What I think about PHP

witaphp.rb

a = "suc"
b = "it"
c = "end"
d = "ry"
e = "P. #{b[0].upcase}#{b[1]}"
f = "#{c[0]}ve#{d}#{b[1]}h#{b[0]}ng"
g = "#{b[1]}ha#{b[1]} ma#{c[2]}#{c[0]} #{a[0]}e#{c[1]}#{a[0]}#{c[0]}"
h = "aod"
i = "l"
j = false

2.times do
	print "#{h[1]} f#{h[0]}#{b[0]}#{i} at #{f} #{b} #{h[1..2].reverse}" if j
	print "es a#{c[1..2]} #{b} #{a}ks a#{b[1]} #{f} a#{a[0]} w#{c[0]}" if j
	puts "ll#{e[1]} P#{d[0]}#{c[0]}t#{c} #{g}#{e[1]}" if j
	print "#{b[0].upcase} #{g[1..2]}#{b[1]}e " unless j
	print "#{e[0]}H#{e} #{a}#{a[2]}ee#{c[2]}s t" unless j
	j = true
end