It's funny because it's VB.net

NothingComparesToYou.vb

Namespace SinéadOConnor
    Public Class You
        Implements IComparable

        Public Function CompareTo(obj As Object) As Integer Implements IComparable.CompareTo
            If (obj Is Nothing) Then
                Return 0
            End If

            Return -1
        End Function
    End Class
End Namespace

So 90's