rules of elphants.md

Elephant Sales for Charity

1. Bid on any of the unsold elephants below via email to [email protected], with the subject ELEPHANT BID -- if your bid is over the secret reserve, you win!
2. I'll be in touch to confirm your bid, inform you that you've won and tell you how much it will cost you to receive your cuddly toy
3. Make a donation for the winning amount to paypal.me/ProtectEarthUK to donate to @philsturgeon's wonderful charity
4. Once the donation is received I'll contact you with to get your address; I'll pop your cuddly toy in the post and you can Monzo me the shipping costs
5. Only one cuddly toy per person, and only one bid per cuddly toy per person, you bid under you lose out
6. It's for charity so if you don't like it then I don't care
7. You are obliged to Tweet me a picture of your elephant in it's new home
8. All bids in GREAT BRITISH POUNDS just because

Some elephants have higher reserves than others because I'm a dick like that.

Elephant List

• Pink with no additional logo
• White Confoo elephant
• Black amsterdamPHP elephant
• White Dutch PHP conference elephant

Sold

• Red "Chilli" Zend elephant
• Black Symfony elephant
• White Elvis elephant with Zend logo
• Yellow Sunshine PHP elephant with Zend/SunshinePHP Logo
• Green ZF logo elephant with huge sentimental value
• Brown trueNorth PHP elephant
• Brown trueNorth PHP elephant
• Teal Zend elephant PHP 7
• Orange php[architect] elephant
• Grey Chloe Roave elephant
• Light blue Yorkshire PHP flat cap elephant
• White PHP Benelux 10 year anniversary elephant
• Purple PHP Women elephant
• Blue with no additional logo
• Mini MySQL dolphin

HAPPY BIDDING