Public edition of my facebook retard remover.

retardremover.cs

using System;
using System.Linq;

namespace Facepalm {

// This is an example of SDD - Sarcasm Driven Development.

  public class Program {
  	public static void Main(params string[] args) {
  		DoTheBanOThon.LikeRightNow();
  	}
  }
  
  public class DoTheBanOThon {
  	Func<string,bool> BanThe = new Func<string,bool>(msg => msg.Contains('@'));
  	public DoTheBanOThon As(FBIdentity identity) {
  		// facebooky login stuff
  	} 
  
  	public IEnumerable<dynamic> GivenTheMessage(string messageid) {
  		// facebooky data badgers
  	}
  
  	public void BanThe(string) {
  		// more facebooky dribblings
  	}
  	
  	public static void LikeRightNow() {
  		var myself = // urr yeah as if
  	
  		As(myself).GivenTheMessage("10153391165192475").
  		comments.data.Where(comment => 
  			If.The(comment.message).Is(ARetardedComment)).
  			Select(comment => comment.name).
  			ForEach(retard => BanThe(retard))
  	}
  }
  
  public static class If {
  	public static Apply<T> The<T>(T subject) {
  		return new Apply(subject);
  	}
  }
  
  public class Apply<T> {
  	private readonly T subject;
  	public Apply<T>(T subject) {
  		this.subject = subject;
  	}
  	public TResponse Is<TRequest,TResponse>(TRequest job) where TRequest : Func<T,TResponse> {
  		return job(subject);
  	}
  }

}