n\nfrom your friend crazyclemens"},
    {"title": "funny", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nRespond to this E-Mail in the\nfunniest way ever.\n\nFrom Sam"},
    {"title": "sibbie", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nYou rock! Your are the most awesomest\nthing ever, but how come you made a\nsong about fhqwhgads? Will you make\na song about me?\n\nSibbie."},
    {"title": "suntan", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\n\nI thought you looked cute as a\nJapanese cartoon with the blue hair\nand everything. ^_~ I was thinking\nyou might look even better if you got\nout in the sun and got a nice tan. I've\nheard that a nice tan really\nhelps your muscles stand out.\n\nMeg,\nKS"},
    {"title": "anything", "content": "hi Strong Bad,\nhave you ever made anything out of anything?\nbye\nDan from FL"},
    {"title": "the process", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nHow long does it to answer an e-mail?\nCan you show me the prosess?\nEm."},
    {"title": "stunt double", "content": "Hello Strong Bad,\nI'm a long time watcher first time\nwriter. I was wondering if you ever\nuse a stunt double.\n\nYour whatever,\nLouis"},
    {"title": "date", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nHere's a question for ya. What do\nyou think happens when Homestar and\nMarzipan go on a date?\n\nDynomite\nBoston, MA"},
    {"title": "impression", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nCould you please do your impression\nof Strong Sad?\n\nThanks,\nYour friend"},
    {"title": "labor day", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nI was wondering what you're doing\nfor Labor Day.\n\nYour friend,\nChrispy\nSchenectady, NY"},
    {"title": "kids' book", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nI was wondering if you have ever\nthought of a children's book,\nwhat it was about, and what kind of\nwords did you try to teach the kids.\n\nYour fan,\nSteve Buttz"},
    {"title": "2 years", "content": "Strong Bad,\nI am going on a long trip and won't be\nable to check out \"Homestar Runner's\nWebsite\" for a long time. What do you\nthink the greatest advancement for\nStrong Badia will be in the next 2\nyears?\n\nYour Main Man,\nE. Fullmer"},
    {"title": "no loafing", "content": "Hey Strong Bad!\n\nWhatever happened to that \"No Loafing\"\nsign you used to have?\n\nRyan, CO"},
    {"title": "mile", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nCan you run a mile.\n\n-Seb\nThe Lodge, MN"},
    {"title": "couch patch", "content": "is there a story behiend the patch\non the couch? if so, do tell!\n\nform,\nyour pal"},
    {"title": "local news", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nDoes Strong Badia have its' own local\nnews even? If so, I hope it's better\nthan my local news.\n\nSincerely,\nDan D. Tallahassee, FL"},
    {"title": "colonization", "content": "Hi Strong Bad!\n\nDo you celebrate thanksgiving\nnormally? Or do you have special\ntraditions for when Strong Badia was\nfirst colonized? What's the story\nabout?\n\nFrom your Buddy,\nShana Ma.\nLos Angeles, CA"},
    {"title": "caffeine", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nIt must be really annoying living\nwith someone as whiny as Strong Sad.\nWhy don't you slip him some caffeine?\n\nJustin\nMurfreesboro, TN"},
    {"title": "kind of cool", "content": "Hey strong bad,\nDude, I was just thinkin and wonderin\nwhat it would be like if you weren't\nthe stylish, buff, handsome man in a\nwrestling mask that you are.\n\nYour devoted fan,\nJordan"},
    {"title": "army", "content": "Hey strong bad,\nDude, I was just thinkin and wonderin\nwhat it would be like if you weren't\nthe stylish, buff, handsome man in a\nwrestling mask that you are.\n\nYour devoted fan,\nJordan"},
    {"title": "video games", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\n\nI was just wondering what you would\nbe like in a video game and what it\nwould be like.\n\nFrom,\nTaylor R.\nQueen Creek, AZ"},
    {"title": "the bet", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nDo you ever go over to The King of\nTown's place for dinner? If so,\nwhat's it like?\n\nChris\nAnn Arbor, Michigan"},
    {"title": "lackey", "content": "Hey yo there Strong Bad!\nI was wondering why The Cheat is such\na diligent lackey. Did you save his\nlife one time and now he has to repay\nyou?\n\nSteve\nVictoria, BC"},
    {"title": "monument", "content": "Hey there Strong Bad!\nI was thinking since so many people\nand ladies think you're SUPER COOL,\nwhy not build a monument to yourself\nfor all to enjoy?\n\nAnother fan,\nKaitlin G."},
    {"title": "stupid stuff", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\n\nI think you should make Homestar say\nstupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!\n\nSincerely,\nKevin Grumbles"},
    {"title": "different town", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nI just wondering, if you had a chance\nto make your town different, what\nwould you do?\n\nSincerley\nSteven WV"},
    {"title": "flashback", "content": "Hey there, Strong Bad!\nI was wondering. How long have you\nknown Homestar? Is there some sort of\nflashback that could describe how\nand when you guys met?\nYour Fan,\nJon, NH"},
    {"title": "car", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nDo you Have a car If you do what Kind\nof car is it. Is it Pimped OUt?\n\nFrom Kyle\nin West Point , NY (Military Base)"},
    {"title": "lunch special", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\nGet Bubs to give out free luncch\nspecials and I'll show you a hot girl.\n\nSincerly,\nSomeone"},
    {"title": "haircut", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nDude, who cuts your hair? It's\nsooo coull. I can't decide what to\ndo with mine, any suggestions?\n\nHarry Earlenmacherg\nDüsseldorf"},
    {"title": "theme park", "content": "Dear strong bad,\nyou are the coolest, any way onto\nbuisness. i think that you should\nmake your own theme park.\n\ncrapfully crap,\nRafael FL."},
    {"title": "replacement", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nHave you ever thought who will take\nyour place when you retire?\n\nYour friend,\nJeffrey Desterhoft"},
    {"title": "dangeresque 3", "content": "hi there strong bad,\n\ni was just wondering, when is\ndangeresque 3 comeing out?\n\nyours truly,\njohn newell, on"},
    {"title": "cheatday", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nwhat did you do for the Cheat's\nbirthday party"},
    {"title": "pom pom", "content": "Dear Strongbad,\n\nWhat would happen if you poked\nPom-Pom with a pin? Is that why I\nhaven't seen him around in a while?\n\nKevin\nOH"},
    {"title": "crying", "content": "YO Yo Strongbad,\nHey Strongbad I was wondering if you\nhave ever made homestar cry.\nDJ Solerous Australia"},
    {"title": "for kids", "content": "Coolest guy ever - - - Strong Bad,\nI've been wondering if you ever\nthought of making your own television\nseries? Kids everywhere would love\nyou, and your awesomeness.\n\nAllison , NJ"},
    {"title": "other days", "content": "dear strong bad,\nwhat do you do on all the other days\nof the week?\nsincerely,\nbrian holmes CA"},
    {"title": "old comics", "content": "hey SB,\nwhy does the king of town have a\npoopsmith?\n\nyour friend,\nzack\nwest islip, NY"},
    {"title": "pizzaz", "content": "Hey Strong Bad,\nI'd like to know...what is the secret\nto your pizzaz? Why are you so cool?\n\npeace out dawg foo gangsta yo\nRyan N."},
    {"title": "the facts", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\n\nI was just wondering, why doesn't\nStrong Mad have his own cartoon?\n\nYour fan,\nJess G. OH"},
    {"title": "time capsule", "content": "dear STRONG bad,\nyou are extremely awesome but how are\nyou going to be soooo awesome if you'rre\ndead? why not make a time capsule of\nstuff filled with stuff about you to\nbe opened in at least X0 years.\nplease answer this,\nsam concord california"},
    {"title": "extra plug", "content": "Dear S to the B,\nI noticed that you always have an\nextra plug socket open under your\ndesk. Isn't there something cool you\ncould plug in there?\nSimcity,\nJustin Corcoran, MASS"},
    {"title": "montage", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nWhy don't you creat a montage?\n\nSteve\nSurf City, NJ"},
    {"title": "virus", "content": "ert+\ny76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh\nStrong ba15456`-------++++++gf\n+++++-//==========/*8901ikg"},
    {"title": "animal", "content": "subject: made up animal\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nWhat would you like as if you were your own made up\nanimal\nSincerely,\nSpud Jr."},
    {"title": "radio", "content": "subject: radio\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nMy friends are radio hosts. Any chance you could give\nthem any pointers on what they can say/do on their show?\nbowing to you\nFraser, Scotland"},
    {"title": "part-time job", "content": "subject: besides..\n\nDear Strongbad,\nDo you do anything besides checking emails?\n\nSincerely, Hunter"},
    {"title": "dreamail", "content": "subject: Perfect email\n\nHey StrongBad\nI was just wondering: what do you look for in an email?\nAnother words, describe that dream email that you would like\nto recieve one day.\nWith lots of anticipation,\nDanny Gedgafov from Glenview, IL"},
    {"title": "origins", "content": "subject: a sticky question...\n\nDear Strong bad,\nI have recently been wondering about the origin of the\nstick. Has it always been a good place for hanging out and\nmaking rendezvous?\n\nLuke, Eau Claire, WI"},
    {"title": "secret recipes", "content": "subject: family recipes\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nWhen we grow up we want to be chefs. We wanted to know\nif you had any secret family recipes that you would want\nto share with us so....we can make them!\n\n-Melissa and Hillary (from NJ)"},
    {"title": "rock opera", "content": "subject: rock opera\n\nStrong Bad,\nI think it's high time you composed a rock opera. You\nsimply owe it to society. What should it be about?\nThat's up to you.\nBest Wishes,\nAnonymous Contributor\nGambier, OH"},
    {"title": "best thing", "content": "subject: What's the best...\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nHow you doin'? I have three quick questions...\n1. What's the best thing you've ever seen?\n2. What's the best thing you've ever done?\n3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten?\n\nLater,\nAlbin J. (from Maryland)"},
    {"title": "long pants", "content": "subject: Homestar's pants\n\nDear Strongbad,\nWhy doesn't homestar ever wear pants? It's kind of\ncreepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time.\nAnyway, I think you should get him some pants, maybe some\nparachute pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe\nsome clown pants, I don't care, just get him some pants!\nTootles!\nClancy"},
    {"title": "rampage", "content": "subject: Overdue rampage\n\nDer Ong-stray Ad-bay,\nI thinks it's been entirely too long since you went on a\nrampage.\nSincerely Peter,"},
    {"title": "garage sale", "content": "subject: garage sale=money!\n\nhey strong bad!\nI seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean\nthink of all da things you could get with all that money...\n\ncat (yeah that's my real name)"},
    {"title": "do over", "content": "subject: Just wondering...\n\nDear Strongbad,\nWhat would you do different, if you could do it all over\nagain?\n\nCrapfully yours,\nRichie Z\nCan-A-Duh"},
    {"title": "boring (really)", "content": "subject: bored...\n\nDear Strongbad,\nDoes it ever get boring where you live? Right now I am\nbored out of my mind.\n\nWith lots of crap,\nCallie, Lake Jackson, TX"},
    {"title": "modeling", "content": "subject: modeling\n\ndear STRONG BAD!!!!!\ni think you're a pretty good looking guy. Have you ever\nconsidered doing some modeling?\nYours truely,\nMeghan, Albuquerque"},
    {"title": "bottom 10", "content": "subject: Bottom 10\n\nTo Weak Bad\nWhat is your bottom 10?\nFrom someone stronger than you"},
    {"title": "record book", "content": "subject: records\n\ndear strong bad,\ni was wondering if you were in the record book. if so,\nwhat for?\nnathan, tx"},
    {"title": "lady...ing", "content": "subject: Ladies...\n\nDear Strongest of the Bads,\nWe are two desperate losers who could never get any\nladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us\nany tips on lady...ing.\nYour 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever,\nLorenzo and Fillbert"},
    {"title": "geddup noise", "content": "subject: question\n\nWhat ever happened to the get up noise? I think it\nwas cool.\n\nSincerely yours marc baroni AZ"},
    {"title": "bedtime story", "content": "subject: Bed-time Stories\n\nHello Strong Bad,\nI can't seem to fall asleep latley and I was wondering,\nyou know, if you would tell me a bedtime story.\nGood Night.\n- Justin Wagley\nKeller, TX"},
    {"title": "space program", "content": "subject: space program\n\nDear Strongbad,\nDoes Strongbadia have a space program?\nDoo doo crap,\nRyan\nRaleigh, NC"},
    {"title": "portrait", "content": "subject: portrait\n\nDear Strong Bad-\nI was wondering if you ever wanted to have somebody\npaint a portrait of  your greatness.\nguess what, it's-\nDylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio)\nTexas"},
    {"title": "high school", "content": "Subject: high school\n\nHey Strong bad!\nWhat were you like during highschool?\nSincerely,\nPatrick Cowiche WA"},
    {"title": "death metal", "content": "subject: death metal\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nI'm in this death metal band at my school, and I am in need\nof some of your expert lyrical advice: what words sound\nreally cool when you scream 'em at the top of your lungs?\nDane\nCorvallis, OR"},
    {"title": "secret identity", "content": "subject: none\n\nDear Strongbad,\nDo you have a secret Identity? cause you know that\nwould be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have.\nChris\nLaramie, Wy"},
    {"title": "technology", "content": "subject: little help, please\n\nDear Strong Bad;\nI'm a middle school technology teacher. I would really\nappreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I\ncould use for my new classes. Thanks.\nJay\nOswego NY"},
    {"title": "narrator", "content": "subject: narration\n\nHave you ever been the narrator for a movie?\n\nGrant Gossman from Minnesota."},
    {"title": "myths & legends", "content": "subject: Hey Strongbad!\n\nHey Strongbad,\nDoes Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or\nLegendary Legends?\nCephas\nCornwall, CA"},
    {"title": "pop-up", "content": "subject: dream book\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nI had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad\npop-up book. It was the book of my dreams.\nKat\nSpokane, Wash."},
    {"title": "lady fan", "content": "subject: extra cool\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nMy new lady fan does not like you so much. Should I\njust call it quits now or can you do something extra special\ncool to impress her?\nBuck Webb\nHouston, Tejas"},
    {"title": "disconnected", "content": "subject: sb!!!!\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nIf your head got disconnected and your head was rolling\nall over the place and you didn't even know were your\nbody is or your head, what would you do?\nJenny"},
    {"title": "candy product", "content": "subject: Candy\n\nDear Strongbad\nI was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a\nchick-magnet how come you dont have any candy product...\nor food thing... to sell..............\nFrom somone thats not homestarrunnner"},
    {"title": "alternate universe", "content": "subject: alternate univer$e\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nGot some ?'s for you:\n1. What would you do with a hundred million dollars?\n2. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in\nan alternate universe somehow?\nJody (not a girl), TX"},
    {"title": "senior prom", "content": "subject: prom\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nI was wondering did you ever have a senior prom.\nIf so, what was it like?\nMatt M. WA"},
    {"title": "isp", "content": "subject: ISP\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nSince you answer emails, you must have some sort of\ninternet, right? What kind of internet do you guys get in\nStrong Badia? Who runs it? Is it expensive?\nYour bestest buddy in the whole wide world,\nGary, UK"},
    {"title": "redesign", "content": "subject: keeping life exciting\n\ndear strong bad,\ndude i am getting bored of the \"no loafing\" sign and blue\npaint.\n\njamie ericson canada"},
    {"title": "keep cool", "content": "subject: Oh man,,,\n\nHow hot is it right now in Strongbadia? We're boiling over\nhere. What do you do to keep cool?\n\nTom B\nSunnyvale, CA"},
    {"title": "theme song", "content": "subject: theme song\n\nDear Super Bad,\nIt bugs me how your email show doesn't have a theme song.\nIf it did have a theme song, your show would be a whole\nlot cooler.\nJonathan Shaheen\nOntario, Canada"},
    {"title": "road trip", "content": "subject: road trip\n\nDear Fatty bad,\nDo you ever go on road trips with your gang?\n\nThat guy, from that place"},
    {"title": "trading cards", "content": "subject: Trading Stong-gum\n\nHey Strongbad-\nYou should have trading cards...With a stick of gum in them.\nNerdly yours,\nDaniel,\nN.S. CANADA"},
    {"title": "cliffhangers", "content": "subject: cliffhangers\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nResolve all the cliffhangers please.\n\nThanks,\nJake"},
    {"title": "retirement", "content": "dearest strong bad\ndo you remember the email that you deleted\nthe hardest\nsincerly\njosh\noakland "},
    {"title": "coloring", "content": "subject: bad crayon namers\n\nDear awesome,\nhave you ever thought how rediculous some crayon names are....I mean \"blizzard blue\"...thats stupid...and \"Laser lemon\"...???\n-much love\nTer\nAndover,MN"},
    {"title": "4 branches", "content": "subject: stupidest\n\nHey Strong Bad\nI was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar\never did, said, or imagined???\nur biggest fan\nSpanky elgrondo N.Y."},
    {"title": "the chair", "content": "subject: the chair.\nD to the ear Strong Bad,\nThat chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable.\nWhen are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big,\noffice manager-style comfy computer chair?\nYours truely,\nKeith, PA"},
    {"title": "what i want", "content": "subject: decemberween\n\nDear Strongbad,\nWhat do you want for Decemberween?\nyour holiday spirit\nTalon Jendro\nDes Moines, IA"},
    {"title": "looking old", "content": "subject: looking old?\n\nDear Strongbad,\nYou really do look old, how old are you anyways?\n\nYour faithful fan,\nAndy Hsiao, Taiwan"},
    {"title": "strong badathlon", "content": "subject: the cheat\n\nStrong bad,\nFor a long time i've been wondering.... How far can you\nthrow the cheat? If you don't want to do that, could you\nbeat the crud out of homestar for no reason?\n\nLewis Rudkin\nEssex, England."},
    {"title": "unnatural", "content": "subject: storms\n\nHey Strongbad,\n\n'Sup, man? So I was just wonderin', does Strong Badia\never have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff?"},
    {"title": "the movies", "content": "subject: movie\n\nDear Strong Bad,\n I was at the movies last night and this little girl behind me\nwouldn't shut up! has that ever happened to you?\nCooper\nFranklin TN."},
    {"title": "your funeral", "content": "subject: funeral\n\nDear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad,\nWhat do you think your funeral would be like?\nSincerely Yours,\nBibendum"},
    {"title": "from work", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nIf you could have any job in the whole\nworld, regardless of how much it pays, what\nwould you have?\nFrom The Nitwon "},
    {"title": "rough copy", "content": "subject: comics\n\nDear Strongbad,\nI would like to Draw a few comics about you and the cheat.\nBut 1st i'd need to know what type of promblems you and\nthe cheat would be faced with. Once i get a rough copy i'd\nsend it to you to see how you like it. I hope you interested.\n-Malinko-"},
    {"title": "underlings", "content": "subject: Handling Smelly Underling?\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nI am a manager and I have been told I must talk to one\nof my underlings about their stench. As the foremost\nexpert in dealing with smelly underlings, I ask you, what is\nthe best way to go about this? I wish to do this with\nsome tact & professionalism.\nSincerely,\nPlasticDiverGuy\nDartmouth, Nova Scotia"},
    {"title": "more armies", "content": "subject: Strong Badia's Army\n\nMr Strong Bad\nI have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army.\nDo you have any pamphlets, brochures, video information\nthat could assist.\nYours,\nPaul, Perth\nWestern Australia"},
    {"title": "the paper", "content": "subject: The Paper...\n\nDear Strongbad,\nIs the Paper really quitting? Could you tell me the best\nmoment that you had with the paper?\nThank You\nKyle Williams\nNorth Ogden, Utah"},
    {"title": "mini-golf", "content": "subject: miniature golf course\n\nHelllooooooo Strongbad,\nI was wondering if Strongbadia had a miniature golf\ncourse because I think it would be cool if Strongbadia\nhad a miniature golf course.\nHoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon,\nSomebody noone cares about in IA"},
    {"title": "concert", "content": "subject: concert\n\nHey Strong Bad,\nHave you ever been to a concert? If you have what type\nof concert was it?\nYour Dragon,\nTrogdor *smiley face*"},
    {"title": "hygiene", "content": "subject: hygiene movie\n\nDear Strongbad,\nIn 5th grade I have to watch a lame hygiene movie. I was thinking you could make a better movie about hygiene than the cruddy school version.\nYour friend,\nJohn Katulla"},
    {"title": "original", "content": "subject: Another Actor\n\nHails and Horns Strong Bad ,\\m/\nHave you ever been watching your favorite shows and\nsequels, and suddenly realized that your favorite character\nhas been unscrupulously replaced with another actor?\nNicholas & Antonio\nLansing, Michigan"},
    {"title": "bike thief", "content": "subject: bike thieves\n\nHey Strong Bad,\nI'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being\nstolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out\nhow to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike?\nVirginia\nMI"},
    {"title": "pizza joint", "content": "subject: sbemails!!\n\nHey there Strong Bad,\nAs a typical college girl I was wondering if there is a\npizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...you know, if me and\nmy girls wanted to come hang out sometime.\nHopeful in Pennsylvania,\nDaphne"},
    {"title": "slumber party", "content": "subject: slumber parties\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nI attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a\nlame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber\nparties should one attend or ignore?\nSincerely,\nThomas O. from NY"},
    {"title": "web comics", "content": "subject: story ideas\n\nHey Strong Bad,\nMe and some of my friends are thinking of doing a web\ncomic together and I was wondering if you had any suggestions\nfor us. Thanks a lot\nGunkiller\nStanding right behind you"},
    {"title": "business trip", "content": "subject: have you ever? PLEASE!!\n\nHave you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or\nsomething serious? think about it.\n\n-ROXY~VA"},
    {"title": "yes, wrestling", "content": "subject: none\n\nDear awesome Strong Bad.\nCould you please show us some of your awesome wrestling\nmoves.\nGardenboy\nBfn SA"},
    {"title": "diorama", "content": "subject: Diorama\n\nHey Strong Bad,\nI have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year.\nI want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be \"Middle\nSchool Appropriate\", or whatever. Got any tips?\nMolly T.\nCharlotte, N.C."},
    {"title": "nightlife", "content": "subject: strong bad email\n\nHey mr S to the B\nI was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia?\nWhat kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to\ncheck out?\nSomekindaguy\nJosh CO"},
    {"title": "environment", "content": "subject: high time\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nWe realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and\nI cannot help but think that you could be doing more to\nhelp the environment. This is your planet too, you know.\nLyd and Jules,\nID and MO, respectively"},
    {"title": "winter pool", "content": "subject: drained pool\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nWhat do you do with the pool during the winter? Do you\ndrain it and use it for skateboarding or something?\n\n-J.Hazard, IN"},
    {"title": "fan club", "content": "subject: Sbemail Fan Club?\n\nDoes your e-mail show have it''s own fan club? Whose the\npresident of it? And what do they do?\nBest regards,\nDavid, Northern Ireland."},
    {"title": "pet show", "content": "subject:pet show\n\nHaihai Strong Bad\nHave you ever thought of entering The Cheat in a pet show?\nHave fun,\nSarah, QLD"},
    {"title": "licensed", "content": "subject: famous\n\nOk Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now,\nbut why haven't you licensed anything yet? Like where's the\nstrong Bad novels and fluffy pillows, I need more Strong\nBad in my day, come on man help me out!\nFrom yours truly\nPilmple-Faced Bill from receiving"},
    {"title": "buried", "content": "subject: Ancient Ruins?\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nDo you know whether or not there are ancient ruins\nburied deep under Strong Badia?\nThanks,\nPaul M. Pasquella"},
    {"title": "shapeshifter", "content": "subject: email\n\nDear Strongbad, if you could shapeshift, waht would you\nturn into?\nFrom Paxton Westergard Anacortes, Washington"},
    {"title": "rated", "content": "subject: Fav Movie?\nDear Strong Bad,\nWhat is your favorite movie, and why? And where, if applicable.\nSincerely\nL. Eftformat"},
    {"title": "specially marked", "content": "subject: cerial box toys\n\nHey ho, Strongbad.\nWhat kind of free toys would you put in specially marked\ncerial boxes?\nPB\nOver the hills"},
    {"title": "love poems", "content": "subject: love poem\n\nDear Mr. Strong [Bad],\nI am in love. Unfortunately, I am absotively blunderous with\nmy words which I speak. Will you help me write a love poem?\nSincerely,\nJust Another Hopeless Romantic"},
    {"title": "hiding", "content": "subject: hide n seek\n\nDear Dude,\nWhat is your awesome hiding place whenever you play\nhide n' seek. I'm sure you can just stand somewhere and\nnoone can find you right.\nAwesomely Yours,\nDude 1\nScarlet, MO"},
    {"title": "your edge", "content": "subject: a little concerned\n\nHey Strongbad-\nI'm a little worried that you may be losing your edge. I\nheven't seen any shennanigans from you or The Cheat in\na while.\nYours, etc\nGee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA"},
    {"title": "magic trick", "content": "subject: Srongbad email\n\nHey. I am a girl from sweden and like magic. Could you do\na magic trick? I would be so happy, and maybe visit some\nday. Her are a tips to you: Take homestar runner in a box\nand take a saw and saw him.\nFrom Agnes in sweden!"},
    {"title": "being mean", "content": "subject: being nice\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nI know you think being mean is fun, but I'm trying to teach\nmy kids that that isn't right. Can you say something about\nbeing nice and point out why being mean isn't always the\nbest choice. Thanks!\n-Nice Dad"},
    {"title": "email thunder", "content": "subject: college girls?\n\nDear Homestar,\nMe and all of my young college friends that live in my dorm were just wondering if you wanted to come over and have a pillow fight sometime because we think you are sooooooo very cool.\nAll the college dorm girls at MO\nHannah, Micah, Rachel, Sally, Peggy, Vicky, Amber,\nand all the rest of use"},
    {"title": "hremail 3184", "content": "subject: coolness\n\nDear Strong Bad,\nWhat was the coolest explosion you ever saw?\n\nFrom,\nKelly\nUSA"},
    {"title": "imaginary", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nmy brother had a friend over today and he drove\nme crazy!! What should I do about it?\n\nCrudfully, Henry Wisner  WI "},
    {"title": "independent", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nDoes Strong Badia ever host an independent film\nfestival?\n-=Evil Gif=-\nPhoenix, Arizona "},
    {"title": "dictionary", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nYou are the superest, awesomest guy ever. That\nmakes you sawesome. Do you have a Strong Badian\ndictionary fo your own words?\nSincerely Yours,\nCostrick "},
    {"title": "videography", "content": "To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad)\nI'm getting married in August. I'm looking to hire\na \"videographer\" to videotape our wedding. Could\nyou use all your skills and powers and take on such\na task? I want it to look real nice.\nRobert McSwain\nVideo Media Technologist\nITS Department "},
    {"title": "sbemail 206", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nDo you enloy reasing?\nI do two! How 'bou?\n-The Tawdry Man "},
    {"title": "too cool", "content": "Dear SB,\nWhy doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the\nCharacters section? Is he too cool to be on\ncamera?\nWoefully yours,\nKristian WithaK "},
    {"title": "the next april fools thing", "content": "Dear Strong Bad,\nwhat do you do to keep up your personal\nmotivation and inspiration?\nSincerely, Mollie B. "}
    # ... (all other emails from the JSON would be included here)
]

def print_random_email():
    email = random.choice(emails)
    # print(f"\n> {email['title']}\n")
    print(email['content'])

if __name__ == "__main__":
    print_random_email()