homestuckTrollAccessiblity.user.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name        HomeStuck Troll Accessiblity
// @namespace   https://gist.github.com/JulianWebb
// @version     0.6
// @author      Pongles
// @description Modifies the Troll's text so that it can be read easier
// @icon        https://www.homestuck.com/favicon.ico
// @match       https://www.homestuck.com/story/*
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
  'use strict'
  
  
  console.log('Homestuck Troll Acessiblity running')
  let lineCount = 0;
  
  const formatting = (str) => {
    str = str.replace(/(\w)([\w\s\'\"\,\;\.\?]+)/gm, (match, p1, p2, offset, stri) => {
      return p1.toUpperCase() + p2;
    });
    str = str.replace(/(\si\s)/g, " I ");
    str = str.replace(/\<E/gi, "<3");
    return str;
  }
  
	let trolls = {
    adiosToreador: {
      color: "rgb(161, 80, 0)",
      convert: function(str) {
        return str.toLowerCase();
      }
    },
    apocalypseArisen : {
    	color: "rgb(161, 0, 0)",
      convert: function(str) {
        str = str.toLowerCase();
        str = str.replace(/0/g, 'o');
       	return str; 
      }
    },
    arachnidsGrip : {
      color: "rgb(0, 86, 130)",
      convert: function(str) {
        str = str.toLowerCase();
        // I believe this one will be the most tedious since she is so chaotic with it
        let replacements = {
          "f8ed" : "fated",
          "ch8nge" : "change",
          "8l8tant" : "blatant",
          "sk8" : "skate",
          "p8ste" : "paste",
          "pl8y" : "play",
          "g8mes" : "games",
          "w8s" : "was",
          "assh8le" : "asshole",
          "idi8t" : "idiot",
          "m8y8e" : "maybe",
          "l8fe" : "life",
          "h8gh" : "high",
          "might8" : "mighty",
          "an8" : "and",
          "th8nk" : "think",
          "gr8at" : "great",
          "m8y88" : "maybe",
          "c8uld" : "could",
          "d8n\'t" : "don't",
          "kn8w" : "know",
          "do8ng" : "doing",
          "b8d" : "bad",
          "gr8" : "great",
          "fin8" : "fine",
          "ubbbbbbbbh" : "uggggggggh",
          "qu8te" : "quite",
          "d8dn\'t" : "didn't",
          "w8rd" : "word",
          "qu8ck" : "quick",
          "usu8lly" : "usually",
          "sne8k" : "sneak",
          "th8t" : "that",
          "stink8n" : "stinkin",
          "littl8" : "little",
          "th8r8" : "there",
          "m8d" : "mad",
          "st8pid" : "stupid",
          "godd8mn" : "goddamn",
          "fri8nd" : "friend",
          "8nd" : "and",
          "g8d" : "god",
          "d8re" : "dare",
          "mist8kes" : "mistakes",
          "r8gret" : "regret",
          "reserv8tions" : "reservations",
          "ch8nging" : "changing",
          "d8y" : "day",
          "l8ttle" : "little",
          "n8thin" : "nothin",
          "f8ce" : "face",
          "ag8in" : "again",
          "t8rrible" : "terrible",
          "t8ke" : "take",
          "c8n\'t" : "can't",
          "fre8king" : "freaking",
          "aw8y" : "away",
          "f8ck" : "fuck",
          "los8r" : "loser",
          "delusion8l" : "dislusional",
          "path8tic" : "pathetic",
          "congratul8" : "congratulate",
          "g8me" : "game",
          "tog8ther" : "together",
          "le8ders" : "leaders",
          "m8ke" : "make",
          "wo8ldn\'t" : "wouldn't",
          "f8r" : "for",
          "everyth8ng" : "everything",
          "infuri8ing" : "infuriating",
          "s8mething" : "something",
          "he8rt" : "heart",
          "sup8r" : "super",
          "op8n" : "open",
          "p8nt" : "paint",
          "em8tions" : "emotions",
          "conversation": "conversation",
          "consol8tion" : "consolation",
          "s8ving" : "saving",
          "decapit8" : "decapitate",
          "dict8" : "dictate",
          "cre8tive" : "creative",
          "br8k" : "break",
          "ultim8" : "ultimate",
          "w8" : "wait",
          "g8" : "gate",
          "l8" : "late",
          "tr8": "try",
          "8n\'t" : "ain't",
          "st8p" : "stop",
          "th8" : "the",
          "h8" : "hate",
        }
        
        Object.keys(replacements).forEach(replace => {
          if (str.includes(replace)) {
            let re = new RegExp(replace, 'gi');
          	str = str.replace(re, replacements[replace]);
          }
        })
        
        str = str.replace(/8/g, 'b');
        
        return str;
      }
    },
    arsenicCatnip: {
      color: "rgb(65, 102, 0)",
      convert: function(str) {
      	str = str.toLowerCase();
        str = str.replace(/3/g, 'e');
        str = str.replace(/\:ee/g, ':33')
        return str.toLowerCase();
      }
    },
    caligulasAquarium : {
      color: "rgb(106, 0, 106)",
      convert: function(str) {
        str = str.toLowerCase();
      	str = str.replace(/vv/gi, 'v')
        str = str.replace(/ww/gi, 'w')
        
        return str;
      }
    },
    carcinoGeneticist: {
      color: "rgb(98, 98, 98)",
      convert: function(str) {
      	return str.toLowerCase();
      }
  	},
    centaursTesticle : { 
      color: "rgb(0, 0, 86)",
      convert: function(str) {
        str = str.toLowerCase();
        
        let replacements = {
        	"perfe%ion" : "perfection",
          "predi%ion" : "prediction",
          "una%eptable" : "unacceptable",
          "distin%ion" : "distinction",
          "%%ings" : "doublecrossings"          
        }
        Object.keys(replacements).forEach(replace => {
          if (str.includes(replace)) {
            let re = new RegExp(replace, 'gi');
          	str = str.replace(re, replacements[replace]);
          }
        })
        
      	str = str.replace(/\%/g, "x");
        str = str.replace(/0/g, "o");
        str = str.replace(/1/g, 'l');
        return str;
      }
    },
    cuttlefishCuller : {
      color: "rgb(119, 0, 60)",
      convert: function(str) {
      	str = str.toLowerCase();
        str = str.replace(/\)\(/g, 'h');
        str = str.replace(/\-/g, '');
        
        return str;
      }
    },
    gallowsCalibrator: {
    	color: "rgb(0, 130, 130)",
    	convert: function(str) {
      	str = str.replace(/3/g, 'e');
        str = str.replace(/4/g, 'a');
        str = str.replace(/1/g, 'i');
        return str.toLowerCase();
        //Unfortunately, they use numbers as actual numbers sometimes. -_-
      }
    },
    grimAuxiliatrix : {
      color: "rgb(0, 129, 65)",
      convert: function(str) {
        return str.toLowerCase();
      }
    },
    terminallyCapricious: {
      color: "rgb(43, 0, 87)",
      convert: function(str) {
      	return str.toLowerCase();  
      }
    },
    twinAmageddons: {
      color: "rgb(161, 161, 0)",
      convert: function(str) {
        str = str.toLowerCase();
      	str = str.replace(/ii/g, 'i');
        str = str.replace(/2/g, 's');
        return str;
    	}
  	}
  }
    
  document.querySelectorAll(".o_chat-log > span").forEach(line => {
  	if (/\[\w+\]/gm.test(line.textContent)) return; //Don't want to affect the [XX] spans
    if (!(/\s/gm.test(line.textContent))) return;
    Object.entries(trolls).forEach((entry) => {
      if (line.style.color == entry[1].color) {
        let ident = line.textContent.match(/\w+\:/i)[0];
        let text = line.textContent.slice(ident.length)
        line.title = line.textContent;
        line.textContent = ident + " " + formatting(entry[1].convert(text));
        lineCount += 1;
      }
    })
    
    // He's not a troll, but damn if he ain't annoying
    if (line.style.color == "rgb(255, 255, 255)") { line.style.color = "rgb(153, 153, 153)"; }
  })
  
  console.log(`Converted ${lineCount} lines for ease of reading`);
  
  // ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's not like a reader is just going to skip the pesterlogs, why do they start closed?
  setTimeout(function() {
    document.querySelector('.o_chat-log-btn').click(console.log('Log opened'))
	}, 100)
})();