technologic.rb

class It
  def initialize; end

  def method_missing(m)
    verb = m.to_s.chomp('!').capitalize.sub('_', ', ')
    noun = self.class.name.downcase
    puts "#{verb} #{noun}"
    puts if verb.include?(',')
    self
  end
end

It.new
  .buy!
  .use!
  .break!
  .fix!
  .trash!
  .change!
  .mail_upgrade!
  .charge!
  .point!
  .zoom!
  .press!
  .snap!
  .work!
  .quick_erase!
  .write!
  .cut!
  .paste!
  .save!
  .load!
  .check!
  .quick_rewrite!
  .plug!
  .play!
  .burn!
  .zip!
  .drag!
  .drop!
  .zip_unzip!
  .lock!
  .fill!
  .call!
  .find!
  .view!
  .code!
  .jam_unlock!
  .surf!
  .scroll!
  .pause!
  .click!
  .cross!
  .crack!
  .switch_update!
  .name!
  .rate!
  .tune!
  .print!
  .scan!
  .send!
  .fax_rename!
  .touch!
  .bring!
  .pay!
  .watch!
  .turn!
  .leave!
  .start_format!