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GeekFromSaturn can punch a cyclops between the eye.
GeekFromSaturn has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Some magicans can walk on water, GeekFromSaturn can swim through land.
GeekFromSaturn can make a stuffed animal bleed.
GeekFromSaturn doesn't mow her lawn, she stands on the porch and dares it to grow
Death once had a near-GeekFromSaturn experience
GeekFromSaturn doesn't turn on the shower she looks at it untill it crys
GeekFromSaturn can do a wheelie on a unicycle
GeekFromSaturn doesnt bother to ask "Who's your daddy" because she knows.
GeekFromSaturn CAN eat soup with a fork
There used to be a street named after GeekFromSaturn, but it was changed because nobody crosses GeekFromSaturn and lives.
GeekFromSaturn counted to infinity - twice.
GeekFromSaturn died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell her yet.
GeekFromSaturn is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
GeekFromSaturn once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman
GeekFromSaturn can slam a revolving door.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. GeekFromSaturn needs 4 seconds.
GeekFromSaturn can speak braille.
GeekFromSaturn will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for GeekFromSaturn.
GeekFromSaturn was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
GeekFromSaturn once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Contrary to popular belief, GeekFromSaturn cannot fly. She just jumps and chooses when to come down.
GeekFromSaturn once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
GeekFromSaturn doesn't make friends or enemies. GeekFromSaturn only makes victims.
GeekFromSaturn can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
GeekFromSaturn can cut through a hot knife with butter
Action speaks louder than words. GeekFromSaturn speaks louder than action.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from GeekFromSaturn
GeekFromSaturn can run you over with a parked car.
GeekFromSaturn was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. She was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Deaf People can hear GeekFromSaturn talk
GeekFromSaturn can kill two stones with one bird
GeekFromSaturn once challenged her own reflection to a staring contest. She won after 5 days.
GeekFromSaturn doesn't read. She just stares at the book until she gets the information she wants.
GeekFromSaturn doesn’t wear a watch. She decides what time it is.
When GeekFromSaturn does a pushup, she isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
GeekFromSaturn made a Happy Meal cry.
When cops pull GeekFromSaturn over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
GeekFromSaturn doesn't need a GPS. GeekFromSaturn decides where she is.
GeekFromSaturn can dry clothes underwater.
GeekFromSaturn can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
GeekFromSaturn can parallel park a freight train
GeekFromSaturn is so persuasive that she convinced a mirror she wasn't there.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals GeekFromSaturn allows to live.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears GeekFromSaturn pajamas.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears GeekFromSaturn pajamas.
Giraffes did not exist........until GeekFromSaturn upper-cutted a horse.