A Gordon Ramsay style bot.

ramsaybot.py

import discord
import random
import logging
import os
# Imports go here.

ramsay_quotes = [
    "YOU FUCKING DONKEY!",
    "What are you? AN IDIOT SANDWICH.",
    "GET OUT!",
    "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?"
]
# A list of Ramsay quotes.

logging.basicConfig(level=logging.INFO)
# Sets up logging.

clean_message = lambda x: [
    y for y in x.strip(" ").split(" ") if y != "" and f"{client.user.id}" not in y
]
# Turns message into list and cleans of white space and the bot user.

mentions_to_ids = lambda y: [x.id for x in y]
# Converts mentions to IDs.

ramsayified_punctuation = lambda x: x.replace(".", ", you fucking donkey.").replace("!", ", FUCK OFF!")
# Ramsay-ifies the punctuation.

client = discord.Client()
# Defines the client.


def ramsayified_message(content):
    count = 0
    new_split = []
    for x in content.split(" "):
        if count == 2:
            count = 0
            new_split.append(random.choice(["fuck off", "fucking", "dickhead", "you idiot sandwich"]))
        else:
            count += 1

        new_split.append(x)

    return ramsayified_punctuation(" ".join(new_split))
# Ramsay-ifies the message.


async def ramsay_quote(message):
    try:
        await message.channel.send(random.choice(ramsay_quotes))
    except (discord.NotFound, discord.Forbidden):
        # YOU FUCKING DONKEY!
        pass
# Tries to send a Ramsay quote.


async def ramsayify(message, content):
    ramsayified_content = ramsayified_message(content)
    try:
        await message.channel.send(ramsayified_content)
    except (discord.NotFound, discord.Forbidden):
        # YOU FUCKING DONKEY!
        pass
# The full ramsay-fying.


@client.event
async def on_message(message):
    if client.user.id not in mentions_to_ids(message.mentions):
        # Nope, not our problem.
        return

    content_split = clean_message(message.content)
    # Gets a clean and split version of the message.

    if len(content_split) == 0:
        # We return a Ramsay quote.
        return await ramsay_quote(message)

    await ramsayify(message, " ".join(content_split))
# The router for on_message.

client.run(os.environ["BOT_TOKEN"])
# Starts the bot.