Whynowork.rb

require 'isaac'

configure do |c|
  c.nick    = "ButtBot"
  c.server  = "irc.freenode.net"
  # c.port    = 6667
end

on :connect do
  join "#wsu-acm"
end

on :channel do
  word = message.split.shuffle.filter{|item| item =~ /\w+/}[0].match( /^[aeiou]+(?<tail>.*)/ )
  tail = word[:tail] || ""
  msg channel , "More like butt#{tail}. amirite?"
end