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# Documentation for HAProxy
#   http://code.google.com/p/haproxy-docs/w/list
#   http://haproxy.1wt.eu/download/1.2/doc/architecture.txt

# NOTES:
#   open files limits need to be > 256000, use ulimit -n to set (on most POSIX systems)

global
        log 127.0.0.1     local0
        log 127.0.0.1     local1 notice

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[07.50.35] < guy> what is the best way to keep track of all the bindings to unset them later?
[07.51.02] < jasper^off> ckknight if it can't be my template...what good would it be :P
[07.51.40] < Nexxy> guy, if you just want to remove them
[07.51.43] < Nexxy> you an use unbind
[07.51.45] < Nexxy> can*
[07.51.52] < guy> Nexxy: No, it is off()
[07.52.09] < guy> what about assigning a unique ID to every interface and then using namespace to set them all off?
[07.52.21] < Nexxy> I guess you can use .off too
[07.52.23] < guy> oh. sorry this is #javascript
[07.53.55] < Nexxy> hey I didn't know you can namespace events with jquery

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[email protected] ./node_modules/serialport 
├── [email protected]
├── [email protected]
├── [email protected]
├── [email protected] ([email protected])
└── [email protected]
root@omap:/tmp/lol# 

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list: function(req, res, params) {

    var that = this;

    function stepOne(userIsLogged) {

        that
            .Users
            .getUserByUserID(

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00:45 < niggler> fuck nibble
17:15 < niggler> fuck java
17:23 < niggler> fuck windows
22:14 < niggler> fuck GTD
22:39 < niggler> fuck twitter
22:37 < niggler> fuck IT
19:01 < niggler> fuck CS
21:52 < niggler> fuck java
00:03 < niggler> fuck synergy
00:32 < niggler> fuck table tennis

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~ #node.js
[20.16.16] < TheEmpath> so
[20.16.34] < TheEmpath> anyone else have a hot programmer girl in their office? o____O
[20.16.42] < Lorentz> I wiiish
[20.16.48] <@Nexxy> not appropriate.
[20.16.57] »¡« Signoff caaakeeey: #Node.js (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
[20.17.32] < joshwnj> yeah guys, grow up
[20.17.38] < jerrysv> Nexxy: olynode was fun, you should have gone
[20.18.03] < TheEmpath> my boss came by and said "Here, a new subodinate" and its a very attractive female. the otherwise painfully quite engineering room suddenly came to life and its a problem :X
~~~~~~~

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function toCSV = function(table, cb) {
;;;;var cmd = spawn('mdb-export', [this.file, table])
;;;;cmd.stdout.pipe(concat(function(err, out) {
;;;;;;;;;;;;if (err) return cb(err)
;;;;;;;;;;;;if (!out) return cb('no output')
;;;;;;;;;;;;cb(false, out.toString())
;;;;;;;;}))
};

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int trigger = 0;
int inPin = 8;
int outPin = 9;

unsigned long lastReport;
unsigned long currentStamp;
String output;
void setup() {

    Serial.begin(115200);

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--- Log opened Thu Jul 26 22:07:40 2012
22:07 »¡« Irssi: Starting query in freenode with alex4nder
22:07 <Nexxy> please be appropriate and respectful while participating in #node.js :)
22:07 <alex4nder> eat shit
22:08 <Nexxy> as you wish
22:08 <alex4nder> you're on IRC, and what I said barely qualifies as NSFW.
22:08 <Nexxy> I'm not going to argue with you :)
--- Log closed Thu Jul 26 22:08:29 2012
--- Log opened Thu Jul 26 22:08:39 2012
22:08 [alex4nder([email protected])] alright.

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var easyScroll = function(selector, cb) {

	var offset = $(selector).offset().top;
	$('html, body').stop(true).animate({ scrollTop : ( (offset - 75 ) < 0 ? 0 : (offset - 75) ) }, {
		duration : 300
	}, function(){
		
		if((cb) && (typeof cb == "function")) {

			cb();