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[21.38.20] <@nexxy> I used to have port scanners written in mIRC script :(
[21.38.30] < melfy> thats just sad sir
[21.38.36] < othiym23> how very completely unsurprising
[21.38.37] < myndzi> i have literally hundreds of kb of stuff just laying around
[21.38.42] <@nexxy> melfy, sir?
[21.38.44] < myndzi> and almost none of it is haxory :P
[21.38.45] * othiym23 &
[21.38.48] <@konobi> myndzi: -.-
[21.38.53] < superjoe> in groove basin, we have a mode where it keeps a 
                       playlist of size 10 or so full, and it uses a method of 
                       choosing songs based on last queued date
[21.39.01] < melfy> i made port scanner in nodejs
[21.39.01] < myndzi> even that stuff is like 10 years old
[21.39.02] < melfy> ;[
[21.39.10] <@nexxy> I know you didn't just 'sir' me
[21.39.15] < melfy> sit down sir
[21.39.18] < superjoe> so it could theoretically choose any song, but it's 
                       quadratically more likely to choose a song that has not 
                       been queued recently
[21.39.22] <@nexxy> melfy, I am not a sir
[21.39.26] < myndzi> not that long ago you could still exploit network latency 
                     on efnet to maintain ops
[21.39.29] < melfy> there are only sirs on irc
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[21.39.34] <@nexxy> actually, no
[21.39.36] < myndzi> it's funny as hell to see a deopped bot op the other bots
[21.39.44] <@tjfontaine> I am not kidding, and don't call me shirley
[21.40.00] < melfy> why it showing me topic again
21.40.01] < superjoe> ha
[21.40.03] < myndzi> that wasn't really haxory, it was just anti-takeover :P
[21.40.11] <@nexxy> melfy, because I kicked you for repeatedly calling me sir
[21.40.12] < myndzi> before that, i have no idea. a looooong time ago :)
[21.40.26] < melfy> for some reason i feel i shouldnt say sorry sir :(
[21.40.29] <@nexxy> and for the 'there are only sirs on irc'
[21.41.01] < myndzi> in other news, high resolution monitors are pretty
[21.41.11] < myndzi> i didn't realize just how pretty they would be
[21.41.25] < myndzi> glad chrome has an irc app though :P
[21.42.25] < robh71> I'm attempting to save a large chunk of html into a mysql 
                     table and I'm having difficulty -- keep getting mysql 
                     syntax errors. Is there a method that I am supposed to be 
                     using to "massage" the value before running the query? 
[21.42.45] < myndzi> robh71: you should be using a parameterized query
[21.42.47] < robh71> and yes I'm using node
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[21.41.06] <nexxy> for future reference, it's not a part of this community's 
                   culture to make such erroneous statements
[21.41.12] <nexxy> it only serves to alienate people
[21.41.29] <melfy> but a girl on irc
[21.41.39] <melfy> its unheard of !
[21.41.58] <nexxy> I'm being completely serious with you right now and if 
                   you're unwilling to acknowledge that I will be happy to 
                   escort you out of the channel until we can come to an 
                   understanding
[21.42.40] <melfy> ^ why girls shouldnt get on irc
[21.43.10] <melfy> they're too emo