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Tombstone resembling Blue Screen of Death (Win95) in HTML. For the future use, when tombstones will have screen with browsers, YouTube, commercials etc. Mobile version for urns with small displays included.
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bsod_tombstone.html
<html>
<head>
<title>Blue Screen of DEATH tombstone</title>
<!--
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH 95 TOMBSTONE v1
© krzysiu.net (Krzysztof Blachnicki), 2017
This piece of code is released on following licenses:
* CC BY 4.0 International (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en)
* BSD 3 with attribution (https://spdx.org/licenses/BSD-3-Clause-Attribution.html)
In short: you may freely modify this HTML code, use it comercially (preferably on
tombstones) as long as you'll keep licensing information (choosen license or both),
attribution ("© krzysiu.net (Krzysztof Blachnicki), 2017") and in case of CC BY,
title of the work - i.e. one or two lines. You aren't forced to use same license for
your changes. The only thing left from Microsoft's Blue Screen of Death is too
trivial to be copyrighted, therefore krzysiu.net claims authorship.
-->
<meta name="author" content="krzysiu.net (Krzysztof Blachnicki)">
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta http-equiv="x-ua-compatible" content="ie=edge">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<style>
body {background:#00a;color:#fff;overflow:hidden}
.container {display: table;position: absolute;height:100%;width:100%}
.container-inner {display:table-cell;vertical-align:middle}
.bsod {margin:0 auto;width:70%;min-width:320px;max-width:960px;font-family:Courier,Courier New,Lucida Sans Typewriter,Lucida Typewriter,monospace;font-size:12pt}
.bsod_title {text-align:center;margin-bottom:3em}
.bsod_title>span {background:#fff;color:#00a;padding:2px 8px;font-weight:bold}
.bsod_content {margin:0 15px 2em 15px}
.bsod_anykey {text-align:center}
.nowrap {white-space:nowrap;overflow:auto;}
@media all and (max-width: 759px) {
.bsod {font-size:10pt}
.no-mobile {display:none}
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div class="container">
<div class="container-inner">
<div class="bsod">
<div class="bsod_title"><span><!-- FULL NAME -->John Doe</span></div>
<div class="bsod_content">
An exception DE4TH has occurred at <!-- DATH DATE -->05:03:2078. This was called from <!-- BIRTH DATE -->01:02:1934. It may be possible to continue normally.
</div>
<div class="bsod_content">
* Please wait for resurrection by <!-- if an atheist, please change to Almighty Atheismo -->God<br>
* Try occult rites to raise <!-- FIRST NAME -->John as a zombie. <br class="no-mobile"><span class="no-mobile">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>You&nbsp;will lose all memories.
</div>
<div class="bsod_anykey">Press any key to continue</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</body>
</html>
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