gistfile1.coffee

fns = players.map (player) ->
  (cb) ->
    msg.http("http://pwa.wp3.pl/curvefever/?player=" + player).get() (err, res, body) ->
      $ = cheerio.load(body)
      results.push
        name: $("b").slice(0).eq(0).text().toLowerCase()
        rank: parseInt($("td").slice(37).eq(0).text(), 10)
      cb()
async.parallel fns, ->
  results.sort (x,y) -> y.rank - x.rank
  for player in results
    msg.send player.name + " " + player.rank