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pascalpoitras / 1.md
Last active July 12, 2026 02:56
My WeeChat configuration

This configuration is no longer updated

@XVilka
XVilka / TrueColour.md
Last active July 13, 2026 20:43
True Colour (16 million colours) support in various terminal applications and terminals

THIS GIST WAS MOVED TO TERMSTANDARD/COLORS REPOSITORY.

PLEASE ASK YOUR QUESTIONS OR ADD ANY SUGGESTIONS AS A REPOSITORY ISSUES OR PULL REQUESTS INSTEAD!

@branneman
branneman / better-nodejs-require-paths.md
Last active July 9, 2026 05:43
Better local require() paths for Node.js

Better local require() paths for Node.js

Problem

When the directory structure of your Node.js application (not library!) has some depth, you end up with a lot of annoying relative paths in your require calls like:

const Article = require('../../../../app/models/article');

Those suck for maintenance and they're ugly.

Possible solutions

@krmaxwell
krmaxwell / quotes
Created October 24, 2013 05:23
Discordian quote sample
A group of college professors — specializing in German literature of the 1770s — on a suicide/gang-rape spree. Sturm und drang bang.
It's great to eat under an open sky, even if it is radioactive.
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.
I think you'll find everybody loves a loser — so you'll be fine, you won't be lonely long.
Since you already have the maximum of one ythog flgath ng'flgath from zath vorgaal, you would need a hngaug flgath ng'flgath with no other ythog flgathu ng'flgath from it in order to flgathl a ythog.
Boys, boys! Calm down! Haven't you heard of the word "compromisation"?
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Jesus hates you. Click here for porn.
I wish many guns. Floating around me. Controlled by murder thoughts.
servers = (
{
address = "irc.1chan.us";
chatnet = "1chan";
port = "6667";
autoconnect = "yes";
},
{
address = "irc.7chan.org";
chatnet = "7chan";
@killercup
killercup / pandoc.css
Created July 3, 2013 11:31
Add this to your Pandoc HTML documents using `--css pandoc.css` to make them look more awesome. (Tested with Markdown and LaTeX.)
/*
* I add this to html files generated with pandoc.
*/
html {
font-size: 100%;
overflow-y: scroll;
-webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;
-ms-text-size-adjust: 100%;
}
@mjhea0
mjhea0 / 1 - sql_interview_questions.md
Last active June 22, 2024 09:44
Jitbit's SQL interview questions
@philchristensen
philchristensen / names.txt
Last active May 22, 2022 06:37
Data file of "funny-sounding" names
Aardwolf
Abdol, Ahmet
Abner Little
Abominable Snowman
Abomination
Abominatrix
Abraxas
Absalom
Absorbing Man
Abyss
@yanofsky
yanofsky / LICENSE
Last active March 18, 2026 18:48
A script to download all of a user's tweets into a csv
This is free and unencumbered software released into the public domain.
Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or
distribute this software, either in source code form or as a compiled
binary, for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, and by any
means.
In jurisdictions that recognize copyright laws, the author or authors
of this software dedicate any and all copyright interest in the
software to the public domain. We make this dedication for the benefit
@Protonk
Protonk / prng.js
Last active August 31, 2024 17:14
Various PRNGs, implemented in javascript.
// Linear Congruential Generator
// Variant of a Lehman Generator
var lcg = (function() {
// Set to values from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numerical_Recipes
// m is basically chosen to be large (as it is the max period)
// and for its relationships to a and c
var m = 4294967296,
// a - 1 should be divisible by m's prime factors
a = 1664525,
// c and m should be co-prime