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from pyquery import PyQuery

def grabber(i=0):
    base_url = "http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/"
    url = base_url + "kwotes.pl?action=list&m=501&so=reverse&o=date&s=" + str(i)
    PQ = PyQuery(url)
    BQ = PQ("blockquote")
    for x in BQ:
        try:
           print x.text

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import re

whitelist = ['quick','lazy','boring']
tweet = "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over The Boring Dog"

for item in whitelist:
    tweet = re.compile('('+item+')',re.I).sub(r'#\1', tweet, 1)
    # remove the `1` if you want it to match all instances

print tweet

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Process:         Adium [14470]
Path:            /Applications/Adium.app/Contents/MacOS/Adium
Identifier:      com.adiumX.adiumX
Version:         1.5.6 (1.5.6)
Code Type:       X86-64 (Native)
Parent Process:  launchd [268]

Date/Time:       2013-06-05 08:46:39.500 -0400
OS Version:      Mac OS X 10.7.5 (11G63b)
Report Version:  9

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Scripts to create a new post & publish it using jekyll. new_post takes a title, and optional content; publish stages it for publishing on the current date.

new_post "Article Title" "Optional content" will create a file named unpublished-article_title.md whose content is

---
layout: post
title: Article Title
published: false

tags: article

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#!/usr/bin/python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

import sys, os, httplib, codecs
import simplejson as json

def get(url,filename):
    try:
        conn = httplib.HTTPConnection('jsfiddle.net')
        conn.request('GET',url)

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Nostradamus BBS ......................... (801) 487-9715
The Pine Tree BBS ....................... (803) 641-1805
The End Of Time ......................... (803) 855-0783
A.H.I. Helpline ......................... (805) 395-0371
Dark Knights Lair ....................... (805) 563-2160
The *Orion* System ...................... (806) 293-9988
Dragon's Lair BBS ....................... (808) 423-2163
The Tradin' Post ........................ (813) 578-0347
NCahoots! BBS ........................... (816) 452-3219
Beer World .............................. (817) 267-9945

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from PIL import Image, ImageStat, ImageEnhance
from random import *
import numpy as np
from itertools import *
import requests
import simplejson
from cStringIO import StringIO
from images2gif import writeGif
import os, sys

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[SWF(width=200,height=50,backgroundColor=0x666666,frameRate=24)]
var sound:Sound = new Sound();
/* ################  Set the Starting Frequency */
var freq:Number=1046.5;
/* ################  Set the Sample Rate */
var rate:Number=44100;
var phase:Number=0;
var chan:SoundChannel = new SoundChannel();
var trans:SoundTransform = new SoundTransform(0,0);
chan.soundTransform = trans;

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var currencies = {
    'USD': '$', 'CAD': 'CA$', 'EUR': '€', 'AED': 'AED', 'AFN': 'Af',
    'ALL': 'ALL', 'AMD': 'AMD', 'ARS': 'AR$', 'AUD': 'AU$', 'AZN': 'man.',
    'BAM': 'KM', 'BDT': 'Tk', 'BGN': 'BGN', 'BHD': 'BD', 'BIF': 'FBu',
    'BND': 'BN$', 'BOB': 'Bs', 'BRL': 'R$', 'BWP': 'BWP', 'BYR': 'BYR',
    'BZD': 'BZ$', 'CDF': 'CDF', 'CHF': 'CHF', 'CLP': 'CL$', 'CNY': 'CN¥',
    'COP': 'CO$', 'CRC': '₡', 'CVE': 'CV$', 'CZK': 'Kč', 'DJF': 'Fdj',
    'DKK': 'Dkr', 'DOP': 'RD$', 'DZD': 'DA', 'EEK': 'Ekr', 'EGP': 'EGP',
    'ERN': 'Nfk', 'ETB': 'Br', 'GBP': '£', 'GEL': 'GEL', 'GHS': 'GH₵',
    'GNF': 'FG', 'GTQ': 'GTQ', 'HKD': 'HK$', 'HNL': 'HNL', 'HRK': 'kn',

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# Description:
#   Anyone can have voice or op
#
# Commands:
#   hubot make me an op
#   hubot make <name> an op
#   hubot give me voice
#   hubot give <name> voice

module.exports = (robot) ->