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[19.53.50] < myndzi> undeclared reference, foo is not defined! on irc i asked for help but help was hard to find!
[19.54.37] < myndzi> with nexxy to the rescue though my code is super stable. i'm pumping bits all up and down my hundred meg 
                     cable :P

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{
  "name": "dark-portal",
  "description": "Venue Portal of the Dark Arts",
  "version": "0.0.1",
  "author": "Emily Rose <[email protected]>",
  "dependencies": {
    "riak-js": "0.4.x",
    "async": "0.1.x",
    "express": "2.5.x",
    "connect": "1.7.x",

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var 
  redisConf = {

    host : "localhost"
    , port : "6379"
  }
  , express = require('express')
  , app = express.createServer()
  , ConnectRedis = require('connect-redis')(express)
  , redisStore = new ConnectRedis(redisConf)

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                    ~=[ PORTLAND BINGO ]=~                     
                       (once is enough)

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 Hipster on bicycle |  You smell weed!!  |  Hipster on bicycle 
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[17.44.42] < pyrotechnick> Meteor more like Meatybore
[17.45.05] < pyrotechnick> Fall colors in spring, you have to be kidding me.
[17.45.13] <@Nexxy> rofl
[17.45.32] < pyrotechnick> npm init meatyboar
[17.47.57] < pyrotechnick> i wish npm had smart packages
[17.48.19] < yaymukund> pyrotechnick: what do you mean by smart packages?
[17.48.20] < AAA_awright> As if we need any more npm...
[17.48.30] < pyrotechnick> its so stupid and standards-compliant
[17.48.56] < deoxxa> lol AAA_awright, how's your pure git system going?
[17.48.57] < jhbot> 'Server-side includes in expressjs' by Cliff F 

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var getValue = function(dat,v){

  var 
    reg = new RegExp(['<',v,'>(.*)<\/',v,'>'].join('')) // <tag>grabber</tag>
    , res = dat.match(reg)
  ;
  return res.length>1 ? res[1]||null : undefined
};

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for(var i=1;i<=100;i++){console.log([3,5].map(function(x){if(!(i%x)){return x==3?"Fizz":"Buzz"}}).join('')||i.toString())}