SwedishChef

swedish_chef.rb

# run as `ruby swedish_chef.rb`
# Source: unknown, e.g. copied somewhere from the interwebs

class SwedishChef
  def self.call(string)
    @string = string
    @string.gsub!(/an/, "un")
    @string.gsub!(/An/, "Un")
    @string.gsub!(/au/, "oo")
    @string.gsub!(/Au/, "Oo")
    wc("a", "e")
    wc("A", "E")
    inw("ew", "oo")
    inw_not("e", "e-a")
    nw("en", "ee")
    niw("e", "i")
    niw("E", "I")
    inw("f", "ff")
    inw("ir", "ur")
    inw("i", "ee")
    inw("ow", "oo")
    niw("o", "oo")
    niw("O", "Oo")
    niw("tion", "shun")
    @string.gsub!(/the( |$)/, "zee\\1")
    @string.gsub!(/The( |$)/, "Zee\\1")
    nw("th", "t")
    inw("u", "oo")
    @string.tr!("v", "f")
    @string.tr!("V", "F")
    @string.tr!("w", "v")
    @string.tr!("W", "v")
    @string
  end

  def self.wc(search, replace)
    @string.gsub!(/#{search}(?=[A-Za-z'])/, replace)
  end

  def self.nw(search, replace)
    @string.gsub!(/#{search}(?=[^A-Za-z'])/, replace)
  end

  def self.inw(search, replace)
    @string.gsub!(/(\w+?)#{search}(\w+)?/, "\\1#{replace}\\2")
  end

  def self.inw_not(search, replace)
    @string.gsub!(/(\w+?)#{search}(?=[^A-Za-z']|$)/, "\\1#{replace}\\2")
  end

  def self.niw(search, replace)
    if /(^| )#{search}/.match?(@string)
      @string.gsub!(/(^| )#{search}/, "\\1#{replace}")
    elsif /#{search}( |$)/.match?(@string)
      unless /#{search}{2}/.match?(@string)
        @string.gsub!(/#{search}( |$)/, "#{replace}\\1")
      end
    end
  end
end

DATA.each_line do |line|
  puts SwedishChef.call(line)
end

__END__
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