disable_wp_bullshit, jquery, masonry, jquery-masonry, wp-embed, disable_wp_emojicons.

disable_wp_bullshit.php

function disable_wp_emojicons()
{
	// all actions related to emojis
	remove_action( 'admin_print_styles', 'print_emoji_styles' );
	remove_action( 'wp_head', 'print_emoji_detection_script', 7 );
	remove_action( 'admin_print_scripts', 'print_emoji_detection_script' );
	remove_action( 'wp_print_styles', 'print_emoji_styles' );
	remove_filter( 'wp_mail', 'wp_staticize_emoji_for_email' );
	remove_filter( 'the_content_feed', 'wp_staticize_emoji' );
	remove_filter( 'comment_text_rss', 'wp_staticize_emoji' );
	// filter to remove TinyMCE emojis
	add_filter( 'tiny_mce_plugins', 'disable_emojicons_tinymce' );
}
function disable_emojicons_tinymce( $plugins )
{
	if ( is_array( $plugins ) )
	{
		return array_diff( $plugins, array( 'wpemoji' ) );
	}
	else
	{
		return array();
	}
}
function disable_wp_bullshit()
{
	wp_deregister_script('jquery');
	wp_deregister_script('masonry');
	wp_deregister_script('jquery-masonry');
	wp_deregister_script('wp-embed');
	disable_wp_emojicons();
}
add_action( 'init', 'disable_wp_bullshit' );