CSS & JS Puns

css-js-puns.txt

#bermuda-triangle { 
  display: none; 
}
#chuck-norris { 
  color: #BADA55; 
}
.push-up-bra { 
  margin-top: -25%; overflow: visible; 
}
#wife { 
  right: 100%; margin: 0; 
}
#titanic { 
  float: none; 
}
#kim-kardashian { 
  padding-bottom: 9999px; 
}
.bambis-mom { 
  cursor: crosshair; orphans: 1; 
}
.obese { 
  width: 200%; overflow: visible; 
}
.yo-mama { 
  width: 999999999px; 
}
.china { 
  border-style: solid; 
}
.leprechaun { 
  height: 20%; color: green; display: none; 
}
.illuminati { 
  position: absolute; visibility: hidden; 
}
#bruce-banner { 
  color: pink; transition: color 10s; 
}
#bruce-banner.the-hulk { 
  color: green; 
}
#usa + #mexico { 
  border: 1px dashed; 
}
#rip { 
  bottom: -6912px; } // -6912 ===6 feet
}
.ninja { 
  color: black; visibility: hidden; animation-duration: 0.00001s; 
}
.autobots { 
  transform: translate3d(); 
}
#ikea { 
  display: table; 
}
#tower-of-pisa { 
  font-style: italic; 
}
.hobbit { 
  height: 50%; 
}
.hobbit #foot { 
  width: 200%; 
}
#big-bang::before { 
  content: ""; 
}
.invisibility-cloak + #harry-potter { 
  visibility: hidden; 
}
.invisibility-cloak + #mad-eye-moody { 
  visibility: visible !important; 
}

// Motivation
while(noSuccess) {
  tryAgain();
  if(Dead) {
    break;
  }
}

// Life Motto
if (sad() === true) {
  sad.stop();
  beAwesome();
}