I later went up to my room, feeling all guilty, yet unsure what just happened. I did some research, only to find out that even though I learned baiser = to kiss, it apparently isn't used as such anymore, and in modern French it's baiser = to fuck.
"French girls greet you by fucking you"… yeah 10/10 Brinkie!
Aced it.
101 How to make a good first impression.
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[update] Tim be like