This guide is aimed at helping you get your own drugs tested. This is geared towards using Energy Control.
The first thing you'll want is a fake email address. I reccommend using sigaint, which will give you a @sigaint.org address. My own email address is [email protected]. You can create an account for free, you don't need any other email addresses, and you'll be able to reach people at any clearnet address. The .onion address is http://sigaintevyh2rzvw.onion/.
Next you'll need to contact Energy Control. Their email address is [email protected]. They will give you some steps to follow, here is an approximation:
- Send 50 euros worth of bitcoins to a specific Bitcoin address.
- Mail your drugs in an envelope to a specific mailing address in Spain.
- Mark your drugs with 2 random letters followed by three random numbers, such as EM692.
- Send them an email letting them know which transaction sent them the bitcoins, and telling them what random characters you used to mark your drugs.
If you are testing lsd, ask for both the GC/MS reports and the LC/MS reports. Ask them to also forward the lab results to [email protected], this is so I can see them and add them to Lab Reports.md.
Before you mail the samples in, take a picture of the drugs. This is so we can verify that you have the drugs. If it's something super generic like white powder, this step is optional. But if it's blotter art that's unique to a certain vendor, it's better to provide these pictures. It adds legitimacy to your report. Before uploading the photo anywhere, make sure you clean off the EXIF data. One way to do this is to take a screenshot. There are also programs that will clean EXIF data for you, I don't have a particular recommendation at this point. You also need to make sure the picture is free of revealing information. Cleaning the EXIF data won't help you if your address somehow ends up in the photo. If possible, it should be a picture of just the drugs on a plain white background.
If you are mailing from the US, you are going to need an international first class or global stamp. They cost less than $2. Just drop by your local post office and tell them you need to a birthday card to Spain. They'll give you the right stamp. Note: this only works for light samples, I believe 1oz is the limit. I'm not sure how to safely mail something heavier, but it does seem that all outgoing mail weighing less than 16oz is immune from being searched and seized. You should still make a bit of effort to conceal the drugs you are mailing. For blotters, putting them in a plastic back and wrapping that in paper is probably sufficient.
When they give you the results, make a post about it in /r/darknetmarkets and in /r/dnmavengers. Include the photo you took and all of the results you were sent. Include the dealer, the product, and the advertised purity and strength. Example: Peaceful pure LSD advertised at 150ug, tested at 136ug. Upload the pdf results somewhere, I recommend anonfiles.com.
Summary:
- Get an anonymous email address. Sigaint works well.
- Email Energy Control at
[email protected], telling them what drug you want tested. - Follow the steps provided by Energy Control, which will include labeling the drugs with random characters and sending them 50 euros in Bitcoins.
- Take a picture of your drugs. Make sure the picture is anonymous (clean EXIF data, no faces, plain background, etc.)
- Buy an international or global stamp and send the drugs to Energy Control.
- Tell Energy Control that you sent the drugs. Tell them which characters you used, and ask them to forward the results to
[email protected]. Ask them to provide both the GC/MS and LC/MS results. - Wait a few weeks until you have results. Make a post about the results.
- Upload the results where everyone can see them. Anonfiles works well.