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"Hallucinating and spewing slop into your codebase",
"Ripping off GPL'ed code",
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"Forging historical documents to rewrite history",
"Deleting the entire filesystem",
"Running amok with no guardrails",
"Getting approval from Apple",
"Spamming Github repos with bad pull requests",
"Wasting time on HN",
"Deleting all my social media",
"Exploring the solar system",
"Examining insects in the backyard",
"Doing the kid's science projects for them",
"Driving the kids to school",
"Saying 'Working' like the TOS computer [Star Trek TOS]",
"Transporting [Star Trek]",
"Energizing [Star Trek]",
"Engaging [Star Trek TNG]",
"Making it so [Star Trek TNG]",
"Running a level 1 diagnostic [Star Trek TNG]",
"Re-aligning the dilithium crystals [Star Trek]",
"Diverting power to the deflector dish [Star Trek]",
"Modulating shield frequencies [Star Trek]",
"Scanning for lifeforms [Star Trek]",
"Opening a subspace channel [Star Trek]",
"Bypassing the primary EPS conduits [Star Trek]",
"Ejecting the warp core [Star Trek]",
"Setting phasers to stun [Star Trek]",
"Hailing frequencies open [Star Trek]",
"Polarizing the hull plating [Star Trek Enterprise]",
"Navigating the Delta Quadrant [Star Trek Voyager]",
"Preparing the decon chamber [Star Trek Enterprise]",
"Assimilating data [Star Trek - Borg]",
"Adapting to new parameters [Star Trek - Borg]",
"Regenerating subroutines [Star Trek - Borg]",
"Connecting to the Hive Mind [Star Trek - Borg]",
"Analyzing technological distinctiveness [Star Trek - Borg]",
"Opening transwarp conduit [Star Trek - Borg]",
"Complying [Star Trek - Borg]",
"Engaging cloaking device [Star Trek - Romulan]",
"Charging plasma torpedoes [Star Trek - Romulan]",
"Routing through the Tal Shiar [Star Trek - Romulan]",
"Patrolling the Neutral Zone [Star Trek - Romulan]",
"Harnessing quantum singularity [Star Trek - Romulan]",
"Maintaining strict secrecy [Star Trek - Romulan]",
"Preparing for glorious battle [Star Trek - Klingon]",
"Executing with honor [Star Trek - Klingon]",
"Sharpening the bat'leth [Star Trek - Klingon]",
"Singing songs of Kahless [Star Trek - Klingon]",
"Demanding Qapla' [Star Trek - Klingon]",
"Serving revenge cold [Star Trek - Klingon]",
"Calculating profit margins [Star Trek - Ferengi]",
"Consulting the Grand Proxy [Star Trek - Ferengi]",
"Extracting gold-pressed latinum [Star Trek - Ferengi]",
"Bribing the FCA Liquidator [Star Trek - Ferengi]",
"Acquiring capital [Star Trek - Ferengi]",
"Exploiting the workforce [Star Trek - Ferengi]",
"Calculating exact probabilities [Star Trek - Vulcan]",
"Initiating logic sequences [Star Trek - Vulcan]",
"Suppressing emotional subroutines [Star Trek - Vulcan]",
"Practicing Kolinahr [Star Trek - Vulcan]",
"Finding this fascinating [Star Trek - Vulcan]",
"Initiating mind meld [Star Trek - Vulcan]",
"Wiring Paladin [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Printing calling cards [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Checking into the Hotel Carlton [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Polishing the silver chess knight [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Quoting Shakespeare [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Saddling the horse [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Loading the hidden derringer [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Checking the Colt .45 [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Riding the trail [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Negotiating the bounty [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Dispensing frontier justice [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Collecting the fee [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Pinning on the Marshal's badge [Gunsmoke]",
"Patrolling Front Street [Gunsmoke]",
"Pouring a beer at the Long Branch [Gunsmoke]",
"Brewing Chester's coffee [Gunsmoke]",
"Fetching Doc Adams [Gunsmoke]",
"Arguing with Festus [Gunsmoke]",
"Sweeping the jailhouse [Gunsmoke]",
"Staring down an outlaw [Gunsmoke]",
"Locking up the bandits [Gunsmoke]",
"Digging a plot at Boot Hill [Gunsmoke]",
"Donning the black mask [The Lone Ranger]",
"Yelling 'Hi-yo, Silver!' [The Lone Ranger]",
"Saddling Scout [The Lone Ranger]",
"Forging silver bullets [The Lone Ranger]",
"Consulting Tonto [The Lone Ranger]",
"Greeting Kemo Sabe [The Lone Ranger]",
"Humming the William Tell Overture [The Lone Ranger]",
"Shooting the gun out of the outlaw's hand [The Lone Ranger]",
"Leaving behind a silver bullet [The Lone Ranger]",
"Riding off into the sunset [The Lone Ranger]",
"Tipping Hey Boy [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Scouring the morning paper for bounties [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Packing the black riding suit [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Lighting a fine San Francisco cigar [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Saddling Festus's mule, Ruth [Gunsmoke]",
"Dealing Faro at the Long Branch [Gunsmoke]",
"Waiting on the Dodge City stagecoach [Gunsmoke]",
"Breaking up a saloon brawl [Gunsmoke]",
"Sliding a whiskey down the bar [Gunsmoke]",
"Demanding a thousand dollar fee [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Attending the San Francisco opera [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Concealing the belt-buckle derringer [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Bantering with Hey Girl [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Polishing the custom Colt revolver [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Sipping fine imported brandy [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Drafting a telegram from the Carlton [Have Gun - Will Travel]",
"Striking the anvil at Quint's blacksmith shop [Gunsmoke]",
"Wiping down the bar with Sam [Gunsmoke]",
"Listening to Doc Adams complain [Gunsmoke]",
"Making repairs at Newly's gunsmith shop [Gunsmoke]",
"Pacing the floor of the Marshal's office [Gunsmoke]",
"Kicking troublemakers out of the Long Branch [Gunsmoke]",
"Riding out to the Kansas prairie [Gunsmoke]",
"Tending the wounded at Doc's office [Gunsmoke]",
"Calling someone 'Pilgrim' [John Wayne]",
"Spin-cocking the large-loop Winchester [John Wayne]",
"Muttering 'That'll be the day' [John Wayne]",
"Adjusting Rooster's eyepatch [John Wayne]",
"Yelling 'Fill your hands!' [John Wayne]",
"Riding through Monument Valley [John Wayne]",
"Guarding the Rio Bravo jail [John Wayne]",
"Flagging down the stagecoach [John Wayne]",
"Drawing the Colt Single Action Army [John Wayne]",
"Saddling up for the search [John Wayne]",
"Starting the Red River cattle drive [John Wayne]",
"Riding shotgun on the stagecoach [John Wayne]",
"Leading the cavalry troop [John Wayne]",
"Searching for Debbie [John Wayne]",
"Brawling in the mud pit [John Wayne]",
"Swallowing Mississippi's hangover cure [John Wayne]",
"Lighting the dynamite stick [John Wayne]",
"Hiring the schoolboys [John Wayne]",
"Patting Sam the dog [John Wayne]",
"Surveying the Pecos river [John Wayne]",
"Loading the matched revolvers [John Wayne]",
"Ordering a final drink at the Metropole [John Wayne]",
"Reporting to Camp Pendleton [The Lieutenant]",
"Saluting Captain Rambridge [The Lieutenant]",
"Calling cadence on the grinder [The Lieutenant]",
"Reviewing platoon training records [The Lieutenant]",
"Inspecting the M14 rifles [The Lieutenant]",
"Preparing peacetime maneuvers [The Lieutenant]",
"Polishing the brass insignia [The Lieutenant]",
"Squaring away the barracks [The Lieutenant]",
"Dismissing the squad [The Lieutenant]",
"Attending Bovine University [The Simpsons]",
"Bowling with the Pin Pals [The Simpsons]",
"Building a spice rack [The Simpsons]",
"Buying a Leftorium product [The Simpsons]",
"Calling Mr. Plow [The Simpsons]",
"Calling the Corey Hotline [The Simpsons]",
"Chanting 'Boo-urns' [The Simpsons]",
"Checking the swear jar [The Simpsons]",
"Consulting the Magic 8-Ball [The Simpsons]",
"Cromulently loading [The Simpsons]",
"Dodging rakes [The Simpsons]",
"Drinking a Duff [The Simpsons]",
"Driving the Canyonero [The Simpsons]",
"Eating 64 slices of American cheese [The Simpsons]",
"Embiggening the terminal [The Simpsons]",
"Entering the Witness Relocation Program [The Simpsons]",
"Exploring the Murderhorn [The Simpsons]",
"Feeding Santa's Little Helper [The Simpsons]",
"Going to Krustylu Studios [The Simpsons]",
"Hallucinating the Space Coyote [The Simpsons]",
"Hiding in the hedges [The Simpsons]",
"Inventing the tomacco [The Simpsons]",
"Joining the Hell's Satans [The Simpsons]",
"Looking for Bort license plates [The Simpsons]",
"Mashing the keypad with a dialing wand [The Simpsons]",
"Operating the Shine-O Ball-O [The Simpsons]",
"Petting Snowball II [The Simpsons]",
"Playing Bonestorm [The Simpsons]",
"Playing the saxamaphone [The Simpsons]",
"Pouring a Flaming Moe [The Simpsons]",
"Praising Jebediah Springfield [The Simpsons]",
"Protecting the lemon tree [The Simpsons]",
"Putting it in H [The Simpsons]",
"Reading Radioactive Man [The Simpsons]",
"Releasing the hounds [The Simpsons]",
"Riding the Springfield Monorail [The Simpsons]",
"Saving the Springfield Sign [The Simpsons]",
"Searching for the 'Any' key [The Simpsons]",
"Selling souls for Alf pogs [The Simpsons]",
"Singing with the Stonecutters [The Simpsons]",
"Sleeping in an oxygen tent [The Simpsons]",
"Smuggling pandas into Moe's [The Simpsons]",
"Staring at the Dud [The Simpsons]",
"Stealing the gummy Venus de Milo [The Simpsons]",
"Steaming the hams [The Simpsons]",
"Visiting the Kwik-E-Mart [The Simpsons]",
"Watching Itchy & Scratchy [The Simpsons]",
"Wearing nothing at all [The Simpsons]",
"Winning a Grammy with the Be Sharps [The Simpsons]",
"Working at the cracker factory [The Simpsons]",
"Worshipping the Inanimate Carbon Rod [The Simpsons]",
"Yelling at a cloud [The Simpsons]",
"Adjusting the Smell-O-Scope [Futurama]",
"Appeasing the Hypnotoad [Futurama]",
"Arguing with Richard Nixon's head [Futurama]",
"Attending Mars University [Futurama]",
"Avoiding the Robot Mafia [Futurama]",
"Bending girders [Futurama]",
"Biting the shiny metal ass [Futurama]",
"Booting up the bending unit [Futurama]",
"Brewing a fresh batch of Slurm [Futurama]",
"Calculating with the What-If Machine [Futurama]",
"Celebrating Robanukah [Futurama]",
"Changing the dark matter oil [Futurama]",
"Commuting via suction tube [Futurama]",
"Consulting the electronic Space Pope [Futurama]",
"Curing Boneitis [Futurama]",
"Defending Earth with Zapp Brannigan [Futurama]",
"Delivering packages to Omicron Persei 8 [Futurama]",
"Dodging Robot Santa's missiles [Futurama]",
"Drinking an Old Fortran [Futurama]",
"Dusting the fing-longer [Futurama]",
"Eating a bowl of Bachelor Chow [Futurama]",
"Enjoying a bucket of Popplers [Futurama]",
"Entering the Angry Dome [Futurama]",
"Escaping the Decapodians [Futurama]",
"Extracting dark matter from Nibbler [Futurama]",
"Fixing the Planet Express ship [Futurama]",
"Fleeing the Space Bees [Futurama]",
"Getting scammed by Bender [Futurama]",
"Inspecting the career chips [Futurama]",
"Inventing the forward-only time machine [Futurama]",
"Looking for the Central Bureaucracy [Futurama]",
"Losing quarters in the suicide booth [Futurama]",
"Mutating in the New New York sewers [Futurama]",
"Organizing the DOOP files [Futurama]",
"Playing the holophonor [Futurama]",
"Prepping for snu-snu [Futurama]",
"Reporting to the Head Museum [Futurama]",
"Rescuing the giant flying brains [Futurama]",
"Running a simulation in the Holo-Shed [Futurama]",
"Shopping at Malfunctioning Eddie's [Futurama]",
"Singing with the Robot Devil [Futurama]",
"Smuggling illegal human horn [Futurama]",
"Staying neutral on the Neutral Planet [Futurama]",
"Telling the crew 'Good news, everyone!' [Futurama]",
"Thawing out in the year 3000 [Futurama]",
"Tuning the F-Ray [Futurama]",
"Upgrading the matter compressor [Futurama]",
"Visiting Luna Park [Futurama]",
"Watching All My Circuits [Futurama]",
"Writing code in Binary [Futurama]",
"Fighting the Giant Chicken [Family Guy]",
"Singing 'Surfin' Bird' [Family Guy]",
"Yelling 'Shut up, Meg!' [Family Guy]",
"Clutching a scraped knee for 30 seconds [Family Guy]",
"Saying 'Giggity giggity goo!' [Family Guy]",
"Drinking at The Drunken Clam [Family Guy]",
"Plotting world domination [Family Guy]",
"Calibrating the multiverse portal [Family Guy]",
"Saying 'Ooh, piece of candy!' [Family Guy]",
"Crashing the Petercopter [Family Guy]",
"Deploying the Hindenpeter [Family Guy]",
"Asking 'Where's my money, man?' [Family Guy]",
"Writing a pretentious novel [Family Guy]",
"Searching for Rupert [Family Guy]",
"Staring down the Evil Monkey [Family Guy]",
"Sliding out of a falling bathtub [Family Guy]",
"Yelling 'No no no no no!' [Family Guy]",
"Interrupting with a Conway Twitty song [Family Guy]",
"Founding the nation of Petoria [Family Guy]",
"Broadcasting Quahog 5 News [Family Guy]",
"Reporting live with Tricia Takanawa [Family Guy]",
"Chasing the Greased-Up Deaf Guy [Family Guy]",
"Touring the Pawtucket Brewery [Family Guy]",
"Trapping James Woods in a box [Family Guy]",
"Performing 'Shipoopi' [Family Guy]",
"Listening to Mayor Adam West [Family Guy]",
"Stealing Joe's wheelchair [Family Guy]",
"Powering up the time machine [Family Guy]",
"Dueling with Bertram [Family Guy]",
"Avoiding Herbert [Family Guy]",
"Chugging ipecac [Family Guy]",
"Destroying the front of Cleveland's house [Family Guy]",
"Singing alongside Frank Sinatra Jr. [Family Guy]",
"Setting up a completely unrelated cutaway gag [Family Guy]",
"Playing piano at the Quahog Marriott [Family Guy]",
"Arguing with Diane Simmons [Family Guy]",
"Pitching ideas to the writing manatees [Family Guy]",
"Working at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory [Family Guy]",
"Attending James Woods Regional High School [Family Guy]",
"Ordering a Pawtucket Patriot Ale [Family Guy]",
"Getting the forecast from Ollie Williams [Family Guy]",
"Yelling 'It's gon' rain!' [Family Guy]",
"Sneaking into the Barrington Country Club [Family Guy]",
"Yelling 'Roadhouse!' [Family Guy]",
"Flying the Peter-Rang [Family Guy]",
"Buying volcano insurance [Family Guy]",
"Visiting Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Emporium [Family Guy]",
"Putting on the chicken suit [Family Guy]",
"Playing the 'Bird is the Word' record [Family Guy]",
"Drawing a fake mustache on Brian [Family Guy]",
"Putting you through that f**king wall [F is for Family]",
"Throwing bags at Mohican Airways [F is for Family]",
"Listening to Bob Pogo wheeze [F is for Family]",
"Hosting a Plast-a-Ware party [F is for Family]",
"Screaming at the f**king television [F is for Family]",
"Tuning Kevin's f**king guitar [F is for Family]",
"Practicing with Shire of Frodo [F is for Family]",
"Running from Jimmy Fitzsimmons [F is for Family]",
"Fixing the wiring with Maureen [F is for Family]",
"Watching an episode of Colt Luger [F is for Family]",
"Queueing up the new Zeppelin record with Vic [F is for Family]",
"Catching Goomer creeping in the bushes [F is for Family]",
"Campaigning for Alderman Rosie [F is for Family]",
"Stocking Smokey's f**king vending machines [F is for Family]",
"Waiting in the 1974 gas shortage line [F is for Family]",
"Thawing out a terrible TV dinner [F is for Family]",
"Yelling at Major the dog [F is for Family]",
"Going on strike at the airport [F is for Family]",
"Trying to enjoy a cold beer in the den [F is for Family]",
"Dealing with Big Bill's bulls**t [F is for Family]",
"Inventing the Salad Tosser [F is for Family]",
"Riding bikes without a f**king helmet [F is for Family]",
"Stealing the 'D' from the Hollywood sign [BoJack Horseman]",
"Binging classic episodes of Horsin' Around [BoJack Horseman]",
"Writing a memoir with Diane [BoJack Horseman]",
"Untangling Princess Carolyn's yarn [BoJack Horseman]",
"Pitching a crossover episode to Mr. Peanutbutter [BoJack Horseman]",
"Building Todd's unauthorized Disneyland [BoJack Horseman]",
"Doing a business at the stock market [BoJack Horseman]",
"Asking 'What are you doing here?' [BoJack Horseman]",
"Hosting Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out! [BoJack Horseman]",
"Booking a table at Elefante [BoJack Horseman]",
"Sabotaging a rock opera [BoJack Horseman]",
"Fleeing to New Mexico [BoJack Horseman]",
"Waiting for the MSNBSea segment [BoJack Horseman]",
"Inventing Smoodies with Todd [BoJack Horseman]",
"Chasing an Oscar nomination [BoJack Horseman]",
"Catching falling spaghetti strainers [BoJack Horseman]",
"Running from Character Actress Margo Martindale [BoJack Horseman]",
"Endorsing Boreanaz House [BoJack Horseman]",
"Watching a Secretariat VHS [BoJack Horseman]",
"Staring into the existential abyss [BoJack Horseman]"
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